Britain's Got Talent: Audition Show 2 - Discussion Thread (24/04/10)

[Jords]

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Back to just the hour show tonight from 8pm-9pm. :)

Question: Louis Walsh joined the panel last week to fill-in Simon while he was ill, but would you like to see him have a permenant place? And if so, who would you want him to replace if there couldn't be 4 judges?

[Harry!]

Should be good. I dont like Louis as judge it makes the judges more insane then they are.

[sooty]

I wonder can we expect another Subo?

[Jords]

I wonder can we expect another Subo?

I think we'll get a really good opera singer again, but nothing will shock us like SuBo did in terms of singing as it was really unexpected and now were more aware that we shouldnt make instant judgements on appearances on these shows. Maybe a totally unique act could though. :spin:

And I wouldnt mind Louis becoming a judge, and I think he would have to replace Piers as Simon is a massive part to the show (though he may be quitting? :shocked:) and 3 male judges wouldnt work as good so need to keep Amanda whom I do like but came across a bit fake last week imo.

[Beastie]

I thought Louis did a good job last week. He should replace Piers.

[Beastie]

I like Piers in Life Stories and I think he is better at being a journalist.

[Stacey.]

i want to keep the judges and add Louis :D
if anything though - replace Amanda with him.
hes the best judge ever!

[Enid]

No.

Today's show has to be better than last week's...

[Smithy]

Noooo, Louis = Shittest judge everrr

Gaga Impersonater tonite :s

[Jords]

On after the break! :hello:

[Smithy]

The Horse tonight too :hugesmile:

[Harry!]

:)

[bbfan1991]

Evening:wavey:.

I would add Louis to the judges too;):D.

[GypsyGoth]

I think Louis would be better than Pierce.

[GypsyGoth]

She was awful.

[Kerry]

Oh dear

[bbfan1991]

PMSL that was not good:joker:.

I would axe Amanda too Claudia:).

[Maia]

Horrendous. :joker:

[Stephanie]

just turned it on.

[Harry!]

Pierce pulled a funny.

[Kerry]

I can't abide Amanda

[Smithy]

They don't ever work :(

[Kerry]

Thats a crime

[bbfan1991]

Guitar and pogo stick:shocked:, oh dear horrific:joker:.

[Stephanie]

oh dear ;s

[bbfan1991]

Cringe:laugh2:.

[Kerry]

I dunno how some people can show themselves up like this. Professionals

[Stephanie]

oh dear.

[bbfan1991]

:shocked:

[Smithy]

Booo the flags

[Stephanie]

oh god.

[Kerry]

Ugh the pervs

[Smithy]

She got through :hello:

[Kerry]

She got through :hello:

No idea why..... :joker:

[Stephanie]

ooer he's peng.

[Smithy]

Sounds disgusting, and probably is :yuk:

[Kerry]

Hold onto yer stomaches...

[setanta]

Why would you want to regurgitate? It's a rotten feeling.

[bbfan1991]

No way:joker:.

[GypsyGoth]

This is sick.

[Kerry]

Seen him before.

[Smithy]

omg :eek:

This is horrible

[Stephanie]

ew.

[Kerry]

It's a trick

[Smithy]

how the hell does he do it

[setanta]

He doesn't swallow them. That's the trick, right?

[Maia]

Where's he storing them? :shocked:

[GypsyGoth]

He is like a bulimic magician.

[Stephanie]

oh my god.

[Smithy]

He is like a bulimic magician.

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

He doesn't swallow them. That's the trick, right?

Yeah. Seen him before though forgotten how it's done

[Harry!]

That was scary.

[bbfan1991]

How does he do it?:D.

[GypsyGoth]

:yuk:

[setanta]

Yeah. Seen him before though forgotten how it's done

He defo didn't swallow the coins.

[Smithy]

He doesn't swallow them. That's the trick, right?

But you see the ball go down, he cant hide a ball that big in his mouth

[Kerry]

Not convinced. He had a different story on the last show I saw him on

[bbfan1991]

Swallow his pocket money:laugh:.

[setanta]

But you see the ball go down, he cant hide a ball that big in his mouth

No no, not talking about the ball. Just the numbered coins trick.

[Smithy]

oo Avatar :p

[Smithy]

No no, not talking about the ball. Just the numbered coins trick.

Oh right, well it was still pretty impressive

[setanta]

oo Avatar :p

I'd sooner watch him than that film again.

[Jords]

The Regurgitator was incredible! :shocked:
Not sure if he does swallow them or not, his hand goes behind his back every time, but looked very real! Dad's seen him on telly before too Jaye.

[Nicky.]

I was at the swallowing guys audition in the audience!

It was real, Piers was on the stage at one point checking haha! (they cut it) x

At the end, he swallowed dry sugar, drank a drink and then brought all the sugar back up dry! Amazing! xx

[setanta]

Oh right, well it was still pretty impressive

It's all just hand coordination. Didn't you notice his hands down at his stomach when they click in his stomach? He's clicking coins between his fingers. Well, that's what I think anyway.

[Kerry]

I hate make up ads. Ever seen the small print in the corner of the screens? It says something like "8 out of ten women approve" and then in the corner says something like "interviewed 20 women"


Wow, thats me convinced then.....

[Jessica.]

:shocked:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_regurgitator

[Kerry]

I was at the swallowing guys audition in the audience!

It was real, Piers was on the stage at one point checking haha! (they cut it) x

At the end, he swallowed dry sugar, drank a drink and then brought all the sugar back up dry! Amazing! xx

So thats scientifically impossible surely

[Nicky.]

So thats scientifically impossible surely

You would think, but, he is amazing haha xx

[Jords]

I was at the swallowing guys audition in the audience!

It was real, Piers was on the stage at one point checking haha! (they cut it) x

At the end, he swallowed dry sugar, drank a drink and then brought all the sugar back up dry! Amazing! xx

Imma look out for you Nicky! :laugh:

Ahhh thats great, thanks for saying! Wonder how he would improve it futher...

[GypsyGoth]

I think I hate dog acts.

[Stephanie]

i hate dog acts -_-

and all animal acts in general..

[setanta]

This is going to be car crash stuff.

[Jessica.]

D;

[Kerry]

You would think, but, he is amazing haha xx

Good at what he does yes :)

[Smithy]

It's all just hand coordination. Didn't you notice his hands down at his stomach when they click in his stomach? He's clicking coins between his fingers. Well, that's what I think anyway.

I meant bringing out, the write number coins and and the ball

[Harry!]

Dog playing gutair, what next?

[Kerry]

Oh not another dog

[Maia]

i hate dog acts -_-

and all animal acts in general..

Aww, they're cute! (When they go right :laugh:)

[setanta]

I meant bringing out, the write number coins and and the ball

That's what I'm saying... I think he has the coins in his hands all the time. Either that or a spare set of them, you know?

[Kerry]

Off off off....

[Smithy]

This woman is quite clearly delusional

[Stephanie]

haha ant and dec.

[setanta]

Told you, car crash.

[bbfan1991]

Some animal acts are annoying:).

[Kerry]

Theres no way in the world you can 'train' your body to regurgitate what YOU want it to. Simple.

[Stephanie]

hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah *facepalm*

[ILoveTRW]

lulz

[Nicky.]

Imma look out for you Nicky! :laugh:

Ahhh thats great, thanks for saying! Wonder how he would improve it futher...

:D No probs!

and same! Can't wait to see him again!

and haha - 3rd row, 1st tier! x

[Kerry]

Feel sorry for the dog

[setanta]

Theres no way in the world you can 'train' your body to regurgitate what YOU want it to. Simple.

Exactly. They would have all come up, covered in bile.

[Stephanie]

oh god.

[GypsyGoth]

Ugly pig.

[bbfan1991]

Failing so far:joker:.

[setanta]

Look at the piggy!!! Cuteness.

[Kerry]

Exactly. They would have all come up, covered in bile.

Thats why the dry sugar is crap. It'd at least have saliva. Methinks slight of hand

[Smithy]

omg, how is that a talent :bored:

[Harry!]

Racing snails lol.

[Kerry]

Snails.....

[Smithy]

Awww horsey :p

[Stephanie]

oh god. ah\

[Kerry]

Awww gorgeous horse

[setanta]

That's just weird. Is the shi%e part of the act? hee hee.

[Smithy]

:eek:

Omg he dumped on stage

[Harry!]

The horse is pooing yuk.

[Kerry]

LMAO as it crapped as I typed :joker:

[Maia]

Eughhh, lol.

[GypsyGoth]

Ant and Dec should do a crap on stage now.

[Smithy]

These are supposed to be good :P

[Kerry]

So we've literally had half the show full of crap acts. I guess the goods gotta come now?

[Smithy]

maybe not :joker:

[Maia]

Dear god...

[ButterflyGirl]

Hahahaha

[Harry!]

This is strange...

[Stephanie]

what the **** ;/

[Kerry]

DON'T KILL THAT SONG - DICK****!!!!!!! :mad:

[bbfan1991]

The Arrangement:).

[ButterflyGirl]

Ughhhh

[bbfan1991]

LOL:joker:.

[Smithy]

He has a mahoosive nose, I wonder if he's Jewish...

[GypsyGoth]

I kinda like it :blush:

[Stephanie]

that was just lame.

[setanta]

It's good fun I suppose

[Smithy]

omg nooooo

He's killing Gaga :'(

[Kerry]

Hate it but I'll have a dose of whatever he's on....

[Maia]

Boo.

[ButterflyGirl]

Doesn't work at all imo.

[Kerry]

Genius my arse

[bbfan1991]

Main singer's voice is like Jonathan the lead singer in the now defunct band G4:D.

[setanta]

They need a singing partner for that wally.

[Kerry]

Simon :joker:

[Kerry]

Main singer's voice is like Jonathan the lead singer in the now defunct band G4:D.

He's solo now. Might be his little bro :D

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy:

[bbfan1991]

School disco:joker:.

[Stephanie]

urgh.

[Kerry]

LOL Simon thought similar to me. That they were on summat :D

[Smithy]

Borris Johnson with a massive nose...

[ButterflyGirl]

Are the judges and audience on something ? It was rubbish.

[Stephanie]

amanda fails.

[bbfan1991]

Amanda likes Britney!:D:D:D.

[Kerry]

Amanda - Simon is not amused :joker:

[Harry!]

I guess that was your 'SuBo' moment of the night.

[Stephanie]

this is such a fail so far.

[Kerry]

Jeeze these terms and conditions take longer than each act :sleep:

[bbfan1991]

I guess that was your 'SuBo' moment of the night.

Ughhh SuBo.. Connie Talbot and Paul Potts plus Signature and Diversity are better than her, overrated IMO:D.

[setanta]

Jeeze these terms and conditions take longer than each act :sleep:

What did you think of Steve Davis winning and Robertson's comeback?

[Smithy]

Theres too many adverts and too many sh!t acts, there'll be like one, moderatly good act on towards the end of the show

[bbfan1991]

this is such a fail so far.

Agreed:(, is the format becoming tired?.

[Jords]

I really liked them last lot, LOL at the singer!

I must admit though, not booming with talent yet, hopefully its only just warming up.

[bbfan1991]

Theres too many adverts and too many sh!t acts, there'll be like one, moderatly good act on towards the end of the show

Bring on the LG impersonator!:dance:.

[Kerry]

What did you think of Steve Davis winning and Robertson's comeback?

Over the moon with Davis. So chuffed it's untrue :) I grew up watching him play so he's my snooker hero :D

[Smithy]

Bring on the LG impersonator!:dance:.

He won't be good, just an embarassing fail :(

[bbfan1991]

He won't be good, just an embarassing fail :(

I don't care, just want to see something decent than the rubbish so far:laugh2:.

[setanta]

Over the moon with Davis. So chuffed it's untrue :) I grew up watching him play so he's my snooker hero :D

Yeah, it's fantastic for him. So angry that I missed it.

[Braden]

The singer from that group looked familiar.

[Jords]

Theres too many adverts and too many sh!t acts, there'll be like one, moderatly good act on towards the end of the show

Mmhmmm, I normally like the faily acts but they are playing on that they cause laughs and it gets a bit tedious.

[Smithy]

:love: Lady GaGa

[bbfan1991]

It's time:D.

[Harry!]

Here is the Lady Gaga act.

[Jords]

The singer from that group looked familiar.

One of the girl violists reminded me of Emily Attack!

[Jessica.]

noooooooo

[Kerry]

Not far off the end. So that means 'story' (usually sobbish) and waterworks/face gawps from Amanda. Also a good ten to fifteen minutes dedicated to the one act at the end

[setanta]

Now that made me lol when he introduced himself to the judges.

[Stephanie]

oh gawd lmao.

[Smithy]

If he kills the song I'm gonna kill him

[bbfan1991]

No-one can match the unique Gaga in terms of her act;).

[Kerry]

Yeah, it's fantastic for him. So angry that I missed it.

I missed it live too but saw it on the news :)

[ButterflyGirl]

Lol Nooo

[Jessica.]

EPIC FAIL
off off off

[bbfan1991]

PMSL!:D:laugh:, what a fail.

[Smithy]

:bawling:

Poor GaGa

[ILoveTRW]

this episode has to be one of the best ever

[setanta]

The man is demented.

[Kerry]

Lady Go Go

[bbfan1991]

The Monsters won't be voting for that guy:nono:.

[Jords]

Lady Gargoyle...

[Smithy]

Ohh at least we get some of the proper Bad Romance :p

[Harry!]

I was cringing throughout that entire preformance lol.

[Kerry]

Lady Gargoyle...

:joker:

[Jessica.]

OMG WHY DO ALWAYS PLAY DISNEY MUSIC?
grr

[Smithy]

It looks like they're all being interviewed naked :joker:

[bbfan1991]

I was cringing throughout that entire preformance lol.

Not as much if it would have been Madonna he was doing:p.

[Kerry]

I was cringing throughout that entire preformance lol.

Theres something to be said about posting while watching the show. I thankfully missed the most of it

[Stephanie]

18? wtf.

[Smithy]

18 :shocked:
He looks about 12

[Kerry]

He's 18?!?!?!

[bbfan1991]

These look like they will be impressive:).

[bbfan1991]

That boy 18?:shocked::joker:.

[Harry!]

This should be good.

[Kerry]

Have to admire these acts though. Amazing work

[Stephanie]

omg.

[Jessica.]

wow

[ILoveTRW]

the circus just rolled up

[setanta]

I have so much admiration for people who attain that kinda strength, coordination and style through sheer dedication to their art and bodies.

[bbfan1991]

Talented and dedicated:thumbs:.

[Smithy]

lmao at them skipping over the girl

[Stephanie]

that was amazing.

[Harry!]

Brillaint!

[Kerry]

First act thats made me turn around and watch. Wow

[Stacey.]

:shocked: that was bloody fantastic!

[bbfan1991]

Wow!:cool:.

[Maia]

First act thats made me turn around and watch. Wow

This.

[bbfan1991]

Amanda is immensely irritating;).

[setanta]

I can't even do a cartwheel for feck sake.

[Jords]

omg they were spectacular! No safety mats or nothing! :shocked: Potential winners here me thinks.

And yeah I cant believe that boy was 18 too!

[Jords]

I can't even do a cartwheel for feck sake.

I can stand on my hands for 3 seconds, woop! :hugesmile:

[setanta]

Amanda annoys the f£ck out of me.

[Smithy]

They got dressed :hello:

[Kerry]

I can't even do a cartwheel for feck sake.

I could though not tried it in years. I dread to think of the outcome now. I suspect casualty :shocked:

[setanta]

I can stand on my hands for 3 seconds, woop! :hugesmile:

Lol. I just can't do any of that stuff. Like my feet to stay on the ground.

[Kerry]

I can stand on my hands for 3 seconds, woop! :hugesmile:

I can stand on my head for ages :D

[GypsyGoth]

Gaga guy was bloody awful.

Thankfully those gym kids have saved the show.

[ILoveTRW]

I like how they are showing the judges having random conversations this series

[bbfan1991]

omg they were spectacular! No safety mats or nothing! :shocked: Potential winners here me thinks.

And yeah I cant believe that boy was 18 too!

Spellbound were great:D.. I prefer Chloe and the dog Chandi from last week so far:).

[setanta]

I could though not tried it in years. I dread to think of the outcome now. I suspect casualty :shocked:

I faceplant myself or land on my ar$e anytime I attempt anything like that.

[Jessica.]

hahahaah Chloe Hickinbottom :laugh2:

[bbfan1991]

I'm not good at cartwheels etc either:(.

[ButterflyGirl]

Not as impressive as some acts i've seen similar to that kind of thing but still good enough for them to be put through to second stage.

[bbfan1991]

hahahaah Chloe Hickinbottom :laugh2:

Whats wrong with that?:p.

[setanta]

I think my body just isn't designed for that type of thing. Give me a football or get me running and I'll be grand, but that stuff just isn't for me. Never was. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

[Kerry]

Is this sob story time....

[bbfan1991]

I would ban singers on BGT... X-Factor is there for a reason, this is supposed to be about variety acts:).

This man is a good one;)

[Harry!]

Is this sob story time....

I know :sleep:

[setanta]

Is this sob story time....

Could be, could be.

[Kerry]

I think my body just isn't designed for that type of thing. Give me a football or get me running and I'll be grand, but that stuff just isn't for me. Never was. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

Sprinting was the only thing I did good at sport-wise

[Jords]

I can stand on my head for ages :D

Ahh awesome, do you do a lot of gymnastics?

Spellbound were great:D.. I prefer Chloe and the dog Chandi from last week so far:).

I liked Tobias, Chloe and the drummer from last week! :D

[Stephanie]

embarrassing parents.

[Smithy]

Bent as a nine bob note.....

[bbfan1991]

Is this sob story time....

Plain annoying:(.

[setanta]

Sprinting was the only thing I did good at sport-wise

I'm fast too. Yeah, I think different bodies have different talents.

[Kerry]

Ahh awesome, do you do a lot of gymnastics?



No, my Dad taught me how to do it when I was little :)

[Smithy]

Surprisingly good, I hope amanda doesn't burst into tears

[GypsyGoth]

I want to see a singer doing accounting for a change.

[Stephanie]

it doesn't even sound like he's singing lmao.

[setanta]

Nice, strong voice.

[Jessica.]

hmm quite good

[Kerry]

Good but not my taste

[bbfan1991]

He's good but shame he didn't bump into ALW;).

[Smithy]

I want to see a singer doing accounting for a change.

:laugh2:

We should make a book of your one liners too!

[Harry!]

Taleneted - yes
Do we need a act like this again - no

[ILoveTRW]

im bored of the opera acts, he might be good, but we have seen it all before

[Jords]

No, my Dad taught me how to do it when I was little :)

Oh I see. :)


MARRRRRIIIIIAAAAAAAA, he has a very good voice.

[Kerry]

Bleedin' 'ell Maria answer him

[setanta]

I want to see a singer doing accounting for a change.

Or do accounting while singing.

[bbfan1991]

He's not as good as some of the other singers we've seen before IMO:D.

[setanta]

Here we go. This is so staged it's not even funny.

[Stephanie]

bit boring.

[Smithy]

Taleneted - yes
Do we need a act like this again - no

Why not? theres a huge market for it.

He has a talent, just because theres been a few other opera acts doesnt mean he shouldn't get through

[Kerry]

Roll on Opera Idol and keep them off this. Enough!

[setanta]

And cue the uplifting track. It's so dull how they edit these things.