How would you design the house?

[BigBroFanHere]

I know theres probably threads on how you would like the house to be, but really it doesn't matter that much.

How would you design the house?
Be really detailed in your're description, really make us imagine it.
A few things you could include:
What colour schemes?
Open plan house or closed?
1 or 2 bedrooms?
Big or small house?
How about the garden?
And of course the diary room!
Be creative
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[Jamie.....]

The Entrance
A kind of surreal/cubist entrance, starts wide at the top and gradually gets thinner as you go down, most of the stairs are white (and are glass/plastic that light up) but there is an odd one randomly thats pink, blue or yellow. Square lights in pink yellow & blue on the walls randomly placed (maybe one lights up when a housemate enters and it has their name or photo on it which turns red when evicted). Maybe a mirrored ceiling, two mirrors either side of both the doors.
Or maybe a circular room with rounded steps.
Either way no more diary room in the entrance as that is old now.

Living/kitchen dining area
From the hallway you come into an open living area. A shiny black table with purple chairs. A fairly big kitchen by the glass doors to the garden (the doors can open up so its alomst as if the kitchen is outside), lighted shelves, white work surfaces with black doors to cupbpards etc, a big black fridge with water-ice cube dispenser. Bright electric blue glasses cups etc. A black glass table with white/black chairs (the back black the front white a bit like BB9s red/white chairs). A living are with blue seating to tie in with the blue from the kitchen accesories, and glass side tables.

Bedroom
The bedroom is to the right, its is one bedroom but is on two levels, the first half has 10-12 beds in then there is a step or 2 down to a slightly lower level where there is 6-4 beds. The bedroom has a kind of nature feel to it and it is as ecofriendly as possilbe. the first half is a light blue colour and the second is a lightish green. The beds are wooden as are the bedside tables (maybe made from bamboo).There is a bathroom of the smaller half of the bedroom. there is a one way mirror, so to the people in the bathroom they can see out into the living area, but from the living area you can only see it as a mirror.

The garden
The garden is big this year, a good size pool not a pathetic sized one and heated by solar panels ( i dont know if this would work but a glass wall in the pool that you could see into the bathroom from the bedroom ?) a decking area with sundbeds and chairs, bbq and tables. Smoking area is in the shade, maybe the shape of a nictotine/tobacco plant or money? An area like the snug is behind a glass wall where waters goes down it which lights up at night, with rock looking seating (kinda like youre behind a waterfall).

The main bathroom
a fairly big one, not some small one like last year, a symmetrical bathroom, a hint of luxury but not over the top, just a simple design


The diary room
Maybe underwater theme with the seat like a bubble or seaweed.
We havent had an orange, pink, green chair so maybe one that colour.


A rough layout
http://i39.tinypic.com/mbhjlx.jpg