The Pub

[fruit_cake]

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I didn't order this, tits an out rage

[King Gizzard]

Get us a 7up will you chewy

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/JaYpZHu.jpg

[Kate!]

How have I not noticed this before?

[Vanessa]

Just popping in for a drink. :pipe:

http://add-vodka.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/beer.jpg

[MeMyselfAndI]

Carmel punching that bitch :worship:

[smeagol]

is this a thread to chat about all soaps as tht would be cool
had a quick spy through i dont see any chat

[MTVN]

Doors don't open till 12 I'm afraid smeagol, will have to come back later

[Natalie.]

is it 12 yet

[Natalie.]

no

[Jessica.]

:love: I still remember when this thread was created.

[Samm]

Is this a chat thread

[Marsh.]

:love: I still remember when this thread was created.

Well done, you have a memory...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Chrissie_Watts_(Stylish).jpg

[Ross.]

http://www.whatsupwhatson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/1.gif

[Rob!]

http://www.whatsupwhatson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/1.gif

To think that's the same kid who whacked Hev round the head and will probably be shagging Johnny in a few months :joker:

[Will.]

http://mediastorage-lls.bauermedia.co.uk/c9/bc468/78748/d6153/cb67b/afbfb/7d7a4/abi-branning_646x363.jpg?1424450247

[Ross.]

Well done, you have a memory...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Chrissie_Watts_(Stylish).jpg

:joker::joker:

[arista]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03153/farage-pint_3153822b.jpg

[Moosething]

http://archive.cr3ation.co.uk/gif/a095b62ba601cdf2e9b5ff3d0e9c8069_corrietramcrash.g if

[Ashley.]

is it 12 yet
no

:joker::joker:

[Jessica.]

I want to start watching eastenders again but I have missed like four years of it. :sad:

[Mokka]

I want to start watching Corrie again.. But I have missed a year of it

[Drew.]

I want to start watching Corrie again.. But I have missed a year of it

Tracy is a murderer, Carla is an addict, Roys simping, Faye had a baby & Tim and Sally got married.. thats you now caught up.

[arista]

The Bog is Closed
someone has messed on the floor

I will have to fit CCTV in there to catch the next Bugger

[Mokka]

Tracy is a murderer, Carla is an addict, Roys simping, Faye had a baby & Tim and Sally got married.. thats you now caught up.

So I missed not much :hehe;

Thanks!

[arista]

The Bog is Closed
someone has messed on the floor

I will have to fit CCTV in there to catch the next Bugger



The Bog is now open and improved.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The Bog is now open and improved.

is it gender neutral?

:suspect:

[arista]

is it gender neutral?

:suspect:


Yes and it has an Hot Auto Spray
once you leave and close the door.

[Scarlett.]

The bogs were closed for quite a while :o

[arista]

The bogs were closed for quite a while :o


Cost alot on Money
to fit the Hot Water Spray
and tiles for fast drain away.

[Scarlett.]

High tech toilet facilities!

Unfortunately, we can't open due to COVID >.<

[MTVN]

Here for arista cutting the ribbon on the new bogs after their 5 year refurbishment

[MTVN]

Did we ever catch the bugger who messed on the floor

[arista]

Did we ever catch the bugger who messed on the floor


No Someone
Cut the Camera Feed

[Crimson Dynamo]

No Someone
Cut the Camera Feed

No doubt it was Kizzy as someone had sprayed "ACAB" above the urinals

[arista]

No doubt it was Kizzy as someone had sprayed "ACAB" above the urinals


Bloody Politics dragged into our bogs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACAB_%E2%80%93_All_Cops_Are_Bastards

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bloody Politics dragged into our bogs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACAB_%E2%80%93_All_Cops_Are_Bastards

Yes and when I was in last Marsh was in one of the stalls and he was taking a knee (:oh: more politics)...well i could see he was on his knees as i peered under the door

He was mumbling something but he was obviously eating his lunch as his mouth was full

[arista]

We will have to put a Security Guard outside the Bogs
it's the only way.

[arista]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51SS-PXTCpL._AC_SX679_.jpg


All customers using our bogs
get a Free Hand Spayer (while stocks last)
they can take home
It's full of hand cleaner

[arista]

High tech toilet facilities!

Unfortunately, we can't open due to COVID >.<


We can, as we have fitted
a Burger Bar
serving top notch grub.


Free Sauces
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71bA8Zo5p-L._AC_SL1080_.jpg

[arista]

Where's all me punters gone?


They are coming back now
we have Top Notch Food
and Ultra Clean bogs

[arista]

https://media.nisbets.com/asset/core/prodimage/largezoom/gk930_hot-dog-machine.jpg


Free Hot Dogs
for every customer.

[arista]

The Pub Toilet
has been Closed
by the Government Health Inspector.


Men will be given Empty Plastic Bottles
for now.

[arista]

No doubt it was Kizzy as someone had sprayed "ACAB" above the urinals


Got our bogs closed again.

[Scarlett.]

We should get some of those portable toilets

[arista]

We should get some of those portable toilets



Yes there is a High demand for them
so many Builders have them.
They used to be able to use the Home Toilet
(when building an extension)
but with Covid - No way.

We are on a Waiting list.

[arista]

Scott is on a 2 week Ban

He pissed on the Floor.

[Kate!]

Scott is on a 2 week Ban

He pissed on the Floor.

Omg nooooooo

[arista]

Two Porta Loo's
have arrived, we have put them in the garden.
Cost a bit for the Massive crane.

One for Ladies
One for Fellas

[arista]

Kizzy said the Outside Loos need a Good Clean
I put on Rubber gloves and got Stuck in.

One big Lady came out
and shoved me out for 4 mins.

[Beso]

Kizzy said the Outside Loos need a Good Clean
I put on Rubber gloves and got Stuck in.

One big Lady came out
and shoved me out for 4 mins.

Oh, sorry. If I knew it was you, I would have forced my squirt.

[MTVN]

Are the free hot dogs still going

[arista]

Are the free hot dogs still going


Only 1 Per Customer, per day
until the 1st of March.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Id like a double Bells and a pint of Stella please

[MTVN]

Only 1 Per Customer, per day
until the 1st of March.

Good stuff, I'll have one now then one at one minute past midnight :smug:

[arista]

Id like a double Bells and a pint of Stella please

£20 Please

[Crimson Dynamo]

£20 Please

I dont pay London prices

:nono:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p08d1y0z.jpg

[arista]

OK Half Price
as it is you.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:dance2:

[glib]

Kizzy said the Outside Loos need a Good Clean
I put on Rubber gloves and got Stuck in.

One big Lady came out
and shoved me out for 4 mins.

You own a pub ?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Now covid is gone can we get Pole dancing back on a Thursday after Parmys darts?

[arista]

You own a pub ?



This one opened in 2010
by Scarlett


I am the Manager

[Crimson Dynamo]

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[Crimson Dynamo]

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[arista]

The Dog was located
and the Owner
Blamed my Hot Dog Machine
as the little fella
was under Stand getting tit bits

[Crimson Dynamo]

https://content.kaotic.com/2022/03/8554e8620785_4360.jpg

[arista]

Yes, he has now been banned from the Pub.

[arista]

Free Hot Dog
is back
But only One Per Customer.

[Kate!]

Free Hot Dog
is back
But only One Per Customer.

I'll take one of those please Arista, plenty of onions please. Yum.

[arista]

I'll take one of those please Arista, plenty of onions please. Yum.


OK Madam


https://www.recipesmadeeasy.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/hotdogs-with-sweet-and-sour-onions-5.jpg

[arista]

Toilets are Blocked, again.

We need Customers to use the Pub Garden
until the Plumber can fit us in.

[MTVN]

Who is the culprit this time?

[MTVN]

I'll have the breakfast special please landlord

[arista]

https://www.greeneking-pubs.co.uk/media/27927/pc-breakfast-page.jpg?mode=crop&width=1092&rnd=133119465630000000&fcc=2018-05-04

Certainly Sir

[arista]

Who is the culprit this time?


It was a Male Customer

[Cherie]

Who is the culprit this time?

Can't have been you as you have been on the dry.

[Cherie]

Can I have Avo smash with poached egg on toast or is that too woke for your establishment Arista

[Crimson Dynamo]

https://www.greeneking-pubs.co.uk/media/27927/pc-breakfast-page.jpg?mode=crop&width=1092&rnd=133119465630000000&fcc=2018-05-04

Certainly Sir

no black pudding or tattie scone??

:suspect:

[arista]

no black pudding or tattie scone??

:suspect:


No,
they are not wanted enough.

[arista]

Can I have Avo smash with poached egg on toast or is that too woke for your establishment Arista


Chef can do
that for you

[Cherie]

Chef can do
that for you

We love Chef

[Crimson Dynamo]

can you vape in here?

[arista]

can you vape in here?


No.

[Alf]

I'm off to the toilets for a line.

[Alf]

Then I'm off to the cafe for a proper breakfast with Black pudding and fried bread on it.

[arista]

Then I'm off to the cafe for a proper breakfast with Black pudding and fried bread on it.


Good Luck to you

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm off to the toilets for a line.

let us know if there are any good surfaces in there

[Redway]

Didn’t know where-else to put this (didn’t see an Emmerdale-chat thread) but yh. I’m so glad Nicola’s finally rumbled Tom. Nicola’s eternally watchable when she’s like this and getting to the bottom of what was going on with Laurel’s lad. This is the Nicola I can do.