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Beastie
11-05-2010, 09:46 PM
David Cameron will be "getting some" tonight I bet.. by his pregnant wife Samantha Cameron ;)
Don't ya think?
Niamh.
11-05-2010, 09:47 PM
sideways sex
Smithy
11-05-2010, 09:47 PM
lmao
They look like Bond Villians
Beastie
11-05-2010, 09:49 PM
lmao
They look like Bond Villians
Ey in one pic David gave his wife a dirty sexual look.... I bet they are at it like rabbits now! well like slow rabbits because Samantha is pregnant.
GypsyGoth
11-05-2010, 09:49 PM
:laugh2:
I wonder if Gordon will join in on the first night, kinda a going away gift.
Shasown
11-05-2010, 09:51 PM
Nah David will be in Sam, no holes barred, its a very special night.
Patrick
11-05-2010, 09:51 PM
:laugh2:
I wonder if Gordon will join in on the first night, kinda a going away gift.
:joker:
Beastie
11-05-2010, 09:51 PM
:laugh2:
I wonder if Gordon will join in on the first night, kinda a going away gift.
:hugesmile:
Nah doubt it... but I do think Clegg will join in with David and Samantha.. there is always sex inuendo involved within the politicians.. they just know how to keep it more discreet.... ;)
Beastie
11-05-2010, 09:52 PM
Nah David will be in Sam, no holes barred, its a very special night.
Yeah I am sure pregnant women enjoy a lot of bum sex.
Shaun
11-05-2010, 09:55 PM
Let's hope Nick Clegg is involved somehow.
Shasown
11-05-2010, 09:55 PM
Yeah I am sure pregnant women enjoy a lot of bum sex.
So do lots of non pregnant women.
Its good for them.
Niamh.
11-05-2010, 09:57 PM
So do lots of non pregnant women.
Its good for them.
You keep telling yourself that!
Shasown
11-05-2010, 10:04 PM
You keep telling yourself that!
Nope its scientific fact
Women have more pleasure nerves in and around the anus, than the vagina.
Absorption of the feel good chemicals in ejaculate is quicker and more effective in the lower colon than in the tissues of the vaginal walls.
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:06 PM
When politicians get sexy.......
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/davidcameronstyle.jpg
Shasown
11-05-2010, 10:07 PM
Bet he is up to his nuts in guts even as we debate this!
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:08 PM
http://radiantlibrary.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cam_sexy.jpg
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:08 PM
Bet he is up to his nuts in guts even as we debate this!
Haha yes I know..... lucky bastard. Well actually Samantha is a lucky bitch.
Niamh.
11-05-2010, 10:09 PM
Nope its scientific fact
Women have more pleasure nerves in and around the anus, than the vagina.
Absorption of the feel good chemicals in ejaculate is quicker and more effective in the lower colon than in the tissues of the vaginal walls.
spoken like a true man! You enjoy it too then?
Shasown
11-05-2010, 10:09 PM
http://radiantlibrary.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cam_sexy.jpg
You really are one sick individual aint ya?
Shasown
11-05-2010, 10:10 PM
spoken like a true man! You enjoy it too then?
I enjoy all acts with a mutually consenting partner. And it was a woman who highlighted those facts to me.
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:12 PM
You really are one sick individual aint ya?
;)
Ya mean google is!! Well I did want Cameron to become PM but if he balls the country up.. then what is wrong with a bit light heartedness sexual references to keep the UK on it's toes.. and feeling horny!!
Niamh.
11-05-2010, 10:13 PM
I enjoy all acts with a mutually consenting partner. And it was a woman who highlighted those facts to me.
maybe so but I would say more woman dont enjoy it then do!
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:13 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nk-hBiZZFMI/SwdXp8qZaqI/AAAAAAAAAx4/LCCSQTZfgRA/s1600/david-cameron-education-policy.jpg
Shasown
11-05-2010, 10:14 PM
;)
Ya mean google is!! Well I did want Cameron to become PM but if he balls the country up.. then what is wrong with a bit light heartedness sexual references to keep the UK on it's toes.. and feeling horny!!
Cant disagree with that.
Get onto the sun they may print his face to be worn as a mask for all those people to whom power is an aphrodisiac.
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:14 PM
maybe so but I would say more woman dont enjoy it then do!
I bet maybe most just like a little poking up there but not a full on cock ramming up their arse!
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:15 PM
Cant disagree with that.
Get onto the sun they may print his face to be worn as a mask for all those people to whom power is an aphrodisiac.
Omg a mask.. I bet he has a gimp mask on now.. as like you said.. as we are.. "debating". lol
Ahh dear love it when this forum turns into a SEX FEST! :hugesmile:
Shasown
11-05-2010, 10:16 PM
I bet maybe most just like a little poking up there but not a full on cock ramming up their arse!
First off forget the porn films, no need to go ramming.
Not unless she can take a fist.
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:18 PM
First off forget the porn films, no need to go ramming.
Not unless she can take a fist.
Depends how big the woman's sh!t is..
Niamh.
11-05-2010, 10:18 PM
I bet maybe most just like a little poking up there but not a full on cock ramming up their arse!
Beast by name Beast my nature:joker: you're so funny hahaha
Beastie
11-05-2010, 10:19 PM
Beast by name Beast my nature:joker: you're so funny hahaha
Lol thanks :) well probs a bit more funny when it comes to the "sexual references" :laugh:
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