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biglover
18-04-2010, 12:47 PM
Who do you think is the hottest ?

biglover
18-04-2010, 12:48 PM
http://www.web-libre.org/medias/img/articles/2417dc8af8570f274e6775d4d60496da-2.jpg

Bree

Vladimir
18-04-2010, 12:49 PM
Gabrielle/Eva Longoria

biglover
18-04-2010, 12:49 PM
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/25/91/0000052591_20080929144247.jpg

Susan

Billy
18-04-2010, 12:49 PM
Gabrielle is the most attractive but there's something sexy about Bree.

biglover
18-04-2010, 12:51 PM
http://images.buddytv.com/battleimages/usr100431082/100431082_97a501ed-71f1-415a-8527-2a056fc74fc2-8-b.jpg

Lynette

biglover
18-04-2010, 12:53 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/19/evalongoria_narrowweb__300x400,0.jpg

Gabrielle

Stacey.
18-04-2010, 12:54 PM
Gabby [Gabrielle] definitely!
shes stunning :)

Billy
18-04-2010, 12:54 PM
We know who they are.

Smithy
18-04-2010, 12:55 PM
I Didnt :/

Scarlett.
18-04-2010, 01:44 PM
Mavis
http://www.penrithcity.nsw.gov.au/uploadedImages/MavisReynolds.jpg

Firewire
18-04-2010, 01:48 PM
Gabrielle.

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 01:56 PM
that programme is for unemployed 45 year old single mums

M X
18-04-2010, 02:00 PM
Gabriella & Bree.

Ninastar
18-04-2010, 02:13 PM
Gabbeh!

Shasown
18-04-2010, 02:22 PM
that programme is for unemployed 45 year old single mums

What a dullard comment, not only incorrect but also incendiary. I dont think the producers (ABC studios and Cherry Productions) of the program would simply target it at unemployed 45 year old single mums.

Get a fecking life ya eeejit

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 02:54 PM
What a dullard comment, not only incorrect but also incendiary. I dont think the producers (ABC studios and Cherry Productions) of the program would simply target it at unemployed 45 year old single mums.

Get a fecking life ya eeejit

its a dead horse that they should have stopped flogging around 5 years ago

Shasown
18-04-2010, 02:58 PM
its a dead horse that they should have stopped flogging around 5 years ago

Simply because you dont like it Leather because of it apparent low morals and high promiscuity doesnt mean it should stopped being aired.

You personally may hold the highest morals(in your own mind) but please dont presume to speak for the rest of the nation, who havent been brainwashed by the God Squad and are fully able to make rational decisions based on logic as opposed to ecumenical dogma.

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 03:03 PM
Simply because you dont like it Leather because of it apparent low morals and high promiscuity doesnt mean it should stopped being aired.

You personally may hold the highest morals(in your own mind) but please dont presume to speak for the rest of the nation, who havent been brainwashed by the God Squad and are fully able to make rational decisions based on logic as opposed to ecumenical dogma.

its not that it is because it is a tired cliche ridden horror feck of a show that has no redeeming features.

it is the American "my family"

Tom4784
18-04-2010, 03:03 PM
that programme is for unemployed 45 year old single mums

Not really, it's in the wrong timeslot on both sides of the atlantic if it was for a start.

Shaun
18-04-2010, 03:04 PM
that's like comparing a goddess to three witches. Eva.

Raph
18-04-2010, 03:06 PM
Gabrielle!

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 03:15 PM
Lynette! And the bloke that plays her husband is gorgeous!

Shasown
18-04-2010, 03:16 PM
its not that it is because it is a tired cliche ridden horror feck of a show that has no redeeming features.

it is the American "my family"

That you disagree with because of your religious ideals. yet you have made desultory comments about women on the forums recently, like she would get it etc. If you dont like a soap opera, dont watch it.

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 03:18 PM
That you disagree with because of your religious ideals. yet you have made desultory comments about women on the forums recently, like she would get it etc. If you dont like a soap opera, dont watch it.

who said anything about religion?

:conf:

Shasown
18-04-2010, 03:20 PM
you blind? Me I did.

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 03:20 PM
that's like comparing a goddess to three witches. Eva.

Some people can't see past the superficial - it is not just about youth and sterotypical good looks! Some people have something 'extra' - a presence, spark - call it what you like - that oozes sex appeal!

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 03:22 PM
you blind? Me I did.

:conf:

Shasown
18-04-2010, 03:27 PM
:conf:

I take it then you have never watched a full episode?

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 03:30 PM
I take it then you have never watched a full episode?

I watched the first season and about half of season 2

when they ran out of ideas or a will to write a decent episode

in general, women are not funny

fact

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 03:38 PM
I watched the first season and about half of season 2

when they ran out of ideas or a will to write a decent episode

in general, women are not funny

fact

What a terrible sexist remark - there are many funny women around!

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 03:51 PM
What a terrible sexist remark - there are many funny women around!

yeah

who?

(the temptation to mention Victoria Wood here must be overwhelming...lol)

Shasown
18-04-2010, 04:03 PM
Fiona Allen Doon Mackichan Sally Phillips Sara Silverman Joan Rivers Sarah Alexander Betty White, Sandra Bullock, Bea Arthur, Lisa Lampanelli, the list is endless dude.

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 04:08 PM
Jennifer Saunders, Dawn French, Julie Walters, Helen Degeneres, Joanna Lumley, Jo Brand - to name a few - and yes, the legendary Victoria Woods!

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 04:09 PM
Fiona Allen Doon Mackichan Sally Phillips Sara Silverman Joan Rivers Sarah Alexander Betty White, Sandra Bullock, Bea Arthur, Lisa Lampanelli, the list is endless dude.

yes

the list of dreadfully unfunny woman is, as your small list demonstrates.

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 04:10 PM
Jennifer Saunders, Dawn French, Julie Walters, Helen Degeneres, Joanna Lumley, Jo Brand - to name a few - and yes, the legendary Victoria Woods!


holy mother of David Dickenson

you are making my point for me

Jo Brand

Dawn French


omg:sleep:

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 04:10 PM
yes

the list of dreadfully unfunny woman is, as your small list demonstrates.

Maybe the fact you don't find women funny - says more about you than it does about them! :hugesmile:

Braden
18-04-2010, 04:12 PM
Gabrielle hands down.

I think Susan looks good for her age though.

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 04:13 PM
Maybe the fact you don't find women funny - says more about you than it does about them! :hugesmile:

it is a well known fact that women are not funny


males are funny as they are the species that has to court

women are not funny as they dont need to be

Miranda Hart would be an example of a woman who has tried to adopt the male role of being funny due to her being a pugly, she failed.

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 04:17 PM
It may be a well-known old man's tale - doesn't make it true! Just a load of sexist drivel from a bunch of misogynists!

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 04:22 PM
It may be a well-known old man's tale - doesn't make it true! Just a load of sexist drivel from a bunch of misogynists!

look at the stats

gigs
tv ratings
dvd sales
tv appearances
films


any metric you like


Women and comedy do not mix and make $0

You can get women to play roles that re funny, witness Rachel Green and Elaine Bennis

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 04:30 PM
look at the stats

gigs
tv ratings
dvd sales
tv appearances
films


any metric you like


Women and comedy do not mix and make $0

You can get women to play roles that re funny, witness Rachel Green and Elaine Bennis

Probably has more to do with lack of opportunities - than anything else! Women getting typecast by sexist men!

I have seen many women that have made me laugh - so your inability to find them funny - does not mean they are not funny! :hugesmile:

Shasown
18-04-2010, 04:54 PM
look at the stats

gigs
tv ratings
dvd sales
tv appearances
films


any metric you like


Women and comedy do not mix and make $0

You can get women to play roles that re funny, witness Rachel Green and Elaine Bennis

Wipe your chin LT you are dribbling, of course there are lots of funny women, people like Barbara Windsor June Whitfield etc but then again you dont see them as funny because you would prefer to see women reduced in some way.

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 04:59 PM
Wipe your chin LT you are dribbling, of course there are lots of funny women, people like Barbara Windsor June Whitfield etc but then again you dont see them as funny because you would prefer to see women reduced in some way.

June Whitfield

Babs Windsor

?


are you taking the piss?

Shasown
18-04-2010, 05:05 PM
June Whitfield

Babs Windsor

?


are you taking the piss?

Obviously we are, but pray tell who do you find so massively funny that mere women cannot hold a candle to their illuminating hilariousness. Its easy to sit being offered lists and saying "not funny", so come on do let us into the secret.

biglover
18-04-2010, 05:17 PM
that programme is for unemployed 45 year old single mums

15 million viewers per week dont agree with you..

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 05:30 PM
15 million viewers per week dont agree with you..

where?

the US?

here they will be lucky if the get 0.5 mill

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 05:31 PM
Obviously we are, but pray tell who do you find so massively funny that mere women cannot hold a candle to their illuminating hilariousness. Its easy to sit being offered lists and saying "not funny", so come on do let us into the secret.

pretty much any funny comedian alive today or who has died in the last 30 years

Shasown
18-04-2010, 05:39 PM
pretty much any funny comedian alive today or who has died in the last 30 years

Yeah good answer, total non commital, so what "funny" comedians? Because going from your dismissal of the female comedians there cant be that many funny comedians

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 05:40 PM
pretty much any funny comedian alive today or who has died in the last 30 years

I just think you have a problem with the way you view women full stop! They have a certain 'place' in your mind - and comedy isn't one of them!

Your problem dear - not ours! :hugesmile:

LeatherTrumpet
18-04-2010, 05:55 PM
Yeah good answer, total non commital, so what "funny" comedians? Because going from your dismissal of the female comedians there cant be that many funny comedians

to list every funny male comedian would be to miss the point

there are no funny women comedians

that IS the point and so far noone on this thread has said otherwise or given any up

spoiler: they are none

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 05:58 PM
to list every funny male comedian would be to miss the point

there are no funny women comedians

that IS the point and so far noone on this thread has said otherwise or given any up

spoiler: they are none

And so far none on this thread - have proven that women aren't funny! Just narrow-minded opinion!

BGT-FAN!
18-04-2010, 08:50 PM
I always get a boner over Mrs McCluskey :d

Beastie
18-04-2010, 08:50 PM
Bree.

WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 08:52 PM
I always get a boner over Mrs McCluskey :d

You still around! :sleep::sleep::sleep:

Stacey.
18-04-2010, 08:52 PM
I always get a boner over Mrs McCluskey :d

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