Britain's Got Talent [Semi-Final 5] - Discussion thread

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Ant and Dec present the last of the Britain's Got Talent live semi-finals. Eight acts perform in front of judges Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden in the hopes of getting through to the final before viewers vote for their favourite act.

Tonight's line-up:

Myztikal

Kieran Gaffney

Dance Flavourz

Father and Son

The Chippendoubles

Liam McNally

A3

Alesia Vazmitel

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7:30PM & 9:30PM on ITV1
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[Jords]

Myztikal & The Chippendoubles ftw me thinks!

[Stacey.]

can't remember any of those acts.

[KG.]

I get the feeling this is going to be a **** night for BGT.

The only act I really liked out of those were The Chippendoubles. I can't see how they're going to progress with the act though, as we all know the surprise now.

Myztikal weren't very special, average dancing at best mixed with mediocre singing, I'd prefer to see a good crack at either and not a half arsed attempt at both to be honest.

I think Liam McNally will walk this show. I'd like to see Alesia go through just for a bit of variety but that won't happen.

My prediction:

Safely Through: Liam McNally
Judges Vote: Myztikal and Chippendoubles; no idea who will go through out of the two thouh.

[Harry!]

Im watching.

[BGT-FAN!]

The Chippendoubles are the only good ones

[CaraRawr]

The Chippendoubles, A3 and Father & Son <3

[Harry!]

Like 15 mins.

[Harry!]

Like on now.

[Boothy]

Are A3 the three brothers? I think they'll do it. Maybe that lad on the drums too. Now that we've seen Chippendoubles I think their act will be kind of predictable.

[Beastie]

The son in Father and Son looks like Darren from TIBB a bit! lol

[MassiveTruck]

Starting off with a complete bag of ****e.

[Harry!]

I dont like this much :|

[MassiveTruck]

Utter garbage. To think what wank what? Who the hell is that? That looks nothing like Amanda or Piers.

[Boothy]

It's alright. Their talent is basically looking like people though.

[KG.]

That was terrible.

I loved them the first time, but the surprise just isn't there anymore. This night is going to be a long one..

[Braden]

Shame to be honest.

[Stacey.]

they were awful.

[Harry!]

It wasnt that good to be honest.

[MassiveTruck]

Oh a singer. Back to cleaning up.

[Boothy]

I know he's good, but I just don't like this kid.

[KG.]

This little kid really annoys me when he talks, his top lip hardly moves, it's like some Thunderbirds ****.

[MassiveTruck]

Time to check out the milkman Liam.

[Braden]

I think the boy is boring :/

[Beastie]

Get this singer off.

[Stacey.]

he's really good

[Beastie]

Sounds like a girl lol.

Oh dear the cat's claws are scratching down the blackboard.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH.

[Harry!]

I wonder what will happen when his voice breaks...

[KG.]

Well this is ****ing exciting.

[Boothy]

I think this is really good but I just can't help but not like him lol. I'm a right bastard.

[Harry!]

Boring...

[Braden]

Be annoyed if he got through with the other singers.

[KG.]

Be annoyed if he got through with the other singers.

Likewise, unfortunately, I think he will walk this show.

[Kerry]

Not fussed (again) about any tonight. Infact nearly decided to snooze through it but I've got a second wind :D

[Saph]

id laugh if his voice broke on a high note in the finale

[commando narf]

i want tina and chandi 2 win!!!

[Boothy]

So sick of they saying "Pulling out all the stops" after this week.

[Harry!]

Yey finally someone good.

[Boothy]

That was incredible.

[Kerry]

Bet she gets asked out a lot :laugh:

[MassiveTruck]

Beautiful.

[KG.]

That was very impressive, a bit slow in the middle though, think she should get through though, that is variety.

[Braden]

Wow,pretty good!

[MassiveTruck]

Look how tall and statuesque she is.

[Braden]

really want this to be good <3

[Kerry]

Not sure I want to see more of Alisia. I swear I saw her lunch as it is....

[Harry!]

Another silly dance group.

[MassiveTruck]

Oh my God... these guys... bloody hell. This was completely mashed when that girl sang last time.

[Boothy]

******ing dance acts. So bored of 'em now.

[Braden]

There was a ten year old at the audition?

[Kerry]

Thought these were pretty good last time. Oh and A3. Not faves though

[Kerry]

She sounded great last time. What happened?!

[Braden]

Really good!

[Boothy]

He sounded good.

[Kerry]

Oh dear

[KG.]

Stand by what I said, as a dance group, they're average. As singers, they're average.

Didn't enjoy that.

[Kerry]

Better at the end but nah, better last time

[MassiveTruck]

I think they've got bags of potential but that was a bit try hard in places.

If they had got it together on the night they'd easily be going through.

[Harry!]

I sware there has been a Michael Jackson music sample every day this week. Bit silly now.

[Braden]

Why are they standing in front of them!?

[Boothy]

Was better than the audition. Still wasn't that good though.

[Kerry]

Stand by what I said, as a dance group, they're average. As singers, they're average.

Didn't enjoy that.

You sounded all Simon Cowell there :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

I swear the rapper just said *****z lol

[KG.]

You sounded all Simon Cowell there :laugh:

I am Simon Cowell. :devil:

:laugh:

[MassiveTruck]

LOL - Simon's going to make them hate her.

[Boothy]

Good voice? She sounded terrible tonight!

[Braden]

She was good,like a mini Alesha Dixon

[Kerry]

I am Simon Cowell. :devil:

:laugh:

:shocked:

[Stacey.]

he sang well, but didn't like the act as a whole.

[MassiveTruck]

I swear the rapper just said *****z lol

Well I'm phoning Ofcom then.

[Jords]

Myztikal were great! I wish the girl in the red did sing more, her voice is unique.

[Boothy]

Myztikal were great! I wish the girl in the red did sing more, her voice is unique.

I thought it was fantastic in the audition but dreadful tonight. Perhaps she needed a bit more time.

[Kerry]

She sounded better first time but then again she sang more last time. You didn't really get chance to hear her today

[Ruth*Star]

Myztikal were great! I wish the girl in the red did sing more, her voice is unique.

Thats pretty much what i think too. I hope Myztikal get through tonight, they have tons of potiential.

[MassiveTruck]

Thats pretty much what i think too. I hope Myztikal get through tonight, they have tons of potiential.

They really need to get it together though. There's loads of talent and ideas there but it's all a bit mish mashy yet.

[Harry!]

They were ok.

[Boothy]

Got a feeling I might like these :D

Still don't understand how that bloke is married though! He's painfully gay.

[Kerry]

Got a feeling I might like these :D

Still don't understand how that bloke is married though! He's painfully gay.

As he launches into Ricky Martin.....

[King Gizzard]

Its desmond from losts little gay brother!

[BGT-FAN!]

He is in denial big time

[Stacey.]

what ****

[Boothy]

That was brilliant!

[King Gizzard]

I would of buzzed them by now..can't see their arses

[King Gizzard]

Thats something you would see at pontins.

[Harry!]

Camp but cool.

[Boothy]

I thought he just called his wife an elephant :joker:

[Kerry]

LOL @ the elephant

[MassiveTruck]

These two are going to be the judges' humiliation of the night I think.

[Kerry]

Don't like these last chance saloon acts

[Boothy]

You can just tell he's forced his son into singing.

[Kerry]

Nooooooooooooooooooo don't kill this song, it's beautiful :bawling:

[MassiveTruck]

They should have sang Cat Steven's Father and Son.

[MassiveTruck]

These two are going to be the judges' humiliation of the night I think.

Simon's buzzed...

[Kerry]

Cats choir

[Boothy]

They're no better than me in the shower...

[Kerry]

Butch cats

[Harry!]

Very bad.

[Ruth*Star]

The son is good looking but meh to this act. No substance to it.

[Kerry]

Totally ruined an absolutely gorgeous song

[Kerry]

The Dad could join the Chippendoubles as Dave Spikey I s'pose...

[Jackie]

The beginning was really dodgy but they sang well.

[MassiveTruck]

The Dad could join the Chippendoubles as Dave Spikey I s'pose...

He looks like that presenter of the crystal maze but with hair

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[Stacey.]

their singing was bad

[Jords]

Dance Flavourz were exciting, hmmm Father and Son meh, I thought the son was a really good singer though.

[BGT-FAN!]

So far I have no idea who will get through tonight but I want Mystikal and Alesia

[GypsyGoth]

Dance Flavourz were exciting, hmmm Father and Son meh, I thought the son was a really good singer though.

That's what I thought, what were the other acts, and were they any good?

[KG.]

I missed Dance Flavourz and heard Father and Son, they were hmm, cheesey I agree, they shouldn't make it through.

I really wanted to see Dance Flavourz though, looked like it could have been good.

Alesia still ahead for me.

[setanta]

That was the most sickly sweet thing I've ever seen. Bottom of the pier stuff.

[MassiveTruck]

Oh wicked - A3!

[Kerry]

A3 were alright last time

[Ruth*Star]

I really want Mystikal through, they are the ones i've liked the most tonight.

[Boothy]

I hope they perform. I like these.

[Kerry]

The camera panned away from them a lot last time. Made me suspicious

[MassiveTruck]

I really want Mystikal through, they are the ones i've liked the most tonight.

It's going to be an interesting results show...

[King Gizzard]

These are already MUCH better dancers than Twist and Pulse.

[Harry!]

Like we have already small dance groups in the final...

[Boothy]

Really good I thought.

[Kerry]

Yay, better. Nice work

[MassiveTruck]

They buckled didn't they.

[Braden]

They were alright.

[Boothy]

One in the middle looks like he's hurt his leg.

[Stacey.]

they were great! they must get through!

[Kerry]

The kid.....

[Ruth*Star]

I liked the headscissors thing he did with the other two boys.

[Kerry]

Least Simon noticed

[MassiveTruck]

I think that kid is in pain...

[MassiveTruck]

That kid injuried doing it for his art.

[Kerry]

Talk about grin and bear it lol

[Jords]

I loved them! Their routine was really good imo.

[GypsyGoth]

That kid injuried doing it for his art.

Maybe he is trying to get injured people to vote for them.

[KG.]

Really don't know who I want through tonight, it's been a bit of an iffy show.

Definitely want Alesia through, but I have no idea about the other, the drumming kid coming up didn't impress me much in his audition..

[MassiveTruck]

I loved them! Their routine was really good imo.

Yeah it was dead enjoyable.

Why can't someone rubbish like Janey get injured instead.

[Kerry]

Drummerboys too desperate

[setanta]

There's been three or four decent acts tonight. It'll be interesting to see how the voting pans out. Oh, and I can't stand this drummer lad.

[MassiveTruck]

Oooh a show called Father and Son...


What... A... Co... In... Ci... Dence... - Hmm...!

[Harry!]

Not sure what to make of him.

[Boothy]

I like this lad. I just wonder how far a solo drumming act can go.

[MassiveTruck]

I like this lad. I just wonder how far a solo drumming act can go.

He is a fantastic drummer though isn't he.

[Boothy]

He is a fantastic drummer though isn't he.

He's fantastic. Backing track has ruined it though.

[Kerry]

I like this lad. I just wonder how far a solo drumming act can go.

About 10 ft in the air

[Harry!]

I hope the drums dont fall off.

[Boothy]

About 10 ft in the air

Lmao :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

About 10 ft in the air

:laugh:

[KG.]

About 10 ft in the air

:laugh: Took the words right out of my mouth.

I actually quite liked that, he's a very good drummer.

[Ruth*Star]

I really liked that, i want the little talented drummer and Mystikal through tonight.

[MassiveTruck]

He's fantastic. Backing track has ruined it though.

Definitely. I remember they did the same thing with those guys who were using bins and brooms to make beats to - something Bang On.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyzj8b5LeI

[King Gizzard]

There are plenty of better drummers than him out there, I know about 3 myself lol

Join a band, you annoying little ****

[setanta]

Can't stand the lad, and he's not that great at drumming.

[Kerry]

He's no Travis Barker

[Stacey.]

It was way too boring.

[GypsyGoth]

There are plenty of better drummers than him out there, I know about 3 myself lol

Join a band, you annoying little ****

:laugh: I wonder if his mom and dad will let him back in the band.

[KG.]

Alesia through please and whoever else I'm not really fussed about..

[Harry!]

He was quite good.

[Jords]

It wernt bad at all, though I think the judges overrated him there.

[Boothy]

Dance Flavours and the pole dancer to go through.

[King Gizzard]

A3, with Peridot the two best dance groups of this year.

MUCH better than that Twist and Pulse ****.

[Stacey.]

i hope Liam and A3 get through tonight

[Ninastar]

I hope the pole dancer and drummer get through

[Jords]

Myztikal and either A3, Alesia Vazmitel or Dance Flavourz to go through, not too bothered.

[Harry!]

JLS, Real talent that is. NOT!

[Ninastar]

NO WAIT. the stripper or A3

[Braden]

I thought when the stage was brought up his mum and dad were gunna walk out underneath it :p

[MassiveTruck]

JLS, Real talent that is. NOT!

Don't you know they're from the same science lab where Connected were cloned.

[MassiveTruck]

I thought when the stage was brought up his mum and dad were gunna walk out underneath it :p

Where is the video in your sig from?

[MassiveTruck]

I hope the pole dancer and drummer get through

I agree with that but I doubt it.

[Kerry]

The drummerboy might get the 'comeback kid' vote :sleep:

[MassiveTruck]

The drummerboy might get the 'comeback kid' vote :sleep:

Mummies everywhere will be jamming the texting servers to get him through.

[Kerry]

Mummies everywhere will be jamming the texting servers to get him through.

Not this one

[Harry!]

Don't you know they're from the same science lab where Connected were cloned.

Yer totally.

[MassiveTruck]

So who wants the absolutely fantastic talent on steroids Chippendoubles to go through?

[MassiveTruck]

I've got a feeling dance flavourz will go through tonight.

[Kerry]

I've no idea tonight. Though I reckon Myztikal will be one of the three top

[MassiveTruck]

Me neither. I can't work out who is talking about.

Time to mute my TV.

[Kerry]

The pole girl too. If she's not straight through the judges will put her through for variety sake

[ButterflyGirl]

Cheese :D

[Harry!]

JLS are so bad.

[MassiveTruck]

Cheese :D

Edam.

[Kerry]

Not a fan of JLS either

[MassiveTruck]

JLS are so bad.

That small thin one doesn't appear to have had much luck with testosterone.

[Boothy]

JLS are terrible. Can't stand them.

[ILoveTRW]

jls are an embarrassment

[GypsyGoth]

Not fond of this song.

[MassiveTruck]

They seem to be looking like they want to seduce the camera all the time.

[Kerry]

Not fond of this song.

Not saying it's samey or anything but my daughter just sang along to it. I asked her how she knew it and she said "I don't, it's just the same" :laugh:

[MassiveTruck]

Oh it's over but I have a feeling they're going to Schmooze loads now.

[zotler.]

Ah, that song was horrible. D:

[Harry!]

Way too much vocorder on this song.

[MassiveTruck]

Not saying it's samey or anything but my daughter just sang along to it. I asked her how she knew it and she said "I don't, it's just the same" :laugh:

She deserves a medal for that or a cut from the Help the Heroes charity.

[Stacey.]

JLS :love:

[MassiveTruck]

That guy talking has an action man haircut. Oh he's going now.

[MassiveTruck]

JLS :love:

Meg from Family Guy :love:

[GypsyGoth]

I think the father and son are dating each other.

[MassiveTruck]

I think talentwise this was the strongest night. There were a lot of gimmick acts in previous nights but this was all about the talent.

[Boothy]

Come on Dance Flavours!

[Stacey.]

A3 must get through. if they don't it will be a travesty.

[Kerry]

Bet it took them weeks to come up with the name 'Father and Son'

[MassiveTruck]

I think the father and son are dating each other.

LOL

That's possible. They might just be a gay couple where he calls the young one boy and the guy calls hiim Daddy.

[Kerry]

A3 were the best for me

[MassiveTruck]

Nice one. I thought he wasn't going to make it.

[Boothy]

That's bulls**t! He wasn't anything special!

[Kerry]

Yawn...

[MassiveTruck]

Now this is going to be tough.

[King Gizzard]

Oh hell no!!!!

[Stacey.]

D:

come on A3.

[Harry!]

bOring...

[MassiveTruck]

I'm eating fruit scones me.

[Boothy]

A3, The Pole Dancer and Dance Flavours all deserve it.

[MassiveTruck]

Oh fa' *******'s SAKE!!!

[Boothy]

What! This is awful!

[Kerry]

Liam?!?! LIAM?!?!?!!!!!!!!

[Boothy]

Come on A3.

[Harry!]

Oh god another singer and dancer through.

[Kerry]

They're gonna go for the kid :bawling:

[MassiveTruck]

Have we already got a little child in the finals yet?

[Boothy]

They better not send that bollockless twat through!

[GypsyGoth]

I hope A3 :dance::dance::dance:

[Boothy]

Have we already got a little child in the finals yet?

Connected. Blergh.

[Kerry]

Piers twat

[Stacey.]

Come on Simon. make the right decision.

[Kerry]

Simon come on.....

[Kerry]

SIMON!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

[GypsyGoth]

Aww :(

[Stacey.]

idiot.

[Harry!]

Lets hope liams voice breaks overnight then.

[MassiveTruck]

Gracious lads.

[Boothy]

****** sake! It's meant to be done on talent, not the expiry date on talent! Second time Simon has disappointed me this week!

[Saph]

Why did the silly drummer boy get through -_-' thats not talent!

[King Gizzard]

Join a fecking band the little drummer scrotum.

a3 should of gone through its a travesty, both the best dance acts arent in the final, a3 and peridot.

[setanta]

Ridiculous top 3 voted for by the public.

[Saph]

I want that fat stripper from last year to come back! I think she was called Fabia or something :D

[Kerry]

Possibly worst vote of the week.

[Jords]

Meh, didnt really want either of them to get through... :/

[MassiveTruck]

My top two are Spellbound and Kieran.

[Kerry]

Tobias to win hands down


Probably won't but he's been my fave from the off

[Kerry]

More Talent now

[Stacey.]

Tina and Chandi to win.

[setanta]

Janey to win. She great.

[Kerry]

Saying on More Talent that Kierans stage was computer controlled. Wish they'd sneezed while controlling it :laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Not keen on the two who went through:rolleyes:.

Spellbound or Tina and Chandi to win:D.

[MassiveTruck]

Bloody hell - what Melanie Blatt did.

[MassiveTruck]

I love Amanda Byran.

[hotleggs]

JLS are bloody brill

[MassiveTruck]

JLS are bloody brill

Do you know what?

If it was the end of the world and we needed food but (turn it up, turn it up, for the people that say) the only source was people, I'd have no qualms in pushing for JLS being used for meat.

I wouldn't eat them but you know..

[King Gizzard]

who the actual fck is that guy following Mulhern around? lol

[MassiveTruck]

who the actual fck is that guy following Mulhern around? lol

His double.

[King Gizzard]

But they look/sound nothing alike..

[MassiveTruck]

But they look/sound nothing alike..

I think they are indicating Stephen is heavily CGI'd.