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lily.
13-09-2005, 09:11 PM
Since you made one for me Tanser, I thought I would return the favour. So, where fore art thou, my little boybitch!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh:

Siouxsie
13-09-2005, 09:13 PM
:xyxwave:

lily.
13-09-2005, 09:14 PM
Hey Scoobs. This is my revenge on Tanser for his topic yesterday! LoL

Tanser_Man
13-09-2005, 09:15 PM
You jam tart :shocked:

Give me that goddam whip!

Siouxsie
13-09-2005, 09:15 PM
i wasnt on yesterday not feeling too good

lily.
13-09-2005, 09:18 PM
awww. sorry to hear that scoobs

lily.
13-09-2005, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
You jam tart :shocked:

Give me that goddam whip!

Oh,, I will give it to you alright.. ;-)

Tanser_Man
13-09-2005, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
You jam tart :shocked:

Give me that goddam whip!

Oh,, I will give it to you alright.. ;-)

Have yours back.

Didn't know there was so many kinky biatchs on ebay.

*tests it out*

lily.
13-09-2005, 09:20 PM
it's amazin wot u can pick up for a fiver ;-)

Tanser_Man
13-09-2005, 09:24 PM
£3.50 actually.

:hello:

lily.
13-09-2005, 09:25 PM
Bargain! was it a well-used one though? All tatty, shabby & smelly? :bigsmile:

Tanser_Man
13-09-2005, 09:27 PM
I thought it smelt of cheese, but put it down to them being crisp lovers.

lily.
13-09-2005, 09:28 PM
Oh man, that was pretty grim. Even coming from you! I'm appalled! :nono:

~Kizwiz~
14-09-2005, 04:22 PM
You both deserve a good whipping... you're as bad as each other!!

guttridge
14-09-2005, 06:05 PM
they are like brothers

Aflamo
14-09-2005, 07:41 PM
Ahh Whats this?

guttridge
14-09-2005, 07:42 PM
brother love

Aflamo
14-09-2005, 07:53 PM
Ok. Ciao ragazzi.

Siouxsie
14-09-2005, 07:56 PM
im still feeling low:bawling:

guttridge
14-09-2005, 08:26 PM
why when am on here

Sunny_01
14-09-2005, 09:14 PM
lol Stropz - poor Tanser stands no chance at all does he :elephant:

lily.
15-09-2005, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by kizwiz
You both deserve a good whipping... you're as bad as each other!!
I am SOOOOOO much worse than he will ever be! :laugh:


Originally posted by guttridge
they are like brothers
I hope that's not me ur talkin bout. I'm not a bloke mate! :shocked:


Originally posted by Sunny_01
lol Stropz - poor Tanser stands no chance at all does he :elephant:
Nope! he doesn't! Which is how it should be! hehe!

guttridge
15-09-2005, 11:57 AM
scooby ah

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by kizwiz
You both deserve a good whipping... you're as bad as each other!!
I am SOOOOOO much worse than he will ever be! :laugh:



Now that I know :laugh:

Tanser_Man
15-09-2005, 06:17 PM
But i'm depressed, i need a good spank.

guttridge
15-09-2005, 06:36 PM
sorry about the guy think

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
But i'm depressed, i need a good spank.

*gets paddle out* :laugh:

guttridge
15-09-2005, 07:14 PM
i need a hit to

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 07:16 PM
sorry... only one at a time

Tanser_Man
15-09-2005, 07:22 PM
Did stropz mention i brought a whip off ebay for £3.50?

It smells of cheese and onion crisps. Very odd.

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 07:23 PM
Yeah I read that!!!! Wonder what thats been used for :shocked::laugh:

Tanser_Man
15-09-2005, 07:28 PM
Well it is rather short....

Maybe they used it to cut cheese.

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 07:29 PM
Me thinks not!!!! Does it reallt smell that odd then?

lily.
15-09-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
But i'm depressed, i need a good spank.

Hey Darlin. Cheer up. Yer favourite MILF is here now... Woo Woo!

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 07:38 PM
LMAO!!!!

lily.
15-09-2005, 07:43 PM
U like that one Kizzy?

I got dressed up for the board tonight....

Dan_
15-09-2005, 07:48 PM
I will try not to get you mad then Stropz :spin:

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 07:52 PM
WOW stropz...... you go girl!!!!!!!! Do you do parties?

lily.
15-09-2005, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by BB fernzy
I will try not to get you mad then Stropz :spin:

That's the idea Dan. U don't get this sado-masochism bit do you? LoL J/K.. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

guttridge
15-09-2005, 08:08 PM
i dont

lily.
15-09-2005, 08:14 PM
U dont get much darlin. I fear for ur sanity at times :laugh:

guttridge
15-09-2005, 08:15 PM
i never and never will take duges

lily.
15-09-2005, 08:17 PM
u probably should. I reckon it would improve yer typing skills. :laugh:

guttridge
15-09-2005, 08:19 PM
nothing wrong with my skills mate

lily.
15-09-2005, 08:20 PM
If you let yer fingers do the talking, then hell knows where yer guna end up... :laugh:

guttridge
15-09-2005, 08:21 PM
yeh i argee

Siouxsie
15-09-2005, 08:53 PM
i won a whip at a ann sommers party its never been used

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 08:55 PM
Shame scoob... you could have a bit of fun with that :laugh:

Tanser_Man
15-09-2005, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
But i'm depressed, i need a good spank.

Hey Darlin. Cheer up. Yer favourite MILF is here now... Woo Woo!

I bet you made that after i crowned you the TIBB MILF! :laugh:

Tanser_Man
15-09-2005, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
u probably should. I reckon it would improve yer typing skills. :laugh:

Lmao!

I mean...

Thats harsh and utterly boomshank.:rolleyes:

Sunny_01
15-09-2005, 09:09 PM
and the madness continues - sometimes I am so glad I came on here just so I can log off and feel normal lol :dog:

Tanser_Man
15-09-2005, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Sunny_01
and the madness continues - sometimes I am so glad I came on here just so I can log off and feel normal lol :dog:

So I can't interest you in a quick spank?

It's free.

~Kizwiz~
15-09-2005, 09:11 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhh to be normal!! :hugesmile:

Sunny_01
15-09-2005, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Sunny_01
and the madness continues - sometimes I am so glad I came on here just so I can log off and feel normal lol :dog:

So I can't interest you in a quick spank?

It's free.

Well if it is free go on then!!!! I do love a good spanking

lily.
15-09-2005, 10:07 PM
what does normal feel like then?

lily.
15-09-2005, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
But i'm depressed, i need a good spank.

Hey Darlin. Cheer up. Yer favourite MILF is here now... Woo Woo!

I bet you made that after i crowned you the TIBB MILF! :laugh:

OOOOOOOOOh .. A crown! yAy.. do I get jewels n stuffs in it?

Sunny_01
15-09-2005, 10:09 PM
kind of pink and warm Stropz :joker:

lily.
15-09-2005, 10:11 PM
ooooooooh, i know somethin else which feels like that...

*looks at Tans.....

WHIPPPPPPPP!...

Sunny_01
15-09-2005, 10:11 PM
lol me to hehe :dance:

lily.
15-09-2005, 10:13 PM
I used to be angelic ya know.. he corrupted me..

*points.....----------->

Sunny_01
15-09-2005, 10:13 PM
nighty nite folks time this girl went to her bed - got to work tomorrow ( well part of it!!

I am a little sad though my girl is 18 in 40 mins and is on holiday - this will be her first birthday that I have not spent with her :bawling: kind of makes you realise that they are growing up!

lily.
15-09-2005, 10:14 PM
awwwwww... cmere n get a hug!!!!

Sweet Dreams girl.. *SmoooooooooooooooooocH*

Sunny_01
15-09-2005, 10:16 PM
huggles always make me feel better thanks Stropz - think I will go get a man hug off me hubby *wink wink hug *

Tanser you take care honey and remember you have us lot to look out for you and help you on the road to true madness

lily.
15-09-2005, 10:17 PM
yeah, a whole board full of MILFs.. lol

Tanser_Man
15-09-2005, 11:40 PM
Sounds alright to me, although me and stropz decided pre-heated only.

Then i can bake your cake.

Sunny_01
16-09-2005, 10:14 AM
So have you been able to get rid of the cheese and onion smell yet? I dont want to smell like that :devil:

guttridge
16-09-2005, 10:58 AM
hate them

lily.
16-09-2005, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Sounds alright to me, although me and stropz decided pre-heated only.

Then i can bake your cake.

If yer gonna be baking, you best put the work in first. Ain't no pre-heating going on here boy. Don't be lazy. Do the groundwork! :laugh:

Siouxsie
16-09-2005, 10:48 PM
mmmmm cheesy

guttridge
17-09-2005, 11:24 AM
:wavey:

Siouxsie
17-09-2005, 08:47 PM
:elephant:

guttridge
18-09-2005, 11:04 AM
:devil:

Tanser_Man
18-09-2005, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Sounds alright to me, although me and stropz decided pre-heated only.

Then i can bake your cake.

If yer going to be baking, you best put the work in first. Ain't no pre-heating going on here boy. Don't be lazy. Do the groundwork! :laugh:

So using the microwave is not allowed?

After all, i am a 44 year old transvestite with saggy boobs.

Tanser_Man
18-09-2005, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Sunny_01
So have you been able to get rid of the cheese and onion smell yet? I dont want to smell like that :devil:

No need to complain, you get what your given.

As grutlinger once put it, what a check :shocked:

guttridge
18-09-2005, 01:28 PM
what crisp do u like then

Sunny_01
18-09-2005, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Sunny_01
So have you been able to get rid of the cheese and onion smell yet? I dont want to smell like that :devil:

No need to complain, you get what your given.

As grutlinger once put it, what a check :shocked:

Oh ok bring on the cheese and onion!

Tanser_Man
18-09-2005, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by guttridge
what crisp do u like then

A pack.

Tanser_Man
18-09-2005, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Sunny_01
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Sunny_01
So have you been able to get rid of the cheese and onion smell yet? I dont want to smell like that :devil:

No need to complain, you get what your given.

As grutlinger once put it, what a check :shocked:

Oh ok bring on the cheese and onion!

There isn't no onion, just pure mature chedder.

I haven't washed in a while.