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lily.
09-09-2005, 11:54 AM
Come on in here and we can have a natter.
lily.
09-09-2005, 11:55 AM
Looks like just us 3 girls here at the mo.
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 11:59 AM
It's been very quiet all morning to be honest!!
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:00 PM
I got here about an hour ago. I'm thinkin bout lunch, but can't be ar5ed right now.
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 12:02 PM
Just trying to get my daughter to eat some pasta and watch pingu at the same time but it's not working!!! She's far too interested in pingu!
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:04 PM
ok, this is good....
A 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The Dr. gave him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring back a semen sample the following day.
The next day, the man returned to the doctor's and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this. ... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbour!!??"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what all three of us tried, with our arthritis, we still couldn't get the jar open."
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 12:08 PM
Thats a goodie!!!!
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:08 PM
and, while on the subject of something funny
click here (http://www.stupidcollege.com/content/iraqnews.wmv)
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:12 PM
Amanda has gone offline. I was wonderin why she didn't come in to this thread. That explains it. LoL
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 12:13 PM
Thats very good... i might just have to pass that one on!!!
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:20 PM
:thumbs:
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 12:21 PM
That wasnt my first thought!!! http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/frech/a100.gif
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:26 PM
nor mine. I'm catching up with a month's worth of mails btw.. in case you are wondering where I'm getting all this crap! :-)
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:26 PM
The perfect Dog
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 12:28 PM
keep it coming... i could do with a giggle
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:30 PM
Bumper Stickers
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:30 PM
I love the 'Drugs Lead Nowhere' one. It's good.
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:32 PM
THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . been out a while..better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
last month. Wife knows everything.
lily.
09-09-2005, 12:34 PM
They were together in the House.
Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm. She wanted that...more than anything.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... she screamed...he raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...as did their growing passion and there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.
They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera......
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lily.
09-09-2005, 12:41 PM
Those ought to raise a smile or two. Now I need to go. I have made lunch, and it's time for me to do something constructive around here, like watching Boomerang with my son. LoL
Ta Ta For Now. xxx
:wavey:
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 12:46 PM
:By By honey
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 01:25 PM
Hey Korey.... how's your fine self on this Friday afteroon?
im very good thanks :bigsmile:
how bout your sexy self :thumbs: :dog::devil:? lol
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 01:28 PM
My sexy self is great thanks! Soooooooo glad its Friday!!!
anything planned tonight..lol?:eureka:
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 01:34 PM
Not a sausage!!!! But I think it may have involve a lot of booze!
And what about you?
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 02:15 PM
Hey Fernzy... how the devil are you?
Wow_What_A_Show
09-09-2005, 02:16 PM
Ive got a tummy ache-im worried about my job, ive just handed in my notice and now im not sure if i did the right thing......... but its too late!!!!:bawling:
Originally posted by kizwiz
Hey Fernzy... how the devil are you?
Better than I was a little while ago, it was about 100 degrees at school and I felt like I was going to faint lol, the whole class looked half dead.
How are you today?
Wow_What_A_Show
09-09-2005, 02:19 PM
Are u at sixth form then Fernzy????
Yep, just started year 13 Amanda.
Were'nt you happy with your job then?
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Wow_What_A_Show
Ive got a tummy ache-im worried about my job, ive just handed in my notice and now I'm not sure if i did the right thing......... but its too late!!!!:bawling:
Oh no!!!!! I'm sure you did the right thing hon... but have a think over the weekend and you could always talk to your boss on monday morning if the worst comes to the worst
Fine and dandy to today thanks Fernzy!!
Wow_What_A_Show
09-09-2005, 02:24 PM
Hey!! u know my name (!)..... yeah i wasnt really happy, all the staff were arguing and getting backstabbed by each other!... and i just didnt want to be the next victim. I worked at at a school, i loved the children, but the staff were just atrocious! :nono:
Wow_What_A_Show
09-09-2005, 02:25 PM
Thanks Kizwiz, but my boss rang me and said they are already looking for a replacement!.....:bawling: oh well, im sure there are more jobs out there?!
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Wow_What_A_Show
Thanks Kizwiz, but my boss rang me and said they are already looking for a replacement!.....:bawling: oh well, I'm sure there are more jobs out there?!
Well think of this as a positive thing..... bold new steps and all!!! There are bigger and better jobs out there... you just have to look xxx
Sounds like you made the right choice and there will be other jobs as you say. Good luck with it.
Wow_What_A_Show
09-09-2005, 02:31 PM
Thankyou very much xxxx:thumbs:
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 02:33 PM
You'll be fine :thumbs:
lily.
09-09-2005, 07:39 PM
What happened Amanda. Why the sudden resignation?
lily.
09-09-2005, 07:44 PM
I'm eating a giant box of Cadbury's Roses.
Nobody is on here talking to me.
I don't care because I'm eating a giant box of Cadbury's Roses.
I could sit here all night and type away to myself.
It won't bother me.
You know why?
Because, did I mention? I'm eating a giant box of Cadbury's Roses.
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::j oker:
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 07:48 PM
Hey honeys!!!!!
lily.
09-09-2005, 07:49 PM
Hey Kizzers! Ur back.. good to see you... I hope the earlier posts gave you the laugh u needed!
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 07:50 PM
Aye!!!! Am in a far better mood!!!! It's the wwwwweeeeeekeeeeennnnndddd!!!!
Siouxsie
09-09-2005, 08:03 PM
wow what a show best of kuck in looking for a job kizwiz im in a better mood as well its always good to get the first week of work over i am now trying to get into a routine:spin:
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 08:32 PM
Good to hear scoob!
Siouxsie
09-09-2005, 08:38 PM
my spelling isnt dood had a voddie or 2:dance:
katieee
09-09-2005, 08:38 PM
Hiiii
hows you all this evening lol
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 08:42 PM
Fine and dandy doo katieee... hows about you?
lily.
09-09-2005, 08:42 PM
not too shabby
got beer
had chocolates..
yeah, pretty feckin good actually :laugh:
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 08:43 PM
I'm about to dive into the bottle of calvados i brought back from france!!!
lily.
09-09-2005, 08:46 PM
kiz, put ur msn on
u too amanda.. and add me dammit! lol
Siouxsie
09-09-2005, 09:10 PM
nice chat tonight
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 09:11 PM
yeah! But everyone went so suddenly
Siouxsie
09-09-2005, 09:29 PM
have to chat again thats why we should have a chatroom to have a good old laugh where everyone joins in:colour::colour::colour::colour:
~Kizwiz~
09-09-2005, 09:32 PM
We must.. we sould round all the peeps with msn and then do it that way.... anyhow.. am shattered so i'm off up the wooden hill to bedfordshire!
Nite nite all :xyxwave:
Siouxsie
09-09-2005, 09:38 PM
we will talk about our chat later kizwiz
Morning everyone :colour:
Siouxsie
10-09-2005, 09:11 AM
hi we all had a good old chat on msn last night whoat you got planned for today then ?:hello:
Princess
10-09-2005, 09:13 AM
hey everyone :wavey:
Hi Scooby and Princess :xyxwave:.
I am off to watch some footie at 3.
Siouxsie
10-09-2005, 09:18 AM
great stuff
im going shopping and a rake around the shops not for anything it particular but i know i will come home with more than i bargained for
I looooooovve shoping:laugh:
:laugh: my mum's the same. She's off down the town now and I bet she will come home with some more clothes.
Siouxsie
10-09-2005, 09:25 AM
us girl are all the same
I bet you like shopping for handbags and shoes too :laugh:.
I am waiting for the cricket to start.
Princess
10-09-2005, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by scooby
us girl are all the same
thats true i love shopping :spin2:
Siouxsie
10-09-2005, 09:40 AM
handbags are my downfall i have millions all colours and sizes my hubby says you only need one you canonly use one at a time but well i just have a craze for them:love:
Princess
10-09-2005, 09:43 AM
my dads like that i bought a huge suitcase(s):rolleyes:on holiday and he was like you can wash clothes i said that you had to wear different things my weakest is jeans and shoes
~Kizwiz~
10-09-2005, 09:43 AM
Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Mornong!!
Siouxsie
10-09-2005, 09:47 AM
motning morning morning:cat:
Princess
10-09-2005, 09:53 AM
morning still sleepy:sleep:
~Kizwiz~
10-09-2005, 09:53 AM
I feel like pile of poo this morning!
Morning :wavey:. The crickets finally on!
Princess
10-09-2005, 10:12 AM
i hate cricket:mad:
~Kizwiz~
10-09-2005, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by princess90
i hate cricket:mad:
:sleep: me too
i can watch cricket, but only in small doses.
~Kizwiz~
10-09-2005, 10:40 AM
God.... my husbands watching it now..... I just dont understand a bunch of blokes fighting for a pile of dust!! :spin2:
~Kizwiz~
10-09-2005, 10:57 AM
Right... i have to get cracking.... will be back later on! :xyxwave:
ThaGazBoi
10-09-2005, 10:57 AM
I hate cricket. Dont watch it. Lol kizwiz
ThaGazBoi
10-09-2005, 11:05 AM
Cya later Kiz!
~Kizwiz~
10-09-2005, 01:35 PM
Te tum, te tum..... um....??
~Kizwiz~
10-09-2005, 05:15 PM
Anyone here?
Siouxsie
10-09-2005, 08:13 PM
me now and i hate cricket to
ThaGazBoi
10-09-2005, 08:15 PM
Im watching itvs greatest 100 programmes
Siouxsie
10-09-2005, 08:47 PM
watched a bit of that whats won watched the x factor
Siouxsie
10-09-2005, 09:32 PM
well im off now have fun and speak later :xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::hell o::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::colour::flow er::flower::flower::flower:
Originally posted by Kore
i can watch cricket, but only in small doses.
same as me
ThaGazBoi
10-09-2005, 10:14 PM
Coronation Street won scooby, with Ant and Decs saturday night takeaway at 2, A touch of frost at 3, Inspector Morse at 4 and Emmerdale at 5.
We watched some of the box set of the first season of Scrubs tonight - hilarious!
I hate cricket too. My boyfriend has been absolutely engrossed in it, and he says things like "We're 56 for 4" and I think "Is that good, is it bad, are we winning, are we losing...what does it all mean???????"
Siouxsie
11-09-2005, 10:23 PM
:dance:
guttridge
11-09-2005, 11:07 PM
night i am going to bed now night night
Siouxsie
11-09-2005, 11:10 PM
bet you dont your addicted like me:hello:
~Kizwiz~
12-09-2005, 09:45 AM
Morning :xyxwave:
guttridge
12-09-2005, 09:47 AM
I dont hate cricket am watching it now. I just like football and rugy better
~Kizwiz~
12-09-2005, 09:47 AM
The cricket is sending me barmby! My husband has it on all the time at the moment
guttridge
12-09-2005, 09:51 AM
hu hu i bet you will be glad when it is over
~Kizwiz~
12-09-2005, 09:52 AM
I should coco!
It's just maddening..... nobody showed the slightest bit of interest and wehn we do well everyone goes crazy for it... jumping on the band wagon or what?
I know:rolleyes: Can't wait for it to finish. Still it's the last day today!
guttridge
12-09-2005, 10:03 AM
Football is way better o by the way England are winning in the cricket
~Kizwiz~
12-09-2005, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by guttridge
Football is way better o by the way England are winning in the cricket
Thank god it's the last day!
guttridge
12-09-2005, 10:25 AM
o so sad
Siouxsie
16-09-2005, 07:29 PM
hate cricket :mad:
guttridge
16-09-2005, 08:07 PM
what a shame eh
Siouxsie
16-09-2005, 08:08 PM
cant see the point in it really
guttridge
17-09-2005, 11:28 AM
me too
lilmissnaughty
17-09-2005, 11:33 AM
Cricket is the worst sport ever! :bored:
guttridge
17-09-2005, 11:33 AM
no it is
Siouxsie
17-09-2005, 08:19 PM
it is
Fangz
20-09-2005, 10:47 AM
Football's the worst sport ever.
Sunny_01
20-09-2005, 10:51 AM
my fave sport is Ice Hockey - was there on Sunday night and to be honest I become a total hooligan when I am there :devil:
Fangz
20-09-2005, 10:55 AM
Lol, Sunny, never thought of you as a hooligan. Wouldn't want to mess with you!
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