they have banned popcorn at my cinema < have they at yours ?

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

ok so the joe is telling a little porkie here < its not banned just yet but how i wish it was. but i have a feeling the reason why it wont is of the money it brings in. or is popcorn all part of the cinema trip ? and in noway should ever be taken off the list?





should we ban food and drink at the cinema



in you rush,
while the adverts are running,
the volume may be blaring,
but the shuffling and talking is not stunning.
you are guaranteed to have a neighbour,
behind or in front,
and when they purchase there pop-corn,
starts the which hunt.
for the next 90 mins,
you will focus on that crunch,
but you will fail to understand,
why people go to the cinema for breakfast, dinner and lunch.
constantly told about a obese nation,
and cinema's are allowed to sell pop corn by the lorry,
even if this is a one off treat,
there's no excuse, and i don't accept sorry.
ban all food and drink,
the film for 90 mins should be your focus,
but i have feeling this is all tied into revenue,
when money is concerned, there will be no magic or hocus pocus.

[Stacey.]

:nono: Popcorn is amazing.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

stacey < if i go a see a film < you better not sit behind me girl lol

[Stacey.]

stacey < if i go a see a film < you better not sit behind me girl lol

:D

[Claymores]

I like cinemas which have bars - it dulls the pain of being made to go watch crapola by your partner with a bunch of folk you'd never want to sit with stuffing their fat faces. Huge LCDs and Blu Rayis definitely the way to go (said grumpy old man!)

[Claymores]

stacey < if i go a see a film < you better not sit behind me girl lol

Holding hands sharing a popcorn instead Joe? or have things moved-on since I last wound you up?! :xyxwave::joker::devil:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores < your my fave < but dont tell stacey lol

[Claymores]

I loved the Claymores raps when I was in a grumpy mood - U R a star Joe

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

dont be silly < its just a laugh < so we need to get you grumpy for you to write a bit more ????????

[Jessica.]

Popcorn is lovely,
It is healthier than sweets,
they are the problem,
not the one off treat.

[Claymores]

I'm just quiet wee Claymores, then wind nice folks up for a day then back to quiet - you will never figure me out Joe...........I DID like the Claymores raps you made.

Joe444 is on da block
He hates popcorn but he don't care
Cos he's holding Stacey's hand yeah yeah yeah

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores and joe are now the next big thing,
as claymores took joe under his wing.
they rap about rubish and cause a stir,
then they are gone in a blur.
no friends just people they wind,
with each other is in there mind.
stacey joined our group and now we are a trebble,
on big brother message board is the rebble.
then one day we decided to split,
poetry did no longer hit.
claymores went off and foud a job,
and joe loss the use of his gob.
stacey reeped in the lable and is now sorted,
as for the poetry, its no longer reported.

[Jessica.]

claymores and joe are now the next big thing,
as claymores took joe under his wing.
they rap about rubish and cause a stir,
then they are gone in a blur.
no friends just people they wind,
with each other is in there mind.
stacey joined our group and now we are a trebble,
on big brother message board is the rebble.
then one day we decided to split,
poetry did no longer hit.
claymores went off and foud a job,
and joe loss the use of his gob.
stacey reeped in the lable and is now sorted,
as for the poetry, its no longer reported.

:( :bawling:
Your rhyming doesn't work in my accent!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

jessica baby i surgest you dont read,
because the joe will not change his was no matter how much you plead.
its a aquired taste,
its all rubish and all going to waste.
i dont get it and i am the writter,
so accecpt life and dont be a fighter.
and once you relise what the joe is the nail will hit,
you will be laughing so loud you will split.
then you will tell all your friends and they will join,
the whole world is laughing at joe and i have a pain in my groin.
but i can take it so please continue to knock,
trust me, what ever you say can never ever shock.

[Jessica.]

jessica baby i surgest you dont read,
because the joe will not change his was no matter how much you plead.
its a aquired taste,
its all rubish and all going to waste.
i dont get it and i am the writter,
so accecpt life and dont be a fighter.
and once you relise what the joe is the nail will hit,
you will be laughing so loud you will split.
then you will tell all your friends and they will join,
the whole world is laughing at joe and i have a pain in my groin.
but i can take it so please continue to knock,
trust me, what ever you say can never ever shock.

No! I love your poems,
They really make me smile,
I'm just from a different place.
Please don't think I'm vile.

[Dr.Gonzo]

O, it's catching.

[Jessica.]

O, it's catching.

I have always written poetry. It is a different style to Joes. I even won a few competitions when I was younger.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

No! I love your poems,
They really make me smile,
I'm just from a different place.
Please don't think I'm vile.

jessica and joe are now sweet,
because the presure has taken out the heat.
on the same level and ok with the rap,
jessica can joe in your gap.
its all fun and we are here to exspress,
in one ear and out the other and nothing less.

[Jessica.]

jessica and joe are now sweet,
because the presure has taken out the heat.
on the same level and ok with the rap,
jessica can joe in your gap.
its all fun and we are here to exspress,
in one ear and out the other and nothing less.

:D

[Claymores]

O, it's catching.

Sexually transmitted diseases? Use a condom Dr - you should know that as medical professional

[Dr.Gonzo]

Sexually transmitted diseases? Use a condom Dr - you should know that as medical professional

Condoms are for pussies... :conf:

:thumbs2:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

dont be silly
put a condom on your willy.

[sooty]

Ha ha ha, usual crowds here today.

If at the theatre, I do not mind people eat or drink, as long as at the interval, not during the show.

But if at cinema, I do not mind people eat, as long as they do not make too much noise.
I feel popcorns are part of atmosphere at the cinema.

Still Stacey, would you mind not making too much noise?

[King Gizzard]

Bit annoying hearing crunch crunch crunch all the time when you are trying to watch a movie

wouldn't mind if it was banned

[Stacey.]

claymores < your my fave < but dont tell stacey lol

:bawling:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

:bawling:


stacey < dont tell < but your my fave lol



the joe is getting unstuck and i am shooting myself in the foot


someone help me lol

[Stacey.]

stacey < dont tell < but your my fave lol



the joe is getting unstuck and i am shooting myself in the foot


someone help me lol

:D haha

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

look who come to my help < you really are my fave lol

[Stacey.]

look who come to my help < you really are my fave lol

i know :spin: aww!!!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

you are meant to say < you are my fave to joe lol but dont tell all the other guys lol

[Claymores]

look who come to my help < you really are my fave lol

Now I'm im the huff!!!! Da Joe is just winding himself into lose!!! :elephant:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

hello my darling claymores < how are you miss < the joe was just thinking about you lol

[Stacey.]

you are meant to say < you are my fave to joe lol but dont tell all the other guys lol

Joe.
a message from my heart:
you are my favourite.
i love you.
:lovedup:

[Claymores]

i know :spin: aww!!!

You 2 should get together Lady Stace - the wedding vows rap by Joe would be awesome :thumbs:

[Stacey.]

You 2 should get together Lady Stace - the wedding vows rap by Joe would be awesome :thumbs:

:laugh:

[Claymores]

hello my darling claymores < how are you miss < the joe was just thinking about you lol

But I'm a bloke - don't go bi on me or Stace really has a problem :dance:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores < on this message board < noone cares who anyone is < its all about the love lol

[Claymores]

claymores < on this message board < noone cares who anyone is < its all about the love lol

Cheers my wee pal - you rock..........go romance Lady Stace :thumbs:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores < if stacey refuses > i have always got you.

[Stacey.]

claymores < if stacey refuses > i have always got you.

:shocked:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

stacey < you was not meant to see that < you are my fave lol