I just saw a jumbo jet do..

[Crimson Dynamo]

.. a complete U-turn over our clear skies. Was heading due SSE and in a short space did a total u turn and headed back NNW. It was at max altitude (as they are up here). Why would it do that?

[Claymores]

wouldn't a jumbo take about 50-70 miles to U-turn? (almost out of horizon) or did he handbrake it? was he chasing the Eurofighter you saw or going after the UFO?

PS - what is Ceiling height for a jumbo? report him for bad driving if you noted his number

[Crimson Dynamo]

wouldn't a jumbo take about 50 miles to U-turn? or did he handbrake it? was he chasing the Eurofighter you saw or going after the UFO?

PS - what is Ceiling height for a jumbo? report him for bad driving if you noted his number

It probably was a 50 mile u-turn. Its a big sky up here. He was heading for Edinburgh and now he is heading straight back towards Iceland?

We only get a few planes per day here.

[Claymores]

It probably was a 50 mile u-turn. Its a big sky up here. He was heading for Edinburgh and now he is heading straight back towards Iceland?

We only get a few planes per day here.

Sure - many Jumbos land at EDI just behind the UFOs - EDI has such a long runway for the aliens and huge planes

Are you sure it was a jumbo doing the handbrake turn or Nelly the Elephant?

Was it bright pink?

[Claymores]

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant: :elephant::elephant:

[Claymores]

A billy connelly used to say about tcheuchters from the Highlands - a double decker bus? is that a hoose wi wheels?

[Crimson Dynamo]

In this current climate it is slightly worrying. I would hope that it was a military plane.

[Claymores]

So now the military are flying whute Jumbo's and handbraking them - that sure is spooky - sure it wasn't a seagull? was it a flying hoose wi wheels?

[Claymores]

and now he is heading straight back towards Iceland

It must be "25% off frozen pizza" day at the shop in Inverness cos Rekyavick runway is even shorter than EDI. Tell Kerry

[Claymores]

"The Voice of Reason" strikes again - the military in white jumbos are heading to Iceland as all mums do - 25% off frozen pizzas..........I don't need to jump in my jumbo as pal's wife works in Iceland and gets staff discounr........you know it makes sense

Terrorists are gonna crash a Jumbo into Inverness Town Hall - keep it on CNN and see Leather IS Voice of Reason.

What next? Will Elgin get hit?

[Crimson Dynamo]

"The Voice of Reason" strikes again - the military in white jumbos are heading to Iceland as all mums do - 25% off frozen pizzas..........I don't need to jump in my jumbo as pal's wife works in Iceland and gets staff discounr........you know it makes sense

Terrorists are gonna crash a Jumbo into Inverness Town Hall - keep it on CNN and see Leather IS Voice of Reason.

What next? Will Elgin get hit?

I would eat something if I were you.

[Claymores]

I would eat something if I were you.

Frozen pizza? Before the world changes when Al Quieda fly a jumbo staight into the heart of western democracy? (AKA Inverness town hall)

We got the head's up first here - no way I'm gonna step on a white military jumbo today to go to Iceland....boot of my car will do the groceries......or Syl will get me more with staff discount

[Claymores]

Also another slight problem with your UFO white military sighting is that a jumbo would have to be dropping from ceiling height over Highlands to even attempt emergency landing @ EDI's short runway, and it certainly wouldn't handbrake the motor north towards a shorter runway in Iceland.

Think you saw a seagull, I know they look big to tcheuchters - 'a hoose wi wings'

Oh god - Elgin Centre is gonna get terrorised

Are you really President/Gavin?

[Claymores]

I'm gonna hop the next commuter Jumbo Jet EDI-RYK on that busy route and just hope it doesn't do aerotatics over Leather's house - getting to 37000 feet over highlands will be an achievement in itself

[Shasown]

Also another slight problem with your UFO white military sighting is that a jumbo would have to be dropping from ceiling height over Highlands to even attempt emergency landing @ EDI's short runway, and it certainly wouldn't handbrake the motor north towards a shorter runway in Iceland.

Think you saw a seagull, I know they look big to tcheuchters - 'a hoose wi wings'

Oh god - Elgin Centre is gonna get terrorised

Are you really President/Gavin?

Nah Elgin was okay I was there all morning, no sirens nor nuthing.

[Claymores]

Nah Elgin was okay I was there all morning, no sirens nor nuthing.

Thank got you're safe Shas -thought it was maybe a 9/11 type attack on the centres of the world economy that are Inverness and Elgin!

[Z]

It probably was a 50 mile u-turn. Its a big sky up here. He was heading for Edinburgh and now he is heading straight back towards Iceland?

We only get a few planes per day here.

Whooooaaa there; you live in the Highlands? Goddamn it; I'm no longer the furthest north!


Back on topic: that's weird, why on earth would it do that?

[Claymores]

Back on topic: that's weird, why on earth would it do that?

It was a militay seagull flying @ 37 feet on it's way to inverness

[NettoSuperstar!]

Its dem mooooslims gonna crash in your house LoL

[Claymores]

Them Al Quiedi using sea birds now to hit centres of economy

[Claymores]

Tell us more truths Gavin/Ptrsident

[GhettoSuperstar]

They saw how much of a bitch I was so they had to turn around.

Cya suckers!

[Claymores]

LOL Ghetto - went to Iceland instead of EDI abuse!

[Shasown]

Thank got you're safe Shas -thought it was maybe a 9/11 type attack on the centres of the world economy that are Inverness and Elgin!

Yeah had me worried for a short while, but I have been out in the front garden today building a bomb shelter, those pesky ragheads wont get me.

[Claymores]

Any white military jumbos buzzing you this morning Trumpet @ 37000 feet? or has Ghetto scared them off?