Big Ben on Twitter

[James]

http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

:laugh2:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Haha

[Stu]

Reads like a transcript of Tommy Chong's daydreams.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: I think they have too much time on their hands.

[Iceman]

It's never been a minute late! (not that clocks usually are a minute late).....someone really has a bad sleep pattern....

[Z]

LOL, that's quality!

[Mrluvaluva]

I can't believe someone would sit there posting every hour. Do they not sleep?

[setanta]

Well, at least it's more entertaining and truthful than anything that's going on underneath it.

[Patrick]

You could picture whoever owns that page, having sex tonight and then looks at the clock and soon throws his girlfriend of the bed..

'OH **** I HAVE TO UPDATE TWITTER'

[Jessica.]

It is probably automated.

[James]

Yeah, and I hate to spoil the illusion lol, but it says 'via API' which means a computer program is probably generating it.

[setanta]

You could picture whoever owns that page, having sex tonight and then looks at the clock and soon throws his girlfriend of the bed..

'OH **** I HAVE TO UPDATE TWITTER'

Now I'm just thinking that Big Ben doesn't refer to the clock but to some lad called Ben's appendage, and that he's slighty dyslexic or just plain stupid, hence the Bong instead of a Boing!

[Jessica.]

Now I'm just thinking that Big Ben doesn't refer to the clock but to some lad called Ben's appendage, and that he's slighty dyslexic or just plain stupid, hence the Bong instead of a Boing!

Big Ben says Bong! not boing, boing is the noise for bouncing!

[Shaun]

been following this for a while now :p

[setanta]

Big Ben says Bong! not boing, boing is the noise for bouncing!

Oh Jessica, f£cking hell. lol.

[Iceman]

Yeah, and I hate to spoil the illusion lol, but it says 'via API' which means a computer program is probably generating it.

Well thanks for ruining my sunday :(

[Jessica.]

Oh Jessica, f£cking hell. lol.

What?

[setanta]

What?

Two things really. Firstly you obviously haven't got a clue what I was talking about, which is funny in itself, and secondly, you always seem to enjoy correcting people for no obvious reason. Far too anal retentive for your own good sometimes.

[Jessica.]

Two things really. Firstly you obviously haven't got a clue what I was talking about, which is funny in itself, and secondly, you always seem to enjoy correcting people for no obvious reason. Far too anal retentive for your own good sometimes.

Oh my God! It was a joke.

[Stacey.]

:laugh2:

[setanta]

Oh my God! It was a joke.

Yes, sure it was. In any case, I found it funny.

[James]

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

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