GIRLFRIEND DILEMA...couple of scenarios

[Beso]

Ok, I have just said to my girlfriend while discussing this maniac that has been running amok around cumbria, that if he held a gun to my head and demanded that I **** my mother who was kneeling quivering next to me up the arse or he's killingus both or just one of us,I said i'd **** my mum gently.


couple of questions arose..


1..would you do it lovingly with hip movements.
2..what would your mum say?
would it be..... "just do it", or..... "i'll take the gamble that you're the one getting shot", or ......"i'd rather we both got shot"
3..what if it was you and your dad?

[Jessica.]

D:
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[GypsyGoth]

My dad is dead.

[Boothy]

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight :(

[Jack_]

D: D: D:

[Jessica.]

My dad is dead.

This.

[Beso]

Sorry about your dads, mine is too.

[Shasown]

Ok, I have just said to my girlfriend while discussing this maniac that has been running amok around cumbria, that if he held a gun to my head and demanded that I **** my mother who was kneeling quivering next to me up the arse or he's killingus both or just one of us,I said i'd **** my mum gently.


couple of questions arose..


1..would you do it lovingly with hip movements.
2..what would your mum say?
would it be..... "just do it", or..... "i'll take the gamble that you're the one getting shot", or ......"i'd rather we both got shot"
3..what if it was you and your dad?

What did your girlfriend say? That she would hold your coat?

[Beso]

she said number two..the further discussion is the rest of number two.(toned down a bit)

[Crimson Dynamo]

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[Beso]

No lt, I wouldn't let my mum do me with a strap on on.

[WOMBAI]

Ok, I have just said to my girlfriend while discussing this maniac that has been running amok around cumbria, that if he held a gun to my head and demanded that I **** my mother who was kneeling quivering next to me up the arse or he's killingus both or just one of us,I said i'd **** my mum gently.


couple of questions arose..


1..would you do it lovingly with hip movements.
2..what would your mum say?
would it be..... "just do it", or..... "i'll take the gamble that you're the one getting shot", or ......"i'd rather we both got shot"
3..what if it was you and your dad?

I'd say - don't put ideas in heads of any future maniacs out there! :joker:

[Shasown]

Wombai in your signature is that a Hannibal Lector quote:" A mind is a beautiful thing to taste", or a typo and should read "waste" a paraphrase of the United Negro College Fund slogan?

[WOMBAI]

Wombai in your signature is that a Hannibal Lector quote:" A mind is a beautiful thing to taste", or a typo and should read "waste" a paraphrase of the United Negro College Fund slogan?

No - nothing to do with Lector! I came across it on the net - and thought it was quite appropriate - talking to new, sometimes interesting people!

[Shasown]

No - nothing to do with Lector! I came across it on the net - and thought it was quite appropriate - talking to new, sometimes interesting people!

Dont suppose you meet many of them on here then. PMSL.

[WOMBAI]

Dont suppose you meet many of them on here then. PMSL.

Ha, ha - a few! :hugesmile: