What if? - game

[_Seth]

Soo... to play, you have to answer the "what would you do if...?" question above you, and then ask one for the next person.

The what if question you ask can be as weird as you like, but when you answer, it has to be realistic!

I'll start, what would you do if Angelina Jolie was lying naked on your bed?

[Stu]

I would ask her to apologise for the Tomb Raider movies before seeking financial compensation and a shag.

What would you do if Simon Cowell was hanging from a tree with a rope around his neck?

[_Seth]

Try and save him PRONTO!

What would you do if a sandwich fell from nowhere and hit you on the head?

[Stu]

I would pick it up and chuck it at Simon as he took his last gasps.

What would you do if your gran offered you a blowjob?

[Firewire]

I'd be confused.

What would you do if... 'they were walking down the street and said "hey sexy"'?

[Twilight]

Just think wtf

What would you do if.. you found me in your livingroom?

[Firewire]

I'd scream... cos you know... it's Twilight Twitty.

What would you do if your idol knocked your door looking for directions?

[Twilight]

Scream omfg Alex Gaskarth and ask him for a hug:P


What would you do if you found a key to another world?

[Patrick]

Put it on eBay.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and your bed was in the middle of your School Yard?

[Smithy]

Id be confused as i dont have a school yard

What would you do if you walked round a corner and walked onto albert square and knocked over Dot

[Patrick]

Laugh and shout to Nasty Nick 'You gotta get to the point Son!'
..Oh Edited!
I thought you ment like in a car and you run her over, well im not changing my answer as I cba.


What would you do if you opened a Kit Kat that was out of date from 2006 and saw a Big Brother 7 Golden Ticket?

[Stacey.]

What would you do if you woke up one morning and your bed was in the middle of your School Yard?

:joker:

[Ninastar]

Sell it! lol


What would you do if you woke up one morning and I was there chanting die,die,die....

[Jords]

I would lol lol lol

What would you do if all of a sudden everybody spoke a different language to you?

[Patrick]

Set Google Translate as my Homepage.

What would you do if your Grandmother walked in while you were on Porn?

[Ninastar]

Ask here why she is in my house cause she is meant to be dead.


What would you do if you were being followed.

[Patrick]

Pretend im on the phone.

What would you do if you a hobo tried to rape you?

[_Seth]

Punch it's face in.

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and there where legs hanging from your ceiling?

[Ninastar]

Laugh then think omfg and scream.


What would you do it your best friend turned out to be a 98 year old peado?

[_Seth]

OMG I'd be devestated! D:

What would you do if Lara Croft was standing behind you?

[GypsyGoth]

I would ask her what she was up to, and maybe if she needed help.

What would you do if all the people were changing into zombies?

[Jords]

If they were turning into them via being biten, Id panic but try and keep with the family and fight the beggers off. :p

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

[GypsyGoth]

I don't think I'd change much, I mean I'd replace my net time with reading. I suppose I would keep pets for company and thus I'd become a mad cat lady.

What is the first thing you'd buy if you won the lottery?

[Jessica.]

My house

What would you do if you woke up pregnant and in labour?

[Jords]

I would be very very surprised! And in pain, very tight squeeze whereever its coming out of..

What would you do if you could turn invisible?

[_Seth]

Watch some sexy people get changed. :)

What would you do if all music was suddenly banned?

[GypsyGoth]

Watch some sexy people get changed. :)

What would you do if all music was suddenly banned?


Hmm... I don't think I'd go out as much, my ipod is my security blanket. Jeeze even movies would be off limits because of their soundtracks. I guess I'd become depressed again.


What would you do if you found out you only had six months to live?

[Patrick]

Post it on my Twitter/Bebo Page..
'Patrick Says: Oh My God you guys just found out im dieing, so ****ing sad man :( send me love!'


Imagine all the text messages from girls saying Aww :lovedup:

What would you do if you saw Katie Price and Alex Reid in Tescos and they bunked the Cue and went in front of you.

[_Seth]

Stuff my face eating.
I'd tell them to **** off.

What would you do if you accidentally walked in on yo mamma watching hardcore lesbian porn?

[Patrick]

Go into my room, Stick on better Lesbian Porn, Turn the volume up and see how she likes it.

What would you do if you were on a Plane that was about to Crash and you had about 12 Seconds before it hit the ground and exploded?

[GypsyGoth]

I would laugh.


What would you do if you found a wallet with three thousand pounds in it and the owners address?

[arsenalforever]

I would laugh.


What would you do if you found a wallet with three thousand pounds in it and the owners address?

keep it all for myself

what if you saw someone been beaten to death would you go and rescue 'em?

[_Seth]

If it was more than one person doing the beatings, no, I'd call the police. If it was one person, yeah.

What would you do if this forum totally closed down?

[Jords]

I would probably end up going back on facebook more.

What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

[Patrick]

Finger myself and have Lesbian Sex.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and the whole room was spinning while the only thing standing still was Pete Burns staring at you while chanting 'Right round baby.. right round..' over and over again.

[_Seth]

Sing along. I like that song.

What would you do if you where walking down the street and you saw a TiBB member?

[Patrick]

Walk on past as I dont know who they look like, but of course theres always that possibility they would have their username written across their forehead.

So I would shout '****ing Troll!' or if I liked them I would shout 'Yo! Karama +1' and walk away like a nerd.
I could imagine all the people on the street looking thinking 'What the hell...'



What would you do if your Boyfriend/Girlfriend left you for your best friend?

[_Seth]

Cry and then kill myself.

What would you do if you where alone in a building, at the beginning of a two week holiday, used the lift and got trapped? (You didn't have a phone.)

[arsenalforever]

Cry and then kill myself.

What would you do if you where alone in a building, at the beginning of a two week holiday, used the lift and got trapped? (You didn't have a phone.)

go crazy:joker:

what would you do if you were handed a billion dollars to shoot someone?

[_Seth]

I would only shoot someone who truly deserved it. Otherwise no.

What would you do if you found yo dadda watching hardcore gay porn? :joker:

[Patrick]

Walk in and take the laptop and walk out leaving him sitting their like a prick staring at the wall with his trousers down.

What would you do if you were listening to really old songs on your computer late at night with earphones in and then you accidently took the earphones out and the old music woke your family up?

...And no that didnt just happen to me :rolleyes:

[_Seth]

I honestly don't know. =/

What would you do if you where framed for rape and went to jail for life even though you totally didn't do it? Like how would you deal with the utter frustration?