Chat-Up Lines

[lily.]

Let's hear your best lines..

Do you polish your underwear with Mr Sheen.. cuz I can see myself in ur pants!

[~Kizwiz~]

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

[lily.]

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

[Z]

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

[~Kizwiz~]

Is someone at the door, or is that just my heart pounding at the sight of you?:love:

[lily.]

Here's 10p.. go and call yer mamma and tell her ur not coming home tonight!

(Note: That one is obviously old since everyone has moblie phones nowadays, but I actually used that line back in the day! Ha Ha.. )

[lily.]

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you? (ok, a wee bit sick!)

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

[SiMoN!]

someone should call heven - theres an angel missing

[Bells]

Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

lol there you go again trying to chat me up

[Bells]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

lol there you go again trying to chat me up

LOL, you?! I was only saying one I knew... :rolleyes:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

lol there you go again trying to chat me up

LOL, you?! I was only saying one I knew... :rolleyes:

lol ok then - your still playing hard to get then

[lily.]

This one's for the guys...

*looks down* Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?

:laugh: Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!

[Bells]

LMAO... :laugh:...ongoing thing this, eh? :wink:

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

You used that on me last night!:shocked:

[SiMoN!]

lol :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Bells]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

You used that on me last night!:shocked:

OMG no I didn't! :shocked:

He liessss!

[lily.]

Shocking indeed :nono:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

You used that on me last night!:shocked:


lol wouldent put it past her

[Emilee]

Originally posted by Stropz
This one's for the guys...

*looks down* Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?

:laugh: Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!

:conf:

Please explain this one stropz in more detail....

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

You used that on me last night!:shocked:

OMG no I didn't! :shocked:

He liessss!

Me lie? Never:wink:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Emilee
Originally posted by Stropz
This one's for the guys...

*looks down* Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?

:laugh: Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!

:conf:

Please explain this one stropz in more detail....

lol i think we might need pics as well to help

[lily.]

Originally posted by Emilee
Originally posted by Stropz
This one's for the guys...

*looks down* Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?

:laugh: Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!

:conf:

Please explain this one stropz in more detail....

ask Davie.. :rolleyes:

[lily.]

Don't u start Simon.. makin me out to be a corruptive influence hahahaha!!!

Some of you are way worse than me!!!

[Bells]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

You used that on me last night!:shocked:

OMG no I didn't! :shocked:

He liessss!

Me lie? Never:wink:

Whateverr...:whistle:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Stropz
Don't u start Simon.. makin me out to be a corruptive influence hahahaha!!!

Some of you are way worse than me!!!

there would have ot be some truth in that for mr ot make it out

:conf:

[lily.]

lol simon..

anyway, I'm off to watch Skins...

Lata peeps.. :xyxwave:

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Emilee
Originally posted by Stropz
This one's for the guys...

*looks down* Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?

:laugh: Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!

:conf:

Please explain this one stropz in more detail....

ask Davie.. :rolleyes:

Are you gonig to suck them off!:thumbs:

[Lauren]

Hi, my name is (name). I don't have a gag reflex

Baaaaaaad.

[Corkie]

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven"

:laugh:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Hi, my name is (name). I don't have a gag reflex

Baaaaaaad.

Class! I like that one!

[stacey]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
can i borrow your library card because i want to check you out
ive lost my teddy will you sleep with me
That's a sexy dress your wearing. It would look even better on my bedroom floor
did you fart? because you blew me away

[lily.]

LoL @ the fart one... would be even funnier if the reply was.. "yes, I did fart indeed!"... methinks they wouldnt wanna chat them up after that!!! LoL

[stacey]

Originally posted by Stropz
LoL @ the fart one... would be even funnier if the reply was.. "yes, I did fart indeed!"... methinks they wouldnt want to chat them up after that!!! LoL
lmao at the reply

[Arneldo]

Your name must be Gilette, cause your the best a man can get.

[Sam]

Originally posted by Emilee
Originally posted by Stropz
This one's for the guys...

*looks down* Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?

:laugh: Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!

:conf:

Please explain this one stropz in more detail....


youd better be joking Emilee, otherwise im seriously worried about you lol