Tell us something about yourself...

[Crimson Dynamo]

that would come as a surprise...







(no murder confessions)

[Beso]

When I was 15 my mum suspected I had been smoking, so one night when I came home she demanded to smell my fingers.

Smoking was not the only thing she found out about her little boy that night.

[Shasown]

When I was 15 my mum suspected I had been smoking, so one night when I came home she demanded to smell my fingers.

Smoking was not the only thing she found out about her little boy that night.

Oh the smell of spunk and ****?

My confession is a little worse, its almost incestuous.

First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.


Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too.

She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her.

But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

[ILoveTRW]

I Love The Real World

[Raph]

I love Wales? sorry i'll try to be a little more original.. :tongue:

[lily.]

Oh the smell of spunk and ****?

My confession is a little worse, its almost incestuous.

First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.


Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too.

She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her.

But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

OMG... You are my brother!!! ah/

[Beso]

Did you cum in your pants!

[Shasown]

OMG... You are my brother!!! ah/

If you wear that bikini again I will let you hold my lightsabre

[lily.]

I have it on just now...

Show me the money..

[Shasown]

I have it on just now...

Show me the money..

Play with the lightsabre I promise you a money shot.

[Boothy]

Bloody hell. It's a good job I've learnt to take things with a pinch of salt since joining!

[Beastie]

I am more innocent in real life than what I sound like on here. lol

[Shasown]

I am more innocent in real life than what I sound like on here. lol

Yeah right who are you kidding?

[Ninastar]

I just sneezed.

[GypsyGoth]

I'm hungry.

[InOne]

I am Jewish.

[lily.]

Play with the lightsabre I promise you a money shot.

Is it edible?

[Shasown]

Is it edible?

Of course, its full of proteins and vitamins.

[lily.]

Excellent.

I heard that some light sabres dispense moisturising lotion.

[Shasown]

Excellent.

I heard that some light sabres dispense moisturising lotion.

Well its very good for the skin too. So yes its quite like moisturising lotion.

[Joe.]

I love AM. :lovedup:

[lily.]

Well its very good for the skin too. So yes its quite like moisturising lotion.


Has this become the smut thread, or have we just achieved innuendo status for now?

[setanta]

I caught my brother riding. Just walked in on him. Cringe.

[Enid]

Oh the smell of spunk and ****?

My confession is a little worse, its almost incestuous.

First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.


Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too.

She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her.

But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
Ummm... errrrr.... uhhhh..... wtf..... that's pretty hot actually.

[lily.]

Since we're already on a smutty note.. I loved this ::

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l35suxVkKd1qb59j4o1_500.png

[Jack_]

Oh the smell of spunk and ****?

My confession is a little worse, its almost incestuous.

First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.


Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too.

She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her.

But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

That Sir, is brilliant. Quality stuff.

[Shasown]

Has this become the smut thread, or have we just achieved innuendo status for now?

Bit of both, i think.

Mind the guardian of the nations morales wont be too impressed with you after he gets back from the kirk tomorrow morning and reads what you have wrote.

[lily.]

I know. That makes it even more fun though. ;)

[sooty]

Shawson

You have had colourful life. (Is this the right expression?)

[sooty]

I am Jewish.

InOne
Are you an orthodox Jewish?
Do you go to synagogue?

[Photon]

I've seen it before, but either way, I came buckets.

[InOne]

InOne
Are you an orthodox Jewish?
Do you go to synagogue?

Sometimes, my Uncle is a Rabbi. And I'm not Orthodox


http://www.oliviamunn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rabbi_weiss.jpg

[Iceman]

I am much more reserved in real life than what i am on here or what my facebook pictures make out LOL

[Ramsay]

aww i wear glasses

[sooty]

Sometimes, my Uncle is a Rabbi. And I'm not Orthodox


InOne
Do you speak Hebrew?

[lily.]

I am much more reserved in real life than what i am on twitter with lily..

True.

[InOne]

InOne
Do you speak Hebrew?

Nah.

[setanta]

Sometimes, my Uncle is a Rabbi. And I'm not Orthodox

I have an uncle and 4 cousins who are Jews. Love them to pieces.

[Iceman]

True.

LOL i do sometimes foget that its public on there......if i do recall there was something about albino kids last week, no? ;)

[lily.]

LOL i do sometimes foget that its public on there......if i do recall there was something about albino kids last week, no? ;)


I'm thinking I ought to lock down my account tbh.. it's a bit too public lol

And, yeah, we were making virtual babies last week..

[Real]

If we are talking FB here--- It all seems to revolve around the Apps... :shocked:

[Photon]

One time I was messing around with a turbine engine and it took my virginity. It wasn't gentle.

[Real]

One time I was messing around with a turbine engine and it took my virginity. It wasn't gentle.

:eek: Bet it was painfull :hugesmile: But the upside is-- no need to pay for waxing.. :dance:

[Twilight]

I had feelings for my friends, boyfriend:/

[Shasown]

I had feelings for my friends, boyfriend, brother

Tell us more

[Shasown]

I fall for him, before she started dating him, and now i can't have him, because she does:/

There are ways round that, get some of his hair, some of his nail clippings and a piece of jewellery he has worn often. Then i will explain how to make him yours.

[Twilight]

There are ways round that, get some of his hair, some of his nail clippings and a piece of jewellery he has worn often. Then i will explain how to make him yours.

Not really funny for me, atm.

[Shasown]

Not really funny for me, atm.

Who said I was joking, magic works by the power of the person intending, some believe its the same sort of thing as the law of attraction, as wishing or praying for something.

[Twilight]

:/

[Ramsay]

i was about to say my penis size
but that seems a bit ruuuude

[setanta]

i was about to say my penis size
but that seems a bit ruuuude

~Would it be as big as Shasown's and Beso's though? Interesting

[Ramsay]

~Would it be as big as Shasown's and Beso's though? Interesting

how big is theirs?

[Beso]

My balls make mine appear small.

[setanta]

how big is theirs?

They're too far away to find out! Anyway, we're all average, lets me honest about it!

[Shasown]

My balls make mine appear small.

Trim down your pubes, notice the word trim

[_Seth]

I hate sluts.

[Jack_]

I hate sluts.

Would you like a lapdance? My legs are open. Come inside and **** me












:joker:

[sooty]

I tend to trust people.

At my age, I will never learn.:o

[Raph]

I smoked once when I was 12, with some mates

[Stacey.]

i believe people way too easily

[Captain.Remy]

I smoked once when I was 12, with some mates

omgzzzzz u r gonna die mate. ur so dangeroos init. a true rebelz.

I recently came to the conclusion that I won't be able to have rugby, love, socializing and work at the same time. Something has to go.

[sooty]

omgzzzzz u r gonna die mate. ur so dangeroos init. a true rebelz.

I recently came to the conclusion that I won't be able to have rugby, love, socializing and work at the same time. Something has to go.

That is life.

[Beso]

hey admin, if you're going to delete half the thread at least take the offending post with it...what a ****ing liberty.

[Raph]

omgzzzzz u r gonna die mate. ur so dangeroos init. a true rebelz.


Very funny. It was a big deal for me at the time.

[MojoNixon]

Me, better known as Pol Pot, (Khmer: ប៉ុល ពត), was the leader of the Cambodian communist movement known as the Khmer Rouge and was Prime Minister of Democratic Kampuchea from 1976–1979. His time as the leader of Cambodia, in which he attempted to "cleanse" the country, resulted in the death of an estimated 1.7 to 2.5 million people.

Pol Pot became leader of Cambodia in mid-1975. During his time in power, Pol Pot imposed a version of agrarian collectivization, forcing city dwellers to relocate to the countryside to work in collective farms and forced labor projects, toward a goal of "restarting civilization" in a "Year Zero". The combined effects of slave labor, malnutrition, poor medical care, and executions resulted in the deaths of approximately 21% of the Cambodian population.

On March 30, 2009, Kaing Guek Eav, Khmer Rouge commandant of Cambodia's Tuol Sleng prison and torture house, testified at the UN-backed Tribunal, that US policies in the 1970s contributed to the brutal regime's rise to power. "I think the Khmer Rouge would already have been demolished," he said of their status by 1970. "But Mr Kissinger (then US secretary of state) and Richard Nixon were quick [to back coup leader Gen Lon Nol], and then the Khmer Rouge noted the golden opportunity." "Because of this alliance, the Khmer Rouge were able to build up their power over the course of their 1970-75 war against the Lon Nol regime, Duch said.

In 1979, after the invasion of Cambodia by neighbouring Vietnam in the Cambodian–Vietnamese War, Pol Pot fled into the jungles of southwest Cambodia and the Khmer Rouge government collapsed. From 1979 to 1997 he and a remnant of the old Khmer Rouge operated from the border region of Cambodia and Thailand, where they clung to power and United Nations recognition as the rightful government of Cambodia.

[Enid]

^ lol

[Ramsay]

They're too far away to find out! Anyway, we're all average, lets me honest about it!

oh god yea

[Braden]

I have a cows lick.

[Saralouleelaa]

I am addicted to coca cola :/

[Crimson Dynamo]

They're too far away to find out! Anyway, we're all average, lets me honest about it!

NO

i am above average

average is 8 inches

[Mac Hiavellian]

Snowflake, the world's only albino gorilla, threw it's sh*t at me. Seriously

[LemonJam]

My thumbs look like toes.

[CaraRawr]

Alot of my school hate me.

[Mac Hiavellian]

Alot of my school hate me.

It's better to be loved OR hated than ignored. It shows character ;)

[CaraRawr]

It's better to be loved OR hated than ignored. It shows character ;)

True that.

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's better to be loved OR hated than ignored. It shows character ;)

rubbish

there is no merit in being hated


and only your family love you


cliché claptrap

[Raph]

Alot of my school hate me.

n'aw, that sucks, you're wicked!

[Raph]

I'm actually part of what you would call the 'popular group' at my school. :tongue:

[Mac Hiavellian]

rubbish

there is no merit in being hated


and only your family love you


cliché claptrap

Meh. Some people get their kicks off being hated. I know quite a few sociopaths and masochists

I'm not saying CaraRawr is either, and I don't know why they claim to be 'hated', I'm implying they should A) let it roll off their back, and B) spin it in to something a bit more positive

[Jessica.]

My thumbs look like toes.

Mine do too! :bawling:

[Ninastar]

I can walk silently. I always scare people in my house. Its fun. I can even run upstairs silently. I think I am a ninja maybe.

[2k9david2k10]

iam uncut :P

[Claymores]

I like English people as individuals but HATE 'Engerlish' hooligan culture - if England win World Cup I'm gonna emigrate to Buenos Aires or Perth, Australia rather than face 24/7 Engerland on UK TV.

[Crimson Dynamo]

iam uncut :P

unless you are a renowned Jew I dont see many being surprised?

[Niamh.]

Alot of my school hate me.

aawww, I love you anyway :hug:

[Niamh.]

I got sick 4 times this morning (no I'm not pregnant before anyone asks)

For Britlins benefit ^^^

[Crimson Dynamo]

I got sick 4 times this morning (no I'm not pregnant before anyone asks)

it could be an alien baby

have there been any probes lately?

[Ninastar]

I got sick 4 times this morning (no I'm not pregnant before anyone asks)

Omfg are you pregnant!?

[Niamh.]

I got sick 4 times this morning (no I'm not pregnant before anyone asks)



For Britlins benefit^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Niamh.]

it could be an alien baby

have there been any probes lately?

:shocked:

[Claymores]

unless you are a renowned Jew I dont see many being surprised?

Go spot some white military jumbos! Last week we went on highlands tour in tent and only spotted the phough at night and it was effing cold when camp-fire went down - just a C. Scotland boy!

[Niamh.]

it could be an alien baby

have there been any probes lately?

http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/alien_baby_picture_1.jpg

[Ninastar]

For Britlins benefit^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Lmao. I was joking hun x :)

[Niamh.]

Lmao. I was joking hun x :)

oh sorry, my sense of humour is also low today, I think I may have puked it up :conf2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/alien_baby_picture_1.jpg

Britney, is it you?

[Stu]

rubbish

there is no merit in being hated


and only your family love you


cliché claptrap
Not sure, though. I agree with you from a personal standpoint but some people are egomaniacs who would rather be hated than ignored altogether.

[Ninastar]

oh sorry, my sense of humour is also low today, I think I may have puked it up :conf2:

LOL. Aww bless you! x