Americans taking N-Dubz from the UK. URGH!!!

[Patrick]

Me and Stephanie are ****ing disgusted by this news, so if any of you want to read it then here:




LA-LA LAND is about to become Na Na Niii land - N-DUBZ' American dream is becoming a reality.

Two of the trio - DAPPY and TULISA - flew out to Hollywood last week to meet up with Def Jam Records boss LA REID.

And I can reveal that he was impressed and has offered them and bandmate FAZER a lucrative deal to go over full-time and attempt to crack the States.

The trio - now reunited back in the UK - have already started looking for homes in the City Of Angels.

Music boss Reid wants them to move to America for a full year, from this summer, so they can be completely focused on making it in the US charts.

They'll swap fried chicken in Camden High Street for cheeseburgers in the shadow of the Hollywood Hills.

All three bandmates have now started house-hunting for somewhere permanent to base themselves in the city.

I wonder how their unique brand of N-Dubz speak - such as Dappy's famous Na Na Niii catchphrase - will go down with the Yanks.

The band's management are still dotting the i's and crossing the t's on the deal, ensuring the contract means N-Dubz are in line for some serious cash.

The band are managed by music impresario JONATHAN SHALIT, and he has been locked in talks with Def Jam Records all week on their behalf.

A source said: "They are over the moon about being offered the chance to crack the US.

"It's what they have always wanted, they can't believe it's finally happening.

"The meeting with Def Jam went really well and they told LA Reid they were prepared to give up their lives in London and move to the US to make it work."

Who'd have thought this trio of tearaways would be the UK's next big US hope as they boldly go where the likes of ROBBIE WILLIAMS and OASIS have failed.

If they carry on like this they'll be playing to a packed crowd at the Hollywood Bowl in no time.

In the words of Dappy: "Duku yourself."




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!


Right, now surely you all realise why I ****ing hate that country with a passion?

Its like they know me, it is actually like the Americans know what I love and destroy it bit by bit.

Recently took Cadbuary from us, and now they are taking N-Dubz from me.

Well they can **** right off.

Oh and yes they want X Factor too.

I havent made a thread or post like this in a long time, but GOSH!



Why is it everyone wants to 'Crack America'
Really why?

Why would you want to leave the UK where we have good talent and the country isnt made up of ****ing Disney Singers and American Idol winners.

The thought of Yanks Listening and singing along to N-Dubz sickens me.
The though of American Men wanking over Tulisa makes me want to throw up.
Thats what I enjoy doing, so they can jack off to Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift!



I said this to Stephanie and she agrees..
As a fan, I hope to god and pray.. that N-Dubz will be a massive Epic fail in America.

That way they fail and come crawling back to us.

[Stephanie]

:(

[InOne]

Did they ditch the black one? LOL

[Patrick]

Oh Jebus.

Jess just informed us of the possibility of them changing their name.

Its like those shows were your best friend becomes famous and then is made over into a dick that you cant see anymore.

[Harry!]

You will find that the american music charts are the most repsected in the world. The US have had most amazing artists that have ever lived. They might even do better over there.

[King Gizzard]

Good

theyre fcking ****e

[Stephanie]

Did they ditch the black one? LOL
nah, he just didn't go with them.

[Stacey.]

:bored: and they can keep them.

[InOne]

nah, he just didn't go with them.

Too cool and that ;)

[InOne]

You will find that the american music charts are the most repsected in the world. The US have had most amazing artists that have ever lived. They might even do better over there.

UK has produced the best artists in the world man, it's a fact.

[Patrick]

:bored: and they can keep them.

I say I lock Tulisa in my basement, Steph locks Fazer in her bathroom, someone can take Dappy for the day and we can switch their flight with Jedward.

That kulz?

[Smithy]

Don't worry, they wont last and will be back soon enough

[Sarah.]

Lmfao.
Funny.

[Harry!]

UK has produced the best artists in the world man, it's a fact.

I know but that is not my point.

[Patrick]

UK has produced the best artists in the world man, it's a fact.

Well said.

What has America produced?
Little *****s like Britney.
Talentless Bitches like Demi Lovato.
Annoying Over Rated Girls like Taylor Swift.
R-Tards like Justin Bieber.
Turds like the Jonas Brothers.

[Patrick]

Don't worry, they wont last and will be back soon enough

Aw :)
Yeah Hopefully.

[Stacey.]

I say I lock Tulisa in my basement, Steph locks Fazer in her bathroom, someone can take Dappy for the day and we can switch their flight with Jedward.

That kulz?

:shocked:

:bored:

[Stephanie]

I say I lock Tulisa in my basement, Steph locks Fazer in her bathroom, someone can take Dappy for the day and we can switch their flight with Jedward.

That kulz?
pmsl, perfect.

[InOne]

Well said.

What has America produced?
Little *****s like Britney.
Talentless Bitches like Demi Lovato.
Annoying Over Rated Girls like Taylor Swift.
R-Tards like Justin Bieber.
Turds like the Jonas Brothers.

Epic lol

All we have to say is The Beatles and that beats all :)

[Stacey.]

What has America produced?
Little *****s like Britney.
Talentless Bitches like Demi Lovato.
Annoying Over Rated Girls like Taylor Swift.
R-Tards like Justin Bieber.
Turds like the Jonas Brothers.

excuse me?!
those 5 you mentioned are all very talented. :nono:

[Harry!]

Well said.

What has America produced?
Little *****s like Britney.
Talentless Bitches like Demi Lovato.
Annoying Over Rated Girls like Taylor Swift.
R-Tards like Justin Bieber.
Turds like the Jonas Brothers.

Your singer in your avatar Lady Gaga is american.

Also icons such as Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey , Madonna , Steve Wonder , Diana Ross , Elvis Presley and many other acts.

[Twilight]

Woohoo can they never come back plz

[Stephanie]

excuse me?!
those 5 you mentioned are all very talented. :nono:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

are you being serious!?
pmsl.

[Patrick]

excuse me?!
those 5 you mentioned are all very talented. :nono:

In what world?

Seriously, they are hated by everyone in this country except the small minority of Teenaged Girls who like to play their music sky high on their mobile phones.

They are considered 'Talented' in America because America doesnt know what real talent is.


If Disney Channel say somthing is 'Hot' then Americans even adults, jump on it.

If American Idol has a few idiots on it then they become famous and arent as good as some of the talent we get on X Factor but of course thats why they want our X Factor.

[ILoveTRW]

i thought dappy couldnt get in because of his criminal record

[Patrick]

Woohoo can they never come back plz

All time low are on the first plane to Africa tomarrow at 3.
x

[Twilight]

Hope the USA keep them LOL

[Stacey.]

In what world?

Seriously, they are hated by everyone in this country except the small minority of Teenaged Girls who like to play their music sky high on their mobile phones.

They are considered 'Talented' in America because America doesnt know what real talent is.


If Disney Channel say somthing is 'Hot' then Americans even adults, jump on it.

If American Idol has a few idiots on it then they become famous and arent as good as some of the talent we get on X Factor but of course thats why they want our X Factor.

basically, like Jedward?
youve got the right idea. :thumbs:

[Twilight]

All time low are on the first plane to Africa tomarrow at 3.
x

LOL just lol

[Callum]

I can't see them doing well over there, but you never know. Both Jay Sean and Taio Cruz surprised me.

[Stacey.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

are you being serious!?
pmsl.

yes. :blush:

[Twilight]

I actually agree with Stacey, the people Patrick called talentless are actually way more talented than Ndubz.

[bbfan1991]

OMFG no way:shocked:, hope they fail there because they are better here!:D.

[Patrick]

The Americans wont have a clue what N-Dubz are saying though because they are like proper british.

I remember reading in December about N-Dubz saying 'I dont know if we could crack America, plus our songs are aimed mostly at situations YOUNG BRITISH KIDS Face in their lifes'

[Matt]

Woohoo can they never come back plz

This.

PRAISE THE LORD.

[Rory]

You can have N-Dubz back. Take Taio Cruz while you're at it.

[Patrick]

I actually agree with Stacey, the people Patrick called talentless are actually way more talented than Ndubz.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

N-Dubz have worked for their fame in the UK.
They may not be liked by everyone, but they started from scratch.

They took years of hard work to get to were they are.

What has Justin Bieber done?

Oh 'cha appeared in a **** video for Usher randomly.

What has Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers done?

**** all apart from be hyped up by a failed channel that revolves around American Bitches now who have no talent in Acting or Singing what so ever.

[Twilight]

The Americans wont have a clue what N-Dubz are saying though because they are like proper british.

I remember reading in December about N-Dubz saying 'I dont know if we could crack America, plus our songs are aimed mostly at situations YOUNG BRITISH KIDS Face in their lifes'

Tbh i ave never faced any situations they rap about?
i have never searched all over facebook and couldn't find someone:P They are chavs they sing about chavy ****.

[Rory]

Don't worry Patrick, N-Dubz won't be successful. If even I can't understand what the hell they're saying, I doubt a regular American will.

[Stacey.]

I actually agree with Stacey, the people Patrick called talentless are actually way more talented than Ndubz.

:thumbs:

[Twilight]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

N-Dubz have worked for their fame in the UK.
They may not be liked by everyone, but they started from scratch.

They took years of hard work to get to were they are.

What has Justin Bieber done?

Oh 'cha appeared in a **** video for Usher randomly.

What has Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers done?

**** all apart from be hyped up by a failed channel that revolves around American Bitches now who have no talent in Acting or Singing what so ever.

Demi lovato is one of the most talented American Female SingerS atm

[Shaun]

What has America produced?

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, The Killers, Madonna, Nina Simone, Jimi Hendrix, The Strokes, No Doubt, Beyonce, Prince, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Blondie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters...

[Twilight]

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, The Killers, Madonna, Nina Simone, Jimi Hendrix, The Strokes, No Doubt, Beyonce, Prince, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Blondie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters...

This<3

[Stu]

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, The Killers, Madonna, Nina Simone, Jimi Hendrix, The Strokes, No Doubt, Beyonce, Prince, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Blondie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters...
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[Patrick]

Demi lovato is one of the most talented American Female SingerS atm

Says alot about America then. :rolleyes:

[Shaun]

oh bugger off Stu :( i was guessing :P

[BB_Eye]

Lol, they'll end up getting kicked from the label ala Lady Sovereign in about a year or two.

Awful group, awful people.

[Patrick]

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, The Killers, Madonna, Nina Simone, Jimi Hendrix, The Strokes, No Doubt, Beyonce, Prince, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Blondie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters...

This is what I mean.

Hardly any of them sing anymore, or arent as big.

They dont have anything new or good coming from that country unless its young, they sing pop and dance like a barbie doll and have little girls drooling over them, if they have that then the music doesnt matter apperantly.

[Twilight]

Says alot about America then. :rolleyes:

Tbf Patrick your idea of talented, is non talented guys dancing with sluts/

[Stu]

oh bugger off Stu :( i was guessing :P
I had to make it clear because they are the only good band to ever, ever come out of Canada. Fact.





























































Okay, maybe Rush too.

[MrGaryy]

This is what I mean.

Hardly any of them sing anymore, or arent as big.

They dont have anything new or good coming from that country unless its young, they sing pop and dance like a barbie doll and have little girls drooling over them, if they have that then the music doesnt matter apperantly.

The BIGGEST acts in the world at the minute - Lady GaGa, Beyonce, Kings of Leon.

yet somehow they don't have anything new or good coming?

[Patrick]

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Right try and tell me now, that they havent grew as a group and have became better along the way.

They are very under rated and deserve more credit and need to stay here were they belond the Americans can ****.

[Stu]

Sorry, but they still suck balls. Anyone who financialy supports Dappy's existence deserves to be shot from a cannon into the ****ing sun.

[Patrick]

Tbf Patrick your idea of talented, is non talented guys dancing with sluts/

Tbf Twilight, your idea of talented, is idiotic men dancing and singing like bellends.

[Jayson]

Both UK and USA produce amazing bands.

[Shaun]

*looks at a list of Canadian bands - thanks Wikipedia*

Billy Talent were okay for a brief period...

HAHAHAHAHA NICKELBACK.

I liked Steppenwolf's 'Magic Carpet Ride'.

Sum 41...eh.

[Patrick]

Sorry, but they still suck balls. Anyone who financialy supports Dappy's existence deserves to be shot from a cannon into the ****ing sun.

I must say, he is abit rude and my least favourite member yes.

[Patrick]

Both UK and USA produce amazing bands.

..But should stay were they belong.

The Jonas Brothers failed over here when they attempted to come here in when was it 2008?

N-Dubz will hopefully fail there.

[MrGaryy]

Tbf Twilight, your idea of talented, is idiotic men dancing and singing like bellends.

i dont think I've ever seen any band of Twilight's taste dance :/

[Stu]

*looks at a list of Canadian bands - thanks Wikipedia*

Billy Talent were okay for a brief period...

HAHAHAHAHA NICKELBACK.

I liked Steppenwolf's 'Magic Carpet Ride'.

Sum 41...eh.
Avril Lavigne.

Eh?

[Twilight]

Tbf Twilight, your idea of talented, is idiotic men dancing and singing like bellends.

Comeback Fail

[Jayson]

Every single one of those songs are awful Paddy.

It's all about Sex.

[Stu]

..But should stay were they belong.

The Jonas Brothers failed over here when they attempted to come here in when was it 2008?

N-Dubz will hopefully fail there.
I'm sure they appreciate your brilliant concept of fan support.

[Twilight]

i dont think I've ever seen any band of Twilight's taste dance :/

LMFAO i have watched like all of my fave bands music videos and they never dance:P

[Jayson]

..But should stay were they belong.

That's a bit of a silly thing to say, lmao...

[Shaun]

Avril Lavigne.

Eh?

god. no wonder they're hated.

[MrGaryy]

Avril Lavigne.

Eh?

I was gonna say her LOL.
cept I was gonna mean it D:

[Twilight]

Every single one of those songs are awful Paddy.

It's all about Sex.

But like it kool dat its al bout sex liek man




















LOL

[Jayson]

But like it kool dat its al bout sex liek man




















LOL

:joker:

[Patrick]

i dont think I've ever seen any band of Twilight's taste dance :/

She had a gimp in her SIG a few weeks ago dancing.

Comeback Fail

No, you were a fail when you said your first insult lets be honest.

Every single one of those songs are awful Paddy.

It's all about Sex.

..What sex involves finding your dad dead in your flat?

Their best song :love:
The first I ever heard of them was this:
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I'm sure they appreciate your brilliant concept of fan support.

Im saving them from the Americans Stu, just Saving them from the Americans.

They will thank me one day when I meet them.

[Stu]

My dads was dead
Never payed his counil tax
No rent, no curtains
No lights, couldn't see his body

Tripped over and fell
Fell on top of his crotch
Cold, blue yet hard
Too much to resist

It's necrophelia
Necro, necrophelia
I'm feelin' necrophelic tonight
Nah nah nahiii.

[Twilight]

my dads was dead
never payed his counil tax
no rent, no curtains
no lights, couldn't see his body

tripped over and fell
fell on top of his crotch
cold, blue yet hard
too much to resist

it's necrophelia
necro, necrophelia
i'm feelin' necrophelic tonight
nah nah nahiii.

lmao

[Wildcat!]

HOw stupid! BEcause theyve decided to go find more lucrative contracts and a bigger market, you hate them? They will still have music out, and you will still hear it!

Guess what, remember that girl who did "american boy"? She tried to make it hear as an R&B singer, and no one gave a **** about her music then. She went to the US has a single with Kanye West and all of a sudden they get a UK #1. WHat does that tell you? People dont really respect or give credit to Hip Hop or R&B, when its produced in the UK. Its stupid, but thats just the way people are here. If they get produced by a big US label, they will become even more popular in the UK! Thats just the way it goes.

[30stone]

LOL!!!

Great news!

Such a terrible band, the only good thing about them is the bird, she would do so much better alone.

[Tom4784]

America can have 'em but only as long as they promise to keep them :laugh:

[Twilight]

america can have 'em but only as long as they promise to keep them :laugh:

lol

[Tom4784]

Oh Patrick you wonder why I'm always insulting you and then you provide me with this little goldmine of stupidity. You hate America yet you don't even know why as everything you say about them is so wrong and stupid that it makes you look beyond ridiculous.

It's hilariously stupid how much you hate a country when you don't know anything about the country at all. In fact I've never witnessed such stupidity and ignorance. You never learn either you're just eternally stupid and ignorant. You're literally like a dog chasing it's tale, Repetitive and boring. I almost feel sorry for you then I look at some of your posts and I realise you deserve all the vitriol you get.

You don't like people insulting you? Then get a ****ing clue because you make it way too easy.

[Wildcat!]

Oh Patrick you wonder why I'm always insulting you and then you provide me with this little goldmine of stupidity. You hate America yet you don't even know why as everything you say about them is so wrong and stupid that it makes you look beyond ridiculous.

It's hilariously stupid how much you hate a country when you don't know anything about the country at all. In fact I've never witnessed such stupidity and ignorance. You never learn either you're just eternally stupid and ignorant. You're literally like a dog chasing it's tale, Repetitive and boring. I almost feel sorry for you then I look at some of your posts and I realise you deserve all the vitriol you get.

You don't like people insulting you? Then get a ****ing clue because you make it way too easy.


Damn Dezzy!!! chill!!! :shocked: :)
The dude is just like 14 though, and got pre conceptions!

If you ask me, he is just a closed american lover! And hates himself for it! :D

[Twilight]

Actually patrick is only 13, hes a day older than me:p
it says on his facebook

[Tom4784]

Damn Dezzy!!! chill!!! :shocked: :)
The dude is just like 14 though, and got pre conceptions!

If you ask me, he is just a closed american lover! And hates himself for it! :D

Still I can't stand ignorance.

[Damaris]

Lol good riddence!

And Shaun i <3 Billy Talent only good canadian band

[CaraRawr]

yay! now hopefully tinchy, chipmunk and the rest of that ****ty lot will go too.

[InOne]

Yes, they can all **** off. BUTTTTTTT we need Pixie Lott to do more vids like Boys And Girls ;)