Britain's Got Talent: Audition Show 1 - Discussion Thread (17/04/10)

[Jords]

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Piers Morgan, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell are back to judge Britain's Talent in its 4th series.




Starts tonight from 8pm - 9:30pm on ITV1. :)

Question: What type of act would you most like to see preform on the show?

[Braden]

Something sexy will be nice to watch.

[Jords]

Something sexy will be nice to watch.

I didnt try out Toasty. :( Haha joke, yeah it would!

Id like to see a few more extreme gymnasts.

[Jessica.]

Something giraffe related :lovedup:

[Kerry]

Street/freestyle dance for me

Looking forward to it

[Stephanie]

i can't wait. woo.

[Raph]

meh, i might watch. But tbh, the only reality show I feel is worth watching is BB :cool:

[arista]

Of Course Simon is not there Tonight
as this was Filmed some time back
and he had Flu.

[Stacey.]

:D Im actually really excited about this tonight.
is Simon on it? or Louis?

[Enid]

Oh wow. Didn't realise it was starting tonight.

Must remember to watch it.

[Beastie]

I can't wait for them colourful gimps! :D

[Beastie]

A full on sex act would be my cup of tea :)

[Jack_]

Will we be seeing any of Louis tonight?

[Beastie]

Will we be seeing any of Louis tonight?

yep

[arista]

:D Im actually really excited about this tonight.
is Simon on it? or Louis?



Simon had Flu
when they recorded this First show.
So Simon will be on it soon
but not tonight.

[Stacey.]

Simon had Flu
when they recorded this First show.
So Simon will be on it soon
but not tonight.

ah yes :D
am pleased we will be seeing Louis!

[Harry!]

Looks forward to this.

[Stephanie]

woo.

[\PJ/]

The buzzers are so much better this year they look like there levatating and im watching to see if i spot me LOL

[Kerry]

At last

[Beastie]

Will put this on now. Better than Over the Rainbow Kiss ;)

[Stacey.]

:D fair!

[Beastie]

:bouncy:

[arista]

Bang On Time

[Beastie]

Aww love thing song.. "waiting for a star to fallllllllll" :)

[Stacey.]

:love: Ant and Dec!

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy:

[Stephanie]

pmsl

[*mazedsalv**]

Here we go....

We know its almost the summer/BB when BGT starts :)

[Beastie]

Here we go....

We know its almost the summer/BB when BGT starts :)

This.

[Kerry]

:dance:

[Stacey.]

:dance2:

[Beastie]

:dazzler:

[Braden]

I'm loving this years layout.

[Kerry]

I don't think they should have really young kids on. Imagine if they mess up at the Royal Variety? They'd be devastated

[Beastie]

I don't think they should have really young kids on. Imagine if they mess up at the Royal Variety? They'd be devastated

Hollie Steele <3 lol

[Stephanie]

oh pmsfl.

[Kerry]

Ugh oh....

[Stacey.]

i loved Aidan Davis though :D
Hollie Steel was overrated!

[Harry!]

Oh gosh lol.

[ButterflyGirl]

Omg ..lol

[Stephanie]

do different things with it, eh? ;)

[Stacey.]

Lmao

[Kerry]

Hollie Steele <3 lol

Is that the little lass who broke down? I was in bits for her :(

[*mazedsalv**]

Oh God... i can sense this will be not very satisfactory.

[GypsyGoth]

:worship:

[Stephanie]

pmsfl.

[Kerry]

Wtf

[Beastie]

Is that the little lass who broke down? I was in bits for her :(

Yeah lol

[Beastie]

Are these people serious?

[Stacey.]

theyre so fat D:

[Kerry]

Going to be honest. Like he's ever anything else :joker:

[Stephanie]

pmsfl pmsfl pmsfl.

[Kerry]

The queen will be devastated....

[Harry!]

:yuk:

[Stephanie]

umg.

[Beastie]

Mmmmmmmm Amanda <3

[Kerry]

Bottoms up

[Beastie]

Are the colourful gimps on tonight?

[Kerry]

I love macaws

[Stephanie]

oh dear.

[Stacey.]

Amanda always looks good :)

[GypsyGoth]

The queen will be devastated....

:laugh:

[Harry!]

I dont like these bird acts.

[Kerry]

pmsl

[*mazedsalv**]

Deary Deary me to everyone.

[Stephanie]

:L

[Kerry]

What the hell is she doing...

[Stacey.]

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

Simons lost it :D

[Stephanie]

flipping hell.

[Harry!]

Good job she took it light heartedly.

[Kerry]

Bloody ads. It's barely been on ten minutes

[ButterflyGirl]

Total rubbish first half lol

[*mazedsalv**]

At least that woman made a joke out of it when he asked her why the hell she is doing what she was. lol

[Kerry]

They always start with the funnies

[Jords]

Haaha first lot were awful, that Stephanie was a nutter! :laugh:

[Stephanie]

oh god.

[Kerry]

Nother nutcase

[Stacey.]

Lol.

[Jessica.]

oh dear

[ButterflyGirl]

Hahaha :D

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Jessica.]

Fall!

[Kerry]

So thats where H from Steps went....

[Stephanie]

:laugh:

[Ninastar]

eww at his hair.

[Stacey.]

Irish :D

[Kerry]

eww at his hair.

I'm not sure 'his' is true...

[Stephanie]

;/

[GypsyGoth]

This act is bloody awful.

[Harry!]

I dont know what to say.

[Kerry]

Oh my dear Lordy

[*mazedsalv**]

HAHHAHAHA.... cringe.

"Innit, issit, innit"
and the gangster dancing.

This is such an insult to the way teens speak!!! :laugh:

[Stephanie]

..alright.. is this supposed to be funny?

[Ninastar]

I'm not sure 'his' is true...

LOL true!

[Jessica.]

Noo ew

[Kerry]

No Amanda - sit down...

[Stephanie]

oh dear.

[Braden]

omg. i used to like that song.

[Patrick]

Hate this ****, but I watched the end of last series and quite liked it a little and liked Julian Smith so I decided to at least watch this.. well tbh I couldnt be arsed switching the channel after '19 Yards' went over but meh..


This guy is a legend.
So Camp and hilarious.

Guy in Gold Jacket FTW!

[GypsyGoth]

It's like Susan Boyle all over again :bawling:

[Ninastar]

*Eyes and ears bleed*

[Stephanie]

i think i'm deaf now.

[*mazedsalv**]

Did he just kill that song?? Noo Jennifer Hudson sings it soo beautiful :D

[Kerry]

You can tell by the music who's gonna get through. If it's a 'start slow, get hyper' song then they're through..

[Kerry]

Haha Josh is good :D

[Stacey.]

thats ****ing stupid putting that old man through!

[Jessica.]

josh <3

[ButterflyGirl]

Boring !

[Patrick]

Fit.

[Kerry]

Simon loves the girls. They were out of sync!

[GypsyGoth]

The Ruby Girls were bad.

[Stacey.]

Ruby Girls <3

[Jessica.]

I agree Cloudy

[*mazedsalv**]

Tobias from Shipwrecked???... or was it that worshipping the girls show??

[Kerry]

The Ruby Girls were bad.

Yeah but they flashed bits so through :joker:

[Harry!]

Sob story :bored:

[ButterflyGirl]

Only got through because they were half naked and thin lol

[Ninastar]

The Ruby Girls were bad.

were they the ones who just danced?


omg quite hot guy just came on.

[Patrick]

Oh his girl, I would.

[Kerry]

Think I'm gonna go curl up on the sofa and watch. I keep missing stuff while typing

[Patrick]

LMAO

'What a nice boy..'

'..Sweet :rolleyes:'

[GypsyGoth]

were they the ones who just danced?


Yep, tried to dance.


Wow, this guys is good.

[Stacey.]

hes fantastic :shocked:

[Patrick]

This guy FTW!

[*mazedsalv**]

Woahh! :shocked:

[Patrick]

Amanda wants to blow him though.

[Kerry]

wow wow wow wow

[Stephanie]

sick.

[Jessica.]

Liquid body.

[ButterflyGirl]

He is really talented.

[Ninastar]

Amanda wants to blow him though.

I think all the girls do...

[Stephanie]

i wish amanda would shut up.

[Kerry]

Oh shut up Piers you prick

[ButterflyGirl]

What does Piers know...

[Harry!]

He was amazing.

[Kerry]

Right, sofa time :D

[Patrick]

I Hope he wins but I bet in the next (is this on every week or day?) someone else will get their attention.

[*mazedsalv**]

But wait... is he from Shipwrecked or something??
He was on TV recently.

[Harry!]

I Hope he wins but I bet in the next (is this on every week or day?) someone else will get their attention.

Every saturday.

[Jessica.]

Too many ads!

[Braden]

Pippa the ripper to win!

[Stacey.]

hes amazing! :D

[*mazedsalv**]

Ohh I got it... he was on Dirty Dancing Time Of Your Life on Living TV.

[Princess]

He was on the tour!!!! YAY for Tobias!

[Princess]

Ohh I got it... he was on Dirty Dancing Time Of Your Life on Living TV.

Aye he was.

[Jordan.]

Not really getting into it yet... prefer the live shows.

[Jords]

I normally quite like Amanda but she seems to be 'putting it on' a bit today.. :S

That Tobias dude was funky. :)

[Stephanie]

dramatic news..

*everyone parties*

haha!

[Stephanie]

louis :)

[Stacey.]

make way for the best judge ever

[Harry!]

make way for the best judge ever

Not.

[Stephanie]

louis ma brother!

[Patrick]

PMSL

Louis.

Every saturday.

Oh right, Thanks.

[Stephanie]

oh.

[Braden]

lol,why didn't they get kelly brook to do a few suprise appearances.

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahaha

[Stephanie]

*facepalm*

[Jordan.]

Lol! :joker:

[Harry!]

He's crackers.

[Ninastar]

pmsl. omg im scared '

[Stacey.]

Not.

:nono: he is by far the best.

[Stacey.]

PMSL! Louis Walsh; the legend

[Jordan.]

Louis is ace on this!! :D

[Ninastar]

:nono: he is by far the best.

Bull!
Dannii is!

[Ninastar]

Awww at her gran!

[Stacey.]

Bull!
Dannii is!

ugh, not for me!

[Stacey.]

Chloes good! :D

[Patrick]

Mess.

[ButterflyGirl]

Yawn...

[Harry!]

SuBo v2. :sleep:

[*mazedsalv**]

I have a feeling, she will be going to the semi's.

[Patrick]

Im afraid its a **** from me love.
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[ButterflyGirl]

Not that great and its a too old song for her

[Stephanie]

that was really boring.

[Stacey.]

nah, shes amazing!

[Ninastar]

ugh, not for me!

you love her deep down!

[Patrick]

Why is it on XF and BGT everytime a young girl goes on the play the instrumental of that horrible camp cock song?

[Jordan.]

Good but boring....

[Patrick]

that was really boring.

lulz

We need to get you on there Steph singing Bonkers.
x

[*mazedsalv**]

Shes good for a 10 year old, BUT we have seen this so many times.

[Stacey.]

you love her deep down!

She booted Jedward :(

[Stephanie]

lulz

We need to get you on there Steph singing Bonkers.
x
yeah bbz x

[Patrick]

Oh god another Holly crying.

Jessica get the MSN Emoticons Ready for this girl.

[Patrick]

Shes good for a 10 year old, BUT we have seen this so many times.

Yep.

Amanda said she wants someone new to win.

Putting her through isnt going the right way about it.

[Ninastar]

She booted Jedward :(

You still love her though!

[Jessica.]

Oh god another Holly crying.

Jessica get the MSN Emoticons Ready for this girl.

I don't have them on this laptop 3baha

[Jords]

I thought that girl was really good!

Pmsl, 'Louie causing trouble with his buzzer'. :laugh:

[*mazedsalv**]

Yep.

Amanda said she wants someone new to win.

Putting her through isnt going the right way about it.

Yes BUT you would look like a heartless bastard not letting her go through because they have put through much worse people through and it wouldnt be consistant. So she had to say yes.

[MeMyselfAndI]

this is me

[MeMyselfAndI]

i love that song

[*mazedsalv**]

Aww Chandy is cute.

[GypsyGoth]

I think she makes out with her dog.

[Harry!]

Aww poor dog.

[Jordan.]

Think this is the really good dog, was in the paper today. :)

[Stacey.]

You still love her though!

:yuk:

[Harry!]

Such a shame Simon was not here. He wanted a dog act.

[Jordan.]

I want that dog! :D

[*mazedsalv**]

That dog is the most adorable thing ever!!!! :D

[Stephanie]

meh boring.

[Stacey.]

that was speechlessly amazing

[Jordan.]

Quite embarrassing that the dog dances better then some of the people who go on this

[Jordan.]

Jaws Music :joker:

[*mazedsalv**]

Sorry on Italian TV the world tallest teen and smallest are on a Record show.... the tallent teenager is 14 and from the US, he is huge!!! and very very skinny, his teeth (not to be harsh) look like they are all falling out of his mouth :(

[Patrick]

tha bitch is back.
x

[Stephanie]

lmao!

[Stacey.]

LOL that was epic :D
but i like Louis better as a judge than Simon!

[MeMyselfAndI]

i want the dog to win

[Stacey.]

i want the dog to win

yeah, i wouldnt mind! it was really good :D

[Raph]

Is it good guys? I might catch up later. :cool:

[Patrick]

Dog was over rated and she only brought him along so he would please her later tonight.

[Patrick]

Is it good guys? I might catch up later. :cool:

Its meh, its just somthing to watch to kill time.

[MeMyselfAndI]

is it still on because i have to go to computer to type as i dont have a laptop

[MeMyselfAndI]

the dog is nice

[Stacey.]

;p

[MeMyselfAndI]

has it ended or is it still on?

[Ramsay]

my god amanda holden couldnt make it anymore obvious how skagged she is for simons cock

[GypsyGoth]

louis was on it? I'm glad i didn't watch it then, ****

He's gone now.

has it ended or is it still on?

Yep, it's still on.

[Ramsay]

its just some dude burping
the look on peoples faces
its as if he killed a sheep and pissed on it :/

[Beastie]

my god amanda holden couldnt make it anymore obvious how skagged she is for simons cock

Lol she cheated on Les Dennis while she was still married to him! Maybe she will go for Simon Cowell next.

Amanda is hot anyways!

[Harry!]

This act will be a sham.

[Beastie]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP. Classic!

[Ninastar]

I cant remember the last time I burped!

[Stacey.]

why did they buzz him off though? he had a talent!!!

[*mazedsalv**]

I cant remember the last time I burped!

It was obviously just now. Stop it Caitlin!!!

[Harry!]

Sob story :bored:

[Stacey.]

i like the family :D theyre cool people.

[Jordan.]

he should of come back on his own....

[Ramsay]

Faaaaaaaaaaail
the kid is good tho

[Stephanie]

oh dear. ditch mum and dad.

[*mazedsalv**]

Why did he make hism parents go with him?? Just why?

[Jordan.]

Mum & Dad Fail.

[Stephanie]

gawd wtf.

[Stacey.]

they will keep the kid :D

[*mazedsalv**]

I love this song..... Hometown Glory by Adele :D

[GypsyGoth]

they will keep the kid :D

:dance:

[Beastie]

they will keep the kid :D

:joker:

Allright yeahhhhhhhhh

Bless :)

[Stacey.]

:joker:

Allright yeahhhhhhhhh

Bless :)

:) hes cool

[MeMyselfAndI]

YYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS i like him :)

[Beastie]

:) hes cool

Not as cool as you Stacey boo!

[Stacey.]

Not as cool as you Stacey boo!

aww :D you either.

[Jords]

They better put Kieron through, he is amazing! And the dog act before was quite qt, but the one from series 2 was great! Dont see how they can say it was better than that.

[Ramsay]

i bet that family smoke up together all the time haha

[Harry!]

They better put Kieron through, he is amazing! And the dog act before was quite qt, but the one from series 2 was great! Dont see how they can say it was better than that.

I loved that dong from series 2!

[Ninastar]

It was obviously just now. Stop it Caitlin!!!

:O!
Yes it really was! :L

[Stacey.]

i cant hear it :(

[Beastie]

Put some elbow grease into it son!

[Ninastar]

he looks angry.

[GypsyGoth]

i cant hear it :(

It's going like this;

bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang