Yo' Mama

[Lance]

Well we have an insults thread, but because these insults seem to be plentiful (and very useful may I add) we decided to set up a thread dedicated to these insults only!

So what are your favourite "Yo' Mama" insults?

[jrc]

Yo' mama's so fat she comes from both sides of the family.

[Lance]

Yo Mama so fat she left the house in high-heels and came back in flip-flops.:joker:

[lily.]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

[Lance]

Yo' Mama so nasty that when she got in the bath the water got out.:laugh:

[Pipergun]

Yo Momma's so fat, that she was born on the 8th, 9th and 10th of July!

:bigsmile:

[Dan_]

Yo' Mama's belt size is the equator.

Yo' Mama is so ugly that when she put's her face in dough she makes monster cookies.

[Corkie]

Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.

Yo mama so fat.....

.when she goes on the scale, it says "to be continued"

you mama so ugly they made her birthday on howoleen

[lilmissnaughty]

Yo momma is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

[Legend]

Yo mama's so fat the whales started singing 'We Are Family'

[MarkWaldorf]

:hugesmile: Im lovin this thread

[SiMoN!]

yo mama is so stupid thta she pissed herself in the tolit

[MarkWaldorf]

I cant think of any :blush:

[rex3]

yo mamma is so bald, that she only has two strands of hair on her whole entire body! and there both located on the tip of her left nipple

[sol]

Yo' Mama is so fat that when she sat down in class she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress people start shouting TAXI, TAXI! :laugh:

[Siouxsie]

yo mama is so fat she looks like a stranded whale on the beach and can be mistaken for an adventure playground:joker:

[Ella]

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

[Siouxsie]

yo mammma:bouncy:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by scooby
yo mammma:bouncy:

:hugesmile: Best one yet :laugh:

[rex3]

yo mama is a milf

[No1MakosiFan]

Yo mamma is so fat, she uses a puch bag for a tampon.

Yo mamma is so stupid that she thought rio de janerio was a person.

Yo mamma is so fat that her ass is the size of the grand canyon.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she is afraid of the mouse on you computer.

Thats all i can think off.

[Siouxsie]

yo mammma lol

[andybigbro]

yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange jucie carton because it said concentrate

yo mamma so old they didnt teach history when she was at school

[No1MakosiFan]

Yo mamma is so ugly she scared all the babies when she had you.

Yo mamma is so stupid she thought eggs came from chickens.

You mamma is so stupid she put the turkey in the microwave.

[Teacup]

Yo mamma's so fat the neighbours thought free Willie was a homemade video

Yo mamma's BO so bad people look forward to her farts

[MarkWaldorf]

Sorry, I wanted to bump this back up. :joker: This thread was hilarious.

[~Kizwiz~]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

[GiRTh]

Yo' mama's so fat that when she swins in the ocean they have to call out Greenpeace.

Yo' mama's so fat that when she cuts herself gravy pours out.

[ThaGazBoi]

Yo Mama so slutty, she has had more licks then david beckham had kicks.

[MarkWaldorf]

^HAHA!

[Lauren]

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama so old, she went into an antique shop and they kept her.

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO Lauren. Of course you'd know these. :bored:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
LMAO Lauren. Of course you'd know these. :bored:

I'm above and beyond yo mama jokes, Mark. They're soooo 2 years ago.

I'm now onto "Ya face" jokes. :rolleyes: Haha.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
LMAO Lauren. Of course you'd know these. :bored:

I'm above and beyond yo mama jokes, Mark. They're soooo 2 years ago.

I'm now onto "Ya face" jokes. :rolleyes: Haha.

Haha. Show some then. :tongue: Some weird boy in my school always says "Ya face" when people cuss him.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
LMAO Lauren. Of course you'd know these. :bored:

I'm above and beyond yo mama jokes, Mark. They're soooo 2 years ago.

I'm now onto "Ya face" jokes. :rolleyes: Haha.

Haha. Show some then. :tongue: Some weird boy in my school always says "Ya face" when people cuss him.

Well, the joke is "Ya face" :laugh: You just say it randomly when people are talking to you. Or if they insult you, like "You're nasty" you say "Ya face!" They're amazingly childish, personal favourite of mine.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
LMAO Lauren. Of course you'd know these. :bored:

I'm above and beyond yo mama jokes, Mark. They're soooo 2 years ago.

I'm now onto "Ya face" jokes. :rolleyes: Haha.

Haha. Show some then. :tongue: Some weird boy in my school always says "Ya face" when people cuss him.

Well, the joke is "Ya face" :laugh: You just say it randomly when people are talking to you. Or if they insult you, like "You're nasty" you say "Ya face!" They're amazingly childish, personal favourite of mine.

Haha, oh. I get it now.

LMAO I went on this dry site and found the most stupid ones ever. :bored:

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

[Lauren]

"Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out."

LMAO

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO! That one was funny.

[Diablo]

yo mamma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch!

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by scooby
yo mammma:bouncy:

:hugesmile: Best one yet :laugh:


pmsl:joker::joker::joker:

[Diablo]

yo mamma so mean she keeps a fork in the sugar bowl

[Siouxsie]

so funny

:spin:

[sol]

Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the basement window to commit suicide.

[Siouxsie]

best thread ever made me laugh so much

yo mama laughed so much she burst

[Chrizzle]

Not sure if this ones been said

Your Mammas so fat, when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says 'Yes please'

[Siouxsie]

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: im crying with laughing here i love this thread

[Bells]

LOL, some of the last few are really funny.

[Emilee]

Hahaha Lord! I love this thread. :bigsmile:

[Siouxsie]

yo mammmmmmmmmmmma lmfao

[CassetteFinger]

yo mama so dumb her idea of safe sex is locking the car door http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0045.gif (http://www.arlingtonhotelgroup.co.uk)

[Billy]

ya mamas so fat she got baptised at sea world
ya mams so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paintbrush

[M X]

yo mamma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving :laugh:

[Ninastar]

Yo mama's so fat she takes up both sides of the bed.

[Hugo]

Yo mama so fat when she wears yellow people shout 'TAXI!'

[Sam!]

Yo Mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car.