Oh.

[Ross]

I know exactly what I want and who I wanna be. Oh, oh no oh no oh no oh

:love: Marina and the Diamonds.

[Ross]

everybodies looking for love, aint that the reason you're at this club?

[Ross]

just leave with me now, say the word and we'll go

[Ross]

i can see it going down, in my head i see you all over me in my head

[Ross]

instead of talking let me demonstrate yeah yeah

[Ross]

keep holding onnnnnnnnnnn

[Ross]

there's nothing you can say, nothing you can do, there's no other way when it comes to the truth soooo just keep holding on

[Ross]

so far away i wish you were here

[Beastie]

Loooool I was gona buy her albulm from Asda but didnt.. eventhough it was only 6 quid something..

[Ross]

i'm proud to say, i got you

[Ross]

when you need a place to run to, for better for worse i got you

[Ross]

ohhhh i got you

[Ross]

come here rude boy boy can you get it up

[Ross]

take it take it baby baby take it take it love me love me

[Ross]

TONIGHT imma letcha be the cap'n

[Ross]

give it to me baby like boom boom boom

[Ross]

come here rude boy is you big enough?

[Ross]

hows you?

[Ross]

great thanks, what about you?

[Ross]

yes i'm good. just watching meet the parents :tongue:

[Ross]

oh snap. i have that on too. great film :amazed:

[Ross]

yeah ben stiller is a good actor!!

[Shaun]

you join me live in beijing where ross buchanan is having a breakdown x

[Ross]

oh i couldnt agree more sweety. some of his films are my favourite.

[Loukas]

LMFAO! That kept me entertained for like a minute :P

[Ross]

i dont know if i like this more than meet the fockers, hm we'll see.

[Ross]

it has to be the fockers. it took more money too, it's just hilarious some of the acting

[Ross]

LOL "dear god. you are such a good god. kind and gentle. we thank you oh sweet sweet lord" pmslll!!

[Ross]

what's so funny about that ross?

[Ross]

well if you were watching it like you said, you'd bloody know you idiot!

[Shaun]

JOINING ME NOW IS MARK WALDORF A CLOSE FRIEND OF BUCHANAN:

MS WALDORF WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT ROSS' CONDITION? markddd

[Ross]

well i am watching it :s dont be mean

[Ross]

sorry, i apologise. anyway what you up to this weekend ross?

[Ross]

nothing... i have Gaga on wednesday and a nice week off work. what about you keisha?

[Ross]

got a new single coming out soon and some millions comin ma way its all gd here x

[Ross]

oh i read about that :tongue: i'm glad you're doing it to be honest. team keisha yes?

[MarkWaldorf]

keisha physically abused me. she told me i looked like mutya.

[Ross]

oh honey you're so sweet :p it's fans like you, which is why i keep going in this business. my new single is on fire you will love it, i've worked so hard x

[MarkWaldorf]

ross is ****ed up tbh

[Ross]

omg keisha seriously!!!!!!!! AHHHHH exclusive right there? omg can i post this please omg i cant believe you told me i'm SO. EXCITED. right now... what's the song called?

[Shaun]

thats terrible ms waldorf how did you cope
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/fc/Trisha-Takanawa-microphone.jpg/97px-Trisha-Takanawa-microphone.jpg

[Ross]

:tongue: sweety i would luv to tell you. but thats a secret i've already given enough information to my little monster munches x

[Beastie]

Ross is the Boss

[Ross]

i cant wait keisha! what's your thoughts on sweet 7?

[Ross]

sorry i cant comment i really have 2 go right now, lovely speaking 2 u. i'll pick u up at 1 tomorrow for shopping x

[Ross]

bye keisha xxx i love you so much :|:|

[MarkWaldorf]

thats terrible ms waldorf how did you cope
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/fc/Trisha-Takanawa-microphone.jpg/97px-Trisha-Takanawa-microphone.jpg

i fell in love with andy cole. bought my dream home and began plans for my dream family. then he cheated on me and my world fell apart again s0b

[Shaun]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/THISGONBGUD.gif

[Ross]

hello shaun, are you one of keishas little monster munch?

[Smithy]

ross is ****ed up tbh

:laugh2:

[Ross]

this film is so funny right now

[Ross]

it's st.davids day tomorrow. i cant wait

[Shaun]

MS WALDORF ONE MORE QUESTION
is andy hot

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Family_Guy_Asian_reporter_Trisha_Takanawa_humping. gif

[Ross]

this is not about andy cole. he is a sex maniac and i'm glad he cheated on mark tweedy to be honest, that bitch dissed keisha once so she deserved everything she got, skinny little bitch x

[Ross]

Oh, my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!

Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.


:joker::joker::joker:

[Ross]

Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.

[Ross]

I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer

[Ross]

Triple t, k, a. Time to totally kick ass!

[Ross]

Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!

[Ross]

Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your "1980 pick-up lines", climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off? Excuse me.

[Ross]

Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.