When is a woman truly satisfied ?

[Captain.Remy]

Interesting question for interesting answers...so what do you think ? :hugesmile:

[InOne]

lol well this is a topic and a half

[Smithy]

Never, theres always something wrong

[Scarlett.]

Never, theres always something wrong

This :joker:

[Alf]

after she's had a piece of wannashag

[Captain.Remy]

Never, theres always something wrong

Good answer.

I asked the question to my dad this morning at breakfast and he said "When the guy has a large d**k". :joker:

[King Gizzard]

When the squeel has an extra little enthusiasm about it

[Smithy]

Good answer.

I asked the question to my dad this morning at breakfast and he said "When the guy has a large d**k". :joker:

No even then, its too big and it hurts too much.

[Vicky.]

As a woman...I can say, never :laugh:

[setanta]

When she falls asleep before you in the bed. ha ha

[supernoodles!]

never

[MissKittyFantastico]

I can't wait for Wombai to see this!

[Captain.Remy]

never

Look who's back !!! :dance:

[Stacey.]

I can't wait for Wombai to see this!

:laugh2: shes a legend!

[Ninastar]

As a woman...I can say, never :laugh:

pmsl this!

[InOne]

They enjoy complaining lol

[WOMBAI]

I can't wait for Wombai to see this!

And why is that then! Not a woman labelling another surely!

[Captain.Remy]

No even then, its too big and it hurts too much.

He didn't mean it in a serious way tho lol He has this Russian humour no one understands, it's a bit out of order sometimes. :joker:

[Smithy]

He didn't mean it in a serious way tho lol He has this Russian humour no one understands, it's a bit out of order sometimes. :joker:

:blush:

oh lmao

[MissKittyFantastico]

And why is that then! Not a woman labelling another surely!

Not at all! I just knew you would have something to say on the matter ;)

[setanta]

They enjoy complaining lol

And they enjoy it even more if they can get a reaction out of you.

[WOMBAI]

Not at all! I just knew you would have something to say on the matter ;)

I don't really - just wondering why my name gets brought up! Don't see why anyone would expect me to have any comments on the subject - unless, of course, they have stuck some label on me!

[InOne]

And they enjoy it even more if they can get a reaction out of you.

Indeed, but laughing in their face got me a slap last time :( lol

[setanta]

Indeed, but lauging in their face got me a slap last time :( lol

Well yeah, you deserved that lol. Don't laugh, but don't get emotional either. They fecking hate you being logical when they've got the hump... drives them nutty!

[WOMBAI]

Indeed, but laughing in their face got me a slap last time :( lol

Did it leave a mark? :hugesmile:

[Captain.Remy]

Well yeah, you deserved that lol. Don't laugh, but don't get emotional either. They fecking hate you being logical when they've got the hump... drives them nutty!

The worst thing is, when you say "What's wrong ?" and she says "Nothing", you know you're dead. :hugesmile:

[InOne]

Did it leave a mark? :hugesmile:

;)

[InOne]

Well yeah, you deserved that lol. Don't laugh, but don't get emotional either. They fecking hate you being logical when they've got the hump... drives them nutty!

Yeah, they seem to hate being called dear as well lol

[setanta]

The worst thing is, when you say "What's wrong ?" and she says "Nothing", you know you're dead. :hugesmile:

Just walk away at that point cuz you're a dead man if she launches an attack. Get out... red alert.

[Patrick]

Never, theres always something wrong

This.

[setanta]

Yeah, they seem to hate being called dear as well lol

They just hate logic when they're angry at you. It's all emotion for them when they're hurt or feel wronged. But yeah, dear is another no no when an argument comes along.

[Shasown]

The worst thing is, when you say "What's wrong ?" and she says "Nothing", you know you're dead. :hugesmile:

PMSL very true, so dont ask, you are expected to know. Just apologise in a very open sincere but non specific way. And for gods sake try to avoid answering the question "what are you apologising for?"

[InOne]

They just hate logic when they're angry at you. It's all emotion for them when they're hurt or feel wronged. But yeah, dear is another no no when an argument comes along.

Yeah, I just nod my head and let her think shes right lol

[setanta]

Yeah, I just nod my head and let her think shes right lol

You're actually better off in a situation like that, as crazy as that sounds lol.

[Captain.Remy]

PMSL very true, so dont ask, you are expected to know. Just apologise in a very open sincere but non specific way. And for gods sake try to avoid answering the question "what are you apologising for?"

But if you don't ask, she'll go like "But you didn't see I wasn't feeling well, why don't you ever take care of my feelings etc............." You're screwed both ways and you can say bye bye to your night.

[setanta]

But if you don't ask, she'll go like "But you didn't see I wasn't feeling well, why don't you ever take care of my feelings etc............." You're screwed both ways and you can say bye bye to your night.

You see women can be so manipulative with their emotions when it involves us, you know? We're idiots, but sure you can see us coming a mile away. Girls have a different way of getting back at us.

[InOne]

Women are predictable, yet ridiculously unpredictable at the same time lol

[Shasown]

But if you don't ask, she'll go like "But you didn't see I wasn't feeling well, why don't you ever take care of my feelings etc............." You're screwed both ways and you can say bye bye to your night.

Nah try this one.

"Hey I know that you are upset and I am really sorry. I didnt realise it would upset you so much. Would you like to talk about it?"

Chances are then you get the outpouring of why "it" upset her so much.

[Captain.Remy]

Women are predictable, yet ridiculously unpredictable at the same time lol

You know what's going to happen but not how it is going to happen.

[setanta]

Nah try this one.

"Hey I know that you are upset and I am really sorry. I didnt realise it would upset you so much. Would you like to talk about it?"

Chances are then you get the outpouring of why "it" upset her so much.

We have egos too though Shawsown lol. I mean, sometimes it's not our fault, you know, as strange as that may be for a woman to accept sometimes!

[Shasown]

You know what's going to happen but not how it is going to happen.

Women are like Exocets, you can see it coming but there is sod all you can do to avoid it.

[Captain.Remy]

One thing too, when she asks you to make a choice, something wrong is going on. :D

[setanta]

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[Shasown]

We have egos too though Shawsown lol. I mean, sometimes it's not our fault, you know, as strange as that may be for a woman to accept sometimes!

Very true, but the real barrier between men and women is communication.

Take this from me very hard lesson, when she says she has a problem and wants to talk it over, listen sympathetically, make the right yes, no and other sympathetic sounds they use with each other. but the one thing she doesnt want to hear is your ideas about how to rectify things.

One top tip get one of those user manuals for her like, men are from mars..... read it and learn how not to annoy them. Makes for a healthier and happier life all round.

[andyman]

When she has a fecking credit card!

[setanta]

Very true, but the real barrier between men and women is communication.

Take this from me very hard lesson, when she says she has a problem and wants to talk it over, listen sympathetically, make the right yes, no and other sympathetic sounds they use with each other. but the one thing she doesnt want to hear is your ideas about how to rectify things.

One top tip get one of those user manuals for her like, men are from mars..... read it and learn how not to annoy them. Makes for a healthier and happier life all round.

No no, I agree with you; I'm just saying that sometimes it can be very difficult.

[Shasown]

No no, I agree with you; I'm just saying that sometimes it can be very difficult.

Difficult? Well night impossible. Those suggestions are for damage limitation use only.

[andyman]

Joe did you slap the bitch back?..

[InOne]

Joe did you slap the bitch back?..

No comment lol But it all ended good ;)

[Enid]

When we are spoilt and treated like queens. Is that too much to ask?

[Smithy]

When we are spoilt and treated like queens. Is that too much to ask?

yep

[setanta]

When we are spoilt and treated like queens. Is that too much to ask?

That's a very subjective thing and open to different interpretations according to the woman involved, plus sure it's sometimes not good enough anyway for some. Come on, girls just love to have a good moan at something from time to time.

[Captain.Remy]

That's a very subjective thing and open to different interpretations according to the woman involved, plus sure it's sometimes not good enough anyway for some. Come on, girls just love to have a good moan at something from time to time.

They don't love it, they need it. :hugesmile: I mean, sometimes, it's just a regular nice day then she comes at you and starts moaning about some old random stuff. It comes out of nowhere.

[Enid]

That's a very subjective thing and open to different interpretations according to the woman involved, plus sure it's sometimes not good enough anyway for some. Come on, girls just love to have a good moan at something from time to time.
It doesn't always mean showering us with expensive gifts. I'm not materialistic. All women want respect and appreciation and being taken out from time to time.

[Enid]

They don't love it, they need it. :hugesmile: I mean, sometimes, it's just a regular nice day then she comes at you and starts moaning about some old random stuff. It comes out of nowhere.
I only moan if there is a reason to moan.

[setanta]

It doesn't always mean showering us with expensive gifts. I'm not materialistic. All women want respect and appreciation and being taken out from time to time.

No no, I know you weren't talking about materialistic stuff hun. All I'm saying is that even that's not enough sometimes for a woman. I've seen it happen to guys I know or spoken to girls who've been in relationships who've said, "oh he's lovely and treats me like a princess, but nah, I don't think it's working". lol. You'll always find something.

[Enid]

No no, I know you weren't talking about materialistic stuff hun. All I'm saying is that even that's not enough sometimes for a woman. I've seen it happen to guys I know or spoken to girls who've been in relationships who've said, "oh he's lovely and treats me like a princess, but nah, I don't think it's working". lol. You'll always find something.
Oh yeah. We don't like pushovers. Well, I suppose some women do. Treat us like queens but for gods sake, be a man!

[Raph]

I'm a girl, and honestly, never.. it's the truth! :p

[setanta]

Oh yeah. We don't like pushovers. Well, I suppose some women do. Treat us like queens but for gods sake, be a man!

Yeah, but it gives you room and scope to treat us like emotional little punchbags. If you want rid of a man you'll do it in a way that makes him look like the douche ha ha.

[Raph]

No no, I know you weren't talking about materialistic stuff hun. All I'm saying is that even that's not enough sometimes for a woman. I've seen it happen to guys I know or spoken to girls who've been in relationships who've said, "oh he's lovely and treats me like a princess, but nah, I don't think it's working". lol. You'll always find something.

this. I hate girls for that, and I'm a girl saying that so. Most girls are never ever going to be happy. fact.

[arista]

[QUOTE=Captain.Remy;3024931]Interesting question for interesting answers...so what do you think ? :hugesmile:[/QUOTE


When I am Right Up Her

[Captain.Remy]

I never thought this topic would get this big lol Keep going, interesting thoughts out there. :wink:

[InOne]

[QUOTE=Captain.Remy;3024931]Interesting question for interesting answers...so what do you think ? :hugesmile:[/QUOTE


When I am Right Up Her

lmao!!!!!

[Enid]

As you get older, you lower your expectations. You can only make yourself happy. That's where a lot of women go wrong.

[setanta]

As you get older, you lower your expectations. You can only make yourself happy. That's where a lot of women go wrong.

Wise words sweetcheeks.

[Captain.Remy]

Just asked my sister. Answer: "When I'll have this Gucci bag I've been asking Dad for ages"

Way to go girl ! This one will go far.

[Enid]

Wise words sweetcheeks.
I'm not just a pretty face. ;)

[setanta]

I'm not just a pretty face. ;)

That's why I wasn't talking about the cheeks on your face!

[Raph]

I hate girls actually, haha most times!
like here eg, in my old school, they did a survey (anonymous) for girls and boys 15/16 years old who had, had sex, and the result was (true story)
Boys: 3/35
Girls: 15/27

So yeah, ughh and still the boys were probably the happier ones! :p
some girls aren't that way though, and those are the ones who become good mothers (:
x

[InOne]

I hate girls actually, haha most times!
like here eg, in my old school, they did a survey (anonymous) for girls and boys 15/16 years old who had, had sex, and the result was (true story)
Boys: 3/35
Girls: 15/27

So yeah, ughh and still the boys were probably the happier ones! :p
some girls aren't that way though, and those are the ones who become good mothers (:
x

You're only 14 dear, you don't need to worry about these things :tongue:

[Captain.Remy]

I wish I was 14 again...love was all innocent, nice kisses and no STI's or whatever lmao

[Enid]

I hate girls actually, haha most times!
like here eg, in my old school, they did a survey (anonymous) for girls and boys 15/16 years old who had, had sex, and the result was (true story)
Boys: 3/35
Girls: 15/27

So yeah, ughh and still the boys were probably the happier ones! :p
some girls aren't that way though, and those are the ones who become good mothers (:
x
Way to generalise. Girls that get pregnant really young can become good mothers too.

Also, girls feel more pressure to have sex than boys. I'm sure there were a few that were lying too.

[Raph]

[QUOTE=Enid;3025264]

Also, girls feel more pressure to have sex than boys. [QUOTE]

My point exactly, why the pressure? I don't like that! I wish every girl could be more sensible! :p

[Enid]

[QUOTE=Enid;3025264]

Also, girls feel more pressure to have sex than boys. [QUOTE]

My point exactly, why the pressure? I don't like that! I wish every girl could be more sensible! :p
Because kids are cruel. I didn't have my first boyfriend till 16 and lose my virginity till 18. If I didn't lie to my classmates, I'd of been called frigid and all sorts.

[Beastie]

When she has an orgasm ;)

[Crimson Dynamo]

when her best friend gets divorced

[cupid stunt]

never

[Niamh.]

I am truly satisfied and I'm a woman!

[Niamh.]

Good answer.

I asked the question to my dad this morning at breakfast and he said "When the guy has a large d**k". :joker:

haha, your dad is funny:joker:

[ElProximo]

when her best friend gets divorced

Heh!
I was going to go with the obvious "Never" for the answer but you just called that bang-on!

Well.. even then its just temporary but I think they do get a good year or so out of that lol

[teamandre]

when a guy knows what hes doing lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

Women are from mars and men are from penis

[cupid stunt]

Women are from mars and men are from penis

LOL u joker:joker:

[Raph]

when her best friend gets divorced

ahha too true with most girls! :laugh2:

[cupid stunt]

birds are never satisfied end ov story

[WOMBAI]

birds are never satisfied end ov story

I am not at all surprised - that is your experience! :hugesmile:

[Barbie]

in all seriousness, never probably

im easy going i'm sure i wouldnt be dissatisfied all the time

Just most of the time