The "guess which Celeb said this" game

[Claymores]

Thr rules are simple..........find some moronic 'celeb' quote and get people to guess who said it. Jade Goody quotes are not allowed or else the game is too easy

For example:

"I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation."

(Avril Lavigne)

Your starter for 10:

"I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book 'The Da Vinci Code' came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."

[Jayson]

Jessica Simpson (I<3Google)


"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

[Smithy]

Christina Aguilera

“The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”

[Jayson]

Paris Hilton

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

[Smithy]

G.W. Bush

This is pointless, people are just googling the quotes :joker:

"I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman"

[Jayson]

It's good to see the funny quote's, Smithy :p

Homer Simpson


"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack"

[Claymores]

"I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right."

[Enid]

I dunno, Tiger Woods?

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"

[Claymores]

Jessica Simpson (I<3Google)

Stop cheating Jayson...........yer supposed to guess

[Jayson]

Stop cheating Jayson...........yer supposed to guess

I think Claymores said that one.

[Claymores]

I dunno, Tiger Woods?"

Brad Pitt for some reason.......celeb quotes are fun

[Claymores]

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"

Avril Lavigne again?