LOLz of the Day!

[Patrick]

Post here one or more funny things that happened in your life today at work or school or just home or whatever.

It can be anything at all.

Nothing depressing like you walked round the corner and saw someone being attacked by a dog and then slowly dieing.

Funny stuff like things you did or your friends did.

Simple really, so I look forward to seeing what you all have to say hopefully we get a few laughs.
And dont worry if it doesnt seem funny typed down, that happens alot.
Sometimes things are funnier when they are said rather than wrote but oh well.

I'll start.




3/3/10

This morning, my friend and I were standing in the line and me and my mate have a habbit of looking and listening to other people and then twisting what they are doing to make it seem funny, like Captions :p

My form teacher was running down the corridor with 2 Cups of coffee and a packet of Digestives.
And my mate does my teachers voice and says 'Ohh if I hurry I can catch the Loose Women repeat!'
:joker:


Another one,

In Employability class, we have a sub who is welsh and her voice is really high and no one takes her seriously.
This fat kid in our class sits in front of her desk, and she was trying to talk and then suddenly raised her voice really loud shouting like this..

'So class after that we will WHAT ARE YOU DOING!'

And my friend bounced of his seat and shouts 'Oh **** you scared me' :joker:
It was really funny because he was actually really scared and jumped and his chair fell back.

I couldnt stop laughing at him.
And then shortly after his Tooth broke and he stood up and kicked his bag shouting 'Its not fair!' :joker:





Okay so thats me, Post your funny moments of the day.

[Captain.Remy]

Patrick in the Haiti vs Chile thread.

[Vicky.]

I found my friends shoe in the lampshade in the sitting room this morning.

[King Gizzard]

someone asked me what was 1+1 on formspring and I said 3

:|

[Stacey.]

LOL!
its been really funny today!

1. In Science, my mates were chucking glue around! and putting it in each others books and sticking their books together :laugh: then, i was told to wipe it on this girls chair... and i did! Umm, the teacher told me to get up, and to swap chairs with the girl! :joker:
So, i just sat on the glue! and got stuck to the chair!!
then we had to stay in for 12 minutes into lunch though :( but it was worth it! :D

2. Patrick, Arista and ILoveDC in the other threads :D

3. In English, the teacher just suddenly turned around and yelled: 'BE QUIIETTT!'
:laugh:

[Stacey.]

I found my friends shoe in the lampshade in the sitting room this morning.

:laugh2:

[Patrick]

3. In English, the teacher just suddenly turned around and yelled: 'BE QUIIETTT!'
:laugh:

:joker::joker: PMSL

That happened to me one day, the teacher randomly shouted 'BE QUIET' and no one was talking at all :joker:

[Patrick]

Patrick in the Haiti vs Chile thread.
:joker:
I found my friends shoe in the lampshade in the sitting room this morning.

PMSL You could imagine the shadow on the side of the wall :joker:

someone asked me what was 1+1 on formspring and I said 3

:|

Oh come on you dont know what 2+2 is? :shocked:




:p

[Stacey.]

:joker::joker: PMSL

That happened to me one day, the teacher randomly shouted 'BE QUIET' and no one was talking at all :joker:

:laugh2:
Then you start laughing, and get told off!

[Smithy]

Someone got hit by a car at school

[Captain.Remy]

:joker:

That is not laughable Patrick.

[Jayson]

OMG, lyk mah cat got crabz.

[Patrick]

Someone got hit by a car at school

LOL I love when that happens, the buzz is great.

That is not laughable Patrick.

Oh.

[Smithy]

LOL I love when that happens, the buzz is great.



Im actually being serious
:laugh:

[Patrick]

Im actually being serious
:laugh:

Yeah I didnt say you werent :joker:

When did he get knocked down?
I love when the ambulance comes, we got to stay out an extra 15 Minutes at lunch when this guy got knocked down :joker:

[Smithy]

Yeah I didnt say you werent :joker:

When did he get knocked down?
I love when the ambulance comes, we got to stay out an extra 15 Minutes at lunch when this guy got knocked down :joker:

At the end of lunch, the ambulence carried him off on a stretcher, but our schools huge so classes carried on as normal

[Stacey.]

today:

1. i was with my two friends in the german room at lunch, and one fell on top of the other! :laugh: [it looked so dodgy, ones a boy and ones a girl!] And the table just fell over onto its side, with them on top of it!!!!

2. We had this stand-in teacher for maths, and just as me, and another 4 classmates were leaving, she was like, 'come back in here NOW! And close the door!' one of them said: 'leg it!' :joker: we ran all the way down the corridor and could still hear her calling us back!

[Ramsay]

today:

1. i was with my two friends in the german room at lunch, and one fell on top of the other! :laugh: [it looked so dodgy, ones a boy and ones a girl!] And the table just fell over onto its side, with them on top of it!!!!

2. We had this stand-in teacher for maths, and just as me, and another 4 classmates were leaving, she was like, 'come back in here NOW! And close the door!' one of them said: 'leg it!' :joker: we ran all the way down the corridor and could still hear her calling us back!

lol
i miss those innocent days

[Stacey.]

lol
i miss those innocent days

Aww haha :laugh:

[Twilight]

Bumpy
My mum and me singing songs off Kerrang together LOLz:P
ATL,MCR etc LOL

[Crimson Dynamo]

LT had large amount of snow fall on his head as snow melt fell off LT roof. It was so noisy LT feared terrorist strike.

true dat

[Stacey.]

Today:
1. this girl in my class starting hissing at us! :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Today:
1. this girl in my class starting hissing at us! :joker:

:hugesmile:

Did she think you were the antichrist or something?

[Stacey.]

:hugesmile:

Did she think you were the antichrist or something?

LOL!
nah, shes just generally messed up.

[GypsyGoth]

LOL!
nah, shes just generally messed up.

:laugh:

[Smithy]

We were soing a dragons den simulation thing in business today, whereas normak people were saying oh i'll give you £50,000 for 20% equity, one guy said ill give you £50,000 for 5% of a blowjob

[Z]

I walked with my friend to go see the flat that his parents had put an offer on; we were literally across the road from it when his dad phoned him to tell him that somebody else had got the flat. So we had to walk all the way back again, ahahahhaa.