Your stream of consciousness.

[Stu]

I thought this might be fun, if people are willing to do it properly.

Everytime you post, just clear your mind, unfocus and bang away on the keyboard everything that comes into your mind. I'm not sure if anyone will get this, or manage to do it properly, but don't overdo it and don't 'force out' certain things in order to look cool.

Just pay attention to nothing in particular, zone out, and start hammering away at the keyboard. Who knows. It might reveal something about us.

Here's my first go :




soft light net curtain hides tv shows drawing on paper stock acceleration whodunit? t in the park liptons hills blue jay way T. Rex Sheldon Big Bang Theory Rafa Benitez tired boiling click





It gets surprisingly hard after awhile, at least for me, and you will reach a point where thoughts stop naturally occuring to you. Stop typing at that point, because anything you type is only gonig to be forced. The idea is to unthink. Don't type what your thinking. Think about nothing. Then type.

[Smithy]

with visible results in up to 3 weeks

(I think i was influenced by the TV :p)

[Jords]

lemon door tie fox house roof tree long handsome chinese handlebar swing round-a-bout pear piles hamster carrot lmao phone

[Stu]

with visible results in up to 3 weeks

(I think i was influenced by the TV :p)
Me too [Big Bang Theory :wink:].

It's creepy how many advertising slogans and products will infiltrate your stream if you do it for long enough. Not a good omen.

[Ross]

I don't get this :(

[Shaun]

pizza breath unfolded shirts my hair is so soft today mmmmmm coconut. coconut? coconut. conditioner i think mmm trying to rationalise my thoughts going against stu's thread oops stu is irish and pretty oh look a bowling pin!

k

[Stu]

pizza breath unfolded shirts my hair is so soft today mmmmmm coconut. coconut? coconut. conditioner i think mmm trying to rationalise my thoughts going against stu's thread oops stu is irish and pretty oh look a bowling pin!

k
See you can tell this was a legit attempt. Or was it?

[BB_Eye]

fagtastic plonker pies up your tongue with flock of nasty silverwear parading naked in your attic oh how I miss the silver rain of piss maybe you should check it out or just die... I love my life it's like the texture of broccoli with more diamonds and elastic

[Iceman]

2 plus 2 makes 4, nah nah nah a b we buy any car.com we buy any car.com any any any any any any any purple chips chips, coke, smoke, morning, wake, smoke, blister, burn hand, go comapre

[Stu]

fagtastic plonker pies up your tongue with flock of nasty silverwear parading naked in your attic oh how I miss the silver rain of piss maybe you should check it out or just die... I love my life it's like the texture of broccoli with more diamonds and elastic
This is excellent.

You really ought to mute your telly, close your eyes, and take a deep breath before giving it a bash.

flags of the world bipolar fish an emotional fish a good day today was a good day the iceman cometh yogurth culture brittle bones cracked paranoid and angry more tea fins and hairspray broadway

I think I'm insane.

[Zippy]

Nope. I have too much on my mind tonight so....I fail.

[King Gizzard]

jaffa cakes twitter legit bath ice cream movie twat collector rex mo draw

[Stu]

This is excellent.

You really ought to mute your telly, close your eyes, and take a deep breath before giving it a bash.

flags of the world bipolar fish an emotional fish a good day today was a good day the iceman cometh yogurth culture brittle bones cracked paranoid and angry more tea fins and hairspray broadway

I think I'm insane.
You can actually see how the mind worked here.

Emotional - Good Day [happy].

Today was a good day - The Iceman Cometh.

Iceman = TiBB poster [would have been in stream due to posting] and Ice Cube [who sung a song called 'Today Was A Good Day].

See? It's magic.

[Jack_]

I'll attempt it now but reading this thread puts all sorts of things into my mind.

[setanta]

All I'm think about is Ross being jizzed on by Shaun from the last thread I was in. Very alarming!

[Ross]

All I'm think about is Ross being jizzed on by Shaun from the last thread I was in. Very alarming!

LOL.

I don't know what I'm meant to do?!?!

[Harry!]

1st attempt

Breathe words can not do oh my god cute cats funny so slowly words tick tock finish starter chicken hung up words little april showers drip drop tree

[Jayson]

huxley chanandler bong sqwutternut bosh madge red arrow freedom go gig bent cod6 forgotten




No idea what I was thinking there. Maybe the "chanandler bong sqwutternut bosh" bit was because I was watching Friends earlier...

[setanta]

LOL.

I don't know what I'm meant to do?!?!

You keep that between yourself and Shauny for feck sake! lol.

[Jack_]

yeah ill sorry meow gaga lol dapping sai;sy emo colour apartment meander sellotape zoo harry kill face hell assemble predictable gas jolly tin elephant violin ask yourself

What the **** was that.

[ILoveTRW]

The real world is the best show ever. everyone must watch the real world because it is the best show ever.

[Jords]

Ohh! I love the word meander. :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The real world is the best show ever. everyone must watch the real world because it is the best show ever.

:joker::joker:

[Jack_]

Right, I've tried to break down mine into bits that I think they can relate to

yeah ill sorry meow gaga lol dapping sai;sy emo colour apartment meander sellotape zoo harry kill face hell assemble predictable gas jolly tin elephant violin ask yourself

ill - I have been ill recently
gaga - there was a thread earlier about her VS Madonna
colour - on BGT earlier, there was a mention of lots of colour for one of the acts [that's a bit of an extreme relation though
meander - also on BGT, there was a prop that had to be meandered onto the stage [again, pretty extreme relation I guess]
sellotape - there was something to do with masking tape mentioned on BGT as well
harry kill - I can only imagine this was meant to be Harry Hill [an act impersonating him on BGT]
face - the problem I had was on my face...
jolly - one of the acts on BGT was quite jolly
violin - violins in use by one of the acts on BGT

Christ al-****ing mighty, that is quite scary. If that was a legitimate attempt [which I'm not sure if it was myself], then BGT has some huge influence.

[Lucy.]

insomniac free wave cheese alone fail beige wallpaint carrot fruitjuice bronze itching deep shimmery bubbly

[Stacey.]

sheep wall apple dull colour help

D:

[Boothy]

helo grate field harry boat fire goat violin three dog dear verse damp dim toilet bend curve peroxide grill seat reach.

Bit weird.

[GypsyGoth]

here when night siren chimes pain hunger murmuring

:conf2:

[Boothy]

helo grate field harry boat fire goat violin three dog dear verse damp dim toilet bend curve peroxide grill seat reach.

Bit weird.

I'll try and do what Jack did.

Helo - Meant to be Hello, I always like starting things with Hello, Hi etc.
Harry - Harry Hill off BGT.
Violin - read through Jack's list right before I did mine :D
Three - My favourite number
Verse - Can only think it was because I was listening to music right before I did this
Dim & Toilet - Changed the lightbulb in my en-suite about 5 minutes ago. All we had in the house were the energy saving bulbs so the lights really dim

Don't really know about the others.

[Vicky.]

I will definitely try this tomorrow when gavs at work. Think I'll need to be on my own for it to work properly :)

[Jessica.]

dog house orange square cardboard reply gorgeapus stairs award fish kettle uncle forgot joshua ball frog triangle whisper bed space keyboard angry diabolical forgotten jem nickel taboo nonsense doughnut toboggan nation family dreams tayto Netto glass bottle kneel job barrow sad beep clang bong Japan Romania knee window sleep bag cabinet dig willow jargon cannabis brolly jogging caramel soup hello narcissistic garbage taliban warning gaping carnival jambon

D; I don't have a clue! My hands didn't want to stop typing!

[CaraRawr]

fml sleepover ily friends jared wtf eh me tibb cats wtf im confused bleh

[Lee.]

I can't do this!! :(

[Z]

Before I give this a go; I read the first couple of posts and then decided not to read on in case it affected my attempt, so attempting now...


black cavern forest silver dog carrot christmas garden membrane neck ought to whisper seen a lot blue twitter tweet bird magpie small rising

[Niamh.]

thanks now go off for the 7th time would you ah the end of it all anyway round the corner of my eye

[Vicky.]

frog sea time clock work drink dog rug kill red tree cloud time black river


Umm...ok then...

[Princess]

Hair paste shoe dog pond juice music nose clown teddy cough fish golf light bed water foam green tree road rabbit mug hospital brainstem toe ladder

[CaraRawr]

shoe foot pink colou blue sea your mum sea gorse fish cat dog rabbit cup sheep yellow hair

attempt two. :/

[Lewis.]

Whatsup caravan adolf twilight twitter righteousness lewis female twin twonk gonzo dr marky lame sheep larry twat fish washer flight mum buyer space

[Twilight]

Kerrang, tv cats tv ads football tom life sixer phone dad nanana

LOL

[zotler.]

black jelly king woof fire party paper flower lily nappies

That's all I got.

[MojoNixon]

poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop.......poop.

[Lauren]

Almost impossible to do this without... chemical aids haha. I don't think I can do it... I just keep consciously thinking "must clear mind".

[Enid]

I can't do this right now, because my mind is just trying to think of things to type rather than it flowing naturally. Maybe I'll be able to do it when I'm feeling a little bit more relaxed.

[Photon]

I can't do this right now, because my mind is just trying to think of things to type rather than it flowing naturally. Maybe I'll be able to do it when I'm feeling a little bit more relaxed.

Yeah, sure. Yours would just read:

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks the sims 2

[Enid]

Yeah, sure. Yours would just read:

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks the sims 2
No.

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks tea dicks the sims 2

Ty.

[Photon]

That's pretty much what I'd type out.

[Shaun]

die claudia die claudia die claudia die claudia

[Jessica.]

bath dog wallet computed handbag geography wallpaper dingo carpet lollipop cardboard sellotape lava lamp parachute elbow forward crying nana class nappy party neigh

[Harry!]

My second attempt

Andy Warhol noise thunder lightning mosque worms starlight picture star april showers cats whiskers freak noise lame whisk

....

I shall do one in daytime to see if my brain functions different at times of day.

[GypsyGoth]

die claudia die claudia die claudia die claudia

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

clear sky chimney birds grass happy legs noise map

[Vicky.]

bird tweet cup tv smash hit shout work drink quiz sing cat bird hit hate grass snake bite shout


Um...quite a change from the other day :eek:

Why on earth 2 birds?!

[Crimson Dynamo]

all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy
all work and no play makes LT a dull boy

[Ninastar]

hi cat silly crown thinking hard nest *next tired sore green green guy dick house done lou silent hi again omg seven ahh bird cupboard spelling bye