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Dr.Gonzo
22-04-2010, 02:02 PM
So, I'm being driven about by the missus last night... and for some reason we start talking about me wearing one of her thongs to work today. I told her I would if she wore my boxers under her dress. Sounds fair, right? Well it really isn't. My boxers are comfy, damn it. They fit. Things don't hang out of them or travel anywhere if I start to slump in my seat.

So I woke up this morning, had a shower, walked back into her room to find a selection of thongs for me to wear. She wanted me to wear these fancy blue ones with pink dots on but I chose black ones with white dots.

They're ok.

But they're very uncomfy and I keep having to remind myself that yes, I am indeed wearing clothes and not naked at all.

Any other guys wore a thong for sh**s and giggles? Please say yes. If no one admits to it, I'm going home tonight and raping myself.
Stu
22-04-2010, 02:04 PM
Haven't had the pleasure of wearing a thong but in my own recreational transvestic ways I have worn tights.

Yeah.
Dr.Gonzo
22-04-2010, 02:09 PM
It's quite strange.

I've never really appreciated my boxers as I do now. You know, now my arse is being flossed.
Stu
22-04-2010, 02:09 PM
I'm sorry, but the funky transvestic goth thing just ****ing works.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/MarilynMansonTheSpookyKids.jpg
Enid
22-04-2010, 02:31 PM
I can't wear thongs. They chafe my arse and it feels like I need a sh!t all the time. Granny knickers all the way.
Dr.Gonzo
22-04-2010, 02:39 PM
I can't wear thongs. They chafe my arse and it feels like I need a sh!t all the time. Granny knickers all the way.

Is that what it is? I thought it was what she cooked me for tea last night!

Lol, I'll let her off.
Niamh.
22-04-2010, 02:50 PM
haha, my hubby would never wear a thong and tbh I wouldn't like it too much if he did! Sorry Gonzy hehe
Dr.Gonzo
22-04-2010, 02:53 PM
It's ok. I don't like it much either. :(

I'm going to have to do some manly stuff tonight to make up for this sh**.
Stu
22-04-2010, 02:53 PM
Nick a Top Gear boxset.
Dr.Gonzo
22-04-2010, 03:03 PM
Good idea. I'll watch whilst eating steak and playing with my girlfriends bumhole.
InOne
22-04-2010, 03:05 PM
You're as into anal as Beast is lol
Dr.Gonzo
22-04-2010, 03:06 PM
Every hole is a goal!
Shasown
22-04-2010, 03:34 PM
I havent ever worn a thong, but have before the advent of modern thermal retaining fibres worn womens tights during very cold weather. (And Stockings and sussies during the summer for ventilation.)
Shasown
22-04-2010, 03:36 PM
You're as into anal as Beast is lol

And good reason there is more sensory pleasure nerves in and around the female anus than in the vagina.
Princess
22-04-2010, 03:36 PM
I'm with Enid on this. Thongs just look uncormtable.
Niamh.
22-04-2010, 03:38 PM
I'm with Enid on this. Thongs just look uncormtable.

yeah they are, I only wear them when trying to avoid a vpl.
Smithy
22-04-2010, 03:39 PM
yeah they are, I only wear them when trying to avoid a vpl.

What's a VPL?
Princess
22-04-2010, 03:40 PM
What's a VPL?

Visible panty line
Niamh.
22-04-2010, 03:42 PM
What's a VPL?

visible panty line.

eg.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/VPL_Visible_Panty_Line_2.jpg
Smithy
22-04-2010, 03:42 PM
Visible panty line

oh :p

I dont get them so wouldnt know
Smithy
22-04-2010, 03:42 PM
visible panty line.

eg.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/VPL_Visible_Panty_Line_2.jpg

:shocked:

Is that you!?

btw you may want to re-size it
Niamh.
22-04-2010, 03:43 PM
oh :p

I dont get them so wouldnt know

luckily you don't get them in jeans so I can be comfortable most of the time as I wear jeans 99% of the time!
Niamh.
22-04-2010, 03:45 PM
:shocked:

Is that you!?

btw you may want to re-size it

No it's not me! That's the second time today someones asked was that me when it wasn't! and I've spoilered it so its fine:tongue:
Princess
22-04-2010, 03:46 PM
LOL Niamh,everyone is thinking you're random google image people today :laugh:
Niamh.
22-04-2010, 03:48 PM
LOL Niamh,everyone is thinking you're random google image people today :laugh:

I know! I always keep pictures of myself sleeping on a memory foam pillow and of my vpl for situations like this hahaha
Smithy
22-04-2010, 03:48 PM
:shocked:

So it was you!
Princess
22-04-2010, 03:49 PM
I know! I always keep pictures of myself sleeping on a memory foam pillow and of my vpl for situations like this hahaha

Hahahaha!!
Niamh.
22-04-2010, 03:51 PM
:shocked:

So it was you!

yeah, I bought that skirt from a hookers jumble sale :wink:
InOne
22-04-2010, 03:51 PM
The girl in the spolier has quite nice legs lol