TiBB | 8 Out of 10 Cats

[Patrick]

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Hello and welcome to TiBB | 8 Out Of 10 Cats!
The show about Opinion Polls and Statistics.

Tonight is our first show and we have had 12 Great TiBB Members sign up for the game.
Each will get a chance to play at one stage but some people will have to be in the TiBB Public if they arent in the team.

[Jessica.]

Yeyy


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[Braden]

Hoorah !:D

[Patrick]

lol Hope everyone turns up.

[Braden]

lol Hope everyone turns up.

Is everyone that are taking part online at the moment

[Braden]

Five minutes :D

[Jack_]

I'm here :)

[Jayson]

I have arrived :p

[CaraRawr]

Hayyy

[Jessica.]

3 mins

[\PJ/]

hello hello baby

[Patrick]

Good to see you all, just a second caculating the answers and i`ll be right with you all.

[Braden]

Hai guys :)

[Jordan.]

:hello:

[Jessica.]

:hello:

Well done on 5,000 posts :D

[Patrick]

Okay were all ready to start!

[Jordan.]

Well done on 5,000 posts :D

:shocked: i didnt even notice! thanks! :)

[Braden]

:D

[Patrick]

Team 1
Jack
Jessica
and PJ!

Team 2
Toasteee
Samy!
And Jayson!

[Jessica.]

Ready Pa :D

[\PJ/]

are you serious????????????????????????????????

[Jessica.]

Team 1
Jack
Jessica
and PJ!

Team 2
Toasteee
Samy!
And Jayson!

Oh no!

Will you swap PJ and Samy :laugh:

[Jayson]

PJ ain't happy :joker:

[Patrick]

So lets get started,
What are you talking about?

Thats the team of our first round, I asked the TiBB Public what stories they have been discussing this week.

Its YOUR Job, to find out what came 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

[\PJ/]

guess ill have to just stick it for this i don't wanna wreck your game patrick.

[Jayson]

The winter Olympics, Patrick.

[Braden]

Hey, I reckon people are tlaking about Ashley Cole and Cheryl splitting up ?

ooops sorry Jayson.

[\PJ/]

much better thanks patrick

[\PJ/]

and ill say the brits.

[Jessica.]

The Brits

[Patrick]

That came 4th Actually Jayson, so its not in the Top 3.

[Patrick]

The Brits is right!

The Brits is the 2nd most talked about thing this week!

[Patrick]

1.
2. The Brits
3.

[Braden]

Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole splitting up.

[Jayson]

Poo :(

[\PJ/]

cherly and ashley break up mess?

[Jack_]

Eastenders Live episode?

[Patrick]

Toastee that was 5th, I`ll give you a clue though since that was pretty close..

Its somthing to do with Footballers.

[Jack_]

John Terry

[Jessica.]

The 6 nations Patrick

[Jayson]

Toastee that was 5th, I`ll give you a clue though since that was pretty close..

Its somthing to do with Footballers.

John Terry.

[Patrick]

Jack is correct!

Eastenders is the most talked about thing this week.

[Patrick]

John Terry

Also correct.

1. Eastenders Celebrates its 25th Anniversary
2. The Brits
3. John Terry

[Jack_]

But what about the little doggy that shat on the pavement in Liverpool? :bawling:

[Braden]

But what about the little doggy that shat on the pavement in Liverpool? :bawling:

Oh god, I didn't hear about that..

[Jessica.]

But what about the little doggy that shat on the pavement in Liverpool? :bawling:

:laugh2:

[Patrick]

At the end of that round,

PJ, Toasteee and Jayson have 1 Point

While Jack, Jess and Samy have 2 Points!

[\PJ/]

I thought the brits would have been most talked about.

[Jessica.]

At the end of that round,

PJ, Toasteee and Jayson have 1 Point

While Jack, Jess and Samy have 2 Points!

:cheer2: In your face!

[Patrick]

I thought the brits would have been most talked about.

They were very close, to be fair.

[Braden]

Oh well guys, let's try and catch up in the next round.

[Patrick]

Belive it or not!
Thats the name of our Second Round!

In this round, I asked the Public 2 Questions.

The two teams will have to guess if its True or False.

[Patrick]

50% Of TiBB Members Would KILL For 1 Million Quid.

True or False?

[Jayson]

True

[\PJ/]

HMMM not sure about this

[Jack_]

False. Only sweety_samy would do that.

[Jessica.]

false

[\PJ/]

yer ill say ture aswell

[Braden]

Probably true, knowing the some of the TiBB members.

[Raph]

False. even Sweety_samy wouldn't do that ;)

[Patrick]

LMAO Jack

So both teams are saying True? :joker:

[Jack_]

False. even Sweety_samy wouldn't do that ;)

Yes you would. You're evil. Pure evil. :bawling:

[Jessica.]

False Patrick!

[Jayson]

LMAO Jack

So both teams are saying True? :joker:

Yep.

But I said it first ;)

[Braden]

Yeah, why not.

[Jack_]

Yeah, what are we going with? I say false.

[\PJ/]

I think all of my team is saying true.

[Jessica.]

Yeah, what are we going with? I say false.

False

[Patrick]

Alright, so Team #1 Saying False.
And Team #2 Say True..

[\PJ/]

yep

[Raph]

Yes you would. You're evil. Pure evil. :bawling:

ahaha Samy is coming after you!! :devil:
something doesn't sound too frightening about that ;)

hehe so what we saying guys? x

[Patrick]

I can tell you,

The answer is TRUE!

Yes, 50% Of TiBB Members would KILL for A Million Pounds.

[Jessica.]

Alright, so Team #1 Saying False.
And Team #2 Say True..

Correct Patrick.

[\PJ/]

wooohoooo!

[Jessica.]

Dang it!

[\PJ/]

well done team.

[Braden]

Get in there !
I knew it would be true because it was such a specific percentage.
well done team members :)

[Jayson]

Yeaaaahhhh!!!!

Suck on that society!!!

[Jack_]

Bad times.

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[Patrick]

So thats 1 Point for Team #2.

The Next Question,

33% of The TiBB Public have never laughed at a Joke about a Dead Celebrity.

[Jack_]

ahaha Samy is coming after you!! :devil:
something doesn't sound too frightening about that ;)

hehe so what we saying guys? x

You're kinky, not so innocent afterall, eh? ;)

[Jessica.]

So thats 1 Point for Team #2.

The Next Question,

33% of The TiBB Public have never laughed at a Joke about a Dead Celebrity.

False!

[\PJ/]

True

[Jack_]

False

[Jayson]

Hmmm, false.

[Raph]

False.

and wait who am i with? :p

[Braden]

That's probably true.
If not it's probably lower.

[Patrick]

The whole of Team #1 Say False,

Team 2 Do you agree?

[Jayson]

I'd say it's false.

[Jessica.]

I want to say true

[\PJ/]

i think it's true jayson

[Jack_]

Hm, I don't know now...

[Raph]

am in Team 1 or Team 2? :p

and Jackk, pfft. :)

[Jack_]

You're in our team Samy, I think.

[Patrick]

Next week were definiatly having Captains so one person can give an answer for the entire team lol

[Braden]

I reckon it's true.

[Jayson]

i think it's true jayson

Depends what Toastee says, go for the majority...

[Jayson]

I reckon it's true.

True then.

[Patrick]

Okay Team #2 Think Its true, and Team 1 think False?

[\PJ/]

ok true it is

[Raph]

You're in our team Samy, I think.

alrighty, Jack. Sorry just getting into this though - ah see how you'll see that as dirty :hugesmile:

[Jayson]

Yep Paddy.

[Raph]

yeahh (:

[Jack_]

Jess? Samy?

I'll go with what you want, I'm stuck on this one.

[Raph]

yeah i'm pretty certain it's false :)

[Jack_]

False it is then.

[Jessica.]

Jess? Samy?

I'll go with what you want, I'm stuck on this one.

True!!!!!

[Patrick]

Okay Team #2 Think True.

And Team #1 Think False!


I can tell you now the answer is..

[Jessica.]

yeah i'm pretty certain it's false :)

True!!!!!!

[Patrick]

False

Yep, Infact every person we asked has laughed at a Dead Celebrity Joke, no one said no.

[Raph]

False

Yep, Infact every person we asked has laughed at a Dead Celebrity Joke, no one said no.

yayy, go Team 1! :wavey:

[Jessica.]

:)

[Jack_]

Thank ****. Suck on that, Jade Goody.

[Jayson]

I told you :p

[Patrick]

So at the end of that round, I can tell you Team 1 have 3 Points and Team 2 have 2 Points!

[Raph]

Thank ****. Suck on that, Jade Goody.

ahahah, Jack is perfect for this! (:

[Patrick]

Thank ****. Suck on that, Jade Goody.

:joker::joker:

[Braden]

Sorry guys, my fault :/

[\PJ/]

not it's mine LOL

[Jack_]

ahahah, Jack is perfect for this! (:

Shaun and Stu suit this more than me :joker:

[Jayson]

Guys, guys. Stop blaming yourselves...








It's both of your fault's :)

[Patrick]

Okay so Round 3 is actually called Poll with the hole, made a mistake with the last rounds name :joker:


You have to fill in the missing words!

[Patrick]

Remember this time, first person to get the answer gets the point ;)

50% Of TiBB Members would like to ______ Justin Bieber?

[Raph]

Shaun and Stu suit this more than me :joker:

umm you forgot the notorius and most hilarious member,

MeMyselfandI,MeMyselfAndI2,MeMyselfandI3, and the list goes on... :laugh2:

[Raph]

Shag, aahah

[Jayson]

KILL, 100% CERTAIN.

:p

[Braden]

Kill

[Jessica.]

Kill

[Patrick]

Nope, not Shag.

[\PJ/]

Stab

[Braden]

Or maybe it's just are sick minds that want to kill him :laugh:

[Jack_]

kill

[Patrick]

2/6 People said Kill, but that isnt the top answer.

[\PJ/]

oh i guess kill LOL

[Raph]

ahah everyone wants to kill him bar me..hmm what else could it be?

[Jessica.]

be

[Jayson]

Punch?

[Jayson]

Slap.

[Braden]

****

[Jack_]

smell the **** of

[Jessica.]

meet

[\PJ/]

kiss

[Raph]

meet

[Patrick]

I`ll give you that Jayson as it is very close.

4/6 TiBB Members would like to SLAP Justin Bieber.

[Jayson]

Play on COD?

[Jack_]

rape

twat

hit

[Jayson]

I`ll give you that Jayson as it is very close.

4/6 TiBB Members would like to SLAP Justin Bieber.

I said slap after anyway, lol :p


W00t :hugesmile:

[Raph]

:(

[Jack_]

umm you forgot the notorius and most hilarious member,

MeMyselfandI,MeMyselfAndI2,MeMyselfandI3, and the list goes on... :laugh2:

Ah yes. :joker:

[Jessica.]

Dang it

[Patrick]

So thats 1 Point to Team #2 Which means both teams are now tieing.. Anyone could win!

Next Question:

64% Of the Public, take their anger out by _________

[Jessica.]

Shouting/screaming

[Raph]

sex, aha whats up with me today? :p

[Jack_]

having a wank

[Jayson]

Erm...

Hit stuff?

[Patrick]

Nope, not shouting or screaming.

[Jack_]

stuffing cucumbers up their ****ter

[Jayson]

Suicide?

[Braden]

Sleeping ?

[Jessica.]

Erm...

Hit stuff?

:laugh2:

[Raph]

coming on TiBB!!

[Jessica.]

Suicide?

:bored:

[Jack_]

raping their parents?

[Patrick]

Erm...

Hit stuff?

:joker: Jack

And yes Jayson, correct again!


64% Of the TiBB Public HIT STUFF when they are angry.

[Jessica.]

coming on TiBB!!

That sounds so wrong :blush2:

[Jack_]

spreading sh*t on windows?

[Jayson]

Booyah! :D

[Jessica.]

*hits stuff*

[Raph]

That sounds so wrong :blush2:

ahaha everything I say is going to sound wrong today! :laugh2:

[Jack_]

:(

[Jessica.]

ahaha everything I say is going to sound wrong today! :laugh2:

:laugh2:

[Jayson]

spreading sh*t on windows?

We weren't meant to be telling anyone about our nightly pastimes, Jack :blush:

[\PJ/]

i froze then

[Jessica.]

:(

Chin up Jacky boy

[Patrick]

PMSL At these answers :p


So at the end of that Round..

Team #1 Have 3 Points.
While Team #2 Have 4 Points!

[Jack_]

We weren't meant to be telling anyone about our nightly pastimes, Jack :blush:

Oh... :bawling:

[Jessica.]

:bawling:

[\PJ/]

i itch my face when i get angry

[Braden]

Well done Jayson :)

[\PJ/]

you are on fire jayson.

[Patrick]

So can Team #1 Get back on the top?

Or will Team #2 go all the way?


'And the winner is...'

Thats the name of our Final Round for tonight!
I ask the TiBB Public Questions and you lot have to guess what they answered.


Remember, first person to get it gets the points for their team!

So here goes..

[Jayson]

you are on fire jayson.

Give me the ****ing water then, don't just stand there watching you evil bastard!!!!!!!!! :bawling:

[Raph]

Rachel!

[Patrick]

I asked the TiBB Public, what is the first Big Brother UK Series you watched?



Teams what do you think the answer is?

[Jayson]

Bb7?

[Jessica.]

Bb7

[Jack_]

Bb5

[Jayson]

Bb1?

[Raph]

Bb9

[Jessica.]

Bb8

[Jack_]

Bb313084?

[Raph]

i think BB7 too but what should we say?

[Jayson]

Bb2?

[Jessica.]

Bb6

[Patrick]

BB7 and BB5 are both up there, with BB7 just missing out on the top spot.

And nope Jess, not BB8.

[Jack_]

Bb6

[Jayson]

Bb3

[Jessica.]

Bb1

[Jayson]

Bb4

[Braden]

Big Brother 6 ?

[Jessica.]

Bb3

[Jayson]

Bb6

[Jayson]

Bb10

[Raph]

Bb8

no won't be that, it was too boring that TiBB members wouldn't have liked the show, hence not come on the forum ;)

I say BB9-10 actually since there have been loads of new members!

[Raph]

BB9 guys, yeah?

[Jessica.]

Cbb1

[Patrick]

Bb2?

:shocked:h my g:shocked:d


Big Brother 2 is the right answer.

4/6 of the TiBB Public watched BB2 As their first series.

[Jack_]

Iac 3?

[Jessica.]

no won't be that, it was too boring that TiBB members wouldn't have liked the show, hence not come on the forum ;)

I say BB9-10 actually since there have been loads of new members!

I loved BB8 :(

[Jack_]

Well done Jayson, again :joker:

[Jayson]

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr256/JWALLBANGER/ohyeah.jpg

[\PJ/]

BB2

EDIT: oh

[Raph]

wow well done Jayson!

[Patrick]

Can I just ask for the next 2 Questions, could the members discuss with their teams what they think the answer is and then when I ask for the 2 Teams to tell me what they think, then one person from that team can tell me what their team decided on.

[Jessica.]

:(

[Jack_]

Sure Patrick

[Braden]

Well done Jayson, yet again !

[Jayson]

kk Paddy.

[Patrick]

So next question..

I asked the TiBB Public, in a fire what thing would you bring with you to safety?

[Jessica.]

Pet

[Jessica.]

Laptop

[Jessica.]

Family Members

[Jack_]

Condoms

[Raph]

computer

[Jessica.]

Computer

[Jack_]

Sex toys

[Jessica.]

Fridge

[Braden]

A Fire extinguisher

[Jack_]

Family

[Jayson]

I'm thinking TV or computer...

Maybe iPod?

[Raph]

water

[Jessica.]

Memorabilia

[Jessica.]

CD's

[Jessica.]

DVD's

[Jack_]

Money

[Mystic Mock]

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hello and welcome to TiBB | 8 Out Of 10 Cats!
The show about Opinion Polls and Statistics.

Tonight is our first show and we have had 12 Great TiBB Members sign up for the game.
Each will get a chance to play at one stage but some people will have to be in the TiBB Public if they arent in the team.



wheres your puncjuration you and jessica argued on me for this

[Braden]

Music (like cd's,ipods etc...)

[Jessica.]

Phone

[Jayson]

Family photo album...

[Raph]

DVDs

[Jack_]

jedward_fever's brain

...oh wait

[Raph]

photos

[Patrick]

Remember, cant accept any answers yet even if they are right, have to wait until both teams decide what they are going for.

[Jayson]

We need to make a group decision...

I say iPod/Mp3 Player...

[Jessica.]

wheres your puncjuration you and jessica argued on me for this

I hate you!

[Jack_]

Right, team, what are we going for?

[\PJ/]

TV!

[Raph]

computer guys?

[Braden]

We need to make a group decision...

I say iPod/Mp3 Player...

Yeah, same.

[Jessica.]

photos

Brilliant

Photos/device containing photos