Uncle LT's Therapy Room

[Crimson Dynamo]

In this leather padded room you can post your psychological problems and your old uncle LT will solve them.

For example

"Dear LT. I broke my leg in 3 places, what will i do"

LT: Do not go to these places.

and so forth

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

that shouldnt have made me laughbut it did :(

[Stu]

I'm completely faithless. Jesus won't answer my prayers. Halp!

[GypsyGoth]

I bit my tongue last night and it hurts.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I bit my tongue last night and it hurts.


Gargle with a salt and water solution for 1 minute and watch this video

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e2_1266206603

[Patrick]

I asked for corn on the cob in KFC and the chineese bitch gave me chips.

[Jessica.]

Some members make me want to get the ferry across the water and kill them in their sleep. What should I do?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm completely faithless. Jesus won't answer my prayers. Halp!

Pray for things to be taken away from you like pride, jealousy, slothfulness and an ability to touch the end of your penis with your tongue.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Some members make me want to get the ferry across the water and kill them in their sleep. What should I do?

Stop obsessing with peoples members.

[Patrick]

Oh sure ignore my corn on the cob problem.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I asked for corn on the cob in KFC and the chineese bitch gave me chips.

You are lucky she did not southern fry your sorry ass you racist pig.

[Patrick]

You are lucky she did not southern fry your sorry ass you racist pig.

How am I racist for wanting to eat Healthy? :shocked:

[Crimson Dynamo]

How am I racist fpr wanting to eat Healthy? :shocked:

there is NOTHING healthy about KFC

[GypsyGoth]

Gargle with a salt and water solution for 1 minute and watch this video

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e2_1266206603

:shocked: :blush:

Thanks Doc :thumbs:

[WOMBAI]

I asked for corn on the cob in KFC and the chineese bitch gave me chips.

She was probably tempted to ram them down the throat of this particular English bitch - shame she didn't! :hugesmile:

[Patrick]

there is NOTHING healthy about KFC

Corn is more healthy than Chips.
Still doesnt explain how im racist tbh.

[Stu]

Pray for things to be taken away from you like pride, jealousy, slothfulness and an ability to touch the end of your penis with your tongue.
Pride and jealousy are motivating carnal forces that can better you as a person if utilised correctly. Pride can take care of slothfulness, for instance - which in itself can bring immense pleasure if being slothful is your thing.

I have given up on praying for an ability to fellate myself and have opted for a strict acrobatics regiment instead. I hope to get there one day.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Corn is more healthy than Chips.
Still doesnt explain how im racist tbh.

"Chinese bitch"

is racist and sexist

[Patrick]

She was probably tempted to ram them down the throat of this particular English bitch - shame she didn't! :hugesmile:

http://i48.tinypic.com/11icmyt.gif

[arista]

Corn is more healthy than Chips.
Still doesnt explain how im racist tbh.


You pointed out 'who' served you.


Thats what Old LT is using against you Pat.

[Jessica.]

http://i48.tinypic.com/11icmyt.gif

Called you english too :laugh2:

[Patrick]

"Chinese bitch"

is racist and sexist

Well she is chineese, and tbf im fed up seeing them working at the fast food shops.

And she was a bitch for not giving me what I asked for.

[Crimson Dynamo]

snip

I have given up on praying for an ability to fellate myself and have opted for a strict acrobatics regiment instead. I hope to get there one day.

aha fellate

that word leaves a nasty taste in my mouth

[setanta]

Best hangover cure LT? And no, don't say don't drink.

[WOMBAI]

Called you english too :laugh2:

Correction - Irish bitch!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well she is chineese, and tbf im fed up seeing them working at the fast food shops.

And she was a bitch for not giving me what I asked for.

I bet you always get just what they want to give you..


a little "backroom sauce" for the cheeky boy...

:devil:

[Patrick]

Correction - Irish bitch!

Racist!!

One infraction for this muppet, for calling me a Bitch.

[Stu]

aha fellate

that word leaves a nasty taste in my mouth
:joker:

[arista]

Well she is chineese, and tbf im fed up seeing them working at the fast food shops.

And she was a bitch for not giving me what I asked for.



Let it All Out
Pat.



Life In The Fast Lane.

[Niamh.]

Hey LT, Did you go see Avatar in the end?

[WOMBAI]

Racist!!

One infraction for this muppet, for calling me a Bitch.

How can it be racist when I called you English bitch first - idiot!

Simples Patrick - you are quick to dish it out - simply can't take it! If you are going to constantly make the sort of comments you do - don't then whinge and moan when some pass comment on you!

[Patrick]

How can it be racist when I called you English bitch first - idiot!

Simples Patrick - you are quick to dish it out - simply can't take it! If you are going to constantly make the sort of comments you do - don't then whinge and moan when some pass comment on you!

I was being sarcastic you morron.

And I would of called you alot more and said alot more, only im trying to be good as Vicky said tone it down.

So ****, and I hope you get an infraction.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hey LT, Did you go see Avatar in the end?

I did

loved it. started to get the horn for the lady alien. too many pick and mix probably the cause

[Crimson Dynamo]

I was being sarcastic you morron.

And I would of called you alot more and said alot more, only im trying to be good as Vicky said tone it down.

So ****, and I hope you get an infraction.

LT advises that you calm down and spell better.

[Niamh.]

I did

loved it. started to get the horn for the lady alien. too many pick and mix probably the cause

haha, my hubby said that too (weirdo!) Did Mrs. LT enjoy it?

[arista]

"I hope you get an infraction. "



Will it Hurt?

[WOMBAI]

I was being sarcastic you morron.

And I would of called you alot more and said alot more, only im trying to be good as Vicky said tone it down.

So ****, and I hope you get an infraction.

The difference being that I don't constantly go round insulting certain groups of people ie women, certain races unprovoked! You got what you deserved! If I get one - you should too!

[Crimson Dynamo]

haha, my hubby said that too (weirdo!) Did Mrs. LT enjoy it?

yes and it was against her "no sci fi" mentality too

[Niamh.]

yes and it was against her "no sci fi" mentality too

Oh Good!!

[Patrick]

LT advises that you calm down and spell better.

I dont really care.

[Patrick]

The difference being that I don't constantly go round insulting certain groups of people ie women, certain races unprovoked! You got what you deserved! If I get one - you should too!

Why should i get one excactally? :joker:

For saying the word Chineese?

Right will whatever.

[WOMBAI]

"I hope you get an infraction. "



Will it Hurt?

Hope not - my pain threshold is not high - today at least!:hugesmile:

Putting up with pains in the gluteus maximus is enough for one day! :hugesmile:

[Stu]

The difference being that I don't constantly go round insulting certain groups of people ie women, certain races unprovoked! You got what you deserved! If I get one - you should too!
Aha!

So that's what this is all about :rolleyes: .

I'm sure Paddy loves the ladies as much as the rest of us. Maybe, and this is a novel idea I know, he was taking the piss?

[arsenalforever]

i got a bigus cockus
what should i do?

[WOMBAI]

Aha!

So that's what this is all about :rolleyes: .

I'm sure Paddy loves the ladies as much as the rest of us. Maybe, and this is a novel idea I know, he was taking the piss?

women, women, women, women, women, women - I could go on as you clearly love to hear me say it :rolleyes:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i got a bigus cockus
what should i do?

put down the magnifying glass

[Crimson Dynamo]

I can see I am going to have to appoint a receptionist.

anyone know any fit chinese bit.. i mean birds?

[Stu]

women, women, women, women, women, women - I could go on as you clearly love to hear me say it :rolleyes:
Avoiding the point. Your a credit to your sex.

[WOMBAI]

Avoiding the point. Your a credit to your sex.

Just not biting today, with you! :hugesmile:

[Stu]

Just not biting today, with you! :hugesmile:
In which case you would have felt no need to reply to my original message. As the old saying goes, you can't have your cake and eat it.

[Captain.Remy]

you can't have your cake and eat it.

Why not ? :laugh:

[WOMBAI]

:sleep:In which case you would have felt no need to reply to my original message. As the old saying goes, you can't have your cake and eat it.

:sleep::xyxwave:

[Stu]

hypocrisy hypocrisy hypocrisy hypocrisy hypocrisy hypocrisy

[Captain.Remy]

WOMBAI, I'm just wondering, out of curiosity, what do you think about beauty pageants ? Because they've been quite criticized by some feminism associations which consider these pageants as diminishing for women and treating them like meat. Just asking. :thumbs:

[WOMBAI]

WOMBAI, I'm just wondering, out of curiosity, what do you think about beauty pageants ? Because they've been quite criticized by some feminism associations which consider these pageants as diminishing for women and treating them like meat. Just asking. :thumbs:

Quite like to see a string of good looking men parading in front of me! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

I love LeatherTrumpet :love:

[Captain.Remy]

Quite like to see a string of good looking men parading in front of me! :hugesmile:

And about the women's ones ? Just asking to read your opinion on this because a lot of people don't like them.

[WOMBAI]

And about the women's ones ? Just asking to read your opinion on this because a lot of people don't like them.

Already said - not playing today! You boys will have to look elsewhere! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

Already said - not playing today! You boys will have to look elsewhere! :hugesmile:

Did your partner give you a nice Valentines evening then, eh? That why you're in a good mood for once? ;)

[WOMBAI]

Did your partner give you a nice Valentines evening then, eh? That why you're in a good mood for once? ;)

Good try! Entertainment value (for me) has worn thin! Moving on to bigger and better! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

Good try! Entertainment value (for me) has worn thin! Moving on to bigger and better! :hugesmile:

So you're leaving your partner for something bigger and better? Well, you know the saying, 'once you go black, you'll never go back' ;)

[WOMBAI]

So you're leaving your partner for something bigger and better? Well, you know the saying, 'once you go black, you'll never go back' ;)

Once you go quality - never go back to quantity! :hugesmile:

[Captain.Remy]

Already said - not playing today! You boys will have to look elsewhere! :hugesmile:

Alright, fine then. I was just asking, I wasn't going for a debate anyway. :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

Once you go quality - never go back to quantity! :hugesmile:

Talk to you tomorrow then, when the happy pills wear off :xyxwave:

[King Gizzard]

Now what the hell do we have here

[WOMBAI]

So you're leaving your partner for something bigger and better? Well, you know the saying, 'once you go black, you'll never go back' ;)

You do like to make hugh, illogical jumps between two completely unrelated subject matters, don't you! Nevermind - if you see a connection - then humouring you seems appropriate! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

You do like to make hugh, illogical jumps between two completely unrelated subject matters, don't you! Nevermind - if you see a connection - then humouring you seems appropriate! :hugesmile:

You were the one that said your partner gave Valentines evening a 'good try', but the 'entertainment value' has worn thin for you, and so you're going to move on to 'bigger and better'.

That translates as 'the sex was awful, and it's not that good anymore, so I'm off to find a bigger and better one'.

[WOMBAI]

You were the one that said your partner gave Valentines evening a 'good try', but the 'entertainment value' has worn thin for you, and so you're going to move on to 'bigger and better'.

That translates as 'the sex was awful, and it's not that good anymore, so I'm off to find a bigger and better one'.

Whose on the happy pills? That translates in warped minds! Fritzl eat your heart out!

[Jack_]

Whose on the happy pills? That translates in warped minds! Fritzl eat your heart out!

I'm always on happy pills, it's better than miserable pills, eh?

Aw, do you love him too now? Knew you'd see the light in the end! Bless :hugesmile:

[WOMBAI]

I'm always on happy pills, it's better than miserable pills, eh?

Aw, do you love him too now? Knew you'd see the light in the end! Bless :hugesmile:

Lets just say my light seems considerably brighter than yours! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

Lets just say my light seems considerably brighter than yours! :hugesmile:

Did I ever say it wasn't? :hugesmile:

[Crimson Dynamo]

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