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dirtyvileHARRYuk
09-05-2010, 03:38 PM
ok so the joe can not give you this detail just yet < but i am sure they are all at it. i hope it makes you smile my poem about politics at present.

i do understand they have got a dirty seedy rotten world lol thats fully corupted



mp's and political party's sleeping together



this poem is not about porn-gate,

even if jacki smith failed justification claim did infuriate.

its all about the lack political satisfaction,

but what party's are going to have the love attraction.

liberal democrats are bang in the middle,

with brown or cameron either side, who's first to go down for a fiddle.

maybe a room will be rented,

the karma sutra book will be open and pages dented.

is a 3-sum off the agenda,

i am sure all tax payers are willing if needed is a bender.

but its far from clear and other are involved,

worms must come out of the wood work, if this is to be resolved.

minor party's will get there leg over,

they will feel important and be like butter and not clover.

it might fail and parliament will need a plaster,

then every uk citizen will be the true master.

a new general election is needed and i hope its a repeat,

because a massive change to uk politics is what need to taste sweet.

they are all sleazy and dirty rotten scum,

and i am so glad brown is out of the political bum.

so out of the 3 i am sleeping with the clegg,

unfair,disproportionate representation has created the smell of egg.

labour and conservatives will continue as they are a stag,

but really all they both are is a diseased ridden corrupt old slag.

sooty
12-05-2010, 09:48 PM
Hi Joe

I hope people are not really hoping that our lives are getting better from now on. It is the beginning of hard time for everybody until clear the debts.

Tighten our belt!

dirtyvileHARRYuk
13-05-2010, 08:24 AM
i can not get it any tighter < i am on the breadline lol but so i hear 6 million of cuts from today < start as they mean to go on torries lol how long before someone freaks out about these cuts ?

sooty
13-05-2010, 08:45 AM
can not get it any tighter < i am on the breadline lol

:bigsmile: Are not we all?
I am going to downgrade cats food to start with.
He he, cruel sooty.

dirtyvileHARRYuk
13-05-2010, 09:33 AM
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sooty < if you are already eating the cat food you are worce then the joe lol i am still one better and on dog food lol

maybe me and you move into togther and we can even go one step further and share a bowl a day lol.

sooty serously < you have to look after your pets and give them what they need < after all its not there fault.

sooty
13-05-2010, 10:23 PM
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sooty < if you are already eating the cat food you are worce then the joe lol i am still one better and on dog food lol

maybe me and you move into togther and we can even go one step further and share a bowl a day lol.

sooty serously < you have to look after your pets and give them what they need < after all its not there fault.

Quite, Joe.:thumbs: