Need a tag line for my comedy website

[MargeryFan]

ATM it's 'The best website for new, creative comedy' but that's pretty boring.

So far I can only think of' 'nonsense on stilts' and 'for comedy lovers and writers' :sleep:

please help

[Crimson Dynamo]

"They once said this site was not funny....well they are not laughing now!"

[MargeryFan]

Nice, yeah I need something like that..

[Crimson Dynamo]

what is the url

[MargeryFan]

www.lemontwerp.co.uk

Sorry for the late reply. Been so busy with the site. There are a few things I need to do to it before I release it properly though so don't judge it too harshly :)

[Crimson Dynamo]

How about

comedy free zone since 2009

[Claymores]

How about

comedy free zone since 2009

Harsh - blue skys today - go watch white military jumbos going to Iceland then race them before Kerry gets there and eats all the frozen pizzas

[MargeryFan]

How about

comedy free zone since 2009


hilarious :shocked:

[eye sea]

You better laugh, or we'll kill you!

[hennessy]

The comedy site thats so funny it comes with a disclaimer

you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pause to wonder about life and then you'll laugh again

the site that can make the bereaved laugh again

funnier than a clown molestion allegation

the site that's funnier than a fat girl on rollerskates

They said it couldn't be done, it couldn't so we bring you this

[King Gizzard]

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity **** you!

[hennessy]

is the main guy called Keith Lemontwerp?
Isn't that close to the name Keith Lemon?

[MargeryFan]

The comedy site thats so funny it comes with a disclaimer

you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pause to wonder about life and then you'll laugh again

the site that can make the bereaved laugh again

funnier than a clown molestion allegation

the site that's funnier than a fat girl on rollerskates

They said it couldn't be done, it couldn't so we bring you this

Ill definitely bank that. may alter it a little though but I like it

[MargeryFan]

is the main guy called Keith Lemontwerp?
Isn't that close to the name Keith Lemon?


Yeah funnily enough that was an accident. You think I should change it?

[MargeryFan]

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity **** you!

May change the domain name to: www.Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity **** you.co.uk

[MargeryFan]

Yeah funnily enough that was an accident. You think I should change it?

I've changed it anyway.