Inappropriate Wedding Songs

[osbaldwick]

These for starters:

10cc I'm not in love
Beautiful South - Don't marry her...
Beatles - you're gonna lose that girl
Echo & the bunnymen - nothing ever lasts forever
Smiths - Heaven Knows I'm miserable now
Englebert Humperdink - Please release me

over to you...... :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Ugly Kid Joe - I hate everything about you

[Shaun]

Dolly Parton - D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Manic Street Preachers - Your Love Alone Is Not Enough
U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of

[Niamh.]

Black eyed peas - Where is the love?
The Doors - The End

[Niamh.]

kate Nash - Cracks in our foundation

not Lily Allen!

[Smithy]

Lily Allen - Cracks in our foundation

That was Kate Nash you silly moo

[Smithy]

Lily Allen - **** You

[Niamh.]

That was Kate Nash you silly moo

really?? I heard it on the radio a minute ago, it really sounds like Lily Allen!!:blush:

[Smithy]

really?? I heard it on the radio a minute ago, it really sounds like Lily Allen!!:blush:

Yep, Kate Nash all the way

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[Niamh.]

lol it really sounds like Lily!

[Sticks]

From Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/robinhood.asp)

A friend of a friend went out with his girlfriend for a romantic evening, topped off by a visit to the cinema to see the blockbuster movie Robin Hood — Prince of Thieves. They loved this touching, rather tender film, and especially the smoochy theme song, "Everything I Do, I Do It For You." Later the same night, as they listened to "their" song in a local pub, the boyfriend went down on one knee, proposed, and his paramour enthusiastically said yes.

Come the day of the wedding, the groom, waiting for his future wife to arrive at the church, had a word with the church organist. He asked the organist if he could play their song, the theme from Robin Hood, instead of the standard wedding march. The organist, a stickler for tradition, asked the groom if he was sure. The groom said he'd never been more sure of anything.

As the bride entered the hushed church, the organist stuck up the Robin Hood theme as arranged. The only problem was he'd never heard of Bryan Adams. Instead, he accompanied the bride's procession with the jaunty and highly inappropriate "Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen" theme from the Sixties television series of the same name.

What she wanted
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What she got

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:joker:

[Niamh.]

hahaha, You'd have to laugh though, it's a good wedding day story to have anyway!

[ILoveTRW]

Frankee - **** you right back

[Niamh.]

Beautiful South - Song for whoever

[Smithy]

Fag Hag - Lily Allen

[Niamh.]

Gloria Gaynor - I will survive

[Harry!]

Busted - Glad I Crashed The Wedding

[Patrick]

Busted - Crash the wedding.


Frankee - **** you right back

:joker::joker::joker:

[Sticks]

Not a song per se

A friend was unable to attend a wedding and decided to send a Bible quote via telegram and came up with 1John 4:18 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1John%204:18&version=NIV) Which reads:

There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love.

However the operator of the telegraph was unfamiliar with the Bible, assumed the 1 was a mistake and sent John 4:18 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%204:18&version=NIV) which reads:

Jesus said to her, "You are right when you say you have no husband. The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true."

:shocked:

[Vladimir]

Ludacris - Ho

[Niamh.]

Prodigy - smack my bitch up