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Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 12:26 PM
..would There Be Enough Evidence To Convict you?
Niamh.
08-03-2010, 12:46 PM
Finally you admit it's a crime!
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 01:20 PM
Finally you admit it's a crime!

it appears to be here and on ds, yes!
Niamh.
08-03-2010, 01:27 PM
it appears to be here and on ds, yes!

word is spreading fast..............
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 01:32 PM
word is spreading fast..............

You get 5 years hard labour with only bread and wine to sustain you
Niamh.
08-03-2010, 01:39 PM
You get 5 years hard labour with only bread and wine to sustain you

I love wine
InOne
08-03-2010, 01:41 PM
Are you Catholic LT?
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:10 PM
Are you Catholic LT?

No.
InOne
08-03-2010, 02:13 PM
No.

Hell it is for you then.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:21 PM
Hell it is for you then.

how so?

To be a Christian means to follow Christ, to desire Him, to fellowship with Him, to be indwelt by Him, and to bring glory to Him in your life.
Dr.Gonzo
08-03-2010, 02:26 PM
how so?

To be a Christian means to follow Christ, to desire Him, to fellowship with Him, to be indwelt by Him, and to bring glory to Him in your life.

Shhh or you'll scare the children. O crap, I may never get a hard-on again after reading such mushy drivel.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:30 PM
Shhh or you'll scare the children. O crap, I may never get a hard-on again after reading such mushy drivel.

hearing about your 4 inch hard-on reminds me of mushy drivel, yes.
arista
08-03-2010, 02:31 PM
..would There Be Enough Evidence To Convict you?


This is Not a Serious Debate.



This Topic needs to be Moved.
Fact
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:34 PM
This is Not a Serious Debate.



This Topic needs to be Moved.
Fact

:joker:
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:35 PM
This is Not a Serious Debate.



This Topic needs to be Moved.
Fact

and what, pray tell, is serious about tv listing posts that you are so fond of?:


"First Time Voters Live with Dermot on BBC3 TV at 8PM tonight"


:joker:
Dr.Gonzo
08-03-2010, 02:39 PM
hearing about your 4 inch hard-on reminds me of mushy drivel, yes.

Don't try and knock me down to make yourself feel better. I'm quite comfortable with my proportions so have no need to big myself up by knocking you down.
InOne
08-03-2010, 02:41 PM
how so?

To be a Christian means to follow Christ, to desire Him, to fellowship with Him, to be indwelt by Him, and to bring glory to Him in your life.

It's a well known fact that only Catholics go to heaven, they even say it themselves, anyone else is destined for hell. Sorry to be so blunt but you still have time to change your devilsh ways.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:44 PM
It's a well known fact that only Catholics go to heaven, they even say it themselves, anyone else is destined for hell. Sorry to be so blunt but you still have time to change your devilsh ways.

They do have the same MD as me but they work on the floor below me. We make the decisions around here, not them. I like how they have done out the office, very colourful, however.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:45 PM
Don't try and knock me down to make yourself feel better. I'm quite comfortable with my proportions so have no need to big myself up by knocking you down.

I knew it, your are flattered I said 4.
InOne
08-03-2010, 02:50 PM
They do have the same MD as me but they work on the floor below me. We make the decisions around here, not them. I like how they have done out the office, very colourful, however.

Your avatar is trippy, do alot of mushrooms grow in the highlands?
Shasown
08-03-2010, 02:51 PM
They do have the same MD as me but they work on the floor below me. We make the decisions around here, not them. I like how they have done out the office, very colourful, however.

They may have the same MD as you but apparently their line manager has a direct line to the MD unlike yours.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:53 PM
They may have the same MD as you but apparently their line manager has a direct line to the MD unlike yours.

No, that line goes to the photocopier room. No one has the heart to tell him.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 02:53 PM
Your avatar is trippy, do alot of mushrooms grow in the highlands?

LT does not do drugs. :nono:
arista
08-03-2010, 02:57 PM
and what, pray tell, is serious about tv listing posts that you are so fond of?:


"First Time Voters Live with Dermot on BBC3 TV at 8PM tonight"





That is a Valid Topic
as many Young - Do Not Vote.


You are a Joker Poster.
This thread must be moved.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 03:00 PM
That is a Valid Topic
as many Young - Do Not Vote.


You are a Joker Poster.
This thread must be moved.

No

It was a TV listing. Fact.

This is a 3 star thread (was 5 until you voted 1 lol). Stop trying to be a Mod you Mod-wannabe
Dr.Gonzo
08-03-2010, 03:00 PM
I knew it, your are flattered I said 4.

That's exactly right.
arista
08-03-2010, 03:09 PM
No

It was a TV listing. Fact.

This is a 3 star thread (was 5 until you voted 1 lol). Stop trying to be a Mod you Mod-wannabe



I am Never a Mod.


Although it was on BBC3TV Live
is was also a Serious Debate.



This thread is a Utter Joke
Can a Mod please move it.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 03:37 PM
I am Never a Mod.

Although it was on BBC3TV Live
is was also a Serious Debate.
This thread is a Utter Joke
Can a Mod please move it.


yes the programme was a serious debate but advertising the programme is not.

utter fact.

Now can you provide this thread with evidence to support your claim of being a Christian?
arista
08-03-2010, 03:39 PM
yes the programme was a serious debate but advertising the programme is not.

utter fact.

Now can you provide this thread with evidence to support your claim of being a Christian?


This Thread is a Joke.


Needs Moving.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 03:44 PM
This Thread is a Joke.


Needs Moving.

I second Arista's application to be a Mod.
arista
08-03-2010, 03:46 PM
I second Arista's application to be a Mod.

Again I will Never be a Mod.


You are a Joker.
Crimson Dynamo
08-03-2010, 03:53 PM
Again I will Never be a Mod.


You are a Joker.

Mr Joker to you Mod boy.
BB_Eye
09-03-2010, 08:31 PM
Jesus, LeatherTrumpet. What does it take to get a straight question out of you? :p
Crimson Dynamo
10-03-2010, 09:21 AM
Jesus, LeatherTrumpet. What does it take to get a straight question out of you? :p

To whom are you addressing this question, make your mind up.
bananarama
10-03-2010, 11:22 AM
..would There Be Enough Evidence To Convict you?


Change the question to "If you are accused of being religious" Would there be enough evidence to convict.......


Answer No. But there would be enough evidence to get one sectioned for the sake of public safety........:hugesmile:
Crimson Dynamo
10-03-2010, 12:11 PM
Change the question to "If you are accused of being religious" Would there be enough evidence to convict.......


Answer No. But there would be enough evidence to get one sectioned for the sake of public safety........:hugesmile:

another day, another attack on religion :sleep: