what do MPs and the weather people have in common ? (joke)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

the joe is thinking they are both compulsive liers lol ps i am not very good at jokes just like my poems lol

hows everyone this fine sunday morning ?






the weather people are freezing future forecasts



well praise the lord,

the future forecasters are retiring,

so they no longer want the blame,

there honesty i am admiring.

was we all sheep,

did we say the weather people don't trust,

love wont be lost,

i dont even think it was lust.

it did get to the point,

when the coming winter or summer they were gambolling,

you could have lowered your tv over,

or even on mute while they were rambling.

a day at a time,

or the week but no extension,

because the weather people are just like MPs,

and keeping there mouths closed is the best prevention.

[Harry!]

It has been sunny here all weekend Joe.

[sooty]

What do they have in common?
Well Joe, I am afraid they both can not be fully trusted.


But big difference is;
We know weather people are trying their best to be acurate.
Politician's pledge? Nobody believes.

[cupid stunt]

wot politicans n british weather have in common? there both ****e

[sooty]

It has been sunny here all weekend Joe.

Hi Harry

Yes here as well. I really enjoyed.:spin:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Hi Harry

Yes here as well. I really enjoyed.:spin:

nice one sooty < hope you never done skinny dipping lol :joker:

[sooty]

nice one sooty < hope you never done skinny dipping lol :joker:

Ha ha Joe, it was only gardening.:hugesmile: