What astrological sign are you?

[karezza]

What star sign are you?
I am Pisces the bull.

[Enid]

I'm king of the zodiac.

Bow.

[30stone]

Gemini The Twins II

[Braden]

Sagittarius

[setanta]

Cancerian here.

[karezza]

Cancerian here.

Cancerians look like crabs. They have a tough exterior & a soft interior. They are snappy and they walk sideways.

[Niamh.]

Libra - Indecesive or am I?

[karezza]

Sagittarius


Sagitarrians are horsefaced. They have strange equine walks & they love archery. They have horsey laughs and they love munching on apples & sugar cubes.

[karezza]

Libra - Indecesive or am I?

Librans are indecisive. They see both sides of any question. All Librans are bisexual. Libra is an air sign - all librans love flying.

[setanta]

Cancerians look like crabs. They have a tough exterior & a soft interior. They are snappy and they walk sideways.

Eh, no, yes, yes, sometimes and no. Don't think astrology is your thing darling. Thank God I didn't pay for this sitting.

[Niamh.]

Librans are indecisive. They see both sides of any question. All Librans are bisexual. Libra is an air sign - all librans love flying.

lol, cheers Karezza, your knowledge is endless!

[karezza]

Gemini The Twins II

All Geminis are multiple personalities. They lie at every opportunity and they cannot be trusted. All Siamese twins are Geminis. Gemini is an air sign - all pilots are Geminis.

[setanta]

Librans are indecisive. They see both sides of any question. All Librans are bisexual. Libra is an air sign - all librans love flying.

That's true. Very indecisive and allow others to influence them too much sometimes.

[30stone]

Wheres my reading lol.

[Enid]

And mine? :(

Leo.

[Stacey.]

Leo the lion :p

[WOMBAI]

Pisces the fish!

[Crimson Dynamo]

This astrological stuff is crap, but then again us Scorpios are cynics.


Scorpio: The best shag in the Zodiac

utter fact.

[karezza]

And mine? :(

Leo.

All Leos look like lions. They roar with laughter. They have large manes & they love raw meat. They are proud and violent. They are represented by the tarot trump Strength.

Never mess with a Leo.

[Shaun]

Aquarius.

...bit slippery? I don't know/care.

[Crimson Dynamo]

All Leos look like lions. They roar with laughter. They have large manes & they love raw meat. They are proud and violent. They are represented by the tarot trump Strength.

Never mess with a Leo.

Leo's are pussies.

[karezza]

This astrological stuff is crap, but then again us Scorpios are cynics.


Scorpio: The best shag in the Zodiac

utter fact.


Scorpios are dark & deadly. They are a water sign and love swimming. They can be violent and always have a stink in the tale. They are represented by the tarot trump Death. A

[Stacey.]

Leo's are pussies.

:cat:

[Claymores]

Librans are indecisive. They see both sides of any question. All Librans are bisexual. Libra is an air sign - all librans love flying.

I couldn't wait to see how you'd troll this one :hugesmile:

[karezza]

Pisces the fish!

Pisces is the 12th & final sign of the Zodiac. It is well known that Pisces is the most attractive & intelligent sign - Einstein was a pisces. They make the best swimmers and they always refuse to eat fish. Pisces is the sign of Christianity - Jesus was a Piscean. Pisces is the most evolved sign.

[bettiepage]

aquarius the water jug.

[Raph]

Pisces :)
and my brother is a gemini! :hug:

[karezza]

Aquarius.

...bit slippery? I don't know/care.

Aquarius is the sign of the water carrier - most firemen are Aquarians. We have left the age of Pisces & have entered the age of Aquarius - therefore Aquarians will rule the next 2,000 years. Aquarians are sexually promiscuous and are represented by the tarot trump The Star.

[Claymores]

Leo's are pussies.

Do they fly white military jumbos to Elgin International Airport?

[30stone]

Useless!

Gemini!

[karezza]

Pisces :)
and my brother is a gemini! :hug:

Pisceans & Geminis never get on - fact.

[Claymores]

aquarius the water jug.

Thought you said just lurking these days

[setanta]

Air and Water signs generally rub one another up the wrong way, right?

[bettiepage]

Thought you said just lurking these days

and the occasional post.

[Niamh.]

My hubby is Taurus, tell me more...........

[karezza]

My hubby is Taurus, tell me more...........

Taureans are big & bulky. They have large noses and they grunt a lot. They spend most of their time running around in fields and have bad tempers. They have large thighs & big lips. Taurus is ruled by Venus therefore Taureans fall in love easily. Taurus is represented by the tarot trump The Hieropant.

[Claymores]

Virgo the virgin................diss me please karezza

[Niamh.]

Taureans are big & bulky. They have large noses and they grunt a lot. They spend most of their time running around in fields and have bad tempers. They have large thighs & big lips. Taurus is ruled by Venus therefore Taureans fall in love easily. Taurus is represented by the tarot trump The Hieropant.

wow, he does spend an unusual amount of time running through feilds...........:shocked:

[karezza]

Virgo the virgin................diss me please karezza

Virgo is represented by the tarot trump The Hermit - therefore all Virgos spend most of their time alone. All Virgos are virgins - they are unable to have sex or procreate. Virgo is a earth sign - Virgos love spending time in meadows or gardens. Virgos are very thin and are very fastidious.

[30stone]

Dont think you have read up on gemini :(

[karezza]

Dont think you have read up on gemini :(


Geminis can't accept the truth.:wavey:

[teamandre]

aries the best sign to be lo

[30stone]

I waited 20 minutes.. for that.

I want my money back.

[Niamh.]

aries the best sign to be lo

my son is Aries

[karezza]

aries the best sign to be lo

Aries is the first sign - therefore it is the least evolved. Aries are very violent & like to headbutt total strangers. They have big foreheads and run very fast. They are represented by the tarot trump The Emperor. Aries is a fire sign - most arsonists are Ariens.

[Niamh.]

I waited 20 minutes.. for that.

I want my money back.

Liar :tongue:

[karezza]

I waited 20 minutes.. for that.

I want my money back.

Geminis are obsessed with money - they are compulsive gamblers.:wavey:

[30stone]

Geminis are obsessed with money - they are compulsive gamblers.:wavey:

Thats better.
I am a little obsessed with money.

But im far from a gambler as im like scrooge. I lost a tenner at the casino and gave up lol.

[Braden]

Are house is crazy,my brother is an Aries and my Sister is a Leo while i'm a Sagittarius, they all have the element of Fire, so we have lots of firey personalities :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Aries is the first sign - therefore it is the least evolved. Aries are very violent & like to headbutt total strangers. They have big foreheads and run very fast. They are represented by the tarot trump The Emperor. Aries is a fire sign - most arsonists are Ariens.

uncanny...................

[Claymores]

What sign is April 22 karezza and can a Virgo be compatible with her?

[DrunkerThanMoses]

aries

[Claymores]

aries

Thought you were going for a kip or pint or to lectures!!!!!!!

[karezza]

What sign is April 22 karezza and can a Virgo be compatible with her?

April 22nd is Taurus, which is an earth sign like Virgo - therefore you are compatitible. Although all Taureans are sexually obessed & all Virgos are frigid.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Thought you were going for a kip or pint or to lectures!!!!!!!


im going tommorrow

[Claymores]

April 22nd is Taurus, which is an earth sign like Virgo - therefore you are compatitible. Although all Taureans are sexually obessed & all Virgos are frigid.

Oh Jeez - I'll have to tell the lass to marry me!!! - this is a cracking thread :thumbs:

[Claymores]

im going tommorrow

LOL - mañana is always a good student trait

[NettoSuperstar!]

LoL...why on earth would anyone lock KarezZa's threads?

[Harry!]

Scorpio with the sting in the tail.

[karezza]

Scorpio with the sting in the tail.

Scorpio is ruled by Pluto, which means riches. Scorpios are deep & dark & very violent. They have big eyebrows and angry looks. They are aggressive & always have a sting in the tail.

[Barbie]

Gemini, - said to be the two faced liar :( but we are misunderstood and the best sign there is ;)

[karezza]

Gemini, - said to be the two faced liar :( but we are misunderstood and the best sign there is ;)

Pisces is the best sign. Geminis are 2-faced and have multiple personlities. They are an air sign and love kite-flying. They are ruled by Mercury the planet of deception. All twins are born to Geminis.

[Barbie]

Pisces is the best sign. Geminis are 2-faced and have multiple personlities. They are an air sign and love kite-flying. They are ruled by Mercury the planet of deception. All twins are born to Geminis.

I better not have twins!

[karezza]

I better not have twins!

You will have twins & they will be called Shelley & Ursula.

[Barbie]

shelley reminds me of jelly :S and ursula reminds me of Phoebe from friends :D

[karezza]

shelley reminds me of jelly :S and ursula reminds me of Phoebe from friends :D

Stop making fun of your children's names.:nono:

[GypsyGoth]

I am
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[\PJ/]

im a scorpio ;)

[Stephanie]

i'm a pisces.

[bbfan1991]

Aries:).

[Maia]

Gemini :D

[Harry!]

Scorpio is ruled by Pluto, which means riches. Scorpios are deep & dark & very violent. They have big eyebrows and angry looks. They are aggressive & always have a sting in the tail.

Apart from the eyebrows and looks statement that is kinda true about me. Though I am not agressive.

[karezza]

i'm a pisces.

Congratulations on being a fellow Pisces. Pisces is the most beautiful & intelligent sign. Pisces is ruled by Neptune - the planet of imagination & mystery. Pisces are sensitive and always look younger than they are. All Pisceans are vegetarian and Christian. Jesus was a Pisces. Pisces is the sign of Christianity.

God Bless.

[Twilight]

Virgo

[xDramatick]

Scorpio is ruled by Pluto, which means riches. Scorpios are deep & dark & very violent. They have big eyebrows and angry looks. They are aggressive & always have a sting in the tail.

I'm a scorpio too.. and the way I'm feeling right now this definitely sums me up..

minus the eyebrows+violence.

[Stacey.]

Apart from the eyebrows and looks statement that is kinda true about me. Though I am not agressive.

:joker:

[Sophii3x]

I'm Taurus, the bull :D

[M X]

Aries.
April 19.