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CharlotteSometimes
19-08-2005, 01:03 PM
Well, Hollywood, Hereford, perhaps.

Lesley has been cast in a new film entitled Six Bend Trap, from Ironopolis Films (nothing to do with Avid Merrion, apparently). Her fellow 'stars' already cast include two blokes called Martin Owen and Vin Garbutt, Brookside's Barry Grant, Corrie's Tommy Harris, topless tarts Cathy Barry, Jodie Marsh, Linsey Dawn Mc.Kenzie & Jo Guest, Dave 'I'm hard, me' Courtney, Gemma Taylor - the runner-up from UK's Stongest Woman, 'comedy' duo and double glazing advertisers Cannon & Ball, Emmerdale's Mandy Dingle, Keith Harris and Cuddles The Monkey (poor Orville), and Sting ... the greyhound. Pete Posslethwaite, Ray Winston and, erm, Abi Titmus have also been approached. Coming straight to video near you, soon.

Another date for your diary: "I will be singing live on stage at Denby Dale Festival on 20th August in front of thousands of people alongside the likes of Lisa Scott Lee." I can't wait.
Princess
19-08-2005, 01:04 PM
OMG!
science_to_win
19-08-2005, 04:48 PM
Shocked!!

Although I'm pleased she didn't have to strip to make money...unlike most of the female housemates have had to.
Fangz
19-08-2005, 05:33 PM
Oh great, a washed-up ex-Steps member and Lesley singing in the same place. I'll remember to avoid that festival.
Romantic Old Bird
30-09-2005, 07:59 PM
Set at a dog track you say?

Typecasting then really, isn't it?
Ruth
01-10-2005, 06:27 PM
Jodie Marsh, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jo Guest, Abi Titmuss, Cannon & Ball, Keith Harris and Cuddles The Monkey? Sounds like one of the worst movies in history.

I really like Pete Postlethwaite and Ray Winston though - how on earth were they persuaded to be in it?
guttridge
01-10-2005, 07:10 PM
Good on her i say.
CharlotteSometimes
01-10-2005, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Ruth

I really like Pete Postlethwaite and Ray Winston though - how on earth were they persuaded to be in it?

They hadn't when I posted that, Ruth - they'd just been approached. :thumbs:


Originally posted by guttridge

Good on her i say.

A bag, I presume? :spin:
Ruth
01-10-2005, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes
Originally posted by Ruth

I really like Pete Postlethwaite and Ray Winston though - how on earth were they persuaded to be in it?

They hadn't when I posted that, Ruth - they'd just been approached. :thumbs:

Ah, right. I should have read the post more carefully. I really hope they don't do it! It would ruin the memory of the films of theirs which I have enjoyed!
guttridge
01-10-2005, 10:28 PM
She was really good on bb i think
Fangz
02-10-2005, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes
Originally posted by guttridge

Good on her i say.

A bag, I presume? :spin:
How about one of these?
Lance
02-10-2005, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by science_to_win
Shocked!!

Although I'm pleased she didn't have to strip to make money...unlike most of the female housemates have had to.

She probably tried that, but no-one paid to see her.:laugh: