The King has been Captured. Myself and Linus are recruiting a team to rescue him.

[Locke.]

We have conquered James and his horrible plan to keep us on this forum, and now it is time to rescue The Great King Andyman, who has been missing a few months now and news has just came in that he has been captured by three of his arch nemesis': Setanta, Jessica and Jack_. They are said to have visciously assaulted the King while he was off duty and hid him in a Underground Hatch. Myself and Linus are going in search of the King and are recruiting a team to help us with our mission. Sign your name up below to help save the Greatest King the Country has ever Seen.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4373/19145245028343514648173.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090916/Big-Bad/benjamin-linus_l.jpg

[Shaun]

God be with you.

[Locke.]

Shaun your expertise are needed for this mission, we need you to take out Jessica

[Jessica.]

I was actually great friends with andyman!

[SarcasticCat]

Royalty on a forum? Good God.

[GypsyGoth]

I miss andyman.

[Stacey.]

i'm in on this.
Andyman was great.

[Jessica.]

I miss andyman.

I miss him more! :(

[Twilight]

Mehhh this is dumb, but its funny so rofl

[Twilight]

Nom nom nom;)

[Ninastar]

Stacey wants andy inside her soo bad.

[GypsyGoth]

I miss him more! :(

I hope he comes back for bb.

[Smithy]

Stacey wants andy inside her soo bad.

:laugh2:

LMFAO So true

[Locke.]

Must be a bit like you then

[Twilight]

Stacey wants andy inside her soo bad.

Not as much as i want lewis inside of me ;)
Joke


i think;]

[Stacey.]

Not as much as i want lewis inside of me ;)
Joke


i think;]

what happened to Joe.?

[Smithy]

Must be a bit like you then

And yet, your the one with him in your avatar, makes ya think don't it

[Locke.]

This thread is about rescuing the King not kids having sex with one another.

[Twilight]

what happened to Joe.?

He has a gf soo;p

[Novo]

This is a serious matter!

Keep all the sex talk to one side

Me and Locke have a mission to complete here

[Twilight]

LOL i say we all talk about sex now;)

[Jack_]

This thread is about rescuing the King not kids having sex with one another.

:joker:

Anyway, I miss andyman too. In all seriousness, did he not tell any of you that he was leaving or anything?

[Locke.]

Infractions will not stop us from completing our mission James

[Twilight]

Andy so wants david ;P

[Locke.]

Andy so wants david ;P

He will have to get in line

[Novo]

Twilight go and change your T shirt

[Twilight]

LOLz

[Ramsay]

I will join
we need the king back

[James]

Infractions will not stop us from completing our mission James

Why not just email him (Andyman)?

[Locke.]

Why not just email him (Andyman)?

It is more fun this way

[Novo]

Yeah, because someone with a name as gay as Novo is straight

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_02/NachoNovoCar_468x320.jpg

Very straight.

[Smithy]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_02/NachoNovoCar_468x320.jpg

Very straight.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/26/article-1267194271277-087AC406000005DC-721606_304x456.jpg



Pictures prove nothing

[Novo]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/26/article-1267194271277-087AC406000005DC-721606_304x456.jpg



Pictures prove nothing

http://www.rangers.co.uk/articles/20100116/oh-baby-nacho-dedicates-goal-to-son_2254024_1934552

GOAL hero Nacho Novo dedicated his vital clincher to new son Javier as Rangers dug out a crucial victory at Hamilton.

And now the little Spaniard is hoping to get a good night's sleep after partner Donna gave birth to Javier last week!



Need any more Proof smithy boy?

[Smithy]

http://www.rangers.co.uk/articles/20100116/oh-baby-nacho-dedicates-goal-to-son_2254024_1934552

GOAL hero Nacho Novo dedicated his vital clincher to new son Javier as Rangers dug out a crucial victory at Hamilton.

And now the little Spaniard is hoping to get a good night's sleep after partner Donna gave birth to Javier last week!



Need any more Proof smithy boy?

Pretty sure Ricky Martin had two kids and was married

[Novo]

Pretty sure Ricky Martin had two kids and was married

Difference is Ricky Martin has came out,

Nacho Novo hasn't and never will. so stop wishing for a miracle.

[Smithy]

Difference is Ricky Martin has came out,

Novo hasn't and never will. so stop wishing for a miracle.

Yea Novo is gonna come out

Me thinks thou doth protest to much Andy boy, and you thin it'd be a miracle if he came out? Thats a bit gay isnt it?

[Ninastar]

It would be sad if he turned out gay, because he is really hot. One of the nicest footballers I've seen.

[Zippy]

Twilight go and change your T shirt

:hugesmile:

[Novo]

Speak English you muppet.. Didn't get a word of what you meant there..

And yes " you would be wishing for a miracle" meaning " You ".. you have to accept not everyone bats for the same side as you..

And you were saying about John locke being camp before

Oh god...

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2006/08/alancarrPA310806_243x255.jpg

[Smithy]

Speak English you muppet.. Didn't get a word of what you meant there..

And yes " you would be wishing for a miracle" meaning " You ".. you have to accept not everyone bats for the same side as you..

And you were saying about John locke being camp before

Oh god...

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2006/08/alancarrPA310806_243x255.jpg
Sorry if its to hard for you to see a simple reference to a Shakespearian quote, I'll try and keep it simple for you in future.

And my sig is funny, don't you have a sense of humor or are you too busy bumming David to grow one.

[Shaun]

it's "thou", not "though". <_<

[Smithy]

it's "thou", not "though". <_<

Semantics

[Novo]

Sorry if its to hard for you to see a simple reference to a Shakespearian quote, I'll try and keep it simple for you in future.

And my sig is funny, don't you have a sense of humor or are you too busy bumming David to grow one.

We are on a big brother forum you bellend..why would you bring any shakespeare qoutes into a conversation.. Oh wait i forgot it's smithy here.. the guy who doesn't make any sense at all. I would prefer it if you use straight forward modern day english? is that to hard for you?..

Your Sig is ****e.. and it is not funny at all. And you seem to like talking about bumming a lot? not suprised really though...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

catfight :cat:

[Jack_]

I have deja vu.

[Smithy]

We are on a big brother forum you bellend..why would you bring any shakespeare qoutes into a conversation.. Oh wait i forgot it's smithy here.. the guy who doesn't make any sense at all. I would prefer it if you use straight forward modern day english? is that to hard for you?..

Your Sig is ****e.. and it is not funny at all. And you seem to like talking about bumming a lot? not suprised really though...

I brought a quote here not a qoute

And I make no sense?
You and your bum buddy come here every other day to make a thread involving characters from some dumbass TV show which makes no sense, pretending to be cool, when really you just come across as really sad asswipes

[Smithy]

I have deja vu.

From When?

[Novo]

I don't care what you brought here.. one things for sure though it was a load of ****e...

Me and John Locke have come here to make a thread because we are here to save the forum from people like you.. you stupid little Mong.. And it makes a lot of sense if you actually have the intelligence to learn what it means but that's a bit much to ask for your sorry excuse for a brain.. Me and John Locke are the Coolest people you will ever meet, and you just sorry you can't be anything like us.. Keep praying though and maybe god will grant you with the Gift he granted me and Locke... but he probably hates you for being a Twat..

[Smithy]

I don't care what you brought here.. one things for sure though it was a load of ****e...

Me and John Locke have come here to make a thread because we are here to save the forum from people like you.. you stupid little Mong.. And it makes a lot of sense if you actually have the intelligence to learn what it means but that's a bit much to ask for your sorry excuse for a brain.. Me and John Locke are the Coolest people you will ever meet, and you just sorry you can't be anything like us.. Keep praying though and maybe god will grant you with the Gift he granted me and Locke... but he probably hates you for being a Twat..

Yeah see, that whole paragraph ^ shows you should probably turn the TV off once in a while and go outside.
Just get a bit of fresh air, Im sure it will do you the world of good

[Iceman]

From When?

this time last year.....you are now twilight.....

[Zippy]

It's the battle of the huge signatures. You don't get many posts per page when these two fight.

[Smithy]

this time last year.....you are now twilight.....

omg :|

[Smithy]

It's the battle of the huge signatures. You don't get many posts per page when these two fight.

You always get the same amount of posts per page no matter what the size of the sigs :s

[Novo]

Yeah see, that whole paragraph ^ shows you should probably turn the TV off once in a while and go outside.
Just get a bit of fresh air, Im sure it will do you the world of good

Is that your only comeback? Pathetic.. really was expecting a bit better from you.. or maybe not..

I get enough fresh air whilst you go round facebook stalking people and gathering information so you can post it on here...

[LemonJam]

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/miles.jpg

You guys need help bantering with a dead body on the way?

[King Gizzard]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/12/23/1261571114611/Robin-Hood-2010-001.jpg

Ben, Andy, Eoin, and David in search of the king

[Smithy]

Is that your only comeback? Pathetic.. really was expecting a bit better from you.. or maybe not..

I get enough fresh air whilst you go round facebook stalking people and gathering information so you can post it on here...

No it wasn't my only comeback, it's just that your getting rather boring now, pretending your some tramp off of a TV show no one cares about

And I don't use Facebook it's sh!t all social networking sites are, so try getting your facts straight for next time

[Novo]

this time last year.....you are now twilight.....

To right...

[Smithy]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/12/23/1261571114611/Robin-Hood-2010-001.jpg

Ben, Andy, Eoin, and David in search of the king

Why aren't you there :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

To right...

its none of my buisness im just an innocent bystander but i think you mean too right

[Iceman]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/12/23/1261571114611/Robin-Hood-2010-001.jpg

Ben, Andy, Eoin, and David in search of the king

im the ginge btw! true story!

[King Gizzard]

Why aren't you there :laugh:

I am still in France, the boat left without me

[Novo]

No it wasn't my only comeback, it's just that your getting rather boring now, pretending your some tramp off of a TV show no one cares about

And I don't use Facebook it's sh!t all social networking sites are, so try getting your facts straight for next time

No one cares about Lost? Have you seen the ratings you dumb ****... gets more then the alan carr show anyway :)

So now your a liar as well? yesterday you said you went on someone's facebook to see if they were MemyselfandI and then said " [ they never looked anything like her in the Pic ]

Bull****.

[Smithy]

I am still in France, the boat left without me

lmao
But the boat left with everyone who was alive..... :(

[Iceman]

so has anyone actually talked to andyman since he left?

[30stone]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/12/23/1261571114611/Robin-Hood-2010-001.jpg

Ben, Andy, Eoin, and David in search of the king

Am the beast :)

[Smithy]

No one cares about Lost? Have you seen the ratings you dumb ****... gets more then the alan carr show anyway :)

So now your a liar as well? yesterday you said you went on someone's facebook to see if they were MemyselfandI and then said " [ they never looked anything like her in the Pic ]

Bull****.

Lost is broadcast in the US, is alan carr? Compare the UK ratings and then we'll see

I said yesterday that I checked someones page after a link was posted, kinda different to using the site dont cha think?

Anyway, you have the personality of a fish and are boring my to tears so Im off to bed XD

[King Gizzard]

I was too busy partying with Remy in Marseille, I didn't hear the call for the boat leaving

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

alan carr is sexy

[Beastie]

Royalty on a forum? Good God.

:laugh:

[Novo]

Lost is broadcast in the US, is alan carr? Compare the UK ratings and then we'll see

I said yesterday that I checked someones page after a link was posted, kinda different to using the site dont cha think?

Anyway, you have the personality of a fish and are boring my to tears so Im off to bed XD

Lost would still destroy the Alan carr show if it was on over there because it is in a different league to that ****e..

You still went on someone's Pictures just to see if they were MemyselfandI
Sad and Pathetic.

Yes it's a good idea for you to go to bed before the other warriors arrive and slice your neck open

[Locke.]

Lost is broadcast in the US, is alan carr? Compare the UK ratings and then we'll see

I said yesterday that I checked someones page after a link was posted, kinda different to using the site dont cha think?

Anyway, you have the personality of a fish and are boring my to tears so Im off to bed XD

When Lost was on Channel 4 it was getting 5 million viewers, Alan Carr is on channel 4 now and gets less than 2 million.... :)

[Jessica.]

:( It's been more than two months since andymans last post. :bawling:

[Stacey.]

Twilight go and change your T shirt

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

I'll help, I want andyman back!

[Twilight]

:laugh:

lol your doing it again.

[Stacey.]

lol your doing it again.

i'm sorry for having a sense of humour.

[Smithy]

You just couldn't let it lie could you

[Twilight]

i'm sorry for having a sense of humour.

Yeahh its really funny that you only think it funny when its insulting me.

[Patrick]

13 Months Later

[Locke.]

We are still out on the look out for the King, some of our fellow warriors have fallen but we are still going strong.

[Benjamin]

We are still out on the look out for the King, some of our fellow warriors have fallen but we are still going strong.

You need to recruit new, fresh warriors for your quest.

[Iceman]

this time last year.....you are now twilight.....
Probably my best post on the forum.

We are still out on the look out for the King, some of our fellow warriors have fallen but we are still going strong.

I heard he was in Monaco last week for the GP

[Locke.]

I have just seen the King on ITV1 at the England game!! Mollie head a team to Wembley quickly

[Smithy]

It would be sad if he turned out gay, because he is really hot. One of the nicest footballers I've seen.

what a difference a year makes

[Vicky.]

This thread is so strange :laugh: