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arista
15-02-2010, 02:53 PM
This Room is better
LT is to far up himself.

\PJ/
15-02-2010, 02:54 PM
Silly Arista

arista
15-02-2010, 02:56 PM
Silly Arista


Nothing Silly in here PJ

Let it all Out.


Who works in your Take Aways
Do they Get you Down?

Patrick
15-02-2010, 02:56 PM
Lol

Stu
15-02-2010, 02:57 PM
My take away is full of cows. Dead ones.

arista
15-02-2010, 02:58 PM
Lol


Yes we must Enjoy our Therapy.


Bolllocks to being Political Correct.

\PJ/
15-02-2010, 02:58 PM
I have a drug problem.

Stu
15-02-2010, 02:59 PM
I have sobreity problem :(.

\PJ/
15-02-2010, 02:59 PM
I'm getting funky with those junkies.

arista
15-02-2010, 02:59 PM
My take away is full of cows. Dead ones.



As long as the Food
Gets it Up for you.

arista
15-02-2010, 03:00 PM
I'm getting funky with those junkies.


Get Down And Funky
But Watch Out For Them Junkies.

arista
15-02-2010, 03:00 PM
I have a drug problem.


You will Grow out of it.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 03:06 PM
This Room is better
LT is to far up himself.

i have a plagiarism issue and ass fetish

\PJ/
15-02-2010, 03:07 PM
I also have a hair loss problem.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 03:08 PM
This Room is better
LT is to far up himself.

is this a franchise?

are you the boss with a leasehold?

Patrick
15-02-2010, 03:08 PM
steph has aparently just shaved her head

Its all true.

Captain.Remy
15-02-2010, 03:08 PM
I was at a great party last night, but why did I wake up with a condom in my ass ? I don't remember anything.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 03:09 PM
my dog's mother-in-law has three legs, no nose and smells

Jack_
15-02-2010, 03:26 PM
Yes, bollocks to this forum being politically correct, arista.

arista
15-02-2010, 03:29 PM
is this a franchise?

are you the boss with a leasehold?


No Lease.

But Your so called therapy room
has a Fat Bible blocking the Door.


It is called Balance.

arista
15-02-2010, 03:30 PM
Yes, bollocks to this forum being politically correct, arista.



Yes Let it all out.


I would think No Irish work in the Take Aways near Pat
because it is Low Pay and Hard Work.

Patrick
15-02-2010, 03:31 PM
I randomly stumbled accross this and did not Google 'Politcally Correct' :rolleyes:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cbo/lowres/cbon87l.jpg

arista
15-02-2010, 03:31 PM
I also have a hair loss problem.



Keep your Cap on , then.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 03:47 PM
No Lease.

But Your so called therapy room
has a Fat Bible blocking the Door.


It is called Balance.

I offer Christian prayers as one of my services. Can i pray on you?

arista
15-02-2010, 03:53 PM
I offer Christian prayers as one of my services. Can i pray on you?


No you can not


That , as you know , is a Outright Insult.



There is No God, anyway.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 03:56 PM
No you can not


That , as you know , is a Outright Insult.



There is No God, anyway.

There is no God in the way that you see him. but then you see through a glass very darkly. beyond your city horizon the real God lives.



life .beyond. your city.

arista
15-02-2010, 04:42 PM
There is no God in the way that you see him. but then you see through a glass very darkly. beyond your city horizon the real God lives.



life .beyond. your city.


Nothing to do with it


It is Fact there is no God.


Read Richard Dawkins.

Stacey.
15-02-2010, 04:45 PM
lmao!!

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 04:46 PM
Nothing to do with it


It is Fact there is no God.


Read Richard Dawkins.

Dawkins wrote a book for a publisher to make money and continues to make much money from his book publisher and shameless website.

God wrote a book to show that he loves us. To date he has not picked up a penny for it.

I will probably choose the God chap rather than the other geezar.

arista
15-02-2010, 04:48 PM
Richard also made Docu's for Ch4
On DVD now.

You are out of your depth.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 04:53 PM
Richard also made Docu's for Ch4
On DVD now.

You are out of your depth.

C4?

well no one told me, it must be true..

Somehow pitting Richard Dawkins against God does not seem, to me, to be wading around in deep water?

quite the reverse:devil:

\PJ/
15-02-2010, 04:58 PM
i have no cap arista

arista
15-02-2010, 05:02 PM
C4?

well no one told me, it must be true..

Somehow pitting Richard Dawkins against God does not seem, to me, to be wading around in deep water?

quite the reverse:devil:


On Ch4 DVD's now

Get Educated , for a change.

arista
15-02-2010, 05:02 PM
i have no cap arista



WalmartAsda Sell them.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 05:06 PM
On Ch4 DVD's now

Get Educated , for a change.

yes for a price..(raise eyes smiley)

stop being a meany Arista. Some therapy this has been.

I want my money back you montybank.

arista
15-02-2010, 05:11 PM
yes for a price..(raise eyes smiley)

stop being a meany Arista. Some therapy this has been.

I want my money back you montybank.


I am not giving Threapy
I am Talking Facts.


This is Pat's Therapy Room
which is 1000 times better than yours.

\PJ/
15-02-2010, 05:13 PM
WalmartAsda Sell them.

i went past a huge walmart store on my way to somerset at the weekend you would have been in your eliment.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 05:15 PM
I am not giving Threapy
I am Talking Facts.


This is Pat's Therapy Room
which is 1000 times better than yours.

I beg to differ. Your advice is of a lower standard and you have dealt with fewer enquiries. My decor is superior and I have had a better class of clientèle.

Pats Therapy room smells of Gran pee:xyxwave:

arista
15-02-2010, 05:21 PM
I beg to differ. Your advice is of a lower standard and you have dealt with fewer enquiries. My decor is superior and I have had a better class of clientèle.

Pats Therapy room smells of Gran pee:xyxwave:




Of Course you will
as this is better than your thread.


LT you just can not give good advice
you have a old Fable Bible in your way.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 05:28 PM
Of Course you will
as this is better than your thread.


LT you just can not give good advice
you have a old Fable Bible in your way.

You love the Bible Arista. dont fight it. They sell them in Wallmart. :devil:

arista
15-02-2010, 05:33 PM
You love the Bible Arista. dont fight it. They sell them in Wallmart. :devil:



They Sell
Richard Dawkins
in WalmartAsda.

There in No God
Utter Fact.

Crimson Dynamo
15-02-2010, 05:50 PM
They Sell
Richard Dawkins
in WalmartAsda.

There in No God
Utter Fact.



Well done Wallmart

Zondervan to Release New Line of Bibles First at Walmart

Essential Bible Series is world's first carbon-neutral series of Bibles

18th September 2009: Zondervan, the world's leading Bible publisher, today announced it will publish a custom collection of Bibles created specifically for its consumers' needs and sold for a limited time exclusively at Walmart. The new line, called the Essential Bible Series, features premium quality Bibles that are also certified carbon neutral and satisfy the needs of shoppers seeking a more simple and accessible Bible for themselves or to give to others.

The 12 Bibles in the line include both first-time offered editions and redesigned and repackaged best-sellers. The products were selected based on research with Walmart shoppers that revealed 42 percent of consumers did not realize that Walmart carried Bibles and those who knew, found their Bible shopping experience confusing. The Essential Bible Series was developed to demystify the shopping experience by offering unique products with clear and recognizable packaging to help Walmart shoppers better navigate the Bible aisle so they can easily find the Bible that meets their unique needs.

"Walmart appeals to shoppers because it's familiar and inviting, yet there was a clear opportunity in the Bible category to make the product more accessible and eliminate confusion," said Chip Brown, senior vice president and publisher of Bibles at Zondervan. "The Essential Bible Series is presented in a simple and personal way to help make Bible selection easy, so that consumers can walk away feeling confident that they have put the right Bible in their cart."

Zondervan said the new line also represents an exponential increase in product quality for mass-market Bibles and will be the world's first CarbonNeutral(R) certified series of Bibles, aligning with Walmart's environmental stewardship efforts. As Zondervan strives to increase its operational efficiency and minimize its environmental impact, taking responsibility for the emissions related to this series of Bibles became an obvious step.

To achieve CarbonNeutral(R) publication status, the emissions produced by the printing, production, storage and distribution of the Bibles to Walmart were independently measured by a third party assessor, and reduced to net zero through carbon offsetting. Zondervan worked with The CarbonNeutral Company to purchase and retire high quality carbon credits from emission reduction projects verified to internationally recognized standards.

Neil Braun, CEO, The CarbonNeutral Company, said, "By taking responsibility to measure and reduce the carbon footprint of the Walmart series of Bibles and by achieving CarbonNeutral(R) publication certification, Zondervan has demonstrated environmental leadership among Bible publishers. We applaud Zondervan's efforts to meet and exceed its customers' increasingly high environmental standards."

The Essential Bible Series will be available first at Walmart stores nationwide starting in September 2009 and will be a Walmart exclusive through January 2010. Bibles in the series include: The New International Version (NIV) Study Bible; two large print editions of the NIV Bible in standard and Italian Duo-Tone bindings; a large print edition of the King James Version (KJV) Bible; three gift bibles in Italian Duo-Tone bindings (two NIV, one KJV); The Busy Mom's Bible in Italian Duo-Tone; The Adventure Bible and The Beginners Bible, both in standard binding; and the Backpack Bible for Boys and the Backpack Bible for Girls, both in Italian Duo-Tone binding.

arista
15-02-2010, 06:16 PM
You are Bible Freak
Spam your own thread.

arista
16-02-2010, 05:40 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/16/article-1251469-084F110F000005DC-21_634x405.jpg


Let It all Out in
Pats Therapy Room.

Crimson Dynamo
17-02-2010, 08:44 AM
http://www.thisisthedogsbollocks.com/god%20images/DSC00592%5B1%5D.jpg

Stacey.
17-02-2010, 08:51 AM
Well done Wallmart

Zondervan to Release New Line of Bibles First at Walmart

Essential Bible Series is world's first carbon-neutral series of Bibles

18th September 2009: Zondervan, the world's leading Bible publisher, today announced it will publish a custom collection of Bibles created specifically for its consumers' needs and sold for a limited time exclusively at Walmart. The new line, called the Essential Bible Series, features premium quality Bibles that are also certified carbon neutral and satisfy the needs of shoppers seeking a more simple and accessible Bible for themselves or to give to others.

The 12 Bibles in the line include both first-time offered editions and redesigned and repackaged best-sellers. The products were selected based on research with Walmart shoppers that revealed 42 percent of consumers did not realize that Walmart carried Bibles and those who knew, found their Bible shopping experience confusing. The Essential Bible Series was developed to demystify the shopping experience by offering unique products with clear and recognizable packaging to help Walmart shoppers better navigate the Bible aisle so they can easily find the Bible that meets their unique needs.

"Walmart appeals to shoppers because it's familiar and inviting, yet there was a clear opportunity in the Bible category to make the product more accessible and eliminate confusion," said Chip Brown, senior vice president and publisher of Bibles at Zondervan. "The Essential Bible Series is presented in a simple and personal way to help make Bible selection easy, so that consumers can walk away feeling confident that they have put the right Bible in their cart."

Zondervan said the new line also represents an exponential increase in product quality for mass-market Bibles and will be the world's first CarbonNeutral(R) certified series of Bibles, aligning with Walmart's environmental stewardship efforts. As Zondervan strives to increase its operational efficiency and minimize its environmental impact, taking responsibility for the emissions related to this series of Bibles became an obvious step.

To achieve CarbonNeutral(R) publication status, the emissions produced by the printing, production, storage and distribution of the Bibles to Walmart were independently measured by a third party assessor, and reduced to net zero through carbon offsetting. Zondervan worked with The CarbonNeutral Company to purchase and retire high quality carbon credits from emission reduction projects verified to internationally recognized standards.

Neil Braun, CEO, The CarbonNeutral Company, said, "By taking responsibility to measure and reduce the carbon footprint of the Walmart series of Bibles and by achieving CarbonNeutral(R) publication certification, Zondervan has demonstrated environmental leadership among Bible publishers. We applaud Zondervan's efforts to meet and exceed its customers' increasingly high environmental standards."

The Essential Bible Series will be available first at Walmart stores nationwide starting in September 2009 and will be a Walmart exclusive through January 2010. Bibles in the series include: The New International Version (NIV) Study Bible; two large print editions of the NIV Bible in standard and Italian Duo-Tone bindings; a large print edition of the King James Version (KJV) Bible; three gift bibles in Italian Duo-Tone bindings (two NIV, one KJV); The Busy Mom's Bible in Italian Duo-Tone; The Adventure Bible and The Beginners Bible, both in standard binding; and the Backpack Bible for Boys and the Backpack Bible for Girls, both in Italian Duo-Tone binding.

is that you, Stephen? :shocked: