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Harry!
15-05-2010, 05:31 PM
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Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan give their verdicts on acts in Cardiff, Manchester and London. Ant and Dec meet the contestants backstage as some of them get one step closer to their dream of appearing at the Royal Variety Performance.

@ 8pm

Question : If you were going to audition for Britain's Got Talent what would your talent be?

_Seth
15-05-2010, 05:32 PM
5? I thought this next show was the 4th. :shocked: I must've missed one. :(

Harry!
15-05-2010, 05:34 PM
5? I thought this next show was the 4th. :shocked: I must've missed one. :(

Its defo the 5th, Check the BGT forum area.

edge_
15-05-2010, 06:41 PM
yeh its 5th. I hope we have more fails in the show today. I love seeing people make fool of themselves.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 06:57 PM
Soon.

Maia
15-05-2010, 07:00 PM
yeh its 5th. I hope we have more fails in the show today. I love seeing people make fool of themselves.

As funny as it is, we've had too many fails. We need to see more talented acts.

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:01 PM
woop.

GypsyGoth
15-05-2010, 07:02 PM
:dance:

GypsyGoth
15-05-2010, 07:04 PM
Question : If you were going to audition for Britain's Got Talent what would your talent be?

Sex

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:06 PM
She gave them all presents!

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:06 PM
oh dear what a weirdo.

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:08 PM
hahahahhahaha.

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:09 PM
Hahahaha loved the raver.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:09 PM
What the hell?

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:10 PM
this is such a fail.

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:10 PM
These **** acts get on my tits so much.

They're rarely funny, and not good television at all.

****, pass me a gun.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:11 PM
He needs to do his hair.

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:12 PM
oh dear.

GypsyGoth
15-05-2010, 07:12 PM
Hahaha he is bonkers.

Jessica.
15-05-2010, 07:14 PM
Ribena spilling

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:14 PM
My first Saturday night in for a studpidly long time and I have to endure this cack. :bawling:

Jessica.
15-05-2010, 07:15 PM
Sex

:joker:

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:15 PM
My first Saturday night in for a studpidly long time and I have to endure this cack. :bawling:

They sometimes get better as the show goes on.

Jessica.
15-05-2010, 07:15 PM
Stupid food ads grr

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:16 PM
surely there must be SOME talented people in britain.

GypsyGoth
15-05-2010, 07:18 PM
surely there must be SOME talented people in britain.

I bet this guy is good.

Jessica.
15-05-2010, 07:20 PM
Hmm the crowd is kinda blocking him out.

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:20 PM
he's alright.

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:21 PM
Average.

Needs to stop doing that weird Diana Vickers hand thing aswell.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:21 PM
Quite good.

eye sea
15-05-2010, 07:24 PM
Probably been singing professionally since he was a baby.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:24 PM
Simon likes any girls who are attractive.

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:25 PM
That girl just now doing the gymnastics with the ribbon type things, why the fudge didn't she get a full slot over some to of the **** we've had to sit through? That looked amazing.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:26 PM
That girl just now doing the gymnastics with the ribbon type things, why the fudge didn't she get a full slot over some to of the **** we've had to sit through? That looked amazing.

Because they 'think' we would rather watch bad acts then good ones.

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:28 PM
omg these guys are sick.

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:28 PM
Because they 'think' we would rather watch bad acts then good ones.

Yeah :( Takes the biscuit really.

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Fair play, I thought these were going to be another two gormless idots, but that was actually pretty good and entertaining.

GypsyGoth
15-05-2010, 07:28 PM
They were very good.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:28 PM
Quite unique act.

Jessica.
15-05-2010, 07:29 PM
They were epic.

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:29 PM
i thought they were gonna be **** LOL.

GypsyGoth
15-05-2010, 07:29 PM
:hello:

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:30 PM
i thought they were gonna be **** LOL.

Same.

GypsyGoth
15-05-2010, 07:30 PM
i thought they were gonna be **** LOL.

Me too :laugh:

Ruth*Star
15-05-2010, 07:32 PM
Those two lads were really epic. Breakdancing to Eastenders theme tune, I never thought I'd see that.

Jessica.
15-05-2010, 07:36 PM
Back

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:37 PM
Poetry never is interesting on act.

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:38 PM
Great wang eye going on there.

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:38 PM
*facepalm*

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:39 PM
:sleep:

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:40 PM
is this what they call entertainment now? *major facepalm*

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:41 PM
Amanda are you stupid?

eye sea
15-05-2010, 07:41 PM
That fat transvestite was terrible.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:44 PM
These big groups we have all seen before...

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:45 PM
they are pretty sick.

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:46 PM
As far as dance groups go, they were average at best.

These dance groups are going to have to be more original and better Diversity if they stand a chance, they're all just so generic.

GypsyGoth
15-05-2010, 07:48 PM
Pretty good dance group.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:50 PM
As far as dance groups go, they were average at best.

These dance groups are going to have to be more original and better Diversity if they stand a chance, they're all just so generic.

Yes I agree, there are far too many generic dance groups on the shw now.

Stephanie
15-05-2010, 07:56 PM
omfg LOLOLOL that was hilarious.

Harry!
15-05-2010, 07:56 PM
Quite good. Did do a range of accurate voices.

KG.
15-05-2010, 07:57 PM
Was pretty decent, but I can't imagine the Queen is an avid Simpsons follower :laugh:

Jessica.
15-05-2010, 07:57 PM
he was very good

Harry!
15-05-2010, 08:27 PM
Good band on more talent.

Kerry
15-05-2010, 10:20 PM
No one stood out for me today. The impressionist guy was good but it's a dated act IMO

Stacey.
15-05-2010, 10:34 PM
Were about 3 good acts tonight.

Kerry
15-05-2010, 10:44 PM
I thought some were good but none shone really. You know like each week there always seems to be one that really sticks out?

Stacey.
15-05-2010, 10:47 PM
I thought some were good but none shone really. You know like each week there always seems to be one that really sticks out?

yeah like Olivia Archbold. :love:
did love Josh Barry though.

Kerry
16-05-2010, 12:34 AM
yeah like Olivia Archbold. :love:
did love Josh Barry though.

Olivia was fab

Brekkie
16-05-2010, 11:18 AM
Probably the best show of the series last night after the god-damn awful start with all the crap.

Josh was very good, as were the two break dancing to EastEnders. Agree though most the dance troupes are struggling in comparison to Diversity - they won last year because they bought something new to the show, all this years are doing is the same stuff.

The comedian/impressionist at the end was awful though. It was refreshing to see an impression from the 21st century to begin with, but frankly it wasn't a very good one - and then he fell into the same old trap of doing all the old stuff with his cartoon voices. Yes, the likes of Popeye and Scooby Doo may be timeless to people 30+, but they are far from current and a good impressionist is someone who can take off the figures of today.


The first singer on ITV2 wasn't bad either, along with the magic dancing kid.

ElProximo
16-05-2010, 11:33 AM
No one stood out for me today. The impressionist guy was good but it's a dated act IMO

my thoughts too. The teen singer was good but not really outstanding.
Dance group was just 'ok'.
I thought the 'comedy breakdancers' were entertaining but again nothing too amazing either.

The impressionist dude was fairly good but you are right about his act being being dated. I'd say about 1995 and even then some of his voices were.. meh.. done so often.

yeah, I was not to impressed with anyone tonight. Oddly enough I kinda liked the old hippy dentist. looks like Im alone on that one heh

Jackie
16-05-2010, 11:56 AM
I enjoyed last nights show some pretty good dance acts i like the man who did the impressions,Harry Hill etc.

eye sea
17-05-2010, 04:02 PM
The guy doing the impressions was like something from the 1980s. Old tired act, done better by the likes of Little and Large.