rat-a-2-e

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

not sure if i will ever eat at this ladys place again lol but rat is not my fave dish at present lol the joe is thinking it was very mean to post my poem about her but thats the beuty of the net < we are all in cyber space lol


to my girlfriend

you wont no me, as our meeting was only brief,
and i am so sorry that in the 2 seconds, i gave you so much grief.
but from my heart i want to thank,
your cleaning and hygiene, is a rat bank.
i love your cooking, its the most gorgeous food,
but the way you feed me, is lower then rude.
all round the place you seem to scatter,
but i no you love me, as i admit i am getting fatter.
when you clean the dirt you just shift,
so i am thinking of a family, to you its my gift.
to move then in i need a contract,
that your standard wont ever subtract.
keep up the hard work and remember on your food i wont choke,
what's for dinner tonight "rat-a-2-E" my lovely girlfriend its a joke.

[Scarlett.]

no

[Beastie]

LOL

What does she cook for you?

[Stacey.]

omg, ratatouille :shocked:
I was writing about it yesterday in my english homework lmfao
:laugh:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

stacey < dont write about it < try cooking it girl < its yummmmmy lol

[Smithy]

why do you refer to yourself in the 3rd person :conf:

[Stacey.]

stacey < dont write about it < try cooking it girl < its yummmmmy lol

its food?! :shocked:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Braden]

its food?! :shocked:

Where you on about the movie ?

[Stacey.]

Where you on about the movie ?

no, this book! :/ lol

[Stacey.]

jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

so, i still havent found out how old you are :hugesmile:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

stacey < the joe done not do internet dateing and meeting or any interest < i am simply here to chat and get views on life < dont worry about age < its just a number lol but i am alot older then you girl trust me.

[Stacey.]

stacey < the joe done not do internet dateing and meeting or any interest < i am simply here to chat and get views on life < dont worry about age < its just a number lol but i am alot older then you girl trust me.

ohh, :blush: haha

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

its 1030 pm here < what you doing up so late lol

[Stacey.]

its 1030 pm here < what you doing up so late lol

it is here too :D
why? you trying to get rid of me?! :shocked:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

no stacey lol we can spend the night togther on this message board if you want lol

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

the joe has been dumped lol

[Scarlett.]

Joe and Stacey sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a baby in a golden carraige

[Stacey.]

the joe has been dumped lol

:hugesmile:

[Stacey.]

Joe and Stacey sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a baby in a golden carraige

:joker:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

u got it wrong < it goes like this

joe and stacey sitting in a tree,
k--i-s--s--i-n--g
first comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes jedward in there muliti millon pound carriage.
stacey nos a better offer and jumps in,
while joe is left rapping with no grin.
stacey is now a lady of leasure,
sitting on the jedward treasure.
joe is forgotton and dropped like a brick,
untill i went on x factor and got stacey tick.
now i am a rapper bigger then the king,
and all thats left to say is, stacey do you accecpt my ring ?

[Dr.Gonzo]

Joe, show some sense and get away from that crazy bastard.

[sooty]

Oh Joe

I like ratatouille, but not anymore. :sad:

Well I hope I do not remember rat-a2-e for long.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

sooty < come round to mine and i will cook you something and we can watch the big brother past series lol

[sooty]

sooty < come round to mine and i will cook you something and we can watch the big brother past series lol

:hugesmile:

[Stacey.]

u got it wrong < it goes like this

joe and stacey sitting in a tree,
k--i-s--s--i-n--g
first comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes jedward in there muliti millon pound carriage.
stacey nos a better offer and jumps in,
while joe is left rapping with no grin.
stacey is now a lady of leasure,
sitting on the jedward treasure.
joe is forgotton and dropped like a brick,
untill i went on x factor and got stacey tick.
now i am a rapper bigger then the king,
and all thats left to say is, stacey do you accecpt my ring ?

:) lovely..
yes, of course i will :D

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

see you at the church this sunday < its a 5 am service lol

[Claymores]

see you at the church this sunday < its a 5 am service lol

And 5.02am arrest for trying to marry a 14 year old

[Stacey.]

see you at the church this sunday < its a 5 am service lol

see you there ;)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores is arrested for not haveing a sence of humour <

[Claymores]

claymores is arrested for not haveing a sence of humour <

Where's my jailhouse rap this week?

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores in the slammer,
for not going along with the joe grammer.
he's in with all the pedofiles and sex offenders,
while joe is at home relaxing and watching eastenders.
he's been done over and taken it where the sun dont shine,
he's getting used to it and dose not no more decline.
or day of release he punches a screw,
because claymores no's if he's out there's no more d??k to chew.
in where he belongs and with out this big brother message board,
but for your services to all prisoners gets you the best rent man award.

[Claymores]

LOL Joe - thanks :thumbs:

[sooty]

Joe and Stacey sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a baby in a golden carraige

How could some people easily be able to rhyme.
The other day I tried to find two words for it, spent a long time and failed.:sad:

[Claymores]

How could some people easily be able to rhyme.
The other day I tried to find two words for it, spent a long time and failed.:sad:

It's a teeny culture thang

[Stacey.]

How could some people easily be able to rhyme.
The other day I tried to find two words for it, spent a long time and failed.:sad:

haha! i take a long time over poems!
They end up normally being a complete fail though :laugh:
lol

[Claymores]

haha! i take a long time over poems!
They end up normally being a complete fail though :laugh:
lol

You should write one to your husband to be instead of marriage vows.........we're waiting

[sooty]

:xyxwave:

[Stacey.]

You should write one to your husband to be instead of marriage vows.........we're waiting

:joker: lol!
I wrote one about CBB7 in one of Joes threads!

[Claymores]

:xyxwave:

I'd have to give a fail on that rap!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

well ok if you say so lol

[Claymores]

well ok if you say so lol


i laughed the claymores one - I was faling sooty effort of just a single smiley with no smilay rap : :dance::elephant::banana::hello::hello::hello:

[sooty]

haha! i take a long time over poems!
They end up normally being a complete fail though :laugh:
lol

Stacey
We would love to see your poems sometime.

[Claymores]

Stacey
We would love to see your poems sometime.

Sooty - we want yours 1st

[sooty]

Sooty - we want yours 1st

Claymores

Would you promise you would not aske me anothere one, then I will give you my first and last one.

Just I want to make sure, Claymores by any chance are you female?
Originally I thought you were male, may be because of your blue arrow picture.

[Claymores]

Claymores

Would you promise you would not aske me anothere one, then I will give you my first and last one.

Just I want to make sure, Claymores by any chance are you female?
Originally I thought you were male, may be because of your blue arrow picture.

I'm male sooty - just play with the kids for a laugh - go for it rhyming

[sooty]

I'm male sooty - just play with the kids for a laugh - go for it rhyming


Do you know Claymores, it is so confusing.

I used to think Wombai was male and I only found out Smithy, my Corrie mate, was male.
Because of the Avatar picture, they confuse me.
I should not surprise if Arista was female actually.


Would you mind if I do rap instead of rhyming. I could not find words for rhyme.

Sooty the Rapper.:dance:

[Claymores]

Do you know Claymores, it is so confusing.

I used to think Wombai was male and I only found out Smithy, my Corrie mate, was male.
Because of the Avatar picture, they confuse me.
I should not surprise if Arista was female actually.


Would you mind if I do rap instead of rhyming. I could not find words for rhyme.

Sooty the Rapper.:dance:

soots - don't go by avatars or I'm Theodora from Chech Republic ths week as we chatted about visiting each other again Euro Championship Games

Smithy has a pretty girl on but not him. Arista is just a conundrum!

I await the rap!

[Claymores]

Do you know Claymores, it is so confusing.

I used to think Wombai was male and I only found out Smithy, my Corrie mate, was male.
Because of the Avatar picture, they confuse me.
I should not surprise if Arista was female actually.


Would you mind if I do rap instead of rhyming. I could not find words for rhyme.

Sooty the Rapper.:dance:

post a real one of you in avatar ssoty

[Stacey.]

Stacey
We would love to see your poems sometime.

lol!
I have actually posted a small one somewhere about CBB7 in one of Joes threads! :o

[sooty]

post a real one of you in avatar ssoty

Well as I promised you Claymores, this is my first and last of ,,,.(I am afraid this is not rhyme,,,..)

Sooty the Rapper:dance:

Sooty's trying rap with teens
Sha~ke shake but where are words
Heart is drumming knees are clicking
Too much shaking'nd swallowed teeth
~ ~ ~A m b u l a n c e ! ! ~ ~

Well it is not very good idea to rap with my age.:hugesmile:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

thats loverly sooty <

[WOMBAI]

Well as I promised you Claymores, this is my first and last of ,,,.(I am afraid this is not rhyme,,,..)

Sooty the Rapper:dance:

Sooty's trying rap with teens
Sha~ke shake but where are words
Heart is drumming knees are clicking
Too much shaking'nd swallowed teeth
~ ~ ~A m b u l a n c e ! ! ~ ~

Well it is not very good idea to rap with my age.:hugesmile:

:joker:

[sooty]

thats loverly sooty <

Sorry Joe
I hyjacked your thread.

[sooty]

:joker:


Hello Wombai
(Andyman likes you;)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

dont be silly < we are all here to chat and say what ever we want < thats the rule < there are no rules lol

[sooty]

dont be silly < we are all here to chat and say what ever we want < thats the rule < there are no rules lol

:spin:

[WOMBAI]

Hello Wombai
(Andyman likes you;)

Hi Sooty - how are you?

Andyman doesn't like independent women - we are not each other's types! :shocked:

I did like your little poem - was very funny! Can't imagine me rapping either! :hugesmile:

But we both appreciate Joe's poems! :elephant:

[sooty]

Hi Sooty - how are you?

Andyman doesn't like independent women - we are not each other's types! :shocked:

I did like your little poem - was very funny! Can't imagine me rapping either! :hugesmile:

But we both appreciate Joe's poems! :elephant:

Oh Andyman, Andyman.

Yes, I love visiting Joe's threads.

Wombai rapping? I do not think so. Or you never know.:hugesmile:
but at least you can skate. I even can not balance on ice.:laugh2:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i am so greatful for all your kind words < and i really dont deserve them < but as long as you lot on here are happy with me < you can be sure my nut case poems will flow < and trust me the day will come when you have had enough of my poems and want rid. but thanks again.

[Stacey.]

i am so greatful for all your kind words < and i really dont deserve them < but as long as you lot on here are happy with me < you can be sure my nut case poems will flow < and trust me the day will come when you have had enough of my poems and want rid. but thanks again.

i will never want rid of you, or your poems :love:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

well i got you stacey and you got me hows that < x

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i must not forgoet sooty baby lol