Show us yer mum.

[Stu]

Come on, who wants to step up to the plate. Give us some pictures if they happen to be floating around on your PC.

[CaraRawr]

oh my, LOL.

[Twilight]

No she'd kill me:P

[Zippy]

Naked or clothed? Lol.

[Stu]

Naked or clothed? Lol.
I'd rather the first but I'll settle for a pixelated shot from behind. Heck, anything.

I need to see some TiBB mummies.

[Jessica.]

http://i.wp.pl/a/f/jpeg/20802/10ALLONS_212512_Jackie_Stallone_.jpeg

[Tom4784]

http://i.wp.pl/a/f/jpeg/20802/10ALLONS_212512_Jackie_Stallone_.jpeg

I can see the family resemblance.

[Zippy]

I can see the family resemblance.

lmfao

and her dads Louis walsh too! :joker:

[30stone]

Im sorry but if someone insulted my mum id have to come break their legs lol.
So no because im lazy :)

[Shasown]

im sorry but if someone insulted my mum id have to come break their legs lol.
So no because im lazy :)

pmsl

[Shasown]

Mums the one in front, dad at the rear right and gran(dads mum) rear left.

http://www.bcl.com.au/shops/lawnton-pottery/urns300.jpg

[sooty]

Come on, who wants to step up to the plate. Give us some pictures if they happen to be floating around on your PC.



You first, Stu.:bigsmile:

[WOMBAI]

You first, Stu.:bigsmile:

Exactly what I thought! :joker:

[Jessica.]

lmfao

and her dads Louis walsh too! :joker:

No my father is dead.

[Patrick]

lmfao

and her dads Louis walsh too! :joker:

Your a horrible person.

Like I said before, stop trying to impress everyone and stop laughing at your own jokes.

[Joe.]

Your a horrible person.

Like I said before, stop trying to impress everyone and stop laughing at your own jokes.

Can't help but agree :/

[Enid]

Your a horrible person.

Like I said before, stop trying to impress everyone and stop laughing at your own jokes.
Nah, Zippy is fantastic. ;)

[Shaun]

*You're

and Zippy = amaze.

[30stone]

Why is Zippy horrible?

[Zippy]

Your a horrible person.

Like I said before, stop trying to impress everyone and stop laughing at your own jokes.

Lol. Having somebody like YOU say that means precisely squat. Who is it in the meet the members thread insulting peoples pictures? Trying to impress his little MSN gang? Quite. Im here for ****s n giggles. I post to amuse myself only. Anybody else wants to laugh, great. How do you know Im laughing at my own jokes btw? The smileys are to signal that Im joking, do you not grasp that concept?

I'll leave it there for now. :xyxwave:

Can't help but agree :/

Whoopee doo. :xyxwave:

[Stu]

Exactly what I thought! :joker:
I don't have pictures of my mum on my computer. What kind of a weirdo do you think I am.

[Niamh.]

No.

[WOMBAI]

I don't have pictures of my mum on my computer. What kind of a weirdo do you think I am.

And you think we do? :hugesmile:

[Lucy.]

My mum would violently abuse me if I put her photo on a forum!

[WOMBAI]

Your a horrible person.

Like I said before, stop trying to impress everyone and stop laughing at your own jokes.

Zippy is funny - he isn't the only one laughing! :joker:

[Captain.Remy]

My mum won the 2006, 2007 and 2008 editions of the "France's Hottest MILF" contest. She was so robbed in 2009, I'm so gutted. So if you want to know what she looks like, just google it. :laugh:

[Lucy.]

Why am I tempted to google that :O Oh dear.. :amazed:

[Zippy]

Zippy is funny - he isn't the only one laughing! :joker:

Cheers, Wombai :thumbs:

Consider the source, right? Just pissed coz I give him a taste of his own medicine. :joker:

[Chels]

the majority of boys i know reckon my mum's a milf D:
christ it's cringey

[Smithy]

You've got to post a pic now Chels, so we can judge if they're right or not

[Captain.Remy]

You've got to post a pic now Chels, so we can judge if they're right or not

That sounds like a good plan. :thumbs:

[ILoveTRW]

My mum won the 2006, 2007 and 2008 editions of the "France's Hottest MILF" contest. She was so robbed in 2009, I'm so gutted. So if you want to know what she looks like, just google it. :laugh:

full of ****

[M X]

no my father is dead.

awwwkward
:( :(

[Raph]

Zippy is a legend. :thumbs:

[zotler.]

I'll show my mum, IDC if she finds out.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs087.snc1/4617_1136825670965_1537065945_30316173_3682608_n.j pg
Here's my mum drunk.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs107.snc1/4617_1136464781943_1537065945_30315433_1826101_n.j pg
Here's my mum looking like a drag queen.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs184.snc3/19164_1214169601098_1434566033_30643760_1169962_n. jpg
Here's my mum drunk, again.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs123.snc1/5320_1120311334700_1434566033_30424309_815969_n.jp g
Here's my cousin and my mum looking presentable.

[Zippy]

awwwkward
:( :(

Not really. It was clearly a joke...one Ive made before with her. She didnt say her father had died then so Im not sure why she did this time. Thats Jessica I suppose. Clearly tagteaming tonight. Ho hum.

[Stacey.]

maybe she wants sympathy.

[Chels]

You've got to post a pic now Chels, so we can judge if they're right or not

fine i will but for like a minute then it's gone

[Lucy.]

Stacey I'm not sure your in the position to tell people to learn how to take a joke!
But anyway...
Zoe your mums pretty! I think she may kill you if she sees your drag queen comment, haha!

[Stacey.]

Stacey I'm not sure your in the position to tell people to learn how to take a joke!


:conf: laughing at your own joke isnt exactly bad though.
i dont see a problem really.

[zotler.]

Zoe your mums pretty! I think she may kill you if she sees your drag queen comment, haha!
Thanks, but seriously... She just looks... Ew. I had a dream about ****ing her once, but she wasn't hot in it so... :(

[Stacey.]

and dont start acting like you know me, youve only been here 2 minutes. :wavey:

[Zippy]

Zippy is a legend. :thumbs:

:thumbs: my man!

maybe she wants sympathy.

It's Jessica...

[Lucy.]

I'm not acting, but I know enough to have an opinion.
Zoe - I think you need help! :joker:

[Stacey.]

It's Jessica...

i dont understand lol.
what the meaning of that is :laugh:

[Captain.Remy]

full of ****

No kidding...

[zotler.]

and dont start acting like you know me, youve only been here 2 minutes. :wavey:
Your measurement of time isn't very accurate, I'm sure she's been her for several days... Not sure how that's two minutes.

[Enid]

Thanks, but seriously... She just looks... Ew. I had a dream about ****ing her once, but she wasn't hot in it so... :(
I had a dream about ****ing my dad. I couldn't look at him properly for weeks after that. So disturbing.

[Stacey.]

Your measurement of time isn't very accurate, I'm sure she's been her for several days... Not sure how that's two minutes.

The idea is she hasnt been here long enough to judge anyone tbh.

[Stacey.]

i remember having a dream that my mum died, i couldnt tell her though. :laugh:

[zotler.]

I had a dream about ****ing my dad. I couldn't look at him properly for weeks after that. So disturbing.
When I woke up I was in shock, I mean, I'm female so I was ****ing her with some plastic, it was so bizarre :|.

[Lucy.]

The idea is she hasnt been here long enough to judge anyone tbh.

The irony of that situation is how you judged ME when I first got here within minutes.

[Niamh.]

I had a dream about ****ing my dad. I couldn't look at him properly for weeks after that. So disturbing.

Ew Enid!!

[Stacey.]

The irony of that situation is how you judged ME when i first got here within minutes. Wow your dumb.

i never judged you at all. me and a few other people were having doubts with what had happened previously.

[Enid]

i never judged you at all. me and a few other people were having doubts with what had happened previously.
Oh god, not more of this suspicious garbage. :laugh:

[Lucy.]

:joker: Way to quote my grammatical error before I had time to change it!
Whatever anyway. I don't care what you think so it's all good.

[Shaun]

I love how this thread's turned into exactly every other chat & games thread of the past 6 months. A :joker: symbol from WOMBAI, Stacey getting into a pointless argument, borderline perversion, Enid using a 'v' as a 'u', ILTRW missing the point, Remy being misunderstood, Jessica failing and a few lols.

Chat And Games is more formulaic than the Catherine Tate Show. [and no, not all of the above are bad things ;)]

[Niamh.]

Oh god, not more of this suspicious garbage. :laugh:

Stacey didn't bring it up in her defence!

[Stacey.]

Whatever anyway. I don't care what you think so it's all good.

right back at ya.

[Lucy.]

Nope Stacey didn't. I'll take full claim for that one.
Doesn't make her less of a spoon though ;D

[ILoveTRW]

I love how this thread's turned into exactly every other chat & games thread of the past 6 months. A :joker: symbol from WOMBAI, Stacey getting into a pointless argument, borderline perversion, Enid using a 'v' as a 'u', ILTRW missing the point, Remy being misunderstood, Jessica failing and a few lols.

Chat And Games is more formulaic than the Catherine Tate Show. [and no, not all of the above are bad things ;)]

how did I, if anything your missing the point

[Raph]

I love how this thread's turned into exactly every other chat & games thread of the past 6 months. A :joker: symbol from WOMBAI, Stacey getting into a pointless argument, borderline perversion, Enid using a 'v' as a 'u', ILTRW missing the point, Remy being misunderstood, Jessica failing and a few lols.

Chat And Games is more formulaic than the Catherine Tate Show. [and no, not all of the above are bad things ;)]

haha the truth in what you say mate! :thumbs:

[setanta]

Sorry, I got lost in all of this for a second there. Is this the show us your Mammy thread?

[Raph]

:thumbs: my man!


my bro! :thumbs:

[Vicky.]

I love how this thread's turned into exactly every other chat & games thread of the past 6 months. A :joker: symbol from WOMBAI, Stacey getting into a pointless argument, borderline perversion, Enid using a 'v' as a 'u', ILTRW missing the point, Remy being misunderstood, Jessica failing and a few lols.

Chat And Games is more formulaic than the Catherine Tate Show. [and no, not all of the above are bad things ;)]

True that :laugh2:

[Enid]

haha the truth in what you say mate! :thumbs:
...and Raph kissing arse!

:P

[GypsyGoth]

Sorry, I got lost in all of this for a second there. Is this the show us your Mammy thread?

Or you can tell us a dirty dream you had about one of your parents.

[Raph]

...and Raph kissing arse!

:P

you know you love me really ;)

[Stacey.]

...and Raph kissing arse!

:P

i was actually thinking this lmao.
but if i said it, he would get annoyed!!!!

[Niamh.]

Or you can tell us a dirty dream you had about one of your parents.

Oh God that sooooooooooo needs to stop now!

[GypsyGoth]

Oh God that sooooooooooo needs to stop now!

:laugh2: Ok

[Shaun]

how did I, if anything your missing the point

*you're
and by taking Rèmy seriously in his description of how his mum's won awards and shizz. Though to be fair it's not entirely ridiculous and could be legitimate.

[Stacey.]

oh yeah, Vicky... while youre here:
did that Glenn who faked to be 'Jacob' get a ban, for faking the account?

[setanta]

Or you can tell us a dirty dream you had about one of your parents.

Lol, you pervert. I tend to delete dreams like that immediately from my mind, but I'll admit, I've had some truly weird ones.

[Shaun]

I haven't had a dirty dream about my parents...but I did have one about Morrissey. Very very peculiar.

[Lucy.]

I had one about Elvis once... we both had suspicious minds.
Wow that was more tragic out loud than it was in my head.

[Raph]

I had one bout Imogen Thomas. :lovedup:

[zotler.]

I had one about Elvis once... we both had suspicious minds.
Wow that was more tragic out loud than it was in my head.
Yet I still laughed. :blush:

[Lucy.]

:spin: Well then my humiliation was all worth it (:

[Vicky.]

oh yeah, Vicky... while youre here:
did that Glenn who faked to be 'Jacob' get a ban, for faking the account?

I dont know, james sorted it not me.

And whats it got to do with you anyway...if you dont mind me asking...

[Zippy]

i dont understand lol.
what the meaning of that is :laugh:

OK I should have said;

It's Jessica.... :crazy:

I had a dream about ****ing my dad. I couldn't look at him properly for weeks after that. So disturbing.

Oh Enid, no. Just no! :hugesmile:

[Stacey.]

I dont know, james sorted it not me.

And whats it got to do with you anyway...if you dont mind me asking...

oh right. i just wondered as several other people got banned because of multiple accounts, so... yeah.

[Stacey.]

OK I should have said;

It's Jessica.... :crazy:



:eureka:

i get it now.

[Ramsay]

ello ello
whats goin on ere then?

[Stu]

Just dropping by to inspect my thread, folks.

Oh look, Stacey's layed some Egg Posts in it.

And look, they are hatching into pieces of ****!

Way to ruin the show. Pics of your mum in a thong or ****.

[Stacey.]

Just dropping by to inspect my thread, folks.

Oh look, Stacey's layed some Egg Posts in it.

And look, they are hatching into pieces of ****!

Way to ruin the show. Pics of your mum in a thong or ****.

what deos eggs have to do with this?
your posts always confuse me

[Stu]

what deos eggs have to do with this?
your posts always confuse me
That's because your immune to human logic. You have some sort of wit shield that deflects humour and boomerangs it back to you in the form of arguments for Jedward's existence.

Did you get any of that?

[Stacey.]

That's because your immune to human logic. You have some sort of wit shield that deflects humour and boomerangs it back to you in the form of arguments for Jedward's existence.

Did you get any of that?

i understand some words, but i dont get it as a whole. :|

[Ramsay]

Just dropping by to inspect my thread, folks.

Oh look, Stacey's layed some Egg Posts in it.

And look, they are hatching into pieces of ****!

Way to ruin the show. Pics of your mum in a thong or ****.

lol!!

[Stu]

i understand some words, but i dont get it as a whole. :|
E - G - G

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/egg.jpg

EGG
a. A female gamete; an ovum. Also called egg cell.
b. The round or oval female reproductive body of various animals, including birds, reptiles, amphibians, fishes, and insects, consisting usually of an embryo surrounded by nutrient material and a protective covering.
c. The oval, thin-shelled reproductive body of a bird, especially that of a hen, used as food.

[Lucy.]

E - G - G



LOL. That is all.

[Stacey.]

E - G - G

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/egg.jpg

EGG
a. A female gamete; an ovum. Also called egg cell.
b. The round or oval female reproductive body of various animals, including birds, reptiles, amphibians, fishes, and insects, consisting usually of an embryo surrounded by nutrient material and a protective covering.
c. The oval, thin-shelled reproductive body of a bird, especially that of a hen, used as food.

:joker: i know what an egg is. Pmsl!!!
just not those big words you posted before.

[Stu]

:joker: i know what an egg is. Pmsl!!!
just not those big words you posted before.
Thong? Inspect? With?

[Lucy.]

'Big Words'
Dear Lord.

[CaraRawr]

E - G - G

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/egg.jpg

EGG
a. A female gamete; an ovum. Also called egg cell.
b. The round or oval female reproductive body of various animals, including birds, reptiles, amphibians, fishes, and insects, consisting usually of an embryo surrounded by nutrient material and a protective covering.
c. The oval, thin-shelled reproductive body of a bird, especially that of a hen, used as food.

:joker:

[Stacey.]

Thong? Inspect? With?

i know them too :laugh:
wait, i`ll find them...

[Zippy]

LOL. Stacey's actually quite a good speller. She just gets a bit confwuzzled about certain words.

[Stacey.]

That's because your immune to human logic. You have some sort of wit shield that deflects humour and boomerangs it back to you in the form of arguments for Jedward's existence.

EGG
a. A female gamete; an ovum. Also called egg cell.
b. The round or oval female reproductive body of various animals, including birds, reptiles, amphibians, fishes, and insects, consisting usually of an embryo surrounded by nutrient material and a protective covering.
c. The oval, thin-shelled reproductive body of a bird, especially that of a hen, used as food.

the words in bold.

[Stacey.]

LOL. Stacey's actually quite a good speller. She just gets a bit confwuzzled about certain words.

aha, Ive always been alright at spelling.
lots of people at school think Im 'thick' though, just because i ask what words mean, a lot.

[Stu]

Everyone turn on MTV Rocks. Great things are happening. Very, very great things.

[Captain.Remy]

*you're
and by taking Rèmy seriously in his description of how his mum's won awards and shizz. Though to be fair it's not entirely ridiculous and could be legitimate.

At least someone got it right, thanks Shaun. :hugesmile: I'm kinda used to it anyway.

[WOMBAI]

aha, Ive always been alright at spelling.
lots of people at school think Im 'thick' though, just because i ask what words mean, a lot.

Nothing wrong with having an inquisitive mind Stacey - if you don't ask, you don't learn! :hugesmile:

[Stacey.]

Nothing wrong with having an inquisitive mind Stacey - if you don't ask, you don't learn! :hugesmile:

yeah, i guess so.
they always seem to know though :(

[InOne]

I actually love milfs.

[Stacey.]

I can see the family resemblance.

:joker:

[Stephanie]

http://i41.tinypic.com/wh07iv.jpg

*facepalm*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bump

[Stu]

Hahahaha.

[Stu]

Come on lads and ladies. Get those mums out for ol' goatboy to have a perv at.

[Stu]

I asked for a mum. Not an incentive to yawn.

[Stephanie]

http://i41.tinypic.com/wh07iv.jpg

*facepalm*
omg LOL.

[Stacey.]

:laugh:

[MTVN]

This thread :laugh2:

But wtf thebeast :conf2:

[Stephanie]

http://i55.tinypic.com/rswtqg.jpg

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you mum looks lovely :lovedup:

[Niall]

*Mother doesn't allow him to take photo's of her*