This moment will go down in history.

[Jessica.]

As of 22:55 on the 29th of April 2009 two TiBB members have been joined in holy matrimony.
Zotler and Patrick are now married.


Here the wedding
Jessica Louise says (22:50):
*Dearly beloved, we are assembled here in the presence of God and these witnesses to celebrate the joining of this man and this woman in the unity of marriage. There are no obligations on earth sweeter or tender than those you are about to assume. There are no vows more solemn than those you are about to make.
Jessica Louise says (22:50):
*There is no human institution more sacred than that of the home you are about to form. True marriage is the holiest of all earthly relationships. The state of matrimony is based this deep, invisible union of two souls who seek to find completion in one another.

Do you understand this?
zoe.says (22:50):
**nods*
Patrick (#)says (22:51):
*Yeah
Jessica Louise says (22:51):
*Will you please face each other and join hands?
zoe.says (22:51):
*-faces patrick and takes his hands, smiling up at him
Jessica Louise says (22:52):
*Patrick , will you take this woman, whose hands you hold, choosing her alone to be your wedded wife? Will you live with her in the state of true matrimony? Will you love her, comfort her, through good times and bad, in sickness and in health, honor her at all times, and be faithful to her?
Patrick (#) says (22:53):
*I do
Jessica Louise says (22:53):
*Zoe , will you take this man, whose hands you hold, choosing him alone to be your wedded husband? Will you live with him in the state of true matrimony? Will you love him, comfort him, through good times and bad, in sickness and in health, honor him at all times, and be faithful to him?
zoe. says (22:53):
*I do. :)
Jessica Louise says (22:54):
*In as much as you, Patrick , and you Zoe , have consented together in the union of matrimony and you have pledged your faith each to the other in the presence of God and this company, now by the authority vested in me as a minister, I now pronounce you Husband and Wife!

You may kiss your Bride!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present Mrs. Zoe and Mr. Patrick McCaffery

[Stephanie]

yaaaaaaaay!

[Beastie]

Congratulations Zoe and Patrick!! :)

[Jessica.]

Congratulations both of you I wish you the best for a happy life.

[King Gizzard]

you are not authorised to wed people

you have to be a Reverend like Karl and Fowley

[zotler.]

Thank you, thank you very much everyone. :). This is the happiest day of my life. ;D.

[Stacey.]

:laugh: i think they make a good couple!

[Tom4784]

I'll give it a month

*Hands them a Toaster as a present*

[biglover]

what is this!?

[Jessica.]

you are not authorised to wed people

you have to be a Reverend like Karl and Fowley

I have had the most sacraments of everyone so I am officially the closest to God.

[Shasown]

I'll give it a month

*Hands them a Toaster as a present*

Not while they in the bath Dezzy and uplug it mate.

[Enid]

OK

[Beastie]

So where are you going on your honeymoon Pat and Zoe? :)

[Jessica.]

The party is now on!

[Shasown]

I have had the most sacraments of everyone so I am officially the closest to God.

really, have you ever been married or ordained?

[Patrick]

http://www.myweddingflowerideas.co.uk/wedding_cakes/wedding_cake_picture_db8_e.jpg

[Smithy]

I object!

[Jessica.]

OPmYbP0F4Zw

[Jessica.]

I object!

Overruled.

[Stephanie]

I object!
too late mate, they've been married 20 mins.

[GypsyGoth]

I object!

I would have objected too, but I wasn't asked :bawling:

[Smithy]

too late mate, they've been married 20 mins.

Oh FML

who were the witnesses to this marriage?

[Smithy]

Overruled.

Your a vicar not a judge you cant over rule

[Ramsay]

as an offical reverand
i render this marriage invalid
for the safety of tibb:joker:

[Callum]

congrats you two!

[Stephanie]

Oh FML

who were the witnesses to this marriage?
me and jack were there aswell.

[Patrick]

Oh FML

who were the witnesses to this marriage?


Jack was there.
Stephanie was there.
Jords was but he stormed out as Roxy needed the toilet.
Dizzie Rascal was on the door keeping watch but he could hear it all.

[Stephanie]

as an offical reverand
i render this marriage invalid
for the safety of tibb:joker:
who invited this drunk to the party :rolleyes:

[Jessica.]

wZv62ShoStY

[Stacey.]

Jords was but he stormed out as Roxy needed the toilet.
Dizzie Rascal was on the door keeping watch but he could hear it all.

:joker:

[Callum]

Steph how come your posting/online but it says your offline? :conf:

[Shasown]

who invited this drunk to the party :rolleyes:

he may be drunk but he is also quite correct a period of time has to be allowed for objections on the grounds of legality of the marriage.

[Smithy]

Jack was there.
Stephanie was there.
Jords was but he stormed out as Roxy needed the toilet.
Dizzie Rascal was on the door keeping watch but he could hear it all.

lmao

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

They are all appearing offline so nobody can see what they are doing

Its like the online version of the invisibility cloak

[King Gizzard]

They are all appearing offline so nobody can see what they are doing

Its like the online version of the invisibility cloak

[Stephanie]

he may be drunk but he is also quite correct a period of time has to be allowed for objections on the grounds of legality of the marriage.
i was kidding fgs.
Steph how come your posting/online but it says your offline? :conf:
i am wearing my invisibility cloak :)

[Jessica.]

They are all appearing offline so nobody can see what they are doing

Its like the online version of the invisibility cloak

;)

[Patrick]

who invited this drunk to the party :rolleyes:

Dizzie says he was on the list.

[Stephanie]

Dizzie says he was on the list.
i know that :rolleyes:

i was the one who scribbled his name on it 10 mins before.

[King Gizzard]

Stef are your eyes getting strained from all that looking at the ceiling?

[Jessica.]

Ci40ae8BlcE

[Stephanie]

Stef are your eyes getting strained from all that looking at the ceiling?
whaaat? :laugh:

[Shasown]

i was kidding fgs.


Whoooooooooosh

[Zippy]

Lets hope they don't breed.

[Beastie]

Lets hope they don't breed.

:hugesmile:

[\PJ/]

i give you death as a present

[Shasown]

Lets hope they don't breed.

Why?

Could be quite errr interesting.

[Patrick]

i give you death as a present

Who named you Grim Reaper?

[Callum]

i was kidding fgs.

i am wearing my invisibility cloak :)

Ahh I see, very cool indeed. :spin: Thanks Steph and Nath.

[Stephanie]

i give you death as a present
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalming.gif

[Zippy]

Was Jack the best man? Really?

Miss pansexual 2010.

[GypsyGoth]

I think Pat and Zoe would have very cool kids.

[Ramsay]

im not drunk

[King Gizzard]

If he had a kid now he'd only be about 27 when it was his age lol. Crazy

[Stacey.]

Was Jack the best man? Really?

Miss pansexual 2010.

:laugh2:

[Jessica.]

i give you death as a present

Epic fail!

[InOne]

O.o

[Stephanie]

i hope they are very happy together.

[GypsyGoth]

If he had a kid now he'd only be about 27 when it was his age lol. Crazy

He could be a great great great granfather by eighty :shocked:

[Callum]

i hope they are very happy together.

Do you prefer Steph, Stef or Steph?

[Patrick]

I think Pat and Zoe would have very cool kids.

Thank You :D

[Stephanie]

Do you prefer Steph, Stef or Steph?
most people call me steph, but anything is fine really.

[30stone]

Why dont i get invited into these convos...

[InOne]

The sad thing is, kids are actually having kids at this age lol

[InOne]

most people call me steph, but anything is fine really.

Can I call you blud?

[King Gizzard]

Why dont i get invited into these convos...

because chris hansen is watching your every move

[Stacey.]

Can I call you blud?

:laugh:

[Ramsay]

because chris hansen is watching your every move

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/chris%20hansen.jpg

[Twilight]

qt

[\PJ/]

Epic fail!

how can you say that? :laugh:

[Stephanie]

Can I call you blud?
yeh man.

[Shasown]

most people call me steph, but anything is fine really.

Is it okay to call you phanie?

[Stephanie]

Is it okay to call you phanie?
call me whatever you like, as i said.

[Zippy]

Unusual for the best man to take the groom up the aisle.

Sign of the times.

[30stone]

because chris hansen is watching your every move

****.

Im sure these are great convos to sit in on..

Would be a laugh.

[Shasown]

call me whatever you like, as i said.

Cool, Thank you

[Jessica.]

haha

[Beastie]

Give Steph a pet name ;)

[Shasown]

Give Steph a pet name ;)

I already have ;)

[Enid]

LOL "phanie".

You do crack me up, Shasown...

[zotler.]

I'm bumping this thread for the mere fact that I missed my own wedding thread party, I would like to thank you all. ;D. It would not of been the same without you. *Wipes tear from eye*

[Stephanie]

LOL "phanie".

You do crack me up, Shasown...
hahaha yeah it's ****ing hilarious :rolleyes: