My mates Mum and Dad died in a car crash...

[InOne]

Guess he's gonna do well on BGT :tongue:

[Beastie]

Is this for real?????

[Jordan.]

:shocked::shocked:

[Firewire]

If this is real then it's terrible. RIP to them.

[Patrick]

Joe im so sorry :(

[Lucy.]

PMSL you guys are all adorably dumb <3

[Shaun]

:/

[InOne]

Yes it's a joke lol

Mocking sob stories

Bad joke? D:

[Mrluvaluva]

Not funny Joe. It brought back awful memories for me.

[Stacey.]

:nono: not funny.

[InOne]

Not funny Joe. It brought back awful memories for me.

Sorry. That's why I put it in this section. :( I'll delete it. Didn't mean to offend.

[Mrluvaluva]

Sorry. That's why I put it in this section. :( I'll delete it. Didn't mean to offend.

:tongue:

[InOne]

ffs lol

[InOne]

You're lucky I like you Bazza of I'd have shoved the moral compass up your arse lol

[Mrluvaluva]

You're lucky I like you Bazza of I'd have shoved the moral compass up your arse lol

Haha. Can't kid a kidder. Moral compass? What morals?

[InOne]

Haha. Can't kid a kidder. Moral compass? What morals?

The morals of bad jokes lol I was expecting people to go ohhhhhhh heard this one ages ago, fail or something like that

[Mrluvaluva]

The morals of bad jokes lol I was expecting people to go ohhhhhhh heard this one ages ago, fail or something like that

They are all a bit slow tonight. Lol.

[Shasown]

Both of my parents died in car crashes Joe.

[Twilight]

LOL i like it:P

[InOne]

Both of my parents died in car crashes Joe.

Are you applying then? :tongue:

[Shasown]

Are you applying then? :tongue:

Of course I am, when I throw in the wifes cancer, my stroke, the kids' leukemia and my incontinent dog. I am a cert for the final aint i?

[InOne]

Of course I am, when I throw in the wifes cancer, my stroke, the kids' leukemia and my incontinent dog. I am a cert for the final aint i?

Definitely! Don't think you'll even have to perform.

[Shasown]

Definitely! Don't think you'll even have to perform.

TFFT I cant sing, dance, juggle or play an instrument ever since the encounter with the bacon slicer.

[Mystic Mock]

Joe im so sorry :(

his joking in some sick way.

[Novo]

Sorry. That's why I put it in this section. :( I'll delete it. Didn't mean to offend.

Hook Line and Sinker LOL

What would Pixie say

[Mystic Mock]

Sorry. That's why I put it in this section. :( I'll delete it. Didn't mean to offend.

well you did.

[Vicky.]

I'm sick of the sob stories tbh...seems nearly everyone has one now, its not about who is more talented/entertaining, its about who makes the judges cry...

[ILoveTRW]

fail

[Callum]

Not funny

[InOne]

I only fell for that cos I like Baz lol


And Pixie is very forgiving Andy ;)

[GypsyGoth]

I never liked your mate, so I'm glad his folks died :devil:

[InOne]

:bawling:


At least he'll win though :D Better than that Susan

[lily.]

Best thread of 2010 so far.

I LOLed at the thread..

Then I LOLed at the suckers..

Then I LOLed at how Baz almost got you..

Then I LOLed at Shasown's post/your reaction..

and everything that followed...

:thumbs:

[Jack_]

:joker:

[InOne]

Haha, Jonathon inspired me. I was looking for your Deathlist the other day Linda

[Tom4784]

good joke but some of the reactions after it was hilarious.

Hey people! Do you know that the word gullible isn't actually in the dictionary?

[Tom4784]

Not funny

Give that high horse a rest once in a while, it must be knackered lumbering you around all the time.

[InOne]

I think the reactions after it is proof people don't actually read the threads lol

[lily.]

And proof that ******* do exist.

[Mrluvaluva]

And proof that ******* do exist.init

Oooh Davina!

[lily.]

I'm still trying to figure out wtf is in your avatar.. is it a bush?

[Mrluvaluva]

Mmm. No.

[InOne]

BB funeral?

[lily.]

Yer guna have to give me a clue..

[Mrluvaluva]

BB funeral?

Aye it is. Don't you think it looks a bit like an eye? Or am I pissed?

[lily.]

No, it does look a bit like an eye.. but more like a bush.. I was going to compliment you on your bush.. ;)

[GypsyGoth]

I'm still trying to figure out wtf is in your avatar.. is it a bush?

:nono: You have a one tracked mind.

[Mrluvaluva]

Anyone wanna look for the eye in Lindas' bush?

[King Gizzard]

Anyone wanna look for the eye in Lindas' bush?

I have tried countless times but never succeeded in this task

[InOne]

Aye it is. Don't you think it looks a bit like an eye? Or am I pissed?

Was gonna say an eye at first lol thats gotta be on purpose

[Shasown]

Anyone wanna look for the eye in Lindas' bush?

She hasnt got a bush she uses Veet(previously called Immac), ever since the nasty lobster invasion of 2002.

[lily.]

She hasnt got a bush she uses Veet(previously called Immac), ever since the nasty lobster invasion of 2002.

Trufax.

[Mrluvaluva]

I have tried countless times but never succeeded in this task

Want a hedge trimmer?

[Beastie]

Hey.

[Mrluvaluva]

Was gonna say an eye at first lol thats gotta be on purpose

Just another BB conspiracy.

[InOne]

Just another BB conspiracy.

Or just the alcohol lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Or just the alcohol lol

So what is your choice of poison tonight?

[Mrluvaluva]

Hey.

Hello Beasty. :xyxwave:

[InOne]

So what is your choice of poison tonight?

Homemade wine lol rough as **** but goes down well. How about yourself?

[Shasown]

Homemade wine lol rough as **** but goes down well. How about yourself?

what sort, kit or fruit/veg?

[Mrluvaluva]

Homemade wine lol rough as **** but goes down well. How about yourself?

Home made wine? Lol. Never tried that. I have a very respectable vodka. It's on trial. It's gonna go down soon.

[InOne]

what sort, kit or fruit/veg?

Fruit wine I think. Got it off one of my mums dodgy mates lol

[InOne]

Home made wine? Lol. Never tried that. I have a very respectable vodka. It's on trial. It's gonna go down soon.

Some are really nice if you get it right.

I usually just go for Glenns. What do you have it with?

[Mrluvaluva]

Some are really nice if you get it right.

I usually just go for Glenns. What do you have it with?

Smirnoff. And I only drink it with apple juice, or lime and lemonade. I am not fussy at all. Lol

[InOne]

Smirnoff. And I only drink it with apple juice, or lime and lemonade. I am not fussy at all. Lol

Hmmm apple juice, never heard anyone try it with that. Could work tho lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Hmmm apple juice, never heard anyone try it with that. Could work tho lol

Well you cannot really ask for it in a pub, but it is really nice. I class it as one of my five a day...or six....or seven...."hic"

[InOne]

Well you cannot really ask for it in a pub, but it is really nice. I class it as one of my five a day...or six....or seven...."hic"

Haha indeed. I fancy some G&T though really. Had a can of it ready mixed and got the taste for it. Will have to pop to the shop tomorrow

[Mrluvaluva]

Haha indeed. I fancy some G&T though really. Had a can of it ready mixed and got the taste for it. Will have to pop to the shop tomorrow

I don't really care for spirits. A nice cold G&T can be refreshing though. I only like vodka 'cause it is pretty tasteless. Which defeats the object really.

[InOne]

I don't really care for spirits. A nice cold G&T can be refreshing though. I only like vodka 'cause it is pretty tasteless. Which defeats the object really.

I guess yeah. Some make me gip lol Those two are ok though, and whiskey now and again.

[Mystic Mock]

And proof that ******* do exist.

are you calling people that didnt like that ******* because we aint.

[lily.]

Punctuation? Got any?

[Shasown]

Punctuation? Got any?



Kin hell what you after? Blood? He has only just started making some semblance of sense when he puts letters and words together.

[Mystic Mock]

Kin hell what you after? Blood? He has only just started making some semblance of sense when he puts letters and words together.

if thats about me then shut the hell up.

[Shasown]

if thats about me then shut the hell up.

And if it isnt?

[Jack_]

Punctuation? Got any?

:joker:

if thats about me then shut the hell up.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

He was complimenting you...I think.

[lily.]

This is amusing.

[Mystic Mock]

And if it isnt?

then im sorry.

[Shasown]

then im sorry.

Ok. By the way it's I am .... or I'm