View Full Version : Are you a sexist pig????
Beastie
17-05-2010, 04:55 PM
Are you a sexist pig????
OWN UP!
Mrluvaluva
17-05-2010, 04:56 PM
No. Now get back in the kitchen where you belong.
Lucy.
17-05-2010, 04:56 PM
Oink.
InOne
17-05-2010, 04:57 PM
Women know their place in my world. They get out of line. BOOOOOM
Beastie
17-05-2010, 04:57 PM
Oink.
Would you like some Oinkment? :hugesmile:
LOL, one post in and the kitchen jokes are out.
Sexist jokes are always a laugh, but no I'm not sexist.
Stacey.
17-05-2010, 05:03 PM
i don't get the sexist jokes and kitchen thing
i don't get the sexist jokes and kitchen thing
That's 'cause you're a woman.
(did I really just say that?)
Beastie
17-05-2010, 05:05 PM
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
Beastie
17-05-2010, 05:06 PM
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Jayson
17-05-2010, 05:07 PM
Ya see the biggest mistake we made was givin' women the vote
Shasown
17-05-2010, 05:07 PM
Yes beastie I am. Now get off that computer and get your ass in the kitchen and get me a beer.
Wheres my tea woman!
Beastie
17-05-2010, 05:08 PM
Yes beastie I am. Now get off that computer and get your ass in the kitchen and get me a beer.
Wheres my tea woman!
Shoved up your arse!
Shasown
17-05-2010, 05:09 PM
Why do women get married in white?
Coz thats the colour of most domestic appliances
Shasown
17-05-2010, 05:10 PM
Shoved up your arse!
I hope you cleaned that funnel properly girl.
Whats wife stand for
Washing Ironing ****ing Etc
InOne
17-05-2010, 05:10 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
Q: A man runs over his wife, whose fault is it?
A: The man's, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Photon
17-05-2010, 05:39 PM
Yes. Vagina's are gross.
arista
17-05-2010, 05:41 PM
Are you a sexist pig????
OWN UP!
No
if she wants On Top of Me
No Problem.
Life In The Fast Lane.
arista
17-05-2010, 05:42 PM
Shoved up your arse!
Ohh you Like it Hard.
arista
17-05-2010, 05:42 PM
Yes. Vagina's are gross.
No they are not.
Stacey.
17-05-2010, 05:49 PM
No they are not.
LOL!!!!i
Shasown
17-05-2010, 06:07 PM
No they are not.
On that we agree, Tin man.
Whilst not all are totally pleasing to everyones eye, they do hold a certain attraction for me.
Ninastar
17-05-2010, 06:08 PM
Q: A man runs over his wife, whose fault is it?
A: The man's, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
PMSL! x
Photon
17-05-2010, 06:18 PM
Women are gross and I will vomit on their gross vagina's. I don't even want them in my kitchen with all their grossness.
Shaun
17-05-2010, 06:33 PM
I wish Facebook would tone down on the number of woman-kitchen jokes...I mean some can be really funny, but they're usually lost in a sea of repetitive sh1te.
WOMBAI
17-05-2010, 07:48 PM
All these kitchen jokes are beyond boring! Can't people think of anything original! Shows a definite lack of inventiveness!
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-05-2010, 07:49 PM
vaginas are disgusting they look like a hippo yawning
InOne
17-05-2010, 07:51 PM
My wife left me yesterday. I feel so angry, confused and frustrated. I just don't know what to do anymore.
Do I butter both the slices of bread or just one?
Patrick
17-05-2010, 07:51 PM
i don't get the sexist jokes and kitchen thing
What do you get really?
Patrick
17-05-2010, 07:51 PM
My wife left me yesterday. I feel so angry, confused and frustrated. I just don't know what to do anymore.
Do I butter both the slices of bread or just one?
:joker::joker::joker:
Patrick
17-05-2010, 07:52 PM
I wish Facebook would tone down on the number of woman-kitchen jokes...I mean some can be really funny, but they're usually lost in a sea of repetitive sh1te.
LOL I read that with excitment thinking it was a joke waiting for a punch line.. :(
InOne
17-05-2010, 07:52 PM
I was wondering if anyone could tell me which channel I could find the Womens FA Cup Final on?
I've already checked cooking and comedy...
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-05-2010, 07:53 PM
http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/wes/projects/sofie6_7/webpages/Ella/Ella%27s%20Webpage/images/Hippo-Yawn.jpg
SarcasticCat
17-05-2010, 07:58 PM
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
InOne
17-05-2010, 07:59 PM
You just know when a relationship is about to end.
My girlfriend rang me at work this morning and asked how to change a lightbulb in the bathroom.
"It's very simple", I said, "First fill the bath with water....."
Beastie
17-05-2010, 10:05 PM
All these kitchen jokes are beyond boring! Can't people think of anything original! Shows a definite lack of inventiveness!
I knew you would post in here Wombai! Love you <3
Beastie
17-05-2010, 10:07 PM
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Beastie
17-05-2010, 10:08 PM
Why do women not offer sex all the time?
Because there's no pay involved.
Beastie
17-05-2010, 10:09 PM
Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet
30stone
17-05-2010, 10:31 PM
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