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Jords
10-03-2010, 05:47 PM
JLS spent hours fooling around at Bizarre's HQ yesterday - as well as masterminding a deal which has the potential to earn them thousands.
I hope the boss of Durex is reading because ASTON, MARVIN, JB and ORITSE want to flog their own range of condoms.

And making sure the single lads play safe is Aston's mum Siobhan. She provides them with a load of johnnies every few months.

Aston said: "It's all about staying safe. We all think so. My mum sends me down a stash and I dish them out to the lads so none of us have to worry.

"I'd really be up for doing some kind of campaign about safe sex."


The boys even came up with a name for their contraceptive line - Just Love Safe.

Brilliant.

Aston revealed they never take any chances in the bedroom. He said: "Some girls have condoms but we would never take them because you never know what may have been done to them. We don't want to be trapped." And Aston reckons their Just Love Safe could be in their own range of colours.

Perhaps they could go by their trademark stripes - blue for Aston, yellow for JB, green for Marvin and red for Oritse.

I bet it won't be long before they're thrashing out a deal.


Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2834727/JLS-want-own-range-of-condoms.html

What lad would actually wear a condom associated with JLS? :joker:
Stephanie
10-03-2010, 05:50 PM
pmsl. exactly.
LewisMarvel
10-03-2010, 05:50 PM
Oh my god that is really funny i can't believe the mum stock's them up!
King Gizzard
10-03-2010, 05:51 PM
And the majority of their fans are underage anyway


Silly prats
Twilight
10-03-2010, 05:53 PM
Just wtf, when someone told me about this i thought they were joking LOL
Jack_
10-03-2010, 05:53 PM
Strangely enough, I actually thought about this idea a few months back, and was surprised they hadn't done something like it, considering all of their merchandise already.

It's a good idea, especially the safe sex campaign. There's endless teenage girls that would buy them, regardless of whether a boy would wear them or not, just for the pure fact it's associated with JLS & that they'd listen to anything they say.

Also, if a teenage girl can imagine she's having sex with one of them, thus wanting to do it more, I don't think many teenage guys are going to be complaining about wearing a JLS condom...

Though in saying that, I think it's either make or break really.
Scarlett.
10-03-2010, 05:55 PM
It's very apt, since they are a bunch of cocks
Lewis.
10-03-2010, 05:56 PM
It can either be a hit.. or a big miss. If their target audience are 11 - 16 year old girls.. although it is encouraging them to think safely when having sex, surely it is also making them think that under-age sex is a good thing?
Shaun
10-03-2010, 05:56 PM
I bet the blue ones are for smaller men.
Lewis.
10-03-2010, 05:56 PM
It's very apt, since they are a bunch of cocks

:joker:
Jack_
10-03-2010, 05:57 PM
It can either be a hit.. or a big miss. If their target audience are 11 - 16 year old girls.. although it is encouraging them to think safely when having sex, surely it is also making them think that under-age sex is a good thing?

Underage protected sex is better than underage unprotected sex.

Either way, it's going to happen. May as well promote it safely :p
CaraRawr
10-03-2010, 05:58 PM
oh dear
Jords
10-03-2010, 05:58 PM
Also, if a teenage girl can imagine she's having sex with one of them, thus wanting to do it more, I don't think many teenage guys are going to be complaining about wearing a JLS condom...


Would you really want your girlfriend thinking 'Oh baby its blue today, let me have it cheeky Aston'? I wouldnt.. :laugh:

LOL Chewy, I dont think theyre too bad, but this is a crazy idea imo.
Twilight
10-03-2010, 05:58 PM
Whats next Sugababe tampons?
Lewis.
10-03-2010, 05:59 PM
Underage protected sex is better than underage unprotected sex.

Either way, it's going to happen. May as well promote it safely :p
I suppose.. Most people have had sex by the time they are 14/15 these days anyway..
Jack_
10-03-2010, 05:59 PM
Would you really want your girlfriend thinking 'Oh baby its blue today, let me have it cheeky Aston'? I wouldnt.. :laugh:

Not particularly, but I myself can't exactly promise I'm not at some point going to imagine it's someone else...:joker:
\PJ/
10-03-2010, 06:00 PM
Whats next Sugababe tampons?
aha!!!!
Jords
10-03-2010, 06:01 PM
Whats next Sugababe tampons?

:joker:

Bet the Sugababes are gutted they didnt think of this sorta idea before.
bbfan1991
10-03-2010, 06:03 PM
You only get one shot to make everybody in love or for them to beat again, the beats killing me!:joker:.

I like JLS really but this is PMSL time:laugh:.
Chels
10-03-2010, 06:03 PM
Would you really want your girlfriend thinking 'Oh baby its blue today, let me have it cheeky Aston'? I wouldnt.. :laugh:

LOL Chewy, I dont think theyre too bad, but this is a crazy idea imo.

pmsl we were talking about this today.
my friend jemma was saying imagine turning round to your boyfriend and saying right we're using marvin tonight :joker:
Stephanie
10-03-2010, 06:04 PM
imagine turning round to your boyfriend and saying right we're using marvin tonight :joker:
pmsl! :L
Chels
10-03-2010, 06:05 PM
Not particularly, but I myself can't exactly promise I'm not at some point going to imagine it's someone else...:joker:

lmfao!
can't say i haven't done that myself :laugh:
bbfan1991
10-03-2010, 06:05 PM
Marvin's favourite day is a Saturday:p:D.
Stephanie
10-03-2010, 06:06 PM
Aston said: "It's all about staying safe. We all think so. My mum sends me down a stash and I dish them out to the lads so none of us have to worry.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:
Jack_
10-03-2010, 06:08 PM
lmfao!
can't say i haven't done that myself :laugh:

Exactly, I'd say most people will do it at some point :joker:

& ROFL at their mum bringing down a 'stash', oh dear.
Jords
10-03-2010, 06:09 PM
pmsl we were talking about this today.
my friend jemma was saying imagine turning round to your boyfriend and saying right we're using marvin tonight :joker:

Ill put Marvin on if you wear a Heidi for me. :joker:
Twilight
10-03-2010, 06:17 PM
LOL i can't believe he lets his mum get him condoms:/
Chels
10-03-2010, 06:18 PM
Ill put Marvin on if you wear a Heidi for me. :joker:

nah not a fan of marvin tbh :p
Jack_
10-03-2010, 06:19 PM
Make a Lloyd Daniels condom and I'll wear it :love:
Twilight
10-03-2010, 06:20 PM
make a lloyd daniel's condom and i'll wear it :love:

lol<3
Chels
10-03-2010, 06:23 PM
Make a Lloyd Daniels condom and I'll wear it :love:

mint! <3
and an adam matthews one for my selfish reasons :p
Jords
10-03-2010, 06:25 PM
A Lady Gaga one would be funky tbh.
bbfan1991
10-03-2010, 06:28 PM
A Lady Gaga one would be funky tbh.

Yes it would be a Good Romance;).
Raph
10-03-2010, 08:06 PM
hahah umm okay...
Patrick
10-03-2010, 08:09 PM
Yes because I really want JLS on dick.
Tom
10-03-2010, 09:10 PM
Whats next Sugababe tampons?

Women probably change their tampons as often as the Sugababes change their members. Their USP right there!!

I've just thought of their slogan. JLS condoms, they get right on your dick!
Twilight
10-03-2010, 09:23 PM
Lol