Ask The Irrepressible Dark Horse ANYTHING!

[Patrick]

I have been speaking to Marcus Akin on Formspring for the past hour or so, he's been answering alot of questions and answered about 11 of mine.

Hes insulted alot of people which has been funny, I have been lucky enough to get away with just one insult.. He called me a goon :p


Some of the things he has said have been brilliant.

Go on and ask the man a question.

http://www.formspring.me/IrrepressibleDH

[Raph]

link? :tongue:

[Patrick]

There Raph :p

LOL He just gave me and Jack a shout out.

[Jack_]

I just got called a **** by the man himself. Love it :D

[Raph]

lol i asked the Hira question, and then one about Wales hahah. Good read though!

[Patrick]

I just got called a **** by the man himself. Love it :D

Its a great feeling isnt it Jack.

I mean if I were going to be called a **** by anyone, im glad its Marcus.

[Enid]

I asked him if he stalked Noirin on Facebook. Think he ignored that one. ;)

[GypsyGoth]

I asked him if he stalked Noirin on Facebook. Think he ignored that one. ;)

:laugh2:

[WOMBAI]

I have been speaking to Marcus Akin on Formspring for the past hour or so, he's been answering alot of questions and answered about 11 of mine.

Hes insulted alot of people which has been funny, I have been lucky enough to get away with just one insult.. He called me a goon :p


Some of the things he has said have been brilliant.

Go on and ask the man a question.

http://www.formspring.me/IrrepressibleDH

Wouldn't waste my time on him!

[Raph]

Wouldn't waste my time on him!

better than Siavash!

although, Hira was my favorite from BB10 without a doubt.

[Novo]

He called me a malignant moosecock. Legend Amongst Men!

[Raph]

lol I didn't ask the second question about Hira though haha, whoever did is a legend though!

[Patrick]

Marcus loves the BB9 Eye :D

[ILoveTRW]

"Do you realise that Noirin was totally out of your league?"

[Patrick]

Wouldn't waste my time on him!

LOL I bet you were this women though..


I have no way to show you my breasts without sharing them with everyone. And I'm not a sharing kinda gal. 36G though if you're interested. Nice nipples. Not all bumpy and braille-y like some





Marcus:
Put a bag over your head or something. Come on girl, let's see 'em - we're all friends here.

:p

[Novo]

"Do you realise that Noirin was totally out of your league?"

Yes

she was about 10 league's below the Darkhorse

[ILoveTRW]

Yes

she was about 10 league's below the Darkhorse

are you gay or something?

[BOOSH]

HAHAH wow... I'm going to have to have a look at this when I come back from food :D

[Jack_]

"Do you realise that Noirin was totally out of your league?"

Do you realise that Noirin was totally out of your league?

Oh do shut up. She's been cocked more times than Davey Crockett's rifle.

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Patrick]

LMFAO at these comebacks.

[WOMBAI]

I asked him if he stalked Noirin on Facebook. Think he ignored that one. ;)

Brilliant! :joker:

[Patrick]

He should present BBBM for Summer.

[ILoveTRW]

"Noirin was the star of BB10, Do you Agree?"

[GypsyGoth]

are you gay or something?

You're the wrong gender for Andy. Your chat up lines won't work on him.

[Patrick]

"Noirin was the star of BB10, Do you Agree?"
I cant wait to see his reply to that LOL

Oh and,
I asked him about TRW and Isaac :D

[Patrick]

Do you like The Real World? Which also brings me to the question, did you like Isaac Noirin's Ex Boyfriend?

Never saw it, but I got on well with Isaac. I liked him - wish he'd stayed longer.

[Jack_]

"Noirin was the star of BB10, Do you Agree?"

Noirin was the star of BB10, Do you Agree?

Noirin, please stop asking me this. I've told you a thousand times. I was the star, not you. Now put some clothes on.

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Brilliant.

[ILoveTRW]

I cant wait to see his reply to that LOL

Oh and,
I asked him about TRW and Isaac :D

ill ask him what he thinks of him

[WOMBAI]

LOL I bet you were this women though..

:p

I bet he has been rejected by more women than number of times he has pleasured himself! :sad:

[ILoveTRW]

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Brilliant.

lol

[Jack_]

I asked him what political party he supports.

[ILoveTRW]

"Do you have Noirin's number? If so could you give it to me, I'd love to get on that."

[ILoveTRW]

Do you like The Real World? Which also brings me to the question, did you like Isaac Noirin's Ex Boyfriend?

Never saw it, but I got on well with Isaac. I liked him - wish he'd stayed longer.

awww

[Raph]

I asked the Rachel Rice question, naturally hhaha

[Patrick]

LMFAO

Marcus: Piss of Sree.

[Patrick]

Are you behind the recent spate of eyebrow-related murders?



Yep, it's me.

[Raph]

hahah he's dead funny

[Beastie]

Lol I have posted him a question.. I asked "How much money have you made since leaving the Big Brother house?"

[MojoNixon]

I asked him if he stalked Noirin on Facebook. Think he ignored that one. ;)

Do you have Noirin's number? If so could you give it to me, I'd love to get on that.

Piss off Sree.

[WOMBAI]

He should present BBBM for Summer.

Are you trying to ruin bb11 for everyone - he has had his day - he is history - onwards and upwards - to the next dickhead! :bawling:

[MojoNixon]

I bet he has been rejected by more women than number of times he has pleasured himself! :sad:

We get it already WOMBAI, you don't like him. :sleep:

[WOMBAI]

We get it already WOMBAI, you don't like him. :sleep:

And you clearly do! :sleep:

[Raph]

did you like Rachel and Glyn, Julia?

[MojoNixon]

And you clearly do! :sleep:

Dancing on Ice :whistle:

[MeMyselfAndI]

i said something like "i found you disgusting and you should of went out sooner"

[MojoNixon]

i said something like "i found you disgusting and you should of went out sooner"

But he did not :xyxwave:

[Beastie]

Marcus should NOT host BBBM!! I did think Luke should host it.. but now I am thinking.. NO to him as well. They can be GUESTS! They have had their time.. now get the f uck out!!! lol

[Stacey.]

i said something like "i found you disgusting and you should of went out sooner"

LOL!!!!i

[MojoNixon]

Ah! Bitter Marcus haters are rising their ugly heads again. Oh well, Marcus is legend anyway :)

[Ramsay]

Imogen Thomas - fittest BB babe, agreed?

Disagree.


that must of been you raph:laugh:

[Raph]

Imogen Thomas - fittest BB babe, agreed?

Disagree.


that must of been you raph:laugh:

indeed it was, hahah Karl :spin:

[MojoNixon]

Why would you have a wank under a duvet on national tv?



That was Rodrigo you buffoon. :bigsmile:

[Beastie]

Ah! Bitter Marcus haters are rising their ugly heads again. Oh well, Marcus is legend anyway :)

I like Marcus but I wouldn't want him or any EX bb housemate to host BBBM etc.. they wouldn't be impartial.

[MojoNixon]

I like Marcus but I wouldn't want him or any EX bb housemate to host BBBM etc.. they wouldn't be impartial.

Em...i was not talking about that, theres couple other bashers who i did talk about.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Wouldn't waste my time on him!

Me either WOMBAI:xyxwave:

[MojoNixon]

Me either WOMBAI:xyxwave:

And you still do that anyway :xyxwave:

[Stacey.]

And you still do that anyway :xyxwave:

trolling already i see. lmao.

[WOMBAI]

Ah! Bitter Marcus haters are rising their ugly heads again. Oh well, Marcus is legend anyway :)

One thing for sure is they are not as ugly as his! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

i said something like "i found you disgusting and you should of went out sooner"

Pretty much what I think of you :spin2:

[MojoNixon]

trolling already i see. lmao.

Trolling what? Theres already few other trolls out there.

[MojoNixon]

Pretty much what I think of you :spin2:

:hello:

[WOMBAI]

And you still do that anyway :xyxwave:

Just coz you like ugly, boring old men! Good luck to you! :hugesmile:

[MeMyselfAndI]

he answered my leona quetion

[MojoNixon]

Just coz you like ugly, boring old men! Good luck to you! :hugesmile:

Ah! There's A troll :xyxwave:

[BOOSH]

Is this actually him though?

[WOMBAI]

Ah! There's A troll :xyxwave:

You been looking in the mirror again!

[MojoNixon]

You been looking in the mirror again!

You did?

[Ramsay]

Is this actually him though?

lol exactly what i was thinking

[MeMyselfAndI]

"Can you say "MeMyselfAndI is cool" as i was your biggest fan :D i love how you sware all the time."

i lied just so he say me

[Patrick]

Is this actually him though?

Of course.

He wrote it on his Twitter and Facebook this morning and told us all to write to him.

[Patrick]

"Can you say "MeMyselfAndI is cool" as i was your biggest fan :D i love how you sware all the time."

i lied just so he say me

How dare you.

[BOOSH]

Of course.

He wrote it on his Twitter and Facebook this morning and told us all to write to him.

Ahhh awesome, I'll get asking then xD

[WOMBAI]

How dare you.

She clearly dared! :joker:

[MojoNixon]

"Can you say "MeMyselfAndI is cool" as i was your biggest fan :D i love how you sware all the time."

i lied just so he say me

She clearly dared! :joker:

Still no reply from him anyway :bouncy:

[Patrick]

Whoever asked him for his Gamer Tag and if he has RDR, Your a ****ing legend.

*Adds Marcus on Xbox*

LOL I've asked him 4 times if he had RDR and he didn't reply.

[Patrick]

She clearly dared! :joker:

Marcus will sense who is a true fan and who isn't.
We shall see if he replies to her and with what insult.

[WOMBAI]

Still no reply from him anyway :bouncy:

Give him time - that tired old brain of his needs time to think! :joker:

[Jack_]

"Can you say "MeMyselfAndI is cool" as i was your biggest fan :D i love how you sware all the time."

i lied just so he say me

Oh dear :pat:

[MojoNixon]

Give him time - that tired old brain of his needs time to think! :joker:

He ain't you old man :xyxwave:

[Patrick]

Looks like TheBeast has been in contact :p



Hello,im a 16 year old female.I used to get wet while watching you on tv.how big your willy?

Filthy little beast!

[WOMBAI]

Marcus will sense who is a true fan and who isn't.
We shall see if he replies to her and with what insult.

Oh the 'big man' and his insults! I expect she is full of regrets! :joker:

[MojoNixon]

Oh the 'big man' and his insults! I expect she is full of regrets! :joker:

Hey, it's not his fault that you are wearing a skirt :yuk:

[Jack_]

Hey, it's not his fault that you a wearing a skirt :yuk:

:joker:

[Beastie]

Looks like TheBeast has been in contact :p



Hello,im a 16 year old female.I used to get wet while watching you on tv.how big your willy?

Filthy little beast!

Lol Pat! :laugh2:

[WOMBAI]

Hey, it's not his fault that you are wearing a skirt :yuk:

And not my fault that you are not! :joker:

[MojoNixon]

And not my fault that you are not! :joker:

No worries about that :xyxwave:

[Patrick]

And not my fault that you are not! :joker:

..?

[WOMBAI]

..?

Nevermind Patrick - he probably won't get it either! :pat:

[WOMBAI]

No worries about that :xyxwave:

I'll reserve judgement on that thanks! :xyxwave:

[MojoNixon]

he probably won't get it either! :pat:

I did :joker: Sad that you did not :joker:

[WOMBAI]

I did :joker: Sad that you did not :joker:

I get that you dig Marcus! :lovedup:

[MojoNixon]

I get that you dig Marcus! :lovedup:


You did get that already? :eureka:

[WOMBAI]

You did get that already? :eureka:

Oh I did! Unfortunatey for you - no suggestion of him batting for the other side! :hugesmile: But you never know!

[MojoNixon]

Oh I did! Unfortunatey for you - no suggestion of him batting for the other side! :hugesmile: But you never know!

Hey hey hey, i ain't Rodrigo or David, so you can ease your worried mind :wavey:

[WOMBAI]

Hey hey hey, i ain't Rodrigo or David, so you can ease your worried mind :wavey:

Not half as worried at you no doubt! :hugesmile:

[MojoNixon]

Not half as worried at you no doubt! :hugesmile:

Great :dance:

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/Lisa.jpghttp://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/2vkgglw.jpg

[MeMyselfAndI]

I am your biggest fan, trust me!! I am called "MeMyselfAndI" off a forum i dont give my name as its the internet. I wont top messaging until you reply with something cool! :)

HAHA

[MojoNixon]

I am your biggest fan, trust me!! I am called "MeMyselfAndI" off a forum i dont give my name as its the internet. I wont top messaging until you reply with something cool! :)

HAHA

I bet he will be shakin now :conf2:

[Beastie]

Mojo Nixon.... I see Kris in one of your "legend" pics.. arghhhh! I know you have that pic because Marcus is in it punching him.. but errrrrrrr.. Kris!!! he needs shooting. Such a foul human being!!

[MojoNixon]

I heard a rumour that you and sree are ****ing each other is this true?

I heard you wanted to get in the middle... take your fantasies elsewhere, you scabby little creep. :)

[WOMBAI]

Great :dance:

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/Lisa.jpghttp://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/2vkgglw.jpg

Just your type! Nah - I quite liked David - he could actually be funny! :joker:

[MojoNixon]

Just your type! Nah - I quite liked David - he could actually be funny! :joker:

Oh i see, you are a fan of that nanoonanoo ******! Oh well, nobodys perfect.

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/retardtowin.jpg

[WOMBAI]

Oh i see, you are a fan of that nanoonanoo ******! Oh well, nobodys perfect.

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/retardtowin.jpg

You like Marcus - so I was well aware of that!

[Zippy]

David was great in short bursts. Didn't want him to win though.

[MojoNixon]

You like Marcus - so I was well aware of that!

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/gagg.jpg

[WOMBAI]

David was great in short bursts. Didn't want him to win though.

He was funny, without meaning to be - I like natural humour! :hugesmile: And at least he kept it in his pants - for the duration of the show - a lot to be said for that! :joker:

[Raph]

did you like Rachel and Glyn, wombai?

[WOMBAI]

did you like Rachel and Glyn, wombai?

Rachel was ok - got a bit fed-up with Glyn though - although didn't exactly dislike him - he just annoyed me sometimes!

[Stu]

Gamertag! Awesome.

[setanta]

He was funny, without meaning to be - I like natural humour! :hugesmile: And at least he kept it in his pants - for the duration of the show - a lot to be said for that! :joker:

"It tastes like death" and, "kiss my f$cking ar$e knobhead" were my favs from him.

[WOMBAI]

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/gagg.jpg

Even they are preferable to manky Marcus wanking and J/M picking his nose and eating it - rather strange to be taking the moral high ground about those pickies of David - bearing that in mind - Doh! :hugesmile:

[Raph]

Rachel was ok - got a bit fed-up with Glyn though - although didn't exactly dislike him - he just annoyed me sometimes!

haha ok, I just presumed you'd be the type of person who would like Rachel a lot. And Hira in BB10, and Sam in BB7.. you know?

[Beastie]

He was funny, without meaning to be - I like natural humour! :hugesmile: And at least he kept it in his pants - for the duration of the show - a lot to be said for that! :joker:

I agree with you Wombai. David should have won out of the final 5 left!

[Raph]

I agree with you Wombai. David should have won out of the final 5 left!

yeah sorta for me it should've been:

1. Rodrigo
2. David (it was great how much he cared after Hira left)
3. Sophie
4. Charlie






5. Siavash :yuk:

[MojoNixon]

Even they are preferable to manky Marcus wanking and J/M picking his nose and eating it - rather strange to be taking the moral high ground about those pickies of David - bearing that in mind - Doh! :hugesmile:

Actually, seeing David eating, burbing and farting all the time, Marcus looks like a gentleman compared to him.

[Shaun]

He's still using that moniker? Sad little man.

[thejoker1983]

marcus **** off and put that face of his back in the zoo LOL

[hotleggs]

lol

[Stu]

He's still using that moniker? Sad little man.
People do use monikers on the internet. He doesn't give that name in the bank of when signing cheques.

[Would be pretty cool though].

[Patrick]

Marcus reminds me of Stu tbh LOL

[lily.]

Marcus Akin is a pathetic *****. I'm amazed so many people here admire him.

[Shaun]

People do use monikers on the internet. He doesn't give that name in the bank of when signing cheques.

[Would be pretty cool though].

He used it in the Big Brother house...

[Ross]

Marcus Akin is a pathetic *****. I'm amazed so many people here admire him.

This.
This.
This.
This.
This.
This.
This.

[Shaun]

Marcus Akin is a pathetic *****. I'm amazed so many people here admire him.

Agreed.

[Stu]

He used it in the Big Brother house...
In a serious context?

Can't a man take the mick anymore? If anything it was self depreciating and it was definately tongue in cheek.

The point is, he doesn't introduce himself to people at dinner parties as ~The Irrepresible Dark Horse

He can call himself Jennifer Clatterbags for all I care. Slang names are fun.

EXPERIMENTATION WITH QUOTE BOXES IN PROGRESS. Marcus reminds me of Stu tbh LOL
I'm glad you said it in that order :wink:.

Wow, it looks so awesome when I do the quote box like that.

[MojoNixon]

Marcus Akin is a pathetic *****. I'm amazed so many people here admire him.

Eat poop.

[WOMBAI]

Eat poop.

Grow up - we don't all share your opinion on the jerk!

[MojoNixon]

Grow up - we don't all share your opinion on the jerk!

waaawaaaaaaaaa you troll

[Stacey.]

waaawaaaaaaaaa you troll

not everyone loves him.

he was such a game-player

[MojoNixon]

not everyone loves him.

he was such a game-player

Game player? Eh? Like everyone else is not....

[Stacey.]

Game player? Eh? Like everyone else is not....

no, lots of them are i know.

But in particular Marcus.

[MojoNixon]

no, lots of them are i know.

But in particular Marcus.

And Lisa and David were not? How about Sophie? Siavash?

[Stacey.]

And Lisa and David were not? How about Sophie? Siavash?

i couldn't stand Lisa and David. and yes they were.
so was Siavash.

i don't see how Sophie ever had a game plan though.
she generally wasn't that bothered about winning, she wanted Roddy to win.

[MojoNixon]

i couldn't stand Lisa and David. and yes they were.
so was Siavash.

i don't see how Sophie ever had a game plan though.
she generally wasn't that bothered about winning, she wanted Roddy to win.

You know that she was a gameplayer. Just because she's "cute", does not make her innocent. And by the way, Rodrigo was much bigger gameplayer than Marcus was.

[Stacey.]

You know that she was a gameplayer. Just because she's "cute". does not make her innocent.

i don't see how she was at all.

[Stacey.]

And by the way, Rodrigo was much bigger gameplayer than Marcus was.

nah, i saw Rodrigo as just being himself.

[MojoNixon]

nah, i saw Rodrigo as just being himself.

You really believe that? Sorry but you are wrong.

[WOMBAI]

waaawaaaaaaaaa you troll

You are clearly the troll! :xyxwave:

[MojoNixon]

You are clearly the troll! :xyxwave:

Look whos talkin wank....eerrr....wombai :wavey:

[WOMBAI]

Look whos talkin wank....eerrr....wombai :wavey:

You have such great taste - A fan of Marcus, McCrirrick and Sov (if I remember rightly) - excuse me if your opinion of me doesn't reduce me to tears - only laughter - it is actually quite a compliment! :joker:

[MojoNixon]

You have such great taste - A fan of Marcus, McCrirrick and Sov (if I remember rightly) - excuse me if your opinion of me doesn't reduce me to tears - only laughter - it is actually quite a compliment! :joker:

Not Sov, at all. I don't like her. And what you think about me, i don't give a s**t about that.

[Stacey.]

Sov = best CBB housemate ever

:)

[Harry!]

Most overated housemate on TiBB ever.

[MojoNixon]

Sov = best CBB housemate ever

:)
Nah, Pete Burns, Dirk Benedict & John McCririck are the best. Sov was just loudmouthed bimbo.

[Harry!]

Nah, Pete Burns, Dirk Benedict & John McCririck are the best. Sov was just loudmouthed bimbo.

Pete Bunrs <3

[Ramsay]

its perfectly normal to have a gameplan on BB
seeing as it is a fecking gameshow afterall

[Braden]

I asked him why he thought he was so good looking when in reality he's repulsive.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Top 3 Housemates of Bigbrother 10 in my opinion
1) Sophie
2) Freddie
3) Rodrigo
:D
none were game planners

[Braden]

Noirin>Marcus>Siavash.

[MojoNixon]

Top 3 Housemates of Bigbrother 10 in my opinion
1) Sophie
2) Freddie
3) Rodrigo
:D
none were game planners

Rodrigo were the biggest game player of em all. Don't let him fool ya.

[Stacey.]

Rodrigo were the biggest game player of em all. Don't let him fool ya.

No that was Charlie.