View Full Version : Joe Joe McElderry is the new face of Next Models!
MarkWaldorf
15-03-2010, 03:55 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2892294/Joe-McElderrys-first-pictures-for-modelling-contract.html
He looks amazing!
King Gizzard
15-03-2010, 03:55 PM
lol
MeMyselfAndI
15-03-2010, 03:57 PM
Oh my God :lovedup:
Why was he not like that on the X-Factor??
the boss of the firm added: "not only does joe have those classic james dean-type looks but he also photographs fantastically and has great potential.
roflgazm.
MarkWaldorf
15-03-2010, 03:58 PM
he's very photogenic. they would easily be compared.
ILoveTRW
15-03-2010, 03:59 PM
who?
he's very photogenic. they would easily be compared.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/james-dean.jpg
My tits. Lifestyle, aesthetic appearance, everything - the two are complete opposites. They both just happen to be in photographs.
Beastie
15-03-2010, 04:01 PM
I work at Next so I will have to stand that face everytime I am there? Lol Joe is allright.. but will he be modelling the child's or men's range?
MarkWaldorf
15-03-2010, 04:04 PM
it isn't next the retail chain, lol. next models is one of the world's leading model agencies. provides models for magazines such as vogue etc. it's one of the biggest in fashion, so joe's done well!
xDramatick
15-03-2010, 04:22 PM
Joe is nothing compared to James Dean, who was ****ing beautiful.
Good for him anyway, I'd have thought Lloyd would have been scouted by a modelling agency.
Then again he's gone all ugly recently.
Beastie
15-03-2010, 04:24 PM
it isn't next the retail chain, lol. next models is one of the world's leading model agencies. provides models for magazines such as vogue etc. it's one of the biggest in fashion, so joe's done well!
Oh.. lol :joker:
CaraRawr
15-03-2010, 06:37 PM
he looks gorgeous! so proud<333
Shaun
15-03-2010, 06:40 PM
glad to see I wasn't the only one who roffled at the James Dean ref when Mark showed me this yesterday :p
Damaris
15-03-2010, 06:40 PM
lol Next
Smithy
15-03-2010, 06:41 PM
at least he'll have something to fall back on when his singing flops
Captain.Remy
15-03-2010, 06:44 PM
That's where ex-singers end. Good to know for the next X Factor winners.
Patrick
15-03-2010, 06:46 PM
:joker:
MrGaryy
15-03-2010, 06:46 PM
unattractive.
Captain.Remy
15-03-2010, 06:50 PM
I feel sorry for him to be honest. Everything he does is a flop.
No I actually don't. Olly should have won.
Smithy
15-03-2010, 06:50 PM
I feel sorry for him to be honest. Everything he does is a flop.
No I actually don't. Olly should have won.
ew.
Olly will also be a flop
Captain.Remy
15-03-2010, 06:52 PM
ew.
Olly will also be a flop
No because all 14 y-o Hello Kitty fans would have bought his album. :joker: Joe is only attractive to gays I guess.
MrGaryy
15-03-2010, 06:54 PM
No because all 14 y-o Hello Kitty fans would have bought his album. :joker: Joe is only attractive to gays I guess.
exactly tbh. Most girls don't find Joe attractive. Olly has more mass appeal imo.
Smithy
15-03-2010, 06:54 PM
No because all 14 y-o Hello Kitty fans would have bought his album. :joker: Joe is only attractive to gays I guess.
Not even the 14 year old will buy it, when they realise his dodgy dad dancing cant be seen on a CD/Download
Captain.Remy
15-03-2010, 06:55 PM
Not even the 14 year old will buy it, when they realise his dodgy dad dancing cant be seen on a CD/Download
No they will because when you play the CD a certain amount of times, an Olly hologram comes out of the CD and dances live in your bedroom. Great. :hugesmile:
Smithy
15-03-2010, 06:56 PM
No they will because when you play the CD a certain amount of times, an Olly hologram comes out of the CD and dances live in your bedroom. Great. :hugesmile:
Hmm :/
That myt just be in France, we dont have that yet, so until we do, he'll flop :)
WOMBAI
15-03-2010, 06:57 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2892294/Joe-McElderrys-first-pictures-for-modelling-contract.html
He looks amazing!
He is a lovely looking guy! The only thing he lacks perhaps is height - but that doesn't have to matter!
Captain.Remy
15-03-2010, 06:59 PM
Hmm :/
That myt just be in France, we dont have that yet, so until we do, he'll flop :)
Nobody buys CDs in France. Illegal downloading is the new jeez. French people love to do what the government tells them not to do. :laugh:
For real.
WOMBAI
15-03-2010, 06:59 PM
No because all 14 y-o Hello Kitty fans would have bought his album. :joker: Joe is only attractive to gays I guess.
In a world where talent counts for nothing - the guy can sing!
Captain.Remy
15-03-2010, 07:01 PM
In a world where talent counts for nothing - the guy can sing!
He may not have had the best voice but he had the complete package, best entertainer and a great performer.
Anyway, Rhydian owns all of the X Factor contestants. :hugesmile:
WOMBAI
15-03-2010, 07:17 PM
He may not have had the best voice but he had the complete package, best entertainer and a great performer.
Anyway, Rhydian owns all of the X Factor contestants. :hugesmile:
I like Rhydian - have one of his albums!
Stacey.
15-03-2010, 07:22 PM
Joe looks great! :)
Sophii3x
15-03-2010, 07:24 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this guy is unattractive. Don't know him but I see his face on twitter-thanks to Mark for making me follow his fansite! LOL at the James Dean comparison.. now that man was perfect looking!
Stephanie
15-03-2010, 07:27 PM
joe.. a model.. :s
*cough*airbrush*cough*
he looks amazing!
MarkWaldorf
15-03-2010, 08:24 PM
have you seen the official forums? most of JLS fans are Joe fans. he has huge appeal to the female market.
this will materialise into nothing anyway, you can't get anywhere as a male model if you're under 6ft, Joe is significantly under that!
He may not have had the best voice but he had the complete package, best entertainer and a great performer.
Anyway, Rhydian owns all of the X Factor contestants. :hugesmile:
Ruth Lorenzo and her boobs = better than anything X Factor has ever seen
MrGaryy
15-03-2010, 09:12 PM
have you seen the official forums? most of JLS fans are Joe fans. he has huge appeal to the female market.
yeah but JLS are studs, they're toned to perfection and that's their market. Joe can't do that ****. Plus anyone can tell he's gay.
No groupies for Joe. His got some Living TV to catch up on, damnit.
DrOhNoNoNo
15-03-2010, 09:19 PM
Heh, surprised Colagate adverts and Clearisil Spot Control wouldn't have him. :P
Captain.Remy
16-03-2010, 05:32 AM
this will materialise into nothing anyway, you can't get anywhere as a male model if you're under 6ft, Joe is significantly under that!
Ruth Lorenzo and her boobs = better than anything X Factor has ever seen
I was talking about the voice lol Ruth had a big pair of...lungs. :D
_Seth
08-04-2010, 08:31 PM
OMFG I canNOT believe how sexy he is! **** me sideways, back to front, inside-out, upside-down, left and right, shake it all about.... PHWOAR!
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/lofiversion/index.php?t124408.html
Stacey.
08-04-2010, 08:32 PM
OMFG I canNOT believe how sexy he is! **** me sideways, back to front, inside-out, upside-down, left and right, shake it all about.... PHWOAR!
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/lofiversion/index.php?t124408.html
:laugh: yeah, he is.
_Seth
08-04-2010, 08:33 PM
STACEY!! OMG, he is lush!
his 'hoodie' picture is actually really fit (: x
MusicMan
09-04-2010, 10:09 AM
OMFG I canNOT believe how sexy he is! **** me sideways, back to front, inside-out, upside-down, left and right, shake it all about.... PHWOAR!
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/lofiversion/index.php?t124408.html
Wow he looks fantastic :D
Apart from in the first one
He reminds me a bit of Robert Pattinson! (in the first one)
But other than that... :)
MusicMan
09-04-2010, 10:09 AM
his 'hoodie' picture is actually really fit (: x
This :D
Stacey.
09-04-2010, 11:49 AM
STACEY!! OMG, he is lush!
:D
Stacey.
09-04-2010, 11:49 AM
He reminds me a bit of Robert Pattinson!
Robert is overrated :nono:
MusicMan
09-04-2010, 12:11 PM
Robert is overrated :nono:
Robert is one of the most UNattractive people out there! lol!
Stacey.
09-04-2010, 12:12 PM
Robert is one of the most UNattractive people out there! lol!
i know right! loads of girls think hes 'fit'. :bored: aha.
MusicMan
09-04-2010, 12:15 PM
i know right! loads of girls think hes 'fit'. :bored: aha.
Haha he looks stoned all the time...! :joker:
Stacey.
09-04-2010, 12:16 PM
Haha he looks stoned all the time...! :joker:
Lmao, he really does!
TIBBFan
11-05-2010, 11:12 PM
good. he makes a good model.
Kaaarenn!
11-10-2010, 05:59 PM
He has a gorgeous, stunning face :D
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