I have a headache!

[Ross]

Fgs someone fan me.

[Stu]

Have a wank.

It works.

Seriously.

[Lucy.]

So do I :'( *Fans Rosssyy babyy ;)*

[Beastie]

I do to be honest..... get a bag of ice Rossy!

[Niamh.]

Solpadeine is the only way to go

[WOMBAI]

Anadin Extra - always works for me!

[Mrluvaluva]

Have a lie down in a dark cool room. Play dolphins and sh.it.

[Ross]

All these suggestions.

1. Wank
2. Solpadeine
3. Bag of ice
4. Lucy fanning me
5. Anadin Extra
6. Play with dolphins

[Niamh.]

All these suggestions.

1. Wank
2. Solpadeine
3. Bag of ice
4. Lucy fanning me
5. Anadin Extra
6. Play with dolphins

you could do them all at once?

[Ross]

you could do them all at once?

:o so I could.

*sits down takes some Anadin Extra and Solpadeine whilst a bag of ice is on my head and Lucy is fanning me, so I wank whilst playing with dolphins*

[Lucy.]

Ross you are a talented individual what with all that multi-tasking :D

[Ross]

Thanks... both hands too ;)

[Mrluvaluva]

Play dolphins. As in noises on a CD. Not play "with" dolphins. :nono:

[Ross]

Play dolphins. As in noises on a CD. Not play "with" dolphins. :nono:

Oh. I prefer playing with them. I'd prefer playing with you, do you wish to swap? :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

:o so I could.

*sits down takes some Anadin Extra and Solpadeine whilst a bag of ice is on my head and Lucy is fanning me, so I wank whilst playing with dolphins*

now you're so busy you've forgotten all about the headache:joker:

[Ross]

now you're so busy you've forgotten all about the headache:joker:

it went. :D

...no seriously I just put 4Head on my head and I just scratched myself down there and it's burning.

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh. I prefer playing with them. I'd prefer playing with you, do you wish to swap? :hugesmile:

Ok. Send the dolphin over then.

[Ross]

Ok. Send the dolphin over then.

No. *kills dolphin*
HEY BAZ. DROP THEM JEANS. :amazed:

[Lucy.]

...no seriously I just put 4Head on my head and I just scratched myself down there and it's burning.

:laugh2:

[*mazedsalv**]

Take tablets.... and actually wanking does work.

[Twilight]

I have one aswell :(

[Stacey.]

no. *kills dolphin*
hey baz. Drop them jeans. :amazed:

Lol!!!!!!!!

[Ross]

Take tablets.... and actually wanking does work.

does it really? *tries*

no watching guys. i'm embarassed. hehe. jokes. WATCH. :dance:

[*mazedsalv**]

does it really? *tries*

no watching guys. i'm embarassed. hehe. jokes. WATCH. :dance:

Lol its a known fact that it does work!!! Many people have done it, it does seomething to your stress, lowers it, and calms the headache down.

[Mrluvaluva]

No. *kills dolphin*
HEY BAZ. DROP THEM JEANS. :amazed:

Thought "Free Willy" was about a whale? :tongue:

[Ross]

Lol its a known fact that it does work!!! Many people have done it, it does seomething to your stress, lowers it, and calms the headache down.

thanks salv. youre experience in this area i see. do i get a trial watch of you doing it before i do it myself? to see if it's safe and stuff.

[*mazedsalv**]

thanks salv. youre experience in this area i see. do i get a trial watch of you doing it before i do it myself? to see if it's safe and stuff.

No, I'm afraid you dont!!!!!!

[Ross]

No, I'm afraid you dont!!!!!!

:(

[*mazedsalv**]

:(

:joker:

[Ross]

:joker:

Lol. It's all good Salv!

[Shasown]

Sexual release causes the body to produce feel good endorphins and hormone, they are also natural painkillers. So the next time your partner uses the excuse not tonight I have a headache, throw them on the bed and and make love to them like there is no tomorrow.

Doctors Orders.

[*mazedsalv**]

Coolio.

[arista]

Ross you are a talented individual what with all that multi-tasking :D


No one can Multi Task (they found out recent)
but they can jump from A to B
fast.


Like I have 5 TV's on
3 with subtitles on
so I put volume on when the Text is onto something I need to hear.

[Ross]

No one can Multi Task
but they can jump from A to B
fast.


Like I have 5 TV's on
3 with subtitles on
so I put volume on when the Text is onto something I need to hear.
Wank me off, arista.

[Shasown]

Wank me off, arista.

PMSL. You really are desperate if you want to risk the Tinman getting his hands on you.

[Ross]

PMSL. You really are desperate if you want to risk the Tinman getting his hands on you.

I like to experiment with new things. Golden opportunity here. :(

[*mazedsalv**]

Desperation lol... :p