Gary Barlow cheated 57 times

[GhettoSuperstar]

On mario kart:bawling:

[Firewire]

OMG Gary, cheating bastard.

[Patrick]

LOL :p

[Zippy]

I thought sleeping around with groupies was one of the joys of being in a boyband?

Isnt that what makes it a dream job for many boys?

[Stacey.]

omg, i looked at this earlier, didnt get it...
i do now though :laugh2:

[Princess]

I thought sleeping around with groupies was one of the joys of being in a boyband?

Isnt that what makes it a dream job for many boys?

BOYband. They all slept with the groupies back in the day,but they're men now,with wifes and children. Shouldn't be doing it.

[Princess]

Oh and haha very original :p I knew it was a joke anyways,I didn't go to bed till nearly half 5,I already knew all the news,lol.

[30stone]

Gary is a Saint!

[Tom4784]

Bastard I knew something was wrong when he kept getting blue shells :sad:

[tessa79]

How do u know that he's been cheating, and with who?

[Smithy]

:|

[Shaun]

oh honey, read x

[Stu]

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/s/simple-minds/album-the-best-of-simple-minds.jpg

[Ninastar]

pmsl

[Shaun]

can you imagine if this was his wife LOL

[Iceman]

can you imagine if this was his wife LOL

:laugh2:

[Princess]

His wife's name is Dawn,not Tessa :p

Woah old thread,all that Mark stuff seems like a lifetime ago.

[Shaun]

it could be an undercover name :nono:

[tessa79]

It's not an undercover name, and by the way how do u know hes been cheating 57 times

[Harry!]

Wikileaks top secret documents were released xo

[Shaun]

tessa79 - this thread is a parody posted around the same time news of Mark Owen's affairs surfaced :) Princess (the poster above) is a big fan of Take That and was upset about the revelation, so GhettoSuperstar started this thread a couple of days later to poke fun at her I guess (the post says "At Mario Kart", implying he's been cheating at Mario Kart, not having affairs :p)

[James]

Maybe she doesn't know what 'Mario Kart' is? Not everyone plays video games.

[Judas]

Basically Tessa, it's a rare known fact that Gary Barlow is gay. He has a wife and kids, but on this online community a member here had an affair with Gary Barlow. A few months ago he (Mario Kart) told us how he had an affair with Gary Barlow.

Luckily the story wasn't picked up by the mainstream Tabloids as Mario Kart refused to sell his story. Please keep this quiet Tessa hon xoxo

[Shaun]

rofl judas

[tessa79]

How do u know he is telling the truth Judas
And by the way what does rofl means?

[Judas]

How do u know he is telling the truth Judas
And by the way what does rofl means?

Mario Kart sent us pictures and videos of him and Gary Barlow having the affair. I could try and find you the link, although they are quite graphic so you may not want to see them :/

rofl means "Really? Oh ****ing life...". Shaun couldn't believe what happened. It's really sad Gary and Mario could do that when Gary has a happy family at home.

[tessa79]

No, I don't want to see them.
It's quite sad as I am a huge tt and gary fan and I can't really believe Gary it's gay. Maybe he just bisexual or just expremental. Was this a short or a long affair and was Mario the only man he's been with?

[Judas]

No, I don't want to see them.
It's quite sad as I am a huge tt and gary fan and I can't really believe Gary it's gay. Maybe he just bisexual or just expremental. Was this a short or a long affair and was Mario the only man he's been with?

I agree, it's very sad to believe Mario Kart and Gary got up to such stuff :'(. As I said, it's been kept very quiet luckily. It's a little known fact that in the early 1990's Gary and Howard both had a on/off fling just before Robbie left.

Gary said his affair with Mario Kart was a one off, and that the fling with Howard happened just once when they were both very drunk. Mario Kart said him and Gary were playing around for around 5 months, although he can't remember the exact end and begining dates of the affair. Gary say's that he is experimental and not gay. Mario Kart however released threesome images of Gary with another man, who hasn't come forward yet.

Hope this helps Tessa hon xoxo

[MTVN]

:laugh3:

[Princess]

A genuine TT fan for once? And this? Oh god :laugh:

[Ninastar]

omfg im dying again, hahahahahaha

[Stephanie]

pmsl :L

[Shaun]

omg.

[Niamh.]

A genuine TT fan for once? And this? Oh god :laugh:

hmmm I dunno, I think Judas might be being played................:joker:

[tessa79]

Judas, one last question. When was this affair. Was it recentely or did this happen a long time ago. Which year did they dated.

[Judas]

Judas, one last question. When was this affair. Was it recentely or did this happen a long time ago. Which year did they dated.

Hi Tessa, don't worry, I don't mind answering your questions. I simply ask you respect the privacy of both Mario and Gary and don't sell the story to the tabloids, or tell your friends.

The affair happened approximately from September 2009 - February 2010, although as I said no exact dates have been confirmed. We found out in March, when Mario decide to tell us, and show us the pictures, after Gary lost interest in him. It's unknown if Gary was seduced by another man or simply wanted to return to his wife and kids. So I guess the affair happened relatively recently in the general scale of things, although not in the past year.

Any other questions feel free to ask, or if you would like to see some of the remaining pictures/video footage I'm willing to share. There is alot about the world of celebrity, and especially Gary Barlow, that the world doesn't know about. For example, a wild night of passion in 1995 with Camilla Barker Bowles.... (Obviously Gary wasn't involved in a serious relationship at this time, it's just an interesting trivia fact).

[Benjamin]

:laugh3:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[MTVN]

Aw poor Tessa, I bet she never looked at Gary Barlow the same way after hearing this about him :(

[Ramsay]

What the ****

[Maia]

Oh my god this thread :laugh2:

[Ramsay]

Someone called Tessa added me on facebook a while back asking me to take part in Jeremy Kyle USA

[Benjamin]

I love this thread still. :love:

[Princess]

Oh god, old thread *the shame*

[Shaun]

and this is why Judas is amazing

[Judas]

Gary & Robbie 1993-1995 (guess again). Never knew about Howie. U sure?

Not quite sure what this means :/ But hun, Gary and Howard were 100% - but they are in the past and their relationship today is purely plutonic.

On an unrelated note, I wish Tessa would come back. I wonder what she would think about the Pope blowing off Gadaffi.

[Kerry]

Had to laugh at the Index page

"Gary Barlow cheated 57 times"

Jesus



:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

How has this thread not won an award?

[MTVN]

I'd forgotten about it tbh :laugh:

[Suze]

Very funny thread :laugh2:

[Niamh.]

lol, Tessa was just taking the piss I reckon (atleast I hope)

[Openroad]

Not quite sure what this means :/ But hun, Gary and Howard were 100% - but they are in the past and their relationship today is purely plutonic.

On an unrelated note, I wish Tessa would come back. I wonder what she would think about the Pope blowing off Gadaffi.

Forget what I've said, I was totally kidding too, of course!

[InOne]

Forget what I've said, I was totally kidding too, of course!

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb479/USS-Special/confused/wat/tumblr_lmv2plYuTH1qbp1hm.png

[Vicky.]

:laugh:

[Jesus.]

Whatever he did, whatever he said, he didn't mean it.

[Benjamin]

I love when guests view this thread and remind me of it.

[Shaun]

I love when guests view this thread and remind me of it.

just happened

[Me. I Am Salman]

Umm.. ok

[Pete.]

Lots of guests viewing this thread :suspect:

[Ninastar]

A guest was reading this thread and oh my god i can totally see why

fking LOL