Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

[Jayson]

Dishcush

[Patrick]

hmmm..

[InOne]

No, they didn't exist.

[Jayson]

Exactemundo

[Stacey.]

there's no such thing as Adam and Eve :)

[Patrick]

No, they didn't exist.

This.

[Jayson]

Say they did exist

Would they have had belly buttons?

[Glenn.]

I havent got a belly button.

Well the flab around my belly button has grown a belly button.

When I was born al my insides were on the outside.

[Jayson]

Impressive

[Lucy.]

Well they wern't born in the same sense as a baby with an Umbilical cord so presumably not...

[InOne]

Say they did exist

Would they have had belly buttons?

Well Adam was made from dirt and Eve from his Rib, in the image of God. So does God have a belly button?

[Jayson]

Well Adam was made from dirt and Eve from his Rib, in the image of God. So does God have a belly button?

According to Christians, God isn't a person, so no.

[Glenn.]

This is what I had

Gastroschisis (http://rarediseases.about.com/od/rarediseasesg/a/gastroschisis05.htm)

[arista]

Dishcush


This is Not a Serious Debate



Can a Mod or Admin
please move this to General Chat.

[InOne]

According to Christians, God isn't a person, so no.

But according to the Bible, he was made in their image. So guess they can't have done thing. (If we go by Christians twisted logic)

[GypsyGoth]

God has a willy, how else did he **** Mary.

[Jayson]

Of course it is a serious debate arista, maybe you should try contributing to it rather than using the same old tiresome gimmicks again.

[arista]

Of course it is a serious debate arista, maybe you should try contributing to it rather than using the same old tiresome gimmicks again.


Why is it Serious

There is no Adam and Eve
its a Fable.


You are just Another Joker Poster

[Mrluvaluva]

God has a willy, how else did he **** Mary.

She had an annunciation. How this was possible I do not know.

[arista]

No, they didn't exist.



Bang on Right

Wise InOne

[arista]

hmmm..



Yes Pat
its a Joke thread

[Beastie]

God has a willy, how else did he **** Mary.

:hugesmile:

Adam and Eve were dirty son of a bitches. I think Adam was a peedo and Eve was underage.

[Shasown]

Of course Adam and Eve had belly buttons, forget all that scientific mumbo jumbo about umbilical cords etc, its all to do with when god puts you in the oven, he uses his finger to test when you are ready to come out, the belly button is the imprint of his finger.

You lot know nothing do you.

There are two types of belly button INies who were at the right texture when god tested them and OUTies these are when the person is slightly undercooked and the tummy sticks to gods fingers.

What on earth do they teach people at school nowadays. media studies, Psychology, drama and art, nothing really useful for life in the real world.

[Jayson]

lmao

[Shasown]

God has a willy, how else did he **** Mary.

Dont be silly gods willy is the holy spirit, it says in the bible that the holy spirit filled Mary. Dont be too impressed though she was at the time a virgin so he might not be that big.

[Niamh.]

This is what I had

Gastroschisis (http://rarediseases.about.com/od/rarediseasesg/a/gastroschisis05.htm)

ew, poor you, are you ok now?

[DrunkerThanMoses]

What I wanno know is, if Adam and Eve had 2 boys and the one bump the other guy off, how did he had kids? Did he have sex with his mother, or the first women adam didnt like?

[Crimson Dynamo]

As the current knowledge we have suggests that we all come from one woman who lived in Africa, perhaps it is not such a silly question.

[ElProximo]

What I wanno know is, if Adam and Eve had 2 boys and the one bump the other guy off, how did he had kids? Did he have sex with his mother, or the first women adam didnt like?

I'm going to try and answer your question AND the Belly Button Q and here we go...

....... Adam and Eve had plenty of children. More than just Cain, Abel and Seth. The text suggests that women after Eve had more difficult and longer childbirths.
Eve (who lived for many centuries) may have had hundreds of children.
While Cain and Abel are referred to as 'brothers' it is interesting that the others are not referred to that way but as 'other people'.
They mate with 'other people' and not 'sisters'.
IF you 'extrapolate backwards' then the (in our terminology) the 'sisters and brothers' would have massive genetic diversity between them and so (by our standards) are nothing like 'brother and sister' at all.
In fact, if you look at it this way - an Irish couple is far far more like an 'inbreeding incestuous' match than would be Seth and the 'other person' woman he marries.
This would also square with God waiting some time before declaring something now called 'incest' to be unlawful.

Now for the Belly Buttons..

... I am going to say that Adam and Eve both had Unused Belly Buttons.
What?
Well they may not have had an actual 'cord tie' squiggle but I am going to side with 'divots' or 'dimples' you might say.
Why?
the way I see it is that God forms them as adults anyways and so for that matter they already are 'as if' having had baby, toddler, teen bodies. Presumably Adam has a post-pubescent body and I suppose the glands able to have done that,
but,
not just because they were formed 'as if having grown' but because they were formed with the intention of being 'templates'.
Those 'templates' would have the belly-button codes and so I suppose the 'divots' where their replications need to have them.

So I say unused belly-button place-holder indents.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I'm going to try and answer your question AND the Belly Button Q and here we go...

....... Adam and Eve had plenty of children. More than just Cain, Abel and Seth. The text suggests that women after Eve had more difficult and longer childbirths.
Eve (who lived for many centuries) may have had hundreds of children.
While Cain and Abel are referred to as 'brothers' it is interesting that the others are not referred to that way but as 'other people'.
They mate with 'other people' and not 'sisters'.
IF you 'extrapolate backwards' then the (in our terminology) the 'sisters and brothers' would have massive genetic diversity between them and so (by our standards) are nothing like 'brother and sister' at all.
In fact, if you look at it this way - an Irish couple is far far more like an 'inbreeding incestuous' match than would be Seth and the 'other person' woman he marries.
This would also square with God waiting some time before declaring something now called 'incest' to be unlawful.

Now for the Belly Buttons..

... I am going to say that Adam and Eve both had Unused Belly Buttons.
What?
Well they may not have had an actual 'cord tie' squiggle but I am going to side with 'divots' or 'dimples' you might say.
Why?
the way I see it is that God forms them as adults anyways and so for that matter they already are 'as if' having had baby, toddler, teen bodies. Presumably Adam has a post-pubescent body and I suppose the glands able to have done that,
but,
not just because they were formed 'as if having grown' but because they were formed with the intention of being 'templates'.
Those 'templates' would have the belly-button codes and so I suppose the 'divots' where their replications need to have them.

So I say unused belly-button place-holder indents.

Cheers for the answer :)