Your most embarrassing moments

[Firewire]

Come on, spill.

[setanta]

I was a bit of a daydreamer at school and on one particular day during Irish class the bell rang and I instantly took my coat and bag and walked out the door, not knowing that it was a double class. Yeah, so it was a bit embarrassing to walk back in after a few mins when I suddenly realised nobody had followed me out. Head in the clouds.

[Ninastar]

when I fell going up the stairs in school. It was outside and pouring rain. Infront of my whole english class too. I still have scratches on my knee caps from it :( This was like 2 weeks ago aswell

[setanta]

I have loadsa embarrassing moments that I've witnessed though. One time a friend of mine sprinted head first into a lampost in the middle of the town. It was like something out of a cartoon.... he had a instantaneous big swelling on his forehead like a golfball and was slapping himself to wake up. Felt so sorry for him but couldn't help laughing.

[Firewire]

lol

[setanta]

lol

I honestly thought I was going to die from the laughter, and all the time I was saying, "sorry, but I can't f£cking help it. Are you ok?". Comical.

[Firewire]

I honestly thought I was going to die from the laughter, and all the time I was saying, "sorry, but I can't f£cking help it. Are you ok?". Comical.

You wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that.

It's funny, but not funny. Like if it happened to you, you wouldn't be laughing.

[setanta]

You wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that.

It's funny, but not funny. Like if it happened to you, you wouldn't be laughing.

But he didn't just run; he sprinted full speed into it and you should have heard the noise....doinnnngggg. I was dying, seriously.

[Enid]

Not many that memorable actually. I remember one time in primary school we had assembly. The teachers were giving out their monthly awards. We all had to applaud when the pupils went to collect 'em, but I wasn't taking any notice, bored out of my ****ing brains, and I started clapping 'cause I thought there was another award. Apparently not. I was like >_> <_< X_X

[setanta]

Oh, and I remember one time when I was 7 or so and I decided to paint the doorstep white. Don't ask me why. Anyway, I locked myself out and decided to climb over the fence into the backyard with the paint pot. Well, needless to say that I was an idiot back then and the pot decided to teach me a lesson and spill all over me because I hadn't put the lid on properly. So yeah, I was standing in the front lawn, drenched in white paint and had to knock the door to be greeted by my father. Happy times. lol.

[Possiblehousemate]

Umm too many!

But most recent ,,

this monday i went to a club, i took drugs and alcohol, and i went back to a house party with about 10 ppl maybe a few more, was very small place so we were all cramped in, anyway i ended up naked dancing around, followed by me putting my head up a really fat girls drss and leaving it there for 5 mins as a dare.. and then i had to let her lick my toes..

and i also told everybody i loved them and felt everyone up.. im so ashamed as im not usually so sexual.

VERY EMBARRASSING

why i'm not on big bro ive no idea ;P hahaha
Not sure the public could handle that though, i'd probs get thrown out.

[Enid]

Oh, and I remember one time when I was 7 or so and I decided to paint the doorstep white. Don't ask me why. Anyway, I locked myself out and decided to climb over the fence into the backyard with the paint pot. Well, needless to say that I was an idiot back then and the pot decided to teach me a lesson and spill all over me because I hadn't put the lid on properly. So yeah, I was standing in the front lawn, drenched in white paint and had to knock the door to be greeted by my father. Happy times. lol.
I bet you were a little terror back then. ;)

[setanta]

I bet you were a little terror back then. ;)

My sister was and I followed suit. Nah, wasn't a terror - just stupid. And it was gloss paint by the way so I'll always remember my head over the sink while my father was scrubbing my curls with turpentine lol.

[setanta]

I blame my mother for some of the cringey moments I had though. Well, they weren't cringey back then but when I think of them now I shudder. She allowed my sister and me to bring our Zig and Zag teddy bears that we got for Xmas to mass with us! They even took up space because we wanted them to sit beside us. Ahhhh!!!!

[Firewire]

I have one.

I was at bowling and I was taking my shot, so I had lined up and stuff, and walked up to bowl when I slipped and fell on my arse, it was really sore. And it's worse when everyone is laughing at you.

[30stone]

I have one.

I was at bowling and I was taking my shot, so I had lined up and stuff, and walked up to bowl when I slipped and fell on my arse, it was really sore. And it's worse when everyone is laughing at you.

My mate done that about 2 weeks ago.. he got a strike.. He didnt believe us and just stayed laying on the floor.

[zotler.]

Can't really remember anything... There was this once in primary school though in the last year we had to make plays about a stupid pirate in groups and perform them to the rest of the school. Obviously, I was the stupid pirate and as I was getting out of the cardboard box ship I couldn't see properly due to this ridiculous woolly hat covering my eyes, and my shoe caught the back of it and sent me flying backwards and also ruining the cardboard box ship. Everyone was laughing really hard and I laid there for about 30 minute due to being so shocked that I fell, so embarrassed, and laughing so hard at myself. A teacher had to come over and convince everyone it was part of the day, and then all the younger pupils kept asking me all day if it was on purpose or not and it made me feel so awkward. XD.

[setanta]

~When we were kids my mother would always send a casette recording of all of us over to our uncles and families for Xmas, to say hello and that we were all thinking of them. Anyway, what we failed to realise on one occasion was that on the other side of the tape was one of our "radio shows" that my sister and me used to do all the time, called The James and Helen Show lol. All of our relations in the States were apparently in fits of laughter listening to our stupidity. It was the shi%%iest show you'd ever have heard, believe me. Cringe!

[Enid]

~When we were kids my mother would always send a casette recording of all of us over to our uncles and families for Xmas, to say hello and that we were all thinking of them. Anyway, what we failed to realise on one occasion was that on the other side of the tape was one of our "radio shows" that my sister and me used to do all the time, called The James and Helen Show lol. All of our relations in the States were apparently in fits of laughter listening to our stupidity. It was the shi%%iest show you'd ever have heard, believe me. Cringe!
You little ****ing dork!

[setanta]

You little ****ing dork!

Oh, we were dorks of the highest order. At one stage she interviewed me as Oprah Winfrey while I impersonated Michael Jackson. AHhhhhh.

[Firewire]

A few weeks back we were in Physics and the teacher picked me to come out to the front. So when I was out there he was like, "Get in your car." So I stepped to the left, and he was like "Is that how you get in your car?" and unenthusiastically I said "Yes." He then told me to drive over there. I was really like 'no please no' inside, so I pretended I was driving along. And it was really embarrassing because apparently I wasn't driving, I was dancing. Anyway, everyone was laughing, and so was I, I was laughing because I was highly embarrassed. He told me to do it again, back the way but faster. Then back again slower. I was about to slit my wrists.

[Firewire]

Oh, we were dorks of the highest order. At one stage she interviewed me as Oprah Winfrey while I impersonated Michael Jackson. AHhhhhh.

God I'd so love to hear that.

[setanta]

Umm too many!

But most recent ,,

this monday i went to a club, i took drugs and alcohol, and i went back to a house party with about 10 ppl maybe a few more, was very small place so we were all cramped in, anyway i ended up naked dancing around, followed by me putting my head up a really fat girls drss and leaving it there for 5 mins as a dare.. and then i had to let her lick my toes..

and i also told everybody i loved them and felt everyone up.. im so ashamed as im not usually so sexual.

VERY EMBARRASSING

why i'm not on big bro ive no idea ;P hahaha
Not sure the public could handle that though, i'd probs get thrown out.

Oh lets not get into drunken stories. That's too much. lol. We all have those ones.

[setanta]

God I'd so love to hear that.

It was absolutely pathetic stuff. Can you imagine all your relations hearing that rubbish? The horror.

[Stacey.]

ah, i have so many! but this is my favourite... when i was in year 7!
-the bus just arrived at school, we were all getting off, and the keyring on my trousers got stuck down the side of the bus! so there i was; walking towards the front of the bus, and someone behind me called 'Stacey, i think youre... stuck?' i looked behind me to see my keyring had been stretched all the way down to the front, and i was like 'oh yeah..' and i walked backwards and released it. Then half the bus were just laughing at me still waiting to get off. i must have gone bright red! then my friend was waiting for me and said 'where did you get to?' :laugh2: i actually still laugh so much at that, to this day!

[Ninastar]

~When we were kids my mother would always send a casette recording of all of us over to our uncles and families for Xmas, to say hello and that we were all thinking of them. Anyway, what we failed to realise on one occasion was that on the other side of the tape was one of our "radio shows" that my sister and me used to do all the time, called The James and Helen Show lol. All of our relations in the States were apparently in fits of laughter listening to our stupidity. It was the shi%%iest show you'd ever have heard, believe me. Cringe!

they probs would have thought it was cute lol.

[Beastie]

When I was at school in music lesson. I still had my headphones on on the keyboard and I shouted really loud, "5,6,7,8" and everyone looked at me and laughed because everyone was listening to the teacher talking at this point but I was still having fun with the keyboard :joker:

[Possiblehousemate]

Okay embarassing sober stuff,

Just lots of clumsy stuff

when i was at the BB auditions i walked into a door, :(
and i forgot my number cause ma sticker dropped off and i walked into the room where they were rejecting ppl and was like..

I FORGOT MA NUMBER!!! i did it four times and she got annoyed with me then said regrettably YOUR THROUGH ¬_¬, Was a right Cow *Huffs*

Farting embarasses me... because i think farts are gross...

:P
Suddenly realising i look like a div, and my clothes are a lil TOO ott! D:

[setanta]

they probs would have thought it was cute lol.

Yep maybe, but they were still laughing their asses off at it.

[setanta]

Reversing the arse end of a car up against a wall was fairly embarrassing, especially since one of the back tires was lifted up off the ground so I had to get people to help me to get it back down.

[Jessica.]

I get embarrassed if I'm watching telly with my mother and an awkward ad somes on during the break! :mad:

I was running for the bus about 2 years ago and I was looking back for my friend, I bumped into a pole and kept running for the bus even though I was in pain.When I got on the bus everyone was laughing and an old lady asked me if my head was ok. EVERYONE on the bus saw me running full speed into a pole!

[Mystic Mock]

liking a cartoon called trollz

[Jessica.]

liking a cartoon called trollz

Aw my niece used to watch that.

[Twilight]

Mum walking in on me kissing a poster on my wall was pretty bad tbh.

[Mystic Mock]

Aw my niece used to watch that.

really im surprised you even have a niece:joker:

[Jessica.]

really im surprised you even have a niece:joker:

I have 4 nieces and a nephew <3

[Jessica.]

Mum walking in on me kissing a poster on my wall was pretty bad tbh.

:shocked:

[Mystic Mock]

I have 4 nieces and a nephew <3

i have a niece

[Twilight]

:shocked:

What? i couldn't help it, he just looked so cute...

[Jessica.]

i have a niece

aw :D

[Enid]

Mum walking in on me kissing a poster on my wall was pretty bad tbh.
Were you using tongue? Yeah, I can imagine that being pretty embarrassing...

[Twilight]

Were you using tongue? Yeah, I can imagine that being pretty embarrassing...

No LMAO:P

[Jessica.]

No LMAO:P

Who was on the poster? :joker:

[Twilight]

Who was on the poster? :joker:

I will openly say it was Alex Gaskarth:P

[Jessica.]

I will openly say it was Alex Gaskarth:P

:joker:

[Z]

In our guidance class at school, one week we had to make a poster of things that inspired us; so me, my best friend and this girl were put into a group, and we were putting all sorts of rubbish on it, and as a joke I suggested we put a guy's six pack on the poster (we had to cut all of these pictures out from magazines, it was like a cologne advert or something). Anyway, we got up to present our poster, and my best friend, as all best friends do, decides to embarrass me with "And Greg chose this man's six pack. Why do you like that, Greg?" leaving me to awkwardly mumble something about finding it inspiring and wanting to "have a body like that" - making me look like a complete creep. What made it worse was that nobody in our guidance class even registered the fact it was a joke, they genuinely all thought I was being a freak. :(

[sooty]

I do no know I should call it embarrassing moments, rather shocking,,,,.

It was a long story.
I arrived at a country for a holiday, and only found out at the immigration that I needed visa which I did not have and was told to leave the country immediately.

[GypsyGoth]

I threw up in class.

[Princess]

Laughing so much reading this thread! I have embarassing moments on a daily basis but ones that come to mind are

Giving a HMV voucher in Virgin and not realising what I did wrong for ages
Falling over in the middle of my town
Falling over in the supermarket when I did that thing where you push the trolley and lift your feet up and the trolley went up and I went down
Kicking a stone on the street in the middle of town and my shoe went flying off down the street

[Shaun]

Probably something like farting in an exam or something...I hate exam situations, not because of the work - I like working under pressure - but the silence.

[MrGaryy]

hmm. I say a lot of really dizzy stuff like one time in a history class I can remember falling asleep while doing the Reformation and then I woke up and the class had somehow gotten onto Mother Teresa. I don't have the best knowledge of things like and I was a bit gorggy at this point so I was like 'MOTHER TERESA IS DEAD?!' far too loudly.

oh and one time this crowd of french people came to our school to perform like a musical thing/play sort of thing. Anyway with my luck, they chose me to come up and help them perform this like kids dance in front of like 200 people. So cringeworthy.

[Princess]

Oh the amount of times my stomach has rumbled during exams is just stupid.

Just thought of another! This time in RE class when I was obsessed with Prestelle(and everyone knew about it,teachers and all),my locker flew open during the middle of class and the magazine fell out facing upwards and everyone burst out laughing and then the teacher started reading it out loud!
Oh and this other time,it was was TT ticket day and I was ringing my mum in between class to check if she had any and this teacher confiscated the phone and went 'Is it an emergency' and I just went 'Kind of' and everyone there laughed too! Later when I rang on my friends phone I started jumping up and down in the middle of the school corridor screaming 'I GOT TAKE THAT TICKETS!' I have no shame,lol.

[sooty]

We have two stores, Tesco and Sainsbury in my town, so I use them both regularly.

I quite often specially in a hurry give a wrong loyalty card to a cashier, like Tesco card at Sainsbury and vise versa.

When cashier point it out to me, normally I would say, "Oh I am sorry, I am a loyal customer, aren't I?".

[sooty]

Oh I remember, a long time ago I went to a cinema with my friends.

It was Travolta's "Saturday Night Fever".

Because my English was so poor, I could not follow the story well and fell sleep during the film but I wake up every time the well know tune came up.
My other British friends were giggling looking at me.

[Claymores]

I will tell mine -

Was one New Year and having to go stay with my parents 'for the bells' We got ratarsed as Scottish people do, then went to bed

In about 2pm next day I found myself lying naked in a bed that I'd not been allocated with and not with girlfriend - with my brother and his wife!!!!

I sleepwalk when drunken and need pee! Was in the wrong bedroom

[sooty]

Oh Claymores, sleepwalk.:laugh2:



I was in a garden centre today.

I asked a staff where I could find a certain item and was told he was a customer himself. :blush2:

[sooty]

When I was learning English, our tutor used to visit a bookmaker at his lunch time.
One day I went out for lunch with my classmate, I saw the tutor coming out from the bookie, so I asked him "How was it?"

Later my friend told me I should not have used the phrase as it had another meaning.

I only wanted to ask him the result of his betting.

[Claymores]

Oh Claymores, sleepwalk.:laugh2:



I was in a garden centre today.

I asked a staff where I could find a certain item and was told he was a customer himself. :blush2:

Don't sweat it - this used to happen to me in Woolworths several times when I was out shopping at lunchtime in a small town where I had to go work. The locals associated a guy wearing a suit with being a worker for the shop!

My other silly embarassing sleepwalk one was at a mate from work's apartment. It was a 1 bedroom apartment so he kindly gave me and girlfriend the bed while he slept on the sofa.

We had unwisely been playing Trivial Pursuits with others all evening with the penalty for getting a question wrong a tequila slammer. During the night I started to sleepwalk and apparently was utterly convinced that my workmate's wardrobe was actually the toilet! My (now ex) said she had to slap me in the face hard several times to wake me and hold me tight in an awkward place to stop me going ahead with the deed. :hugesmile:

[LemonJam]

Parents catching me watching porn was pretty bad.

[Claymores]

parents catching me watching porn was pretty bad.

oopsy!

[MrGaryy]

Parents catching me watching porn was pretty bad.

BOTH OF THEM?! LOL

Speaking of sleepwalking, when I was on holidays as a kid I was in a room with my sisters and my parents were in another room in the hotel. In the middle of the night I got up and walked out of our room, down the corridor of the hotel and banged on the door of my parents room. They didn't answer so I kept going and eventually was like, on the ground, in tears, banging on the door.


It was NOT my parents room. Some poor random people heard some child in tears banging on their door in the middle of the night.

[Claymores]

BOTH OF THEM?! LOL

Speaking of sleepwalking, when I was on holidays as a kid I was in a room with my sisters and my parents were in another room in the hotel. In the middle of the night I got up and walked out of our room, down the corridor of the hotel and banged on the door of my parents room. They didn't answer so I kept going and eventually was like, on the ground, in tears, banging on the door.


It was NOT my parents room. Some poor random people heard some child in tears banging on their door in the middle of the night.

LOL - sounds like the sort of thing I'd still do if on holiday and had too many sherberts in the hotel :hugesmile: I'm fine in my own house, I can navigate to the toilet and back when asleep..........it's just unfamiliar places that must phase me!

[Shasown]

A good few years ago, when I was lets say not as worldly wise, after a good night out i was chatting to a young lady(I use the term very loosely) anyways it turns out she lived quite close to my mothers house, so we walked home together, thats about all I can remember, the next morning I awoke with a young lady beside me , not realising where I was I decided to do something about the morning wood, - good times, unfortunately a few minutes into the dirty deed we were disturbed by my very strict Irish Catholic mother sticking her head round the door to see if I wanted a cuppa.

I have at various times woken up in storm drains, monsoon ditches, industrial tumble driers, various cars, a department store, someone's office,a swimming pool, a yank millionaires yacht, farmers fields, barns, hayricks, garden sheds, other peoples houses rooms beds and wives. All through alcohol fuelled nights.

However the most embarassing wake ups have to be laid beside arm chewers, you wake up and the dragon lady beside you is asleep and lying on your arm, in order to not wake her up and escape her place you start to chew through your own arm. You manage to extricate yourself without too big a scene but as always happens, a mate saw you leave the pub/nighclub with her.

[Kerry]

Probably falling over in a short skirt while on a night out many moons ago and grazing my knee like a child. The thing flew up and exposed my butt to all and sundry :joker:

Funny though :D

[Shasown]

Probably falling over in a short skirt while on a night out many moons ago and grazing my knee like a child. The thing flew up and exposed my butt to all and sundry :joker:

Funny though :D

Was the trip induced exposure the first of your "many moons"

[Kerry]

Was the trip induced exposure the first of your "many moons"

The trauma was so much I didn't wear a mini skirt for weeks and we....... days..

But no. I think that was the one and only flash...

.... probably not actually....

[Claymores]

A good few years ago, when I was lets say not as worldly wise, after a good night out i was chatting to a young lady(I use the term very loosely) anyways it turns out she lived quite close to my mothers house, so we walked home together, thats about all I can remember, the next morning I awoke with a young lady beside me , not realising where I was I decided to do something about the morning wood, - good times, unfortunately a few minutes into the dirty deed we were disturbed by my very strict Irish Catholic mother sticking her head round the door to see if I wanted a cuppa.

I have at various times woken up in storm drains, monsoon ditches, industrial tumble driers, various cars, a department store, someone's office,a swimming pool, a yank millionaires yacht, farmers fields, barns, hayricks, garden sheds, other peoples houses rooms beds and wives. All through alcohol fuelled nights.

However the most embarassing wake ups have to be laid beside arm chewers, you wake up and the dragon lady beside you is asleep and lying on your arm, in order to not wake her up and escape her place you start to chew through your own arm. You manage to extricate yourself without too big a scene but as always happens, a mate saw you leave the pub/nighclub with her.

hahahahaha - excellent stories. I see it's the demon drink that engages both of our embarassing times!

[Raph]

One of them was admitting on TiBB that I was actually a 15 yr old boy living in Switzerland :laugh3:

[Claymores]

One of them was admitting on TiBB that I was actually a 15 yr old boy living in Switzerland :laugh3:

I'm sure it'll pass........I for one was just winding you up a bit yesterday and hold no real animosity.

[Raph]

I'm sure it'll pass........I for one was just winding you up a bit yesterday and hold no real animosity.

haha yeah I thought so, thanks for letting it go mate (even though you don't like it when I say that), and yeah have a nice day! :cool:

[Claymores]

haha yeah I thought so, thanks for letting it go mate (even though you don't like it when I say that), and yeah have a nice day! :cool:

I don't mind the mate bit either, in fact it's kind of you to say the term...........that was just one aspect of the ribbing!

[Raph]

I don't mind the mate bit either, in fact it's kind of you to say the term...........that was just one aspect of the ribbing!

haha alright then mate :)

[CaraRawr]

when i was about 6, i thought i was badass and decided to climb onto the biggest bit of playground apparatus in the school. little did i know i wouldn't be able to get back down and was stuck up there when all the other kids were lining up and going back to class. i was there for about 20 minutes before the caretaker came to get me down. it was humilating D:

[Lewis.]

I was getting out of a taxi and got my trackies caught on the little thing on the seat that makes it go forward.. I got up to get out of the taxi and where I had caught my trousers.. they came right down.

That was embarrasing...

[Raph]

when i was about 6, i thought i was badass and decided to climb onto the biggest bit of playground apparatus in the school. little did i know i wouldn't be able to get back down and was stuck up there when all the other kids were lining up and going back to class. i was there for about 20 minutes before the caretaker came to get me down. it was humilating D:

aha Cara. I feel for you. I climbed up this really tall tree when I was about 7, and got all the way to the top, but then couldn't get down, so my parents had to help me step by step! :pat:

[CaraRawr]

aha Cara. I feel for you. I climbed up this really tall tree when I was about 7, and got all the way to the top, but then couldn't get down, so my parents had to help me step by step! :pat:

yeah, it was horrible :'( awww bless you! x

[Captain.Remy]

-I was in a nightclub with my ex and I went to the toilets. When I went back, I saw her dancing closely to a guy so I pushed him and we argued big time, I almost hit him. The guy was her brother. Everyone knew it.

-I was waiting for the bus (that shows what a long time ago that was) with my neighbour. I saw she had a huge pregnant woman type of stomach so I congratulated her for her upcoming baby. She told me she had stomach cancer and she was about to die. I didn't know what to say.

-When I fainted on last New Year's Eve in front of 100 people because I drank too much. When I woke up, I saw everyone looking at me while I was on the wet floor, completely lost, I didn't know what happened. Therefore my best friend had to carry me on his shoulders to bring me back in my car. I slept from 2am to 7am.

[Claymores]

Ouch Captain - that middle one is a toughie

[*mazedsalv**]

My life is all basically filled with moments of embarassment, every day basically theres something new.

One is when I was running inn the car park away from a mate and just went into a pillar they have at Tesco's outside, I didnt just go into it, I fell back and hit my headon the concrete hard!

In assembly, when I was being tickled by a mate, the headteacher was talking about something to do with divorce and how she got divorced, I wasnt noticing and just laughed out loud from being tickled so much, everyone turned around. So I quickly started sliding off my seat so no one could see me as i was in teh 2nd back row. So it looked like i was laughing at her divorce.

At a party last summer we all went to a house and she had a trampoline and a bouncy castle with a slide (for fun ;D) and everyone was jumping from the trampolining into the bouncy castle, everyone succeeded. My Turn... i was getting cocky, I was jumping and about to take off to get to the bouncy castle but instead i fell through to little holes they have at the edge of the trampoline and my balls hit the metal bar on it and i almost fell straight through. With about 60 people looking and laughing, I wa sin so much pain it was unbelievable. Basically i almostbroke the trampoline. And everyone would ask until the month after "Are you balls better?" :laugh:

I didnt find it embarassing, just really painful.

To my friend, "Aww congratulations, your getting big, how far along are you?" "Urmm... i put on loads of weight since i lost saw you".... "Ohh urmm, ok" felt so bad :D

[Claymores]

I giggled hard at your trampoline one!

[Stacey.]

Just something in general really - i always laugh at the wrong things, at the wrong time :laugh:
people actually often get annoyed with me, like, 'oh why are you laughing? thats not even funny'
then i get really embarrased :blush2:

[Twilight]

Ermmm, i haven't actually got many tbh.. but one of them was at a gig, i was running really fast to get to the front and i fall on my face:/

[Stacey.]

When i got chosen for cross country... the top 12 that were the best in my year or something.
we went to this place to run a different course, with people from other schools and when we started, i was around the back of everyone.
i totally lost my way half-way through LOL and everyone else [other than this girl left following me] had gone. :|
Then this man said we had just gone well out of our way and directed us back.
when i finally got to the end everyone cheered. :blush:

[Firewire]

My life is all basically filled with moments of embarassment, every day basically theres something new.

One is when I was running inn the car park away from a mate and just went into a pillar they have at Tesco's outside, I didnt just go into it, I fell back and hit my headon the concrete hard!

In assembly, when I was being tickled by a mate, the headteacher was talking about something to do with divorce and how she got divorced, I wasnt noticing and just laughed out loud from being tickled so much, everyone turned around. So I quickly started sliding off my seat so no one could see me as i was in teh 2nd back row. So it looked like i was laughing at her divorce.

At a party last summer we all went to a house and she had a trampoline and a bouncy castle with a slide (for fun ;D) and everyone was jumping from the trampolining into the bouncy castle, everyone succeeded. My Turn... i was getting cocky, I was jumping and about to take off to get to the bouncy castle but instead i fell through to little holes they have at the edge of the trampoline and my balls hit the metal bar on it and i almost fell straight through. With about 60 people looking and laughing, I wa sin so much pain it was unbelievable. Basically i almostbroke the trampoline. And everyone would ask until the month after "Are you balls better?" :laugh:

I didnt find it embarassing, just really painful.

To my friend, "Aww congratulations, your getting big, how far along are you?" "Urmm... i put on loads of weight since i lost saw you".... "Ohh urmm, ok" felt so bad :D

ouch at the trampoline story.

[Smithy]

I was doing a biology presentation today, and instead of saying "Ubiquitous Organism" what did i say???


"Ubiquitous Orgasm" FML

Caitlin I caught your clumsy gene :nono:

[Stacey.]

last year... we were on the field, me and my best friend - and i went up behind this girl in our year, and i pulled her trousers down :blush2:
one of her friends went and told of me LOL and i had to go and see a senior member of staff.
then i had to write a letter to her and her parents :laugh: saying sorry.
and the teacher took me to apologize to her face, and everyone in her class was staring at me!
i know it was probably more embarrasing for her, but yeah.