David has just told me he is gay

[Novo]

Was minding my own business when i heard that facebook click noise when someone sends you a message

here i was thinking that he was going to say something about Lost last night the next thing i see on my screen is " I need to tell you something "

Ironically the next thing i said was " what that your gay " there was a silence he never said anything for 2 minutes then he said " don't tell anyway please "

There was only one reply from me and it was " hahahahahahahaha you!? "

( felt a bit guilty after that )

he then started telling me all things he likes about john locke from lost.. i nearly threw up can't repeat what he said here because younger members like twilight and harry will be reading but it involves going into the jungle with him at night..

I clicked X at the top straight away horrified at what i was hearing from him
i went back on after recovering from what i just heard straight away he said " MarkWaldorf i've always had a thing for him you know "

A once great brotherhood warrior now confessing his love for MarkWaldorf

i had to say something i couldn't think off anything to say to him i couldn't even look at the screen i slammed the keyboard i think this was my reply " fugdfghjdfgoe " he then said " you know why i left tibb for a while don't you? "

" Why " was my reply he then said " because darren's Pics in MTM are turning me on "

that was the final straw for me.. I've blocked him and came on here to tell you all..

[ILoveTRW]

i hate ******s too

[Mrluvaluva]

Hmm. I can see how "others" will follow. Or not....

[Maia]

http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/aprilfoolsday9-785233.gif

[Locke.]

Oh yeah it's all true of course. Darren's girly looks just drag me in.

And Locke.. I think it's the way his bald head shines when it's sunny.. makes him look so handsome.

[Loukas]

you realize the date right?

[Smithy]

Regardless of the date, i wouldnt be surprised if it was true

[Novo]

Regardless of the date, i wouldnt be surprised if it was true

It is true

+ I wouldn't even know if it was April fools day or not i am terrible with dates

[Jack_]

LOL. April Fools.

[Mrluvaluva]

Lolzzz

[Shaun]

i totally called this

[Novo]

Was bit off a bad time for david to come out

because now no one will believe it so he'll have to come out again

[Smithy]

I've blocked him and came on here to tell you all..

So whats to stop him coming here and denying it all

[Novo]

So whats to stop him coming here and denying it all

Well then you don't believe his lies

[Locke.]

So whats to stop him coming here and denying it all

Very naive gay guy #50, very naive.

[Claymores]

Huns all take it up the butt Novo - that is probably the reason (WELL KNOWN TRUISM IN SCOTLAND)..........your player Kyle Laffingboy drops to the doggy position any time a player gives him a tap on the field.........maybe Kyle has your number?

[Stacey.]

:shocked: David?!

[Claymores]

He interpreted you wrong and thought maybe you were a bit Kyle Lafferty my pal Novo

[Claymores]

:shocked: David?!

Que - I was footballing silly Novo - don't worry yer wee head pretend daughter.

[Claymores]

I always find the best website in the world is TIBB to discuss potential gay bromances - you can find sensible answers here :devil:

[Novo]

Huns all take it up the butt Novo - that is probably the reason (WELL KNOWN TRUISM IN SCOTLAND)..........your player Kyle Laffingboy drops to the doggy position any time a player gives him a tap on the field.........maybe Kyle has your number?

Getting Mixed up with celtic fans again

oh wait... they like young boys.....

Even the pope knew this time as well

Low very Low..

[Claymores]

Getting Mixed up with celtic fans again

oh wait... they like young boys.....

Even the pope knew this time as well

Low very Low..

I'm still not a Tim mate - EFFC beat Brechin to get out temporarily out of danger......google Scottish 2nd..................I'm being cheeky as 14-16 year olds on TIBB is incredibly bad/gay to ask advice unless you love Kyle Lafferty

[Novo]

I'm still not a Tim mate - EFFC beat Brechin to get out temporarily out of danger......google Scottish 2nd..................I'm being cheeky as 14-16 year olds on TIBB is incredibly bad/gay to ask advice unless you love Kyle Lafferty

No i don't want to google scottish 2nd..... am not interested in your ****e team

[Claymores]

Does your boy maybe see posters of Nacho Novo on your your wall and maybe knows RFC has history of sodomy so might incorrectly think you like boys?

Just a suggestion

[Claymores]

Are the end of the day Novo - you've got to decide you're sexuality - when I was your age I was not Kyle Lafferty so any male advances would be told to **** OFF AND DIE - as a Hun you know the way

[Christina]

Dosen't suprise me one bit :P

[Claymores]

Kyle Lafferty would fall down into doggy if some boy tapped him - you?

[King Gizzard]

Claymores you should start a Celtic thread

[Claymores]

lol

You gonna send me a pretend father's day poem/rap like Joe could wee daughter?!

[Claymores]

Claymores you should start a Celtic thread

:conf::conf::conf:

I'm an East Fife fan and aethiest who hates the religious hatred that comes from RFC and it's fans. I don't need to be Catholic or Celtic fan to see what EVERYONE sees in Scotland - everyone hates the Orange C"nts

[Locke.]

Kyle Lafferty is the best player in the Scottish League Claymore you must have the wrong man. Lafferty will set the Ibrox alight at the end of the season and will score more goals than Keane, Fortune, Samaras, Boyd, Miller and whatever other strikers there is in Scotland put together.

[Novo]

Claymores is a bitter Tim covering his identity

[Claymores]

:p Im **** at poems aha.
but i could try if you want!

I'll await a Joe-type poem wee doll!!!!

[Claymores]

Claymores is a bitter Tim covering his identity

Sure - who won the League Cup in 1938 from Scottish 2nd Division? (EFFC)..........who in Scotland has scandals for sodomy (Gers)

Who according to Novo won the Scottish Cup a few weeks ago? who tells true (Rangers got knocked out in 6th round raplay @ Tannadice)? It must be confusszing for Novo with this sexuality question hanging over him

Go for yer boy Novo

[Claymores]

Kyle Lafferty is the best player in the Scottish League Claymore you must have the wrong man. Lafferty will set the Ibrox alight at the end of the season and will score more goals than Keane, Fortune, Samaras, Boyd, Miller and whatever other strikers there is in Scotland put together.

funniest post of 2010

[M X]

Regardless of the date, i wouldnt be surprised if it was true

this.

[Locke.]

Stop dreaming

[Claymores]

here it is:-

Claymores, my pretend big daddy
Acts so innocent, but he’s the real baddie
The perfect dad anyone could wish for
Tries so hard to give me what i want and more
The crazy one that jokes with us all
Pretends to be clever – but is the only fool
Daddy, i love you just the way you are
You light up my world, you are my shining star

:)

Sorry Andy for invading your thread with one of my **** poems!

Awww Stace - thank you - you know I crazy/bado sometimes - is just old Claymores

[Claymores]

LOL I'm crying you made a Joe miss stace! My 3rd fame!

[Claymores]

Kyle Lafferty is the best player in the Scottish League Claymore you must have the wrong man. Lafferty will set the Ibrox alight at the end of the season and will score more goals than Keane, Fortune, Samaras, Boyd, Miller and whatever other strikers there is in Scotland put together.

I copied this quote across 3 continents and already have the answers back - want to know what Russia/USA/Brazil/Argantina thought of your soccer analysis anda "poofter David"? Andy from Seattle says he knows some Gers bars you can visit.

[Claymores]

David - 1 April was a bad day to come-out. but the gay community from Seattle will hook U up - Rangersed soon kiddo

[Locke.]

I copied this quote across 3 continents and already have the answers back - want to know what Russia/USA/Brazil/Argantina thought of your soccer analysis anda "poofter David"? Andy from Seattle says he knows some Gers bars you can visit.

What did the others say? Lafferty27 would love to hear.

[Claymores]

Stop dreaming

I might be able to hook U up with Moscow gays my pal knows if desperate David - think it dangerous out there tho pal..........non-acceptance culture

[Claymores]

What did the others say? Lafferty27 would love to hear.

It was on live anda uncoppy-able here about U! They asked if you English

[Claymores]

They predicted you "an English ****" David

[Claymores]

Wrong day to come out pal

[Locke.]

They predicted you "an English ****" David

I am Irish



And also straight

[Claymores]

Aha!!

Joe's are better - study harder lady Stace - where is my pretend son-in-law? See, I married you off already

[Claymores]

I am Irish



And also straight

Yer good at pretending then with the Kyle Lafferty sucks!!! You got 3 contintents for him

[Stacey.]

Joe's are better - study harder lady Stace - where is my pretend son-in-law? See, I married you off already

:D he has had plenty of practice.
they're not my life. :nono:

[Claymores]

Have you also found yourself doing the Vida Loco David? Even your hero came out

[Locke.]

What are you on about now :joker:

[Stacey.]

What are you on about now :joker:

:crazy: is Sir Claymores.

[Claymores]

:D he has had plenty of practice.
they're not my life. :nono:

It is all what Joe talks - his daddy-in-law Claymores has asked him to speak straight and ask me for your hand in TIBB wedlock!

[Stacey.]

It is all what Joe talks - his daddy-in-law Claymores has asked him to speak straight and ask me for your hand in TIBB wedlock!

:laugh2: you did him proud!

[Claymores]

What are you on about now :joker:

Tell me your age and I'll explain - Riki Martin just came out as you've done - well done sir

[Claymores]

:laugh2: you did him proud!

Awww on C4 forums I had 2 wives, but then cheated on them because another Get Glen Out (BB7) girl i liked courted me to write more!

[Stacey.]

Awww on C4 forums I had 2 wives, but then cheated on them because another Get Glen Out (BB7) girl i liked courted me to write more!

lmao!!!

[Claymores]

I miss my son-in-law Stace...............tell Joe I need a Claymores poem if I'm not around please

[Stacey.]

I miss my son-in-law Stace...............tell Joe I need a Claymores poem if I'm not around please

Oh i will do :D

[Claymores]

lmao!!!

The "Get Glyn Out Club" was epic miss Stace - we had 4x more members than the "Glyn Fanclub" but we failed! Their only justification was "Glyn 2 win" treads. then I'd post a 500 word justification as post 2 why he was a prat. Was funny, but we lost :bawling:

[Claymores]

aww :bawling:

2 net wives and a girl on the side was not a loss:devil: Hope we play this game next BB

[Novo]

******

[Lee.]

Was minding my own business when i heard that facebook click noise when someone sends you a message

here i was thinking that he was going to say something about Lost last night the next thing i see on my screen is " I need to tell you something "

Ironically the next thing i said was " what that your gay " there was a silence he never said anything for 2 minutes then he said " don't tell anyway please "

There was only one reply from me and it was " hahahahahahahaha you!? "

( felt a bit guilty after that )

he then started telling me all things he likes about john locke from lost.. i nearly threw up can't repeat what he said here because younger members like twilight and harry will be reading but it involves going into the jungle with him at night..

I clicked X at the top straight away horrified at what i was hearing from him
i went back on after recovering from what i just heard straight away he said " MarkWaldorf i've always had a thing for him you know "

A once great brotherhood warrior now confessing his love for MarkWaldorf

i had to say something i couldn't think off anything to say to him i couldn't even look at the screen i slammed the keyboard i think this was my reply " fugdfghjdfgoe " he then said " you know why i left tibb for a while don't you? "

" Why " was my reply he then said " because darren's Pics in MTM are turning me on "

that was the final straw for me.. I've blocked him and came on here to tell you all..

Lol.. that made me laugh!

Poor David!