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arista
05-03-2010, 08:59 AM
How Do You Know if a Essex Girl has used your laptop,

Easy : Tipex is on the screen.



This was in the Indep, Paper
and read out on Ch5 Live.
\PJ/
05-03-2010, 09:48 AM
i don't get it?
Chels
05-03-2010, 09:49 AM
i don't get it?

this
arista
05-03-2010, 10:38 AM
i don't get it?


Yes typed a Error.

Then put Tipex over the screen to Hide it.



Essex Girls
One Of a Kind.
Claymores
05-03-2010, 10:41 AM
Slutty lipstick on the USB I was going for - will blow anything. White stilleto marks on keyboard?
Mrluvaluva
05-03-2010, 11:06 AM
Don't give up your day job Arista.....
arista
05-03-2010, 11:28 AM
Don't give up your day job Arista.....


Its a joke.
chill.
Deirdre
05-03-2010, 11:29 AM
I thought the punchline was "cos there's cheese beside the mouse..?"
Dr.Gonzo
05-03-2010, 11:45 AM
Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.

How do you make an Essex girl laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.

What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain? Gifted.

Just a random selection from this site...

http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-2671.html
arista
05-03-2010, 11:46 AM
Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.

How do you make an Essex girl laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.

What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain? Gifted.

Just a random selection from this site...

http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-2671.html


Shockers
on LBC radio as well
Crimson Dynamo
05-03-2010, 12:02 PM
people under 30 will probably have no idea what typex is.

this is a joke from 1992.

a better joke is

your Mum is sooooo stupid she thinks someone is falling down her stairs every time Eastenders finishes

(think about it...)
Dr.Gonzo
05-03-2010, 12:06 PM
I thought about it. I get it. No to ze funny, Master Trumpet.
Vicky.
05-03-2010, 12:07 PM
[I]Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.


PMSL :laugh2:
Vicky.
05-03-2010, 01:13 PM
Deleted some posts...no need for the arguing